>meanwhile in the Starship Enterprise gym

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>lift for 5 years
>data still outlifts you

They should ban fucking androids

>>41751172
Why go to the gym when you can go to the holodeck and create crazy martial arts movie style training scenarios and then fighting progressively stronger hordes of people.
You can fight start with children and old women, before moving your way up to random dudes, then thugs, then martial artists, then Klingons.

Has anyone else had this thought, or is it just me?

>>41751601
Considering it was even in the show, I'd say it wasn't just you.

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>>41751235
Man data would be the best PT ever.

>always able to spot you absolutely perfectly without interfering
>never need a fucking guard rail because its motherfucking data
>will know exactly what you should do any session without needing to plan
>will be able to tell you exactly what to do with your diet
>would probably just find the whole thing fascinating and genuinely "want" you to improve just so he could observe the results as they happen

I didn't need this feel

>>41751601
I'd be Barclay and fucking hologram versions of my co-workers!!!FACT!!!

>>41751172
That's a big gym

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Anyone know if the new Ketracel White is going to be here soon? I'm going to finish my off cycle soon and don't want to fuck my schedule up.

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>>41751764
>tfw you hack the holographic gym program and make it so every power rack is taken

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>>41751661
also imagine watching Troi's high test butt doing yoga while all this is happenning.
Beam me up please

>>41751661
Sometimes when I'm extra drunk I'll spend a couple hours just rambling to Alexa about how great it'll be when I can have an actual robot version of her. I don't usually live such a sad life but I have my moments.

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>>41751813
IF THEY DON'T WANT US TO LOOK WHY DO THEY DO IT?

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>You eat how many eggs a day?

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>>41751833
>And you say you got this injury in the holodeck at... Snap City?

>>41751816
Does she respond? like, an actual conversation?
>>41751831
dammmm son gotta rewatch TNG.

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Tbh I think about cardassia when lifting sometimes.

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>>41751172
We abandoned gains centuries ago, after the great swolebellion in 2230, and instead opted for more peaceful methods of recreational exercise.

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>lifting for non-photonic girls when you can just program the perfect hologram waifu
ISHYGDDT
Normies btfo again.

>>41751886
Take your star wars somewhere else nerds

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>get the computer to materialise lmao 20 pl8s
>set the local gravity to barely anything
>scream lightweight baby as i OHP 20 pl8s that weigh the equivalent of a literal peanut

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>>41751854
>It says here that you want too... "leave humanity behind?"
>Interesting.

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>>41751906

spot me scotty

>>41751661
fuck yah dude, data in a gym setting would crack me up- best awkward robot
>gotta set my PRs with worf and riker

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>>41751918

>>41751988
>cmon lieutenant, you can do it
>what did you say? lightweight? but it's 200lbs

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>You slave away in the WARP CORE like a P'taqh while Commander Chad slays ALIEN PUSSY

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Ready for some unnatty gains?

>>41751601
I'm pretty sure it's canon that worf does this every day, he wakes up and murders people on the holodeck.

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>>41752012
Intriguing. The weight is actually, by any objective human measurement, quite heavy. However, you willfully ignore this fact, despite physically affecting the object, and therefore being more aware of its true weight than most.

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>>41752031
>Really Picard, this human obsession with physical aesthetics is so base. And you claim to be a highly evolved species?

Like it or not, Q, it is the pursuit of gains that drives our species. That urges us to go out into the cosmos, to explore; to learn. And that is what so intrigues you about us. You mire an awful lot for a being that claims to have no interest in our development.

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>>41752046
An ode to bro-gains

Gymus ratus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endomophic manlet, cancerous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your bulking skills and natural defensiveness.

I find myself intrigued by your vocal sexual advances,
A singular development of homoerotic communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of my glutes to demonstrate affection.

>>41751172
gotta get dat protein in with worf
always wondered what bloodwine tasted like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoOfjGqo5EY

>>41751911
2 minutes per rep and then they crash into the ceiling because you can't brake them

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>>41752120
>natural defensiveness

oh my fuck, this is gold

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>>41752123
>tfw uncooked gagh is the most protein dense food in the known universe

Thank you heaving mass of gains

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>>41752120
Squat shoes are quite essential for your anaerobic talents;
Your spine would not be so stable if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in stabilisation,
It often serves to embellish the state of your elevation.

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>>41752302
O Anon, the complex programs of lifting you display
Connote a somewhat developed cognitive array.
And though you are not swole, Anon, and do not have a gf yet,
I begrudgingly consider you a lifter, and you might just make it.

