My work is doing a 2 week weight loss contest. Why only 2 weeks? I have no clue, but thanks to my /fit/ knowledge I should win pretty easily. However, just to be sure...
My question is what can I do on the morning of the weigh in to make myself as heavy as possible? Inb4 eat play-dough.
fill up with water obviously. then water fast. but it sounds like a gay contest.