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Totally changed my mindset
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>>41770548
>planet fitness survey
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>>41770548
>planet fitness survey
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>>41770548
>justifying poor diet and fitness
>planet fitness survey
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WTF I hate fitness now.
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>implying 80% of women aren't fucking repulsive
also
>planet fitness survey
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>planet fitness survey
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No, women don't generally, find that body visually attractive. Most women prefer something like ottermode or bearmode. Insecure women just want someone average so they won't be challenged to better themselves. "I just wan't a guy to eat pizza and drink bear with" means "I wan't a guy that won't challenge me as a person and won't judge me for growing fat and lazy".
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>>41770548
>sluts get rejected by chads
>lol,i don't even find your attractive lmao i prefer fat guys
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Really makes you think
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>>41770548
when i had a dad bod no women asked me for their hand in marriage wtf
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>>41770737
>I wan't a guy that won't challenge me as a person and won't judge me for growing fat and lazy".
Nailed it and I hope they'll spare poor bear's life.
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>>41770548
>We don't judge, except if you have the slightest hint of definition
>Planet fitness survey
This doesn't affect my well being in the slightest, anons. Why does it make me angry?
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>Average to somewhat decent looking women show love and affection to chubby dudes who aren't poor
>Know that they usually don't have women flocking over them so they don't need to worry about getting cheated on
>The female gets to be the attractive one in the relationship and thus have most of the power and attention
>Will basically use the dad bod guy for money purposes and as a general safety net in life
>"We totally like bellies on guys! It's so cute ahaha".
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>>41770784
Because it sort of spits in the face of the work and goals you have set for your self.
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>>41770548
That's not even dad bod.

Dad bod is someone who is fundamentally strong but has a beer gut. Not some DYEL with baby fat.
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>>41770548
I wonder how they conducted this test. Did they have a pic of an obese fat fuck and a tubby bastard to choose between?
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I'm from Europe. What is planet fitness and why do you guys dislike it so much? Why do they make posters like this?
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Why are women so insecure all the fucking time. I swear to god I cannot find a single female that has alot of confidence. Im so sick and tired of these borderline insecure females and their coping mechanisms
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>>41770838
wrong
dad bod is literally fat normie dyel
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>>41770548
I'm 24 and I had 'dad bod' pretty much all my life.
It's my default setting when I stop working out for five minutes.
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>>41770548
>planet fitness
Out of shape women like out of shape men, who knew?!
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>>41770866
Not to be some edgy /pol/tier cunt, women aren't supposed to have as much agency as they currently do.
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>>41770863
They have a free pizza night.
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>>41770863

It's basically where people who are intimidated by fitness go to be "fit".

Problem is that PF is designed to keep you coming back forever while never achieving your goals. No squat or power racks, free donuts and pizza on certain nights, limited size of free weights, and you're not allowed to enter if you look jacked since you'll "intimidate" other members.
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>[dad bäd]
Is this what Americans actually believe?
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>>41770914
It tells me a lot about Americans that a place as cancerous as that can even stay in business. What the fuck
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>>41770914

Why does this even exist. I mean Im pretty sure most of you Americans have already accepted the fact that this exists. But if you really think about it. Its fucked up.

Why does America always seem to be one step ahead in making the world a more fucked up place, catering to anti fat shaming, positive racism, feminism and sjw bullshit
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>>41770933
>>41770945
it's a big chain too, they're fucking everywhere
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>planet fitness survey

the zodiac killer has found his next quarry
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>>41770548
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>>41770848

ok girls here is seth rogen and jj watt

which one of them you preffer to fuck
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>>41770548

Am I dad bod since I have a slight belly? (5'9" 184 lbs)

I've been lifting for about 14 months and have good definition just about everywhere else including calves but my stomach is a major problem area. I control my calories to under 1900 a day and always eat a minimum of 125g of protein. Cardio and ab roller + deadlifts are barely helping.
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>>41770990
>which one of them you preffer [sic] to fuck

That is not the test for the dad bod. Everyone knows girls would rather fuck the hot guy.

The test for the dad bod is "which one do you prefer to marry and spend 30+ years with." In that test, girls want a guy who won't fuck around and will make their entire lives all about the girl. In this case, it is the doughy dad bod.
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>>41771047

mfw reality is exactly opposite, jj watt is loving father and seth fucks around
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>>41770868
>his dad wasn't decently strong but with a of beer belly
lmao'ing at your life
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>>41770548
thats only because 80% of the planet has dad bods
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>>41770990
If the guy on the right gained 15-20 pounds he would be closer to what OP's image described than the guy on the right. The guy on the right is obese.
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>>41771062
>>41771083
Seth is also (for some inexplicable reason) famous and rich. He is not indicative of what a normie with a dad bod is.