>>41752120
I just noticed I fucked it
I was gunna rejig the bit about communications

>>41751793
That's just mean

>>41752024
Kek

>>41752205
As if there is any other way to eat it

>>41751791
just get the computer to replicate some cocaine and morphine mix in a hypospray. basically the same thing and you dont have to wait for shipments from across the galaxy

>>41751886
>peaceful methods of recreational exercise.
try telling that to Riker's dad

Understands every reference in this thread.

W- we're geeks arent we

>>41752415
What can I say in the face of such brilliance?
You got me anon

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>>41751831
>set dick to warp 9
>engage

>>41751997
Montalban was 61 years old when this was filmed. Keep lifting, bros.

>>41752120
Bestof4chan

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>>41751793
>make it so

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>>41752120

>>41751661
Just use the fucking holodeck you stupid fucking red shit.

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Klingons do not perform exercises that are not The Deadlift

>>41751911
Don't forget to don your grav boots before liftan!

>>41754175
This is probably my favourite fucking trek related image.

A true space irishman.

>>41754196
Wasn't he raised by Russkis?

What training routines do each member of the Enterprise crew follow?

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Tell me, Captain. If the Federation is so superior, why are so many of your people plagued with dad bod?

>>41754217
Yeah but being raised by humans gave him a whole complex where he wants to be super Klingon in every aspect of his life

>NO DAD I don't want to squat Klingons only deadlift

>>41754219
All Vulcans follow 7 years of no cum before attempting to out total tfw no gf.

>>41754196
>>41754217
Yeah, so he should only be squatting.

>>41754219
Riker does a bro split
Picard does cardio and bodyweight
Worf has done Starting Klingon for 15 years

>>41754219
Wesley: pure cardio
Worf: literally just calisthenics
Beverly and Troi: Yoga, some cardio
Picard: fencing, manual activities in the holodeck
Geordie: could see him doing some volume lifts
Data: at the library
Barclay: fucking every female on the enterprise in the holodeck

>>41754228
I loved that about him. He was raised by humans and his only exposure to Klingon customs were from books and history. His environment was non-toxic and he took it to heart.

Then it turns out virtually all klingons are honorless backstabbing scum and that the code of honour is only brought up when ita of use. And in comes Worf like some fucking ultra conservative pure blood literal Klingon ideal, and everyone hates him for it because they're all weak and pathetic.

Worf is only a good Klingon because he was raised by humans.

7 of 9 vs Data who wins in a fight? 7 of 9 I think.

>>41754279
>Worf is only a good Klingon because he was raised by humans.
and because he got his daily fiber intake from prune juice.

https://youtu.be/ZdlPaCX3S80

Can Data get stronger? I know he's programmed to expand the limitations of his positronic brain, and he has an aging algorithm that he can use if he wants, but can he surpass his strength limits?

>>41754311
100% data no contest. Isn't 7 of 9 just a normal human post-borg?

>>41754342
>Isn't 7 of 9 just a normal human post-borg?
If she were normal, the world would be a better place.

>>41754311
Pre or post emotion chip?

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>>41754279
>visit fitness board
>find intelligent and well thought out insights about star trek

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>>41754342
Borg nanomachines make her ridiculously strong and she adapts. Data literally would be unable to touch her... She could probably infect him with her nanobots and reprogram him GG. But even in pure strength she wins.

>>41754362
Either one Data loses.

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Fuck lifting I'm doing this shit instead

>>41754396
>Borg nanomachines make her ridiculously strong and she adapts
Watch First Contact... who wastes more Borg drones than Data?

But why argue over this shit when you could fantasize about fucking her in the shower after that workout? There's a contest where she beats Data.

>>41752914
T H E U L T I M A T E E V O L U T I O N O F M A R T I A L A R T S

>>41754242

PERHAPS TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO SQUAT!

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>>41755150
Real pimps don't skip leg day.

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>Holodeck simulation of chad gained self awareness and stole gf

God damn could he pull sluts. If I could even live one day as him my balls would have callouses.
The other day Picard was on vacation to some planet and met a women who was in some mess with a Ferengi. Picard slept with this chick on screen, for every one on the bridge to see. Either way once the mess was resolved and the screen goes dark, Riker looks at the me and says
"I knew he would have a great time". This guy banged so many chicks it is crazy.

