>tfw no thicc gf to cheer you on in the gym

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life is misery

>>41762173
Without laughing.

I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands

I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.
Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.

You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.

First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.

Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway.

With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

>>41762173
That's actually really cute.

>>41762173
Holy shit that is one of the first black chicks I've ever found really hot, like on par with white chicks not even out of pity

>>41762173
>>41762218
who is he

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>tfw no slimfu

>>41762785
Probably because she's mestizo not black.

>>41762733
>a barely-above-average-weight sedentary human being can survive for more than a minute in hand-to-hand combat with a 300 lbs gorilla who is strength training basically all day every day
heehee
I believe you when you say you're a good fighter but seriously the gorilla would tear your head off first chance he gets to grab you if you pissed him off. Almost literally. I'm not even sure a human can fight with a chimpanzee without getting serious injuries.

>>41762733
I haven't seen this pasta before

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>>41762173
>tfw no THICC tittymonster braphog chubmeister gf

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>>41762785
what a pleb

>black women

NO,thanks.

>>41762218
>Touching the bar when spotting in bench press
I'd rather be single

>>41762173
>those obvious implants
>almost the same height

Kekirooni.

>>41762173
sauce

>black guy

don't really care, he can have a monkey gf but it doesn't change the fact that IQ still exists. He is strong but i'd take my mental fortitude over his physical one. Just how genetics work out.

>>41762904
>Puerto Rican and Dominican mix
>not black

Nearly spit out my drink.

>>41763364
Epic fail

>>41763364
/pol/ cucks getting triggered again.

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>>41762733
Are we really going to turn this into a meme this soon? That thread is still active bro.

>>41763364

Fuck off /pol/ trailer park trash Faggot

>>41763364
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>>41763393
Screencap'd kek

>>41763413
Don't worry. Added to screencap. C'mon guys, let's make this roast epic.

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>>41763378
>>41763393
>>41763413
>>41763421
It's bait you fucking morons.

>>41762881
this

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>>41762218

> Touching the bar

>>41762881
>>41763452
>>41763361
I just searched youtube for "bench pressing my gf" and it was the first result kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJtol2Vw3Y

>>41763199
would marry.

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>>41762218
>im helping!

>>41763602
Am I the only one who cringes at shit like this? It seems so fucking extra.

>>41763227
>women

>>41762173
>wearing a hat in the gym

they lack class

>>41763654
its a common gym slut aesthetic

>>41763639
i think you just wish you were beautiful like them

>>41763639
It means that the girl is an attention whore and the guy is whipped and doesn't want to say no when she suggests stupid shit.

>>41763639
they're trying to get views m8 this is just par for the course

>>41763666
>black
>beautiful

pick one. there's a reason all cosmetic surgerys are for white features.

>>41763639
>extra

what does that mean in this context

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>>41762218
>touching the bar

>>41763705
It's Twitter speak for over the top I think. Not 100% sure though since I'm not a total faggot.

>>41762173
>cute gf to cheer you on in the gym
>rather puts earphones on

>>41763199
Good shit anon.
I could do without the braps tho.

>>41763700
they are objectively better looking than you. Post a selfie if you disagree

>>41763625
Studies have shown that working out with a woman increases test levels and power output. So she absolutely is.

>>41763396
Which one familiano?

>>41763259
>>41763551
Yeah look at these great spotters who don't touch the bar, just like you are supposed to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgYDfporX00

>>41763749
Why would someone post a picture after saying what he said? His career and social life would literally be (((ruined))) beyond repair.

>>41763762
>the closest think you will ever have to this is a pretty girl using the power rack next to you bc all the others are taken

>>41763800
(((as a white man))) I find any negative statement about People of Color to be abhorrent.

>>41763762
Stuart McGill said that smiling and not being focused fucks you out of entire tightness and is very counterproductive for strength athletes

guess what the girl will do to you ion gym

>>41763342
they don't look like implants in the slightest, prob just a training bra. you can see them jiggle each step

>>41763800
>implying /pol/cucks have careers and social lives

>>41762173
she looks ugly as fuck but she's got a fat arse so all you virgins will fawn over her

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>>41763859

>>41763859
>tfw her face is my favorite part of her and her ass is my least favorite

your taste is shit backwards

>>41763762
>Studies have shown
kill you're self

>>41762173
>Man with this long beard
Shave yourself sissy.

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>>41763366
>mulattas
>black
>being this dense

>>41762904
She is mulatta, not mestizo nor black, you idiot

>>41764281
No she's not you fucking moron, both her parents are mestizo. No black or white.

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
>THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

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>>41764039
your*
teehee i made everything better now :DDD

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

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>>41764328
There is nothing amerindian in her features, you dumb retard, are you really implying that someone with natural afro hair, big lips, big ass and no visible slanted eyes is mestizo? seriously fuck off, you probably also think her bf is white you deluded fuckboy.

