It's been too long.
Post funny stories as well
Whenever you're ready to contribute to your own thread OP, feel free.
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your bf%
>>41762835
>>41762835
>weighted dab machine
>>41762895
I remember a webm where the camera slowly turns and a guy is at a machine or pull up bar and does some crazy shit. Anyone got it?
>>41762922
Sorry bro, only this one
>>41763041
whoops
I'll dumb the classics that everybody already knows.
>>41762895
source plox
Do you have that crossfit crazyness webm or a youtube link? There was a guy punching a wheel with a hammer in it and people diggin sand like dogs.
>le r/4chan dump
>>41763210
What am I looking at?
>>41762753
Damn that's not funny. Given the lives most people on here lead, it's quite fucking sad.
>>41763210
also tren sweats
>>41763226
dnp makes you sweat like a motherfucker cuz it ups your body temp
>>41763080
Jujimufu
>>41763198
>>41763210
Is this the type of shit known on /x/ as shadow people?
>>41763282
does anyone have the full size of this one
>>41763064
what is this from
>>41763139
This is about as funny as a rotting teddy bear by a grave.
Kill yourself.
>>41763309
>>41763258
Nice gyno faggot
>taking advice from /fraud/
>>41763390
I hope this was bait.
>>41763416
nope. I screen capped that when I used to browse /fraud/
>>41763251
kek
/r/ing that classic fit comic where zyzz is the lich king. Supaturk and chestbrah kill him and chestbrah becomes the new lich king
>>41763425
>murrrikart
>>41763444
Holy shit, I laughed hard.
>>41763490
Looks like shes trying to do this zyzz pose
worth the read
>>41763597
cool but lol what
>>41763597
wat
>>41763295
democrat vs republican
>>41762813
Underrated
this was shitposting before the "ur 1rep max" fags
>>41763490
I don't even know when she is shopped and when not after all these pics of her.
last post. brb for more later
>>41763597
kek
>>41763597
Kind of looks like a guy doing the zyzz pose?
>>41763578
>>41763384
That ass though
>>41763657
at least the 1RM thing is quite funny when not overused
(this was before pianoman newfriends)
>>41764280
>animu
No anon, you are the newfag
>>41764304
got any more?
>>41764329
I wish handegg was still around. I'd absolutely be onboard to help write for this. I KNOW we could make a better VN than those cripplefuckers over on /a/, but we just can't seem to get a team together.
>>41764376
post these frequently enough and maybe someone will pick it up.
>>41762753
>that picture
Hits way too close to home. I spent about a year and a half on this site, focused on "functional strength" (lol) and made noob gains at best (wasn't eating right).
Then I left and became almost full on normie; eventually acquired a qt gf and everything. A few years passed.
But then I broke up with her a few months back and here I am, back, trying to do it right this time.
>>41764280
[New animu “Lifting!” coming Q4 2012!
All rights reserved by original drawfag jimbosmash who seems reluctant to post it himself.]
“The story follows an out of shape and skinny Otaku who meets several girls who are all female versions of fitness icons (the genki-girl Zyzz-chan the Tsundere upper class-man and powerlifting club president Rippitoe-Sama a mysterious transfer student known only as Arnold-tan and the nattydere Scooby-chan.) together they both try to make him stronger and win his affection through various zany antics. Coming this Fall.
Studio: Xebec
Genre: Harem Ecchi SOL sports”
>>41763398
I actually thought I was a pure submissive when I was with my ex.
But she was almost pure submissive. For the sake of the relationship (I loved her), I started acting more dominant. I wasn't particularly good at it, at first, and I'm not one of these super confident master types you get, but it helped me discover that I actually get really fucking turned on sometimes by being the dominant. And then sometimes the plan would be that she'd be the dominant one, but during the act I just used to get this primal urge to pin her down and fuck her like an animal. Like literally all the foreplay plans we had would just blow up in smoke and i'd just brutalise her pussy and strangle her and call her a dirty slut and shit.
TL;DR I found out i'm a switch.
Thanks for reading my blog. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
>>41763170
I like this one
>>41764376
>I wish handegg was still around
https://twitter.com/sakakifan
>>41763287
if he's fucked up and on dialysis, how does he have the ability to romp around the globe targeting tripfags?
Also, why does he blame that guy when he (VA) was the one who decided to include a shitton of vitamin k for no reason? Or am I missing something?
>>41764642
Welp, looks like I finally have to make a twitter to see if he's still interested in the project. Thanks breh
Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed myopic beta males, while those who played xbox or ps2 were significantly more likely to be alpha. Mario and wii gay sex vs halo and god of war.
