Anon, I hope you didn't ruin your gains with alcohol last night.

I did. But I got some pussy.

>>41750659
>I did. But I got some pussy.
Then you woke up, hung over and feeling sick, and looked at the landwhale next to you, snoring gently, and thought to yourself "OMFG, I stuck my dick in THAT!?". You slipped out of bed as quietly as you could, got dressed as fast as you could, and did the male version of the 'walk of shame' the hell out of there, hoping to whatever God you worship that you didn't tell her your name, or at least your LAST name.

Alternate version:
You had to quietly gnaw your arm off to get away, because she (it?) was sleeping on it, and you didn't dare wake this cockbeast you somehow got tricked into fucking.

Alternate version:
You made the fatal mistake of taking the cock-hungry hambeast from the club back to YOUR house, and she's in YOUR bed. Knows where you live now. Your mind races: How can I kill her quietly? Can I get rid of all the forensic evidence of her having been here? Do any of her fat friends know she's here and/or who I am? Can I manage to get rid of the body? Hell, can I even LIFT the body myself?

Face it, OP: You fucked up. Not only your gains, but your REPUTATION. All because of BEER GOGGLES.

You should just kill yourself, as quietly and quickly as possible. Not even sure if moving to another town will save you, now. Move to another country?

>>41750900
If this is supposed to be some high level autistic rage bait, its very well crafted

>>41750900
Woah anon, you wrote ALL THAT to justify not sleeping with women?

>>41750914
Hi OP; did I strike too close to home for your comfort? xD

>>41750935
>he thinks I don't get laid
Sure I do but not dumb drunk fat club sluts you have regrets about the next morning.

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>>41750025
drank 1L of wine and 1L of beer, smoked 1 pack of cigs. I'm supposed to go out tonight too. JUST

Haven't had a cig or any alcohol in 19 days now.
The skin gains and overall aesthetic gains are very noticable