>someone forgot to turn on the overhead press machine

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>>41755434
yeah that was me, sorry you cant reach the switch manlet but i dont want you touching my equipment

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>the squat rack isn't plugged in

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The pistons on the bench press are broken

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>someone left a squat plug in the curl rack

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>tripped over manlet and fell into eagle's nest

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>someone filled the deadlift machine with helium and it's stuck on the ceiling

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>the shakeweight isn't charged up, have to manually shake it

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>tfw someone forgot to recharge the leg press machine

>>41755614

Multi-layered joke. Laughed hard

>>41755434
What?

>>41755445
was it rape in the manga? I don't remember her protesting in the anime

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>someone cleaned the squat plug
>can't absorb chad's superior protein by re-using the dirty one

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>>41755697
If you mean the new anime with the atrocious animation the rape must have looked hilarious

>>41755617
THAT WAS YOU REEEEEEEEEE

>>41755713
I've seen both, but it's been a while. Think they used less of the goofy 3D model animation in the movies than they have been in the series.

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>someone cut off the rowing machine water supply

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>someone took my LSD dosed squat plug
Have fun, normie REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>hitting redline on the lat pulldown machine
>not enough time to upshift between reps

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>>41755434
>gym breastmilk vendor left because some rich asshole bought an exclusive years-worth supply.
I'm gonna miss you, Milena.

>Someone racked the 150lb dumbbells on the flat bench rack
>Too weak to move them
There's a reason people tell you to rerack weights friends.

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>someone underclocked the lat pulldown

>>41755950
Well shoot, I've never thought about enhancing my plugs like that. Thanks for the tip.

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>someone straightened the bent over row machine

>>41755697
>I don't remember her protesting

Because she had no idea what to feel.
She still loved Griffith in a way, but it was definitely still rape.
Physical and emotional gratification in one way, horribly traumatizing in another.

A lot of women orgasm from rape, it's why it's traumatizing as fuck.
I remember there's some narration in the manga from some character describing how it was a combination of all these positive and negative emotions.

But yes it was rape. It's more complicated than just that but yeah.

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>>41755434
>have to resuscitate the gym spotter before using the bench

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>someone farted nearby and people could think it was me

>>41755434
>curl machine doesn't accept quarters again

>>41756186
>someone declined the bench
>have to order a new one

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>need barbell
>Chad is doing barbell flys

>>41755967
underrated

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>a lanklet got stuck in the manlet pit

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>be me
>bulking
>approach shake counter at gym
>they're out of uranium
>have to settle for gasoline

Will i ever leave skelly mode?

>Somebody left the curl bar on reverse
>Have to manually shift gear

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>Chad noclipped into the women's locker room again

>>41755434
>tfw my gym instated a new 'no singles' policy
>tfw not allowed at my gym anymore but they still charge me

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>looking forward to new bench PR
>crowded gym fuuug
>by some miracle the bench is free
>bench not working
>last guy did not re-fuel after 10x10 german volume training session
>have to push the bench to nearest gas station to refuel
>only had cash for 3 reps
>mfw

>>41757715
Why don't you take your falcon with you? At least they don't do penis scans on entry. My gym does and I have to order fresh vaginal fluid off the deep web before every gym sesh and rub it on my penis in order to get in.

>>41756253
If I wanted to order a joke I'd order your one-rep max.

>>41756253
Underrated

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>have to manually grease the squat rack

>walk to the gym at 10pm
>all the beds already taken

>>41755713
Holy shit, this is worst animation quality I've ever seen. Glad I decided to not waste my time with it at episode 1

>>41755614
>the curl rack
aka the rest of the gym?

>gym door says "push"
>it's pull day

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>>41755434
>The masturbation station is occupied by a manlet who managed to crawl out of the pit

>someone locked the lanklet door
>had to crawl through the manlet door

>the protein dispenser broke down
>have to do NoFap to avoid losing protein gains

>>41755434
>owner left the windows open
>all the plates have rusted and lost half their weight.

>>41755967
kek

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>Walking across gym
>See qt on the leg curl machine
>Don't notice dumbbells chad left on the floor
>Trip and fall into the manlet pit

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>>41755642
>uni gym
>physics PhD came in and fucked with the gravity
>have to bench lmao1pl8 in front of my gym crush