Now, it doesn't mean everyone who played ps2/xbox wasn't a beta-not by a long shot. But there is some definite correlation. I grew up playing gameboy and shit and ended up on this site. Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.
>>41764728
I member
>>41764728
wat
>>41762798
>Tfw i just want to look like this guy not really huge just thin and healthy
>>41763064
Is that sir?
quality /fit/ videos
>/fit/ evangelion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg
>/fit/ Brohemian Rhapsody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y
>Rich Piana Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZK7OkfeXA
>/fit/zon - Let it Grow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxWnbD9Okc
>Tyrones Guide to /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY
Looking for the screen cap with the bugs bunny OP about scrolling through /fit/ to hide the gay threads
>>41764882
Thanks the bohemian rhapsody was amazing
>>41763122
They'll never learn
>>41764702
>>41763122
>>41765113
>>41763578
>ye old lickaroo
X/X great reading, lost my shit.
>>41762753
>>41763316
bodybuilder/gymnast named JujuMufu on instagram
>>41763316
I think it's jujimufu, look him up he's pretty fucking sick, does some retarded shit but a dude his size shouldn't move like he does
>>41762753
Right in the feels
>this is now a Jan Fevijn thread
>>41763182
Kek I was in this thread
>>41763597
This is Loss, I know it is
>>41763368
This one fucking got me, omg I actually spit all over my screen.
>>41763182
Holy shit I'm in the screencap, I made the "gay hairdresser" comment!
>>41763548
holy fucking nope.jpg
>>41763122
CUNT
>>41763817
They'd just take him out with gas
>>41763300
I don't know why this resonates despite me never doing something like this
>>41763390
>1000mgs of DNP
>1000mgs of Tren
Literal autism
>>41763434
kek i was in this thread
>>41763434
Anon doing gods work
>>41765230
I made the pic. I keked hard at your post
>>41763464
loooolll Praying the fat away XD
>>41765389
Call me an idiot if you must - what happened here?
>>41764728
Nintendo is for the thinking man, and by nintendo I mean gamecube. Xbox and poopstation is played by low iq lardasses that needing flashing lights and sounds to keep entertained.
>>41765623
That's a hilarious statement since most of the games Nintendo releases is just flashing lights, bright colors, and gimmicks
>>41763390
does no one notice the trip is fatlifts?
>>41763194
Never gets old
>>41764366
Never gets old
>>41763444
Just because you screen capped it doesn't mean it wasn't bait. This is obviously bullshit or the guy had never done gear before and had just started this insane stack when he took the photo.
No fucking way would someone be that out of shape after doing all that in one cycle. Dead, maybe.
>>41765532
A week after starting that cycle he took some research chemical, got rhabdo and lost his gains.
Got most of his gains back and is less yolo
>>41763182
nice
>>41763591
This still fucks with my head to this day.
It's like it was written by AI.It's got that weird mix of actual human-level intelligence and total machine-level blindness and stupidity that puts it right in the "uncanny valley". Fucking freaky.
>>41763642
Old. Fake. But still turns my stomach.
>>41765937
>fake
>>41765532
Mentally ill 18 year old decided to go on a stupidly high dose of a huge number of steroids, including 4 times the recommended dose of a highly hepatoxic one, and he did it without any liver protection. The second pic is what happens when you go through liver failure.
>>41765971
You're saying that isn't fake?
It's been pretty solidly established it is.
>>41763578
>Ecce homo(no homo)
Lost
>>41762895
Jujumufu on youtube
>>41762835
>fapout
>>41763223
Holy shit I've never seen a meme that requires so much context
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
Who wouldn't want to be drive?
>>41766688
Dubs confirms good poops are head g your way.
>>41762895
>>41766438
Does /fit/ really like that guy? He is strong, but acting like a nigger gets kinda boring.
>>41763083
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41767053
>acting like a nigger
Wat. He acts like a dorky white guy, where are you getting this shit from?
>>41765129
I don't want this to be real, I refuse to believe this story.
>>41765420
wow. where did you get this picture of me???
>>41767370
yeah whatever that act is called. And that webm with the horse mask. I'd need some really good drugs to laugh at that shit.
>>41763223
Can someone please spoon feed me and explain this one
>>41767577
It's a pastiche of a horror manga where an earthquake in japan reveals a set of human shaped holes that extend for miles with a sinister secret.
>>41763390
>1000mg
So isn't that just a gram
>>41767592
which manga? Not that i am going to read manga or am insecure about it. Just want to see if it is based on some real book. I am not a weeb and I am not insecure about it.
>>41767561
You sound really mature for your age. Summer must be here.
