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/r9k/ goes outside

>>41743473
>price
>no longer "loud and boisterous"
Fat people are the real niggers

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>>41743434
T H I G !

>>41743434
https://youtu.be/jnUL9xt_aW8

People would have gone apeshit if this was said today.

>>41743434
Uhmmm let's not honey bunny why not work on your own body instead of attacking others, sweetie?

>>41743473
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>41743579
>>41743473
Who is this based ABBY? I need more.

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>>41743594
Sir, you have triggered my child. Prepare your anus for monetary damages

>>41743434
Nice she got giant titties hanging off her hamstrings.

>>41743579
This sounds fake, because I never knew Dear Abby to be that based

>>41743595
(you)

>>41743434
she looks like an alien you might make in spore

>>41743631
>>41743655

Here she is: http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/2013/3/27/woman-refuses-to-give-lover-the

>>41743643
>you have triggered my child
Was you child Lee Harvey Oswald?

>>41743676
I'm not seeing >>41743579 there

>>41743711
ye i can't seem to find that one either, probably fake

>>41743738
I was gonna say, I've read her articles before, and that's not something I find her having the balls to say

>>41743770
idk the first one in this thread is real and it's pretty ballsy. She insults people in the "polite 1950's way" where it's all underhanded and if she is talking to someone stupid they won't realize she is dissing them.

>>41743820
Horrible parents

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>>41743820
I fucking hate how this kid could die but no let's protect her and her parents feelings about child attempted murder

77 pounds is heavy for a large full grown dog

>>41743982
This was actually quite an interesting read, despite its off topic nature.

>>41743820

Jesus GOD. Making bad choices for yourself is one thing. Making bad choices for a helpless little human in your care? Send 'em to prison, then throw 'em off the roof of the place.

>>41744564
Did he even get the surgery, or did he just cut and run with the pity money?

>>41744722
Cut and ran (or waddled) away

>>41743982
They also mention that their driver took them to some square to walk around. When they stopped they almost instantly got rushed by a mob of ooga boogas and had to throw money on the ground to slow down the mob.

>>41744790
>or waddled
You mean shipped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdnGTlQI11A

>>41743982
Im now googling South African ghouls because this was so interesting.

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>>41745069
>"I should get free money."
I want this person to die. Today.

>>41743473
Fucking demolished.

>>41745069
people like this will never add anything positive to society and civilization. They should strapped to cinder blocks and tossed into the ocean.

NOTHING WOULD BE LOST

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>>41743473
B A S E D A B B Y

>>41744564
>1060lbs
How do you even survive to be that obese?

>>41743629
that short guy has the worst looking chest i have ever seen and i have straight bitch tits

>>41745069
Pretty sure this is satire.

This has got to be fake.

Please be fake.

Please.

>>41745069
>pink hair
>multiple facial piercings
>fat blob
>lesbian
>"i don't want a job"

it's like a post-modern commentary on leftists

>>41745069

Fucking hell the last 30 seconds of that was hard to watch

This cow should be shot repeatedly

>>41745402
then who took the picture

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>>41743473
>loud and boisterous
might as well be describing every fat woman ever

>>41745416
ask your mother, i think she uses the same sex photographer. you know, because he doesn't mind the fats.

>>41745069
I have no idea what I just watched but I watched it all. Holy hell, that's some mental illness.

>>41745402
who put her in that thing?
please tell me she never left

>>41745402
>>41745416
Asking the wrong question, Anon. If it was just one picture, it could almost be a timer photo. Almost.

WHO TIED HER UP?

She got someone to come to her house and tie her into a sex swing, AND THAT PERSON DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.

I just don't have an answer.

>>41745402
Fucking christ, the amount of pressure being put on to her body from those ropes holding her would cause nerve damage if she was held like that for more than a few minutes. Just look at how red her body and her face are because of the compression. This is seriously unsafe

>>41745514
thanks for posting though, that was a fun little stroll through the boring corners of your gay mind.

>>41745413
>just existing and looking good = discrimination

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>>41745069

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>>41745402
>>41745416
>>41745480
>>41745514
>>41745549
it was her mom. baka

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>>41745652
THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE

>>41745642

>SIP

!!!! SIP BOY ALERT!!!!

>>41743629
That is just plain embarrassing.

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Bros, I fucked a fatty last night. I was so horny I couldn't help myself. She gave the craziest head ever. Should I kill myself?

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>>41743982
>So office workers can even visit each other if they want to

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>>41745719
alter version

>>41745416
>obligatory "the butcher"

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>>41745419

>>41744139
holy shit a fat rick looks like carl from aqua teen hunger fource

>>41743434
she would literally need to walk 30min a day and eat like a normal person and she would lose ~100lbs in less than a year

>>41743434
Mirin dem calves and glutes

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>>41745894
>laughing off a reasonable amount of food with this much disbelief
>never occurs to her (him? it?) that they eat through enough resources to feed three people
>will continue to whine that they are a victim

>>41743982
That is fucking scary. Why won't those people leave? If they work at an office they must have some money.