>>41751911
Yeah low weight doesn't equal low mass.

Inertia here. Assume it is perfectly still, you begin pushing it up. Its almost a ton. You get it moving, no real way to stop it again, because it will want to stay in motion.

Did you even read SS?

>Want to squat
>Ferengi sold the weights as scrap metal
>Fuck replicators

>>41755516
>tfw ferengi bartender stole my girl while I was doing holo-lifting

>>41757988
>>41758011
>digits confirm Ferengi are gain goblins?

>>41754259
>Barclay: fucking every female on the enterprise in the holodeck
so cardio and calisthenics

>>41754279
sounds like the "Irish" Americans that support he IRA

>>41758087
I'll sell you some digits... assuming you can make it worth my while

>>41752042
It is true Worf states it's a Klingon calaesthetics training program.

>>41752120
>>41752302
>>41752415

10/10 plz archive this thread

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>>41754223
Your women don't seem to have a problem with it.

>>41754259
>Barclay: fucking every female on the enterprise in the holodeck

even the whales?

>>41758380
Especially the whales. Barclay was that fuckin nigga dude

>>41758133
How much for those threes?
But what I really want are 88's

>>41751793

>overwrite it with a Planet Fitness program, holographic receptionist even makes you sign up first

>>41758752
>program receptionist to say "enjoy your workout"

>>41752120
Hahahaha what the fuck

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>>41758714
That'll cost extra gold-pressed latinum
>>41759388
Pay up.

>>41753283
Why liberal tears? Star Trek is very left wing

>>41759388
No fucking way.

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>>41759388

> time anomaly

>>41758380
>>41758386
What whales? Can't recall any except for Star Trek IV.

Is the fat race destined to go extinct?

>>41759388
Quark for Nagus

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>>41759388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePGvM5Owyk

>>41759978
mógłbyś nie

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>>41759388

>>41759388
What ferengi trickery is this??

>>41759388
This is exactly why the Klingon empire doesn't trust the Ferengi

The short dax was the best dax . there. I said it .

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>>41761084
Ezri a cute. CUTE!

I did like Jadzia but her personality was dogshit sometimes. Like how she was a literal fucking slut and she couldn't understand why that would bother worf.

She got better though.

>>41751172
>lift for 50 years
>transporter fuses me with a manlet

>1 chance at life
>not born a klingon

This is a Good Thread. Going to re-watch tng

>>41760032

odczep się

>>41754618
>There's a contest where she beats Data.
I'm sure it would be competitive. Data gives everything his all, and he's a quick learner.

>>41757819
Obviously you let it pull you up to the ceiling, then do another OHP from the ceiling towards the floor, repeat and get swole.

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>>41757988
>>41758011
>>41758087
>>41758133
>>41758714
>>41759388
how do the ferengi have this technology??

>literally watching DS9 while making eggs

>>41762792
>tfw the federation have no dubs

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>>41762758
Top fucking kek

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>>41759388

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>when the house manlet stares at you

>>41751816
i know what i'm doing tonigh, thanks anon

>>41752120
I get the
G...
A...
Y...
bit but what is ciatf?

>>41761425
Be happy, klingons are treacherous dindus

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>>41763753

>>41752116
ayy

>>41752415
most intriguing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdu6C3Qoro

>>41759557
>Left wing is the same as liberalism
>There's no right wing liberalism

>>41759388
goddamn

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>>41759388
what the fuck

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>>41759388
Pure space wizardry

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>>41759388
What the fuck?

>>41754396
I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE HER
SEVEN
OF MY
NINE
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING

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>>41759388
nice

>>41759388
fucking what

>>41759388
I went to Google and typed
>why can't you repl...

why can't you replicate gold presses platinum shows up with hundreds of nerds expressing thoughts and opinions on physics and economics, Jesus Christ people...

>tfw when the computer tells you the holodeck cannot take you into the glorious world of 2d animes, and will only generate 3dpd

>>41765203
Kek
It's google snooping your browsing history, bro

I'm an aut/o/ist and it comes up with why you can't repair or replace flat tires, and a bunch of snapchat shit about replays

>>41765203
It's a decades old show with one of the nerdiest fanbases out there. What did you expect?

It boils down to Roddenberry wanting humanity to have this enlightened post scarcity society, but feeling he needed something outside of this for contrast. Similar to the humans never developing cloaking tech, all the sneaky bad people cloaked themselves. The heroic humans were above money and hiding.