>nothing personel kid
>>41765920
>>41763591
It's the story of an underwater body fat percentage test told by someone who doesn't speak very good English. Someone call the fucking news.
>>41767668
you got a big sword there
>>41765993
>The second pic is what happens when you go through liver failure.
what? you grow tits?
>>41763817
This guy knows what living truly is.
>>41767689
4u
>>41767646
enigma of nigagama falls or something
>>41767698
In chronic liver failure yes, the liver cant break down estrogen so you grow tits. This guy's gyno was due to sterons (cant take your aromasin in the hospital)
>>41765993
You guys do know that's Chem, right? He sometimes still posts on /fraud/. Also, overdosing on steroids is the least stupid thing he did. Still like him though.
>>41767853
How can you top totally fucking yourself with stupid amounts of steroids?
>>41764366
That was pretty good.
>>41767868
OH Boy, get ready.
>Started using every drug under the sun to get high
>Moved out with his GF at 18 whom he intended to mary
>Got deep into experimental party drugs with his gf
>Takes a bad batch that had a drug it wasn't supposed to and nearly died along with his gf
>GF, still conscious, calls hospital before they died and they get saved by an ambulance
and
>Keeps doing drugs, gets mad due to drugs and steroids and beats his gf
>Has tantrum and assaults an officer
>Goes to jail then gets out
>Probation home
>Does drugs again and has fun with the police a second time
>AssInJail.jpg
or
>Moves in with fellow 4chan user that sells steroids for a living
>All went exactly as expected
and lets not forget
>Still does steroids despite having legit liver failure
The kids a surprisingly nice guy when not high, but man is he stupid.
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41763368
That is so sweet. I'd suck his dick right after it, though. yes homo
>>41762778
the first time i read this i had no idea wtf was going on in the story
>>41767477
>nohomeostasis
fuck, my sides
>>41767646
>enigma of nigagama falls
http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq
>>41766054
The fuck
>>41767328
how did I loose on this, i have been laughing at this like an autist for the past 5 minutes
>>41767084
Just in time, thanks
>>41767899
interdasting
>>41763079
Jesus christ kek
>>41763463
>deadlift Tiny's parents
>>41768408
>CHAD feasts on WHATEVER he likes while he bangs STACY.
>YOU count calories and make love to your HAND.
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41766054
Paleo Pete Evans is a fucking nutcase
>>41763182
I made the Don Lemon headline. I thought no one saw it.
>>41766054
Anyone have the one with the guy screaming?
>>41762813
>tfw no bf%
>just a fat husband
send help.
>>41763194
The autism i expect from /fit/
>implying I wouldn't freak out myself
/fit/... thank you for continuing to be awesome.
We are all going to make it.
>>41763108
>fuck the bitches
>snatch the food
This is the alpha mindset right here
>>41763317
t. newfag
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41763139
>my stomach and sides are in orbit
>>41763122
this is really sad...
>>41767592
What was the secret?
>>41769425
That people turn into spaghettifags once they enter their personal hole
>>41763194
I have similar story
>be doing Anaesthetics rotation
>voluntary surgical abortions today
> anaesthetist tells me to do the work while she sits in a corner and watches
>first time doing this independently
>assess a 20 year old qt3.14
>put her on the table, gynae doctors getting scrubbed, my supervisor on phone
>start the sedative, just as she's getting drowsy, tells me that she didn't think somebody as handsome me would be doing it
>panic because autism, push in the rest as fast as I can
>accidentally pushed too much in, she stops breathing
>spend the next 5 minutes resuscitating her while getting shouted at by my supervisor, the gynae surgeons, and the theatre nurse
>>41765996
>look at all this sources I'm attaching to back up my statement
>>41763122
women are fucking garbage
>>41762819
>>41762835
>>41762863
These damn comics are the best OC of this board. No contest.
>>41762959
Holy shit dude. That's fucking quality right there.
>>41763064
>JujuMufu
He's so fucking nimble it blows my mind.
>>41768364
just read this a few weeks ago, great horror story
>>41763287
This made me want to punch someone in the face, thanks. Will use anger for workout later.
>>41763022
Aaah the memories!
>>41763317
but it wasn't funny
>>41769772
Autism is no joke.
>>41766382
Push hard doggo
>>41763609
>Sincerly dongle
every time
>>41765073
It's a serious thread, use proper sources
>>41763548
literally the worst crop I've ever seen.
>>41764882
> Piano Man is unironically one of my favourite songs.
Thank you. It was a blast.