Beyond that, I imagine most women don't want to fuck nor marry Seth, despite his money.
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>>41771083

yeah, you're right

just look at this obese fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efB1gNszf3U

every average guy has 61inch vert at 280+ pounds lmao
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>>41770548
As long as mr dad bod works 50+ hours a week to provide for these women and their offspring, doesn't give her as pending limit, doesn't care that she is fat, and only expects sex maybe once a month.
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>>41771110
He meant left. Seth Rogan is obese.
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>>41770788
Finally! Finally, someone gets it.

Women conspire at a level that men wouldn't normally even imagine.

Criteria 1: Partner must have means to provide for me and my spawn.
Criteria 2: Partner must have limited ability to leave me
Criteria 3: Partner must be subject to my control

If all criteria are met, then marry. Next step is to find a genetically superior male to make babies with. Numale husband will provide for and raise genetically superior babies.

For all of you faggots that guessed wrong... you could start with Book of Pook. Also plenty of articles and videos out there dissecting the "dad bod" trend.
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So I guess you have to ask yourselves this gentlemen.

>spend your days being a sikk cunt, being mired and hated for your progress, while also being unloved because women tend to be immature and assume you'll leave them. They'll still sleep with you though, but there's not deep satisfaction

Or

>be a fat fuck that can keep a relation and hope she doesn't cheat on you with an exciting chad

To live is to lose gents, it's all about choosing how
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>>41770945
>Why does this even exist
They're the fitness version of Catholic indulgences. It absolves fat fucks of the guilt of their gluttony (in their eyes) and it's relatively cheap at $10/month.

>Why does America always seem to be one step ahead in making the world a more fucked up place, catering to anti fat shaming, positive racism, feminism and sjw bullshit
A) it's a very vocal and active minority on social media that garners this attention. It's assumed that 5% of people in this country are gay, but less than that 5% participates in all that obnoxious gay pride shit, so it's not some overwhelming majority of people. B) if you think we're bad, at least our women aren't getting summarily raped by sand monkeys in the name of tolerance
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>>41770914
It's the only gym in my town. I went for about a month, but quit when I came one night and it was full of 400-pound people wearing pajamas and eating pizza. Now I have a home gym and it's infinitely better.
On the bright side, going there made me feel really good about myself because I was the only one who knew how to do any exercise with remotely proper form.
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>>41770863
(((Planet Fitness)))
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>>41770838
Nah, you got dad bod and dad-mode confused.

The term dad bod was coined by some journalist who wrote and article on Leonardo DiCaprio, where said journalist insisted that Leo's still visually attractive despite his disgusting physique and it has nothing to do with his fame or money of course. Some ate it up and other magazines started touting that being skinnyfat is somehow attractive now.

Dad-mode, was coined by some Anon on /fit/. It's a dude who looks like your dad. (if you had a real dad who did manual labor) He has a belly but not really considered fat, strong as fuck with noticeable muscle and hair covering his body.
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>>41770848
They probably let them chose between some muscle bound roider and a dad bod. Say what you want, but most people would prefer to have sex with an unattractive but normal human being instead of someone who injects illegal drugs.
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>>41771319

but is planet fitness literally motviating to quit going to gym?
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>>41771144
Or option 3: leave humanity behind, goddammit
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>>41770866
That's not true at all. There are plenty of "jacked" men and women at planet fitness. I think you were given false information?
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>>41771326
Don't you understand how well this concept works? You disencourage people to go to the gym but you only charge 10 dollars per week but it's a contract so you'll be paying 10 bucks every week. What happen is, people sign up, they stop going to the gym but they're literally so lazy, they can't be bothered to quit their membership, and what if they suddenly get struck by a moment of motivation and go to the gym. Boom, almost empty gym and no good looking people so he won't feel bad or pressured to improve himself. He won't be coming again any time soon.