That legitimately sounds like like in a post apocalyptic zombie movie.

>>41745309
Underrated

>>41743982
source or gtfo. sounds like copy pasta.

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>>41745725
Na dude she's just a cock sleeve
If u catch feels thou. That's some dangerous shut bakka

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>>41743820
>>41743914
>>41744139
>>41744459

BEHOLD THE TALE OF BUTTERBALL, THE MENTALLY RETARDED 80 LB 3 YEAR OLD

>>41746351
Bretty heart warming desu

>>41743473
woah

>>41743629
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with his pecs?

>>41745719
Her ass fat is literally a shelf.

>>41745413
I think this is an exert from Elliot Rodger's "My twisted world" but with the genders swapped.

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>>41746225
Source is in the bottom right corner of the pic

>>41743434
http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html
The original FPS

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>>41743629
DELETE THIS

>>41746824
Welp, I'm not hungry anymore.

>>41746824
wow i remember this from seemingly sooooo many fucking years ago, and i remember it worsening my already poor opinion of fatfucks like that

>>41744564
how does he still look clean. fake news. the government has invented extremely realistic flesh suits for aliens to visit and monitor our behavior.

>>41743595
New guy eh?

>>41747028
Looks like you're the one who is new, anon.

>>41745402
>Respond to her ad
>"Hey babe, you look hot in those yoga pants. Lets go to cheesecake factory, my treat."
>Take her out
>Court her the whole night, hold doors open, tell her how pretty she looks
>Go back to get place
>"Oh wow, is this the rig? Wanna break it in?"
>Time for fuck
>Or so she thinks
>Tie her up
>"I'll be right back, gonna go grab my lube"
>Drive to whole foods
>Buy a shit ton of vegetables and health foods
>Monitor her daily caloric intake so that its under 1000
>Meanwhile use her phone to send messages to all of her family and friends that she's going out of the USA for a while for a little "soul searching" and that she already has someone house sitting
>Wait until she reaches 115 lbs
>Cut her loose and leave
its like the toothfairy

>>41745514

He was probably just using her for practice so he can tie up the thin submissive QTs better.

>>41747042
To fit? Yes. 4chan, no. It looks like I'm missing some sort of joke. Fill me in?

>>41747104
It's not even a /fit/ thing though. All he was doing was the tumblr mock thing (the "Uhmmmm" part and calling them "sweetie"). That was all ironic, anon.

>>41747059
I know it's fucked up, but before I got fit, I wished someone would do something to me. Force me to lose weight and improve myself.
Like for a year just give me the disciplin I needed and afterwards I would keep doing it because it had been programmed into me or something.

>>41745069
>i can go hungry and die

fat chance

>>41747127
>adds "go to bed sooner" and "get checked for autism" to to-do list.

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>>41745402

Looks like something from a direct to video Hellraiser movie

Jesus wept

>>41743678
Yes, he hates blacks and is obese. Those are the two worse things my son has to offer.

>>41747082
>thin submissive
Best kind.

Unrelated note.
>volunteer EMT
>on call
>Hear a page go out for a man on the floor of the bathroom in a local family-owned restaurant
>Town's been having problems with heroin lately
>Never seen a heroin overdose, start mentally reviewing airway procedures
>Walk in
>He's conscious
>Definitely overdosed on something
>TFW it's food
>Weighs at least 550
>Crew is me and a 5'3" RN/paramedic
>Call in fire
>Patient "has a history of pseudiseizures"
>Frequently code for "it's not a seizure"
>He slipped and fell off the toilet, states he had a seizure
>Offers fewer apologies for his condition than 90yo men laying on the floor with broken arms in the middle of the night
>Fire shows up
>Put him on the cot
>It makes sounds of protest
>Drive him to the hospital
>They can do nothing
>He's back on the street like 20 minutes later

Why.

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>HAES and fa acceptance does good research

>>41747575
>yes, yes, ignore your doctor and listen to a mentally ill blogger
>Twinkies never told you you're fat, love the Twinkie, become the Twinkie

>>41745181
well now, we don't want sea levels to rise

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>>41745402
What this reminds me of

>>41747722

>no joke tabs

I'm disappointed anon

>>41746494
Yep.

https://genius.com/Elliot-rodger-my-twisted-world-the-story-of-elliot-rodger-part-6-1-annotated

>>41743473
>tfw fat, but like to be the funny guy type
>tfw exercising to lose weight.

But I don't want to lose that.

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>>41747254

Kek

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>>41747698
>unrealistic beauty standards
Holy fuck. Do women only care about looks? Does she seriously think her doctor went through 8+ years and $200k+ worth of tuition bills to be able to poke fun at fat fucks? The delusion is astounding. Anything and everything to not look at yourself and say, "hmm, maybe I can change a few things".

