>Enter the gym >"LET'S GET FUCKED UP"

>enter the gym
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
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>>41779853
Enters the gym
>FY FAEN FY FY FAEN

>>41779853
>LET'S GET FUCKED UP AND DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cdY_q2Lp2w

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>enter the gym
>BE UMBOO SIT DOWN
>BE UMBOO BITCH SIT DOWN

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>Walk into the recreational sports facility
>I'D CATCH A GRENADE 'FO YA

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>>41779853
>Enter the gym
>GIVE MY LOVE TO A SHOOTING STAR
>BUT SHE MOVES SO FAST
>THAT I CAN'T KEEP UP, I'M CHASING

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>be me
>enter the gym on my already pumped up kesha music blasting through my MSR7s
>waving the head to the filthy as fuck beat
>feel like a snake owning the fucking gym
>tell a cardiobunny to literally move the fuck out of the bench
>she obeys
>finish my sets and leave
>still bouncing my head to the beat
>feeling filthy as fuck
>go up to the bunny now on the treadmill
>"next time I'll bust your shit up if you don't move as you see me, understood?"
>"oh, oh...yes! sorry!"
>leave in the most alpha way with my head bouncing to the beat drinking a protein shake
FUCK

must have been those soy proteins all along

>if I ever have my own gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfImrcVGS68&index=30

When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So, like what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Did you see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,
Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag live"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
Ok, let's go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, never mind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do you know anyone else here?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
Should I go home with him?
I guess I took a good selfie

Let me take a selfie