>>41758348
Shut up and go back to your shrew of a wife, you Irish faggot.

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>>41765287
I would if you would hurry up and finish, you prancing ninny

>>41759388
fucking space jews

>>41759388
Look at the lobes on this one

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>>41759388

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>Coward! Like all Starfleet! You squat and you squat, but you have no pl8s!

>>41765476

What did you say?!

>>41765500
>I said you're a coward, bitch boy!

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You have gr8 gains. Share them with me.

>>41751172
I assume only Worf lifts, Riker just gets fatter and fatter.

>>41765535
Why does Sybok look like Saddam Hussein here?

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>>41765448
That was actually a funny /pol/-post for once

>>41765535
>>41765560
>"He portrayed Mr. Spock's half-brother Sybok in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989). Sean Connery was originally contacted to star in the role, but was busy with Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.[9]"
Can you imagine?

>>41765276
...humans did develop cloaking...

>>41767523
Better cloaking, in fact.

>>41762614
Plus he's "fully functional and anatomically correct". I assume by fully functional that means he can do some crazy shit in bed.

>>41768210

Ask tasha yar about that

>>41768459
Isn't it just so coincidental that she died and can't reveal her secrets. Seems Stacy-Ya had sex with a robot, and then friendzoned him.

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>>41759388

>>41759388
Damn, I'm impressed.

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>>41754314
And now a relevant comment from this video

>tfw space-time anomaly reverses my gains

>>41765276
It's funny how DS9, the first one that Roddenberry doesn't work on, tries to historically portray humans as savages that completely lack any sense of morality

>>41769369
DS9, let`s see who the main casts are:
>Nigger as the boss
>Religious fanatic woman as Nr 2.
>Tranny as head of sience
>Streetshitter as Doctor
>Ferengi
>A fucking White male who, despite being a bit simple, keeps the whole fucking station working. (Race Mixer)

It`s a fucking relief that Worf shows up later and brings some honor along with him.

Could Odo become a weight so heavy that even Data cannot lift him?

>>41759851
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Cetacean_Ops

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Computer, scan the content of Deanna Trois rectum.
>Scan complete.
Now fill my mouth with it!

>>41751816
Being here so long I've seen some shit, but this was an unexpected kek.
Thx anon

>>41765276
Literally the only reason we didn't evelop cloaking tech in TNG (we actually did, and made it better than other cloaking tech) is because it was part of the agreement between the federation and romulan empire.

If the Federation started actively developing cloaking tech, it would be war with the romulans again.

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>>41759388

>>41769541
>>Religious fanatic woman as Nr 2.

How was Kira a fanatic? She just had strong beliefs like all Bajorans.

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Honestly? The things you people do for your meager, what did you call them? Oh that's right, "gains". The absurd mixing of chemical compounds and suspicious-sounding foods. The meticulous counting of plates. and for what? just so your arms can bulge a little more before your body fails and you die? It's all so vulgar. So primitive. So...human.

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The collective shares all our gains. All our creatine. All our ketamine. The gains of one borg are the gains of all. There is no jealousy. No competition. Only harmony. Does not that sound like a better way?

>>41774478
Not sure why you would share animal tranquillisers

>>41751661
Until you realize that data is actually a Jewish actor and all your shekels are missing.

>>41773219
>>41774287
>>41774478
this thread

>>41751661

Yeah but stay away when he has that emotion-chip in again. That's.....that's not a good workout.

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>>41774620
mentals gains
cures depresions
i think its dangerous , people should stick with meditation to help with depresion

>>41775705
You can't really "cure" depression. You can only manage it.

>>41754245
>>41754259

Well no wonder they're all such pussies. I'm signing the whole crew up for an extreme crossfit program. Pussies need not apply.

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>>41775795

I forgot my picture because I'm a fucking idiot.

>>41757819
>Did you even read SS?


What is SS?

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>never puts the weights back in their place
>arrogant af, doesn´t bother to look anyone in the eyes
>suddenly nice to you, when he needs someone to spot him and he will spot for you in return
>doesn´t spot you, because more experiences lifters entered
>cracks a joke about you with them

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>>41759388

>>41777777
Just trying to find it, don't mind me

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INCOMING TRANSMISSION

>Greetings, it is I, Ted Cruz V6.3 of the Delegus system

>I invite the swolest members of your spacecraft to join me on my grand adventure to find the fabled Galactigates

>An infinitude of scoops await those who prove their worth

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What is Christmas of 1983