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
Thank you back-snap gigantopithecus

>>41764601
wow that beard is awful.

>>41764380
>THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41764380
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GIGANTOPITHECUS

>>41762904
>>41764281
>>41764328

She's a coloured from South Africa.

>>41764601
i dont know but i dislike this dude

he has that "im so special, im mixed nigger, everybody look at me" face

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>>41763396
>he thinks the thread thats currently up is the first gorilla fight meme

Where were you when you realised its summer?

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>>41762173
>>41762218
Mirin the dude's beard more then his girl tho, no homo.

>>41764972
>he has that "im so special, im mixed nigger, everybody look at me" face
that projection

>>41764945
Coloured is another way to call a mulatto.

>>41764972
Lol. if you really are dominican, you should know better that his pheno is not uncommon among dominicans.

>>41764601
ayo hol up

mixed blacks think they are better than other blacks?

>>41765284
They think lightskins are more handsome and get more pussy then darkskins.

>>41762173
Fake tits and ass

>>41764972
>t. haitian rape baby

>>41765329
so what must they think of non-blacks?

>>41765361
white people are the devil and responsible for the plight of all blakcs

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>>41765341
100% genuine african thiccness

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>>41765284
Never did i imply that, i don't know where you got this from, but yes, they objectively are better, why are you so amazed?

>>41765329
And no, is not only about lightskin, mulattoes usually have better hair(less frizzy),more refined features and higher IQ oh and the women can actually be hot with a cute face.

>>41765413
not sure about the tits,but that ass is pretty fake.

>>41765428
I know non-blacks who had bigger asses in high school. are you a gook or what

/fit/ I need some expertise. I had sex with a girl last Thursday and she seemed down to do it again. But I've been pushing pretty hard for repeat the past two days and I'm worried she's not interested now. How should I play this?

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>>41765428
>but that ass is pretty fake.
No, learn how to spot a fake ass, you manchild.

>>41762218
thick and so weak, damn fat ass

>>41763033
Being this new

>>41762733
Pasta detected.

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ITT: some fat, insecure, racist little bitch who can't stand the fact that he secretly finds a black woman to be hot.

trivia of the day: the VAST majority of racism stems from STRONG sexual insecurity due to not wanting to compete with other races. let's just use white and black as an example.

ever notice how black hating white dudes can't STAND BM/WW couples, but they don't give a shit about BW/WM couples? ever notice how often you see "i may not like niggers, but i would gladly BLEACH that negress" type comments?

the opposite is true, too. show a BW/WM couple to a white hating black dude and he'll start to bitch about how much of a 'bed wench' she is, but the second a fine ass white woman shows up, he can barely keep his shit together?

bingo. the more you know.

>>41762218
>letting your girl be so weak she cant rep 30kg unnasisted
disgusting

>>41765664
winner winner chicken dinner.

>>41765071
>that projection
what do you mean?
>>41765199
>pheno is not uncommon among dominicans.
like?
>>41765355
nope

>>41763199
if she lost a little bit of fat she would be fucking perfect
>tfw ill never have a thicc aryan grill

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>>41762733
nice

>>41765664
damn...

>>41765664
>Hey guys look at me, I said something that anyone could discern themselves, aren't I smart?

>>41765413
if you think she's 100% african then you're just in denial, most african americans are like 20-40% white.

>>41763602
so fucking stupid. Bench pressing your gf isnt hard at all given shes not fat and/or youre not a dyel

>>41765969
>like?
Dude i am dominican, i see people like him everyday, where exactly do you live?

>>41762173
guy's name? :D

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>>41766214
where did I say she was 100% African you goob?

it's just her african genes that gave her those hips and ass

>>41763033
This is a pasta. But all meems aside, you ever seen the teeth on a chimp?

>>41765664
what the fuck are you talking about, sven?
op pic has two niggers in it. nobody here is raging about BM/WW.
secondly, /pol/ has equally low opinion about coalburners of either sex. BW/WM couples are not talked about often because they are rare. go start a thread with pics of WM+gook, see the responses (do keep in mind that /pol/ is currently infested with rebbit refugees and shills)
and lastly, the niggress in op really is an absolutely disgusting plastic whore.

>>41766699
>plastic

wow you're dumb

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>gf asked me how to get big ass and legs
>tell her squats and deadlifts
>she's gotten up to 185 for reps on squat, 265 for deads
>has nice butt and legs but nothing like op
>working out together one day
>girl like in op shows up
>goes to squat rack
>has trouble doing 95lbs
>goes to dl with her bf
>does 135 sumo like it's torture
>girlfriend now thinks I lied that squats and deads give you butt and legs

gf is still a fox though since she basically leanbulked by being too scared to actually eat a proper surplus, looks more like those oly lifter chicks than the instagram butt models

>>41763785
>somebody could have caught that
Protip: your PR bench press of 185 was not "all you, man"

>>41762218

>benching that much and so qt

pathetic.