MIRIN THREAD

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>innagym
>qt cardio bunny doing 1pl8 OHP
>notice her glance at me
>i'm already on a massive pump from squatting all day
> ¿u mirin?
>elbows approximately 8 inches from my torso, i suavely approach and apprehend her
>"hey babe, mind if i work in with you?"
>visibly aroused, she stammers something i assume to be consent
>i grab the barbell from her still-extended grasp, and proceed to pound out exactly twelve squats with impeccable form
>loudly drop the barbell like the primal alpha male that i am
>whole gym turns in awe at the spectacle of my functional lower body strength
>a lunk alarm wails in the distance
>raw confidence pumping through my veins, i again swagger over to the qt3.14 (as she's backed away in sheer awe and arousal) and proposition her
>"h-hey, wanna see what else i can do with these legs?"

Sadly, her dog had recently passed away, and she was preoccupied with the funeral. I won't be seeing her again because the lunk alarm went off and you're "not allowed to disturb the other gym members" at my (former) gym.

What about you guys? Any mirin stories u got?

To keep it /fit/ related, how much do you squat and how many mires do you catch daily? I assume there's a correlation there just waiting to be drawn.

curlfags need not apply