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>>41747698
>I'd be tears

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>>41743434

>>41745069
>"I just don't want a job, I think I should always be given free money"
>"Why work for money? Why not just have fun and games?"

Nope, definitely fake. That is waaaay too on the nose.

>>41744564
It looks like his legs are dislocated when he sits. How the hell can the body take something like this?

>>41747939
it can't really. being that overwieght basically is a death sentence. shit being 400 pound's is a death sentence and look at most american's.

as sad as it is, weighing 300 pound's isn't even that big of a deal compared to a lot of people in the US.

>>41745987
because immigration laws make it almost impossible for educated white people to immigrate to any western country

>>41745719
Shame, she would be cute if she wasn't 400 pounds

>>41747731
Same

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>>41748002
No she wouldn't. Maybe start jerking off BEFORE you post, get all those stupid ideas out.

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>>41745987

https://youtu.be/5nK65XBpjXI

>>41743595
we get it you're fat
lose some weight lmfao maybe then you won't be so salty

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>>41745402

>>41747004
was it, like, omg, SOOOOOOO many fucking years ago?? you go girl!

>>41746932
>rehab
hehehe

>>41743982
That was a good read. There's a lot more, but broken google translate engrish
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Ftannen.livejournal.com%2F&edit-text=

>>41743629
looks pectus excavatum on his right pec, or at least some form of muscular dystrophy. That being said, dude needs to hit the incline db press and incline bench hard.

>>41748106
>that pic
fucking kek

>>41745969
Mirin biceps gains.

>>41747983
Is this bait?
Any educated professional could easily find work in a western country and migrate through legal means, lawmakers in these places aren't retarded
t. Came to a western country

>>41747698
He didn't even make a weight related comment, purely nutrition causing other symptoms

>>41745456
Are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because that was a long way to walk for that punchline.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=993_1496956861

This made my day

>>41743982
what makes me suspicious this is either intensely exaggerated or flat-out fabricated is that when you google, "South African Ghouls" this story is all that comes up.

>>41743982
This is bullshit.
t. Living in SA my entire life.

>>41748882
You should never trust anyone not to run you over just because they might get in trouble.

>>41745454
that's just straight up not true

it's a stereotype, for a reason, however it isn't like every time, like maybe most of the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

freaky eaters and secret eaters are my two guiltiest pleasures

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>>41749184
>8000 calories a day

Gotta eat big to get big

What the fuck is up with fatties and cars, I swear to Christ every fatty I've seen that drives has no idea how to accelerate/break properly. They'll go up to 30mph to cross a parking lot before slamming on the breaks at the stop sign. Shit disgusts me.

>>41745741
That negative camber doe

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>>41747698
>"I have constant stomach pains"
>"I AM healthy"

>>41747059
kek

>>41748882
>Made your day

This whole video just made me angry. I fucking hate these phony fucking protestors that go out there and ruin everyone's lives in their communities because of "muh justice"

>>41749184
Aren't potatoes mildly toxic? Like I know there's no negative effects of eating moderate portions, but if you're eating 8 potatoes a day, I feel like there's a risk there of getting seriously ill

>>41749423
Good driving requires weight control on the pedals. Fatties are clumsy because of how fat they are, and because their limbs are heavy, they speed up and slam the brakes

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>>41749924
Actually yes
http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/greenpotatoes.asp
>potatoes contain a natural toxin called solanine
>The potatoes we buy contain such a minute amount of the chemical that a healthy adult would have to eat about 4-1/2 pounds at one sitting to experience any neurological symptoms
>She eats roughly 3000lbs of potatoes a year
>Thats roughly 8.5lbs a day
So yeah she could quite possibly be poisoning herself

>>41749924
>>41750047
If the Irish could survive off basically nothing but potatoes I'm sure it cant be that bad.

>>41748943
Check out Louis Theroux law and disorder Joburg, it follows some private sec company who clear out buildings full Of ghouls.

>>41750119
I hate Louis Theroux. He does documentaries on such interesting stuff but he ruins it for me. He just reminds me of a toddler or something, asking dumb questions in hsi dumb voice.

>>41750069
The irish didn't eat 3000 lbs of potatoes a year though.

They were starving

>>41750227
They were only starving after the potatoes started dying. Before that they ate potatoes pretty much every meal.

>>41747254
this is what /fit/ looks like

>>41750234
They also ate a lot of wheat and meat

>>41745719
Well she has a TV show and more money to burn than you'll ever see.

>>41750245
No they didnt. They literally ate potatoes and milk breakfast, dinner and supper. They might have had a bit of meat or fish for dinner but that would more than likely have been something they caught themselves.

>>41750069
>>41750227
>>41750234
>>41750245
I forgot half the people on this board are retarded and never finished a basic history class so they need to discuss it on a Mongolian fishing board

vittu

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>>41748756
Not from South Africa. The black government knows that if all the white people leave they lose their money. If you try to