So you end up with a shitton of "ghost" members who all pay their fair share for equipment that barely needs to be maintained because nobody fucking uses any of it.
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>>41770914
>be american
>go to the gym for pizza

you fucking people
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>>41771419
That's how most gyms are and why there's always seasonal booms in memberships. You get your new years resolutioners, your spring/pre-summer rush around April, and your pre-holiday rush in November
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>>41770784

Because you haven't truly accepted that it's outside of both your concern and you control, and thus haven't learned to just let go and laugh.
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>>41770548
>this just in: women don't know what the fuck they want

Gee who would have thought
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>>41770548
Fully annotated.
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>>41770863
>>41770914

And in the name of being a zone free of judgement, embarrassment and intimidation, if you exercise too loudly they sound a gym-wide to single you out for it.
I'm not kidding.
I thought Planet Fitness was some satirical meme for years.
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>>41771561
kek
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>>41771563
>a whole gym-wide, is that bad?

I meant 'gym-wide alarm', oy vey.
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>>41770784
It's critical of your worldview, undermines your own efforts, and it's presented with this shit eating grin of false authority
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>>41771419
>disencourage
wot
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>>41770548
Blue pill as fuck

>your goal in life should be to live a mediocre lifestyle and settle down with someone as mediocre as you are then work a mediocre job to provide for a mediocre family
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>>41770737
>I wonder if this fits into today's macros
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>>41771419
It's $10 a month,not a week you faggot.
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>>41771347 This
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Wow I was just about to hit the gym, guess I´m hitting the store for some cookies instead! Thanks PF, for defining what´s sexy for me AND not judging at the same time!
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I have a dad bod and have no trouble with getting for chicks to ride my D. I think it has something to do with not being an insecure douchebro.

>pic releted
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>>41772260
That is not a dad bod. Pic related is a dad bod.
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>>41772285
That guy is just fat, outta shape and weak....
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>>41772291
And the dad bod is fat, outta shape, and weak.
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>>41770548
>Planet Fitness
Allow Dom to enlighten you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8
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>>41772305
Nobody is actually attracted to that...gross.
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>>41772260
You have poor genetics and non-existant abs and pecs but you are far from dadbod-fat.
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>>41772285
Dude, that isn't a fucking dad bod, that guy is just a tub of shit. It says right there in the definition-dad bod relatively fit, but neither fat or musclular...
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>>41772260
You have weird abs like you never developed as a child
Look like a Manlet too
Not a dad bod tho
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>>41772260
not a dadbod
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>>41770548
>tfw I have dadbod hips
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>>41772343
Literally just google image search "dadbod" and get the fuck out of my face, retard.
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>>41770933
>>41771496
I am actually very surprised something like this doesn't exist in europe. From a business point of view, this model is perfect to milk pseudofitness idiots and people that seek to calm their conscience.
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>>41770548
>yes goyim get fat all the shiksas love it!
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>>41770548
When you look at OP's pic, observe how for every totally bullshit fad there are people churning out image macros full of misleading statistics and outright lies. Then remember that when you see threads on veganism and nofap.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWpiZ2gA7cw

Holy fuck. You can't make this up, I watched the first one and thought this was a joke advert. Then I realised this was actually legit.
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>>41770875
then don't eat so much you fat shit
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>>41772389
Planet fitness is a fucking joke
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>>41772389

>That gym at 2:58

Where the fuck do I sign up?
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>>41772349
Its almost like i have a layer of fat which makes it tough to see my abs....i was genetically cucked in the chest category. But that layer of fat, that makes my and look "undeveloped" is exactly what qualifies me as a dad bod.

Sorry faggots if you look worse than me you're not dad bod, you're fat and pathetic.
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>>41772494
Why are you so desperate to classify as a dadbod? You know the stats in OP's pic related are fake, right?
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>>41772389
Dimitri's gym looks rad as fuck
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>>41772389
>>41772492
>tfw no russian bearman to test strength against
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>>41772389
planet fitness employee in 3rd ad tho .. mhhhhhh damn
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>>41772588
>>41772560
I know, right?
And what about that gym at 5:13
>have to make gains just to get a key to the bathroom
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>>41772537
I'm not desperate, I'm just not in denial like most you shit posters...
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>>41770848
I guarantee that it went like this.

>"so do you like guys who are jacked and ripped?"
>"ew no that's too much, I care more about personality."
>"so you'd date a chubby guy?"
>"yes if he was nice and sweet"
>*planet fatness employee scribbles down "girls prefer chubby guys to muscular men"*
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>>41772612
>I know, right?
Leave and never come back.
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>>41772035
dude heart is literally muscle
that's protons, son
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>>41772447
/fit is a joke
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>>41772447
It's a business and they cater to a demographic that seems to like it. Do you think PF cares about the opinion of some bitter strength sport enthusiast on a Colombian coffee roasting platform
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>>41770838
20th century dad bod =/= 21st century dad bod
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>>41770863
Is Planet Fitness not outside of the US?
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>>41770737
>crack open a bear
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>>41773214
Im in Poland and nope, no sing of that thing here.
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>>41773214
never seen one in Italy
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I'm going for the dad bod who used lift and maintain a bodybuilder lifestyle but now has kids and out on like 15lb of fat on.

