How do I increase height?

Go back in time and get your younger self to start taking HGH

Buy a pair of stilts

>>41762488
You can't do it. There is no way to accomplish this goal. You are going to be 5'6 forever.

The only thing you can do is accept it and don't become massively insecure and butthurt about it.

>>41762488
>grow grow grow

Limb lengthening surgery can give you 2-3 inches but it is literally torture, costs a shitton of money and you never regain 100% athletisicm

>>41762722
Dont be unrealistic; manlets will always live with turmoil

>>41762488
If your mom and dad fed you properly while you were a kid, maybe you'd be a normal person and not a fucking dwarf.
I ate pretty much nothing but fish, meat and olive oil for the first 7 years of my life, since my father was a deep sea fisher, spear gun shit. We were just traveling around europe and the adriatic for 7 years and now im 6'4 with very strong bones, joints and a nice tan. And unlike most "men" nowadays who eat estrogen filled shit and look like numale cucks i actually look like a man and not a little bitch.

You are what you eat.

>>41763450

Obvious bait but

>What is endocrinology

>>41763450
shoo shoo you big stinky bitch punk ass liar

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is this you?

How tall are your parents? If they are the same size as you, you ain't growing.

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Depends on how tall your parents are
http://www.parenting.com/height-calculator
This is pretty accurate, both of my parents were 5'5 and I ended up being 5'8 which is what the site says too.

>>41762488
>grow grow grow

>>41764012
noice

Take l arginine before you sleep. It promotes growth.

>>41762488
Stand in the Middle of your room and close your eyes.
Whisper: Grow! Grow!

At least x2 a day!

>>41764139
I second this.

>>41762488
Guys, I'm 20 and around 6'1. Can I make it to 6'2 or did I stop growing?

My 4'10 mother cursed my genes forever.

just put on some some inches what's the big deal

>>41764186
/thread

>>41763371
have a (you)
shoulda said whisper

>>41763989
Not in my case tho, my parents are 5'9 and 5'3, i ended up being 5'11 instead of 5'8.5

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>>41763371
>>41762488


>the year of our Lord, 2017
>not doing daily growing exercises
never gonnna make it

>>41763989
>Mom is 5'4 dad is 5'7-5'8
>Site says I should be 5'8.5
>tfw 5'10
Can't complain honestly

>>41763989
>tfw estimated to be 6'
>5'10 at 23 instead

Hurts just a little senpai

The most you can achieve is 5'8 by increasing the distance between vertebrae. It's the reason why astronauts are taler when they come back to earth.
That or leg lengthening surgery.

>>41763989
Site says I should be 5'6".
I'm 6'0".

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>>41764962
>isn't trunks only 5'5"

>>41762488
> lay down and rot if you are < 6'2
Legit desu

has anybody tried LSJL? sounds like a meme to me
http://lsjl.freeforums.org/a-beginner-s-guide-to-lsjl-t9.html

>>41763989
Says i should be 6'0,5. I am exactly that hight. pretty good man

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>>41763989
>mother is 5'4
>father is 5'11
>says I should be 5'10
>I'm 5'6

>>41765029
Surely there are other ways than going into fucking outer space to achieve this, right?

>>41765376
I'm exactly the same, feels better to know I'm not completely alone on this shit ride

>three older brothers that are 5'6 almost 5'7
>barely 5'5
its eating at me daily

>>41762488
Why the hell would you waste those manlet gainz? Start lifting you bitch.

>>41762488
Step one, go to home depot or ace hardware,
Step two, look around for a stepping stool
Step three, bring that stepping stool where ever you go so that you can be a big boy too.
>:)

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>>41763989
>i should be 5'8.5
>5'8

ok..i guess

>>41763989
>Mom: 5'3"
>Dad: 5'8"
According to the site I should be 5'8".
I'm 6'1".

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>>41765029
I'm gonna break my legs

Related to the op, I'm 5'8 and 18 and about 80% sure I'm going through a growth spurt, I think i grew about half an inch and my knees have been hurting like they did when i grew when I was 13-14. What can I do to get the most out of this?

>>41767019

alternatively you could just glue your feet to a segway and then you'd always be ~8-12 inches taller and it even transports you places

>>41764962
>isn't Trunks only 5'5
Holy fuck my sides.

>>41767261
Sleep as much as you can even if it's 12 hours a day everyone can fuck off if they tell you not to sleep
get your fish oils and vitamins

>tfw slept 6-7 hours a day in my teens cause i hated sleeping and had school
>i didn't eat much and when i did i ate like shit, mostly carbs and processed garbage
>there were probably some days where my protein intake didn't pass 10g
>end up 5'8 at 22
This is your chance anon, don't do my mistakes

>>41765390
Inversion
>>41767261
Lot's of milk (calcium plus it spikes HGH), sleep, and MK-677. As anon said don't forget vitamins

>>41763989
>site says I'll be 5'4.5
>I'm actually 5'4.5
impressive

>>41765040
The milkman.

>>41763989
>mom 5'2
>father 5'7
>estimated 5'7
>I'm 5'6
I guess it works.

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>>41762488
>6'3
fuck I just want to be 6'6

is there anything I can do?

>>41762488
HGH while your growth plates are still open/teen years or bone lengthening surgery.