>>41763490
she shouldve played bane
>>41770293
lol. this some 2014 fit meme
>>41764841
>tfw you will never be able to pick up gf
>tfw no man will ever be intimidated by your presence
Why even lift
>>41769772
Anon, if this story is true then get your fucking shit together. It is no joke how easy you can kill someone when putting them under.
>>41769772
>tfw you could die or get brain damage because of 4chan autism
new fear unlocked
>>41763300
Sometimes I think I'm a little fucked in the head from time to time, then I see shit like this and I realize I'm gonna be just fine.
>>41764366
What is this from? -_-
>>41766382
push hard doggo
>>41769819
You're telling me a person's legs could snap backwards on a leg press machine?
The usual explanations are all bullshit.
>weight was really heavy
She's pushing it quite easily. Smiling and with no obvious strain. Maybe if a couple of people held the weight up, she put her extended legs in front of it, and they let it go, maybe. But that's not what is happening.
>she has a joint issue
If so, simply jumping, walking, or even standing up would have the same effect.
>she's double jointed
Probably the most likely scenario. If so she could bend her legs backwards like this with no pain or issue.
>>41763578
Glorious
>>41767610
no it's a 1000 mg, i.e. 1000 /1000th of a gram
totally different
>>41763447
I laughed, then realised I relate
>>41763182
I told him to get hobbies and that he would Elliott all over people
>tfw first cap
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41763492
>That comic shouldn't make me this hard
>>41763548
That's why I go to animu conventions
>>41771758
Think it was a new prosthetic leg being demonstrated
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRUH
>>41767459
It bothers me that the lifting trinity has 3pl8 for OHP and only 1pl8 for squat.
>>41772667
>OHP
M8 those are power cleans, agreed on the weight tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUpbe7ysXw8
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41763182
The guy isn't ugly, he just looks and sounds fucking mad. I don't wanna know how aggressive he must be with these girls.
>>41769772
Maybe she shouldn't kill her baby
>>41773291
I think a "surgical abortion" is when they have to stop a surgery in the middle of things, like aborting the operation. If I'm reading this right it'd be weird for the patient to "volunteer" to have an abortion, and if Anon is the resident I don't think he'd be the volunteer either (unless residents work pro bono or something)?
Tldr maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions here
>>41765420
Why lie about something like that?
image limit rip
>>41764376
i thought skateboard squats was doing squats on a skateboard, not using a skateboard to help you get down and up against a wall.
it always confused me as to what the benefit of squatting on a skateboard would be, i guessed it was just a joke.
>>41773438
Volunteer means she didn't pay any money to kill her baby.
>2017
>anon thinks doctors practice opening people up for no reason just to say nm
>>41763155
Holy shit lmao
>>41763122
Oh no...
>>41763475
>not doing neck training for maximum masculinity
>>41764366
Every
Fucking
Time
>>41762798
anyone got the "his smile and optimism: restored" reaction pic?
>>41763955
>at least the 1RM thing is quite funny
if I wanted something funny I would
>>41773976
Anon didn't say anything about opening them up, just putting them under. Anesthesia is a very precise art that requires a lot of practice, so I can totally see how they might have a system where people volunteer to take a quick nap so people learn to administer the drugs properly. I really doubt this was some kind of pro bono surgical operation: cutting someone open is a bit different from getting a haircut where you can get it done for free at a barber's school.
>>41763122
croatian bro?
>>41763210
i've seen people die in /dnp/ threads
>>41769772
how much of a slut do you need to be to flirt with the guy who is about to abort your child while you are losing conciousness
>>41762819
Lost it at 36 eggs a day
>>41775577
The kind of slut who needs an abortion.
>>41762753
A black man walks into the police station.
Reference:
https://youtu.be/dwc4-gvIFw4
>>41765449
RARE
A
R
E
>>41763548
awful
just awful
the story was great but whoever screencapped this has autism
>>41766382
PUSH HARD DOGGO
>>41766382
push hard doggo
>>41769772
>>voluntary surgical abortions today
>20 year old >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>qt
>hits on you
>retard fucks up and gives her too much sedative
because god forbid we kill somebody in an abortion clinic right?
everybody in this story should kill themselves
>>41773438
nah its killing your baby
>>41763591
i swear the mod is the most obnoxious faggot in the entire thread...was this normal back in 2008? i didn't really come here til 10/11 ish
>>41764358
is that TheReportoftheWeek on the left?
>>41764176
That is cool hand luke mode not gaston mode. Disappointed brehs!
>>41776553
E D G Y
D
G
Y
>>41764187
I don't think Rip would have someone squatting with chains
>>41763182
damn, if he's ugly i'm not much better. :(
>>41777876
He ain't ugly. He's just a cunt