That's a great look, rolled up sleeves, forearms popping out but still a bit chubby and will destroy that ass
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>>41773442
so 20th century dad bod, basically
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>>41770737
>I just wan't a guy to eat pizza and drink bear with
>cracking open a cold bear with the bois
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>>41770548
>relatively fit but neither lean nor muscular
What the fuck does that mean?
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>>41771496
Planet Fitness is not a gym.

It's a social club with exercise machines. You won't find people training at Planet Fitness.
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>>41771498
Fucking June at 5am gym crowded.

Thank God for distracting meme shit so I can get a good workout in
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>>41773509
can lift five pounds without their hands shaking
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>>41773197
>>41773471
t. fatty mcboom boom
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>>41770737
>mfw gf wants to go to the zoo to drink from the bears AGAIN
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>>41770548
just to add to the mentioned above
>planet fitness survey
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>>41771347
Definitely /ourguy/ way before the racist rant
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>>41770548
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>>41774193
is chopping wood the way to size?
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>>41771110
Oooooh remember when he push da big tire. He must be stronk!!!@ XD.

*every autistic YouTube "news" station*
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>>41772389
pretty sure the russian fighter dude is Robert Oberst
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>>41770548

Yeah but they still want to fuck and swallow boatloads of Chad jizz. The "dad bod" represents the beta they will ultimately settle down with and marry. I'd also like to add that women in general do not have a "type" of man but rather a "type of the day". Sometimes they want the roughneck, other times it's the career professional and buttoned up guy.
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>>41774193
fuck the guy on the right is my goal body now
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>>41773704
nothing on this board has ever made me laugh that hard
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>>41771399

Self-reinforcement. Once people drink the kool-aid they feel no need to do their own research. The closest to being in a PF most PF-haters have been is watching a bunch of YouTube videos where people go in them to pick fights with the gym managers.
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>>41770548
Dads are fat as fuck.

This is a virgin bod. The sign of someone who's given up on life but is too poor to eat his way to death.
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>>41774193
This
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>>41770548
>planet fitness survey
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>OY VEY be a lazy fat fuck and all the girls will TOTALLY love you! Our survey even confirms it!
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>>41770548
your body can look however as long as the face is there. dad bod is basically women saying i don't really give a fuck so long as you're still aesthetic in the ways that matter and make money.
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>>41776845

To be fair, I do think women will go for white guys with "dad bods". It basically screams beta bucks, control, and a secure relationship.

Also, most women today are degenerate. Meeting dad bod guys just lets them know that they're also lazy, communist, gibsmedat, 'equality', liberal brainwashed upper-middleclass college homos.
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>>41772260
armlet
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>>41773876
>before the racist rant
Can I get a quick rundown? Also, since /pol/ has taken over, wouldn't that solidify him as /ourguy/?
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>>41777643

https://youtu.be/w8d5cKDFcxk?t=1m52s
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>>41770548
>relatively fit
>neither lean or muscular
This is actual doublethink.
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>>41772389
>I strive for mediocrity the gym
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>>41771347
Good fucking morning god dammit, Rich Piana here with another episode of "Freer by the Day", my divorce show motherfucker!
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>>41777777
dem wasted sevens....
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>>41777777
>wasting sextuples on THIS shit
KYS
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>>41777777
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>>41777777

Pls leave elgin and take yiur sevens with you
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>>41777777
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>>41774347
It's a better test booster than competitive sports.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/26/chopping-wood-a-manlier-feel-than-sports/

Swinging an 8lb maul for awhile is also a pretty decent workout.
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>>41777777
the only sex OP's gonna have
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>>41770737
VERY GOOD
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>>41774193
Left is literally what "dadbod" refers to. It doesn't matter if you like it or not.
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>mfw five scoops
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>>41777777
Wasted digits
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Women don't actually find the Dadbod attractive physically: they find it attractive because it boosts how THEY look in the relationship, i.e. they won't feel pressure to keep their looks up as much because they'll already be a level above the man in that area.
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>>41770548
>relatively fit
>neither lean nor muscular
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>>41777777
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>>41770866
I think its ingrained in their DNA or something.
Just give up, you'll never find a girl with the mind of a man.
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>>41770933
>stay in business
they THRIVE
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>>41778083
this, it's just average build plus gut. when I think "dadbod" I picture the fathers I knew growing up who were all built from doing sports or manual labor in their youth and became builtfat as they aged
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>>41777777
Those are amazing digits but such an underwhelming post.
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>>41772371
because that business model wouldn't work in europe
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>>41772374
kek
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>>41771136
ok elliot rogers
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>>41773214
I did a google and I found three sites of this cancer in Central New South Wales.

http://planetfitness.com.au/
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>>41770548
>listening to what women say they "want"
>planet fitness survey
>fat acceptance

ive never seen anything that needed to be trashed so fast
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>>41770866
strong, confident women are much more obnoxious than low self-esteem/insecure women

the only reason you should care about a woman's insecurities in the first place is if you can somehow use that knowledge to your advantage
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>>41770548
planet fitness feeds people junk food to keep them fat and coming back

this shit is zero surprise to me
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>>41770863
https://newsone.com/2987821/planet-fitness-tiffany-austin/
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>>41770548
>Planet fitness
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>>41771026
I'm in a similar position. Bulking just makes it worse but cutting does not lose the belly.... Any tips would be welcome
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>>41771104
>(for some inexplicable reason)

He's a jew is he not.
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>>41770548

>63% of women prefer a Dad Bod over someone muscular

/fit/ BTFO
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>>41779771
Good thing I don't lift for women then, and also that women often don't know what they want.
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>>41770737
CHAD DRINKS BEARS AND FUCKS PIZZAGATE'S WHILE YOU DO S.S AND GOMAD
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>>41778054
I will be using this pic 8 times a day to years. I don't mind words changing meaning, but fuck, there are few that are as confusing as "literally " meaning "not literally"

Just goes to show what percentage of reading is online vs actual books these days
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>>41770548
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8
I unironically agree with Dom.
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>>41773556
>Planet Fitness
>You won't find people training
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>>41773704
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>>41774347
As a guy who spent his summer chopping wood as a teen.

It's better than not moving your ass at all but it doesn't do shit. I was scrawnier than the kids that went to the gym, weaker than them too.
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>>41780314
>As a guy who spent his summer chopping wood as a teen.

What size axe were you using and what size logs were you cutting?
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>>41777777
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>>41780362
A regular one? About 1kg in weight, 60 cm in length. I used a maul with froes for the more twisted wood.

Re logs - depends what wood my father got that summer. The biggest ones were more than a meter in diameter, smallest about 10 cm.
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>>41780314
Probably because you're a low test beta faggot
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>>41780430
t. guy who never physically worked in his entire life
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>>41772389

Legit giggled at a few of these.

Also pic related

>So hot
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>>41770737
>"I just wan't a guy to eat pizza and drink bear with" means "I wan't a guy that won't challenge me as a person and won't judge me for growing fat and lazy".
This works for guys too
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>>41771136
Holy shit you're such a massive faggot
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It's kinda true, actually. A very confident man pulls pussy all the time if he decides to. The only thing that changes with the body is the quality of pussy he'll slay.

Lifting won't cure your autism.
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>>41771181
>the fitness version of Catholic indulgences
that made me think

>indulgences
>waging wars in the middle-east
the US are basically europe from centuries back. Guess that's what having a huge jewish community does with a country.
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>>41779876
Or you could just switch to "truly" for literally literally, leave the verbose rubbish option to the illiterate masses.
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>>41770548
60-80% of women are dad bod equivalents themselves
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>>41772389
1:58 is my kind of gym. Can I get that guy as coach?
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>>41770914
Isn't that some off form of discrimination? Not letting someone in because of their looks or appearance?
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>>41770737
but the woman in that picture is dead
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>>41771083
if the guy on the right was more like the guy on the right then the guy on the right would be obese, FOOKIN WOT M8
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>>41782432
Yeah, but like with most discrimination laws, there are a fuckload of loopholes around it. You're allowed to ban or prevent certain people from entering a place if it would go against the theme/aesthetics of a place, like with dress codes or banning tattoos.
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>>41770548
I don't lift for others.
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>>41773427
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>>41773214
Let it remain that way.
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>>41777690
I hate people that look at themselves when recording instead of the camera.
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