>>41767999
you're done forever, manlet

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>>41763989
>says I should be 5'9
>am 5'8

I-I didn't want that extra inch anyways!

My advice is to become gay. Drink water from sources you know to house large frog populations. There are height queens of course, but on the whole height is not a significant factor in finding a partner.

Gay manlet benefits include:
Being carried by your bf/thrown onto bed
Topping your much larger bf (a fetish for some)
Bottoming for your larger bf (a fetish for some)
Better height for giving bjs
At height with his armpit is great (a fetish for some)

>>41766965
You are all manlets nobody is going to tell the difference

>>41763989
>mom 5'9
>dad 5'10
>im 6'4

site said i shouldve been 6'0 i wonder if the mailman is tall

till what age did you guys grow? How much height did you gain after highschool?

>>41762488
Kill yourself and try to reincarnate as a taller human

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>>41763989
>dad 5'6
>mom 5'7
>should be 5'9
>I'm 6'

Feels pretty good

>>41763989
to all the idiots who differ drastically from the estimated height, realize that unless your parents were just as well nourished as you they may not have hit their potential

Here's your future.

>>>/wsg/1734058

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>>41763989
>5'3" mother
>father was apparently 6'4", don't know, never met him
>tells me my height is supposed to be 6'0"
>I'm 6'5"

I fought the law and I won.

>>41762488
take hgh if ur 18 u probably have another 6-12 months of growth so take a fuckton of it and youll grow maybe 4-8 more inches

>>41763989
my dad is 6'1, mum is 5'6, turn out to be 5'7. lol kms

>>41762488
I wish I was short :c

>>41764993
are you me?

>>41762488
>wants to gain 9 inches
>they will never learn

You grow slightly until you're about 25. You can maybe gain 1 more inch but that's it.

>>41762488
>mom 4.11
>dad 5.7
>me 5.11
>brother with klinefelter 6.5

kek

>>41763989
>mom is 5'11
>dad is 6'2
Site says I should be 6'3 but I'm 6'4 so close enough

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>>41763989
>dad 6'0
>mom 5'7
>I'm 6'2 instead of 6'0

>>41765376
>exact same parents
>turned out 6'2"
neato burrito

how do I get shorter

>>41762531
this wont even help

lionel messi took HGH as a child for a disease and he's still 5'7

embrace the comfy size OP, the sooner you do the more at peace you will be

t.a fellow perfect sized manlet who fits into door ways just fine

>>41767344
i slept 5 hours and ended up 6'3
neither of my parents are even above average height
life is funny sometimes

>>41763989
Who is chick on the right?

>>41769568
>not knowing your own father
>winning

hmmmmm

>>41771418
dude his predicted height was 5'2 without the hgh

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>>41763989
>mom 5'4
>dad 5'6
>calculator says 5'75''
>mfw I'm 6'0 blank

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>>41763989
>mom is 5'3"
>dad is 4'11"
>should be 5'3.5"
>I'm 5'7"
Honestly don't know how to feel

>>41769568
Nice, jamal

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>>41763989
>Mom-5'8
>Dad-6'4
>Me-projected to be 6'2.5
I'm 5'10

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>>41763989
>mom 5'8
>dad 6'4
>says I should be 6'2
>tfw 5'10

>>41772545
Wtf didn't read thread before posting, are you me?

>>41762488
Go see a Dr and see if your growth plates have fused. If not eat like a mother fucker.

If they have then work on other gains and probably gtfo off of here bc these bitter autists love nothing more than making people feel like shit about things they have no control over.

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>>41763989
mom 5'5
dad 5'5
Me 6'5

>>41772936
>"""dad 5'5"""

>>41772936
>dad 5'5
>"dad"
are you sure your dad isn't a fe(male)?

>>41763989
>Mom
5'0

>Dad
5'5.5

>Me
5'5

fuck

>younger brother bigger than me
genetics! I'm coming for you!

>>41763989
There is really no way to calculate it.

If both parents are tall, 99% the kid will be tall.

If both parents are short 99% the kid will be short.

If one is tall and one is short, the kid can be anything.

>>41763989
>http://www.parenting.com/height-calculator
>Mom 5'5
>Dad 5'9
>Projected height 5'9.5
>Real height 5'11.5

SUCK IT SCIENCE!

>>41764991
same

its pretty possible if your parents didn't get good diets when young they never grew to full natural height

>>41771418
Without that Messi would have been even shorter. And dead.

>>41772936
big red?

I honestly feel so bad for short men, a few months ago I overheard a classmate talking with her friends about leaving her boyfriend because he's 5,8. Keep in mind this chick is a fucking hideous ache covered whale, and she was honestly considering doing that. I don't know how you manlets do it.

>>41763989
mom 5`7
dad 5`11
The site told me I would be 5`11.5
I am 5`6

platform shoes

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>>41762722

>>41767206
you can't break your legs

I'm 19 and 6', but I have really bad insecurity about it and know I could've been taller (didn't sleep much or eat well when I was younger)
is there anything left I can do? I eat a ton of protein, take a multivitamin, and will start sleeping a lot more
is hgh risky/acquirable, or do I just have to ride it out and hope I grow more?

>>41778666
You can fucking kill youself

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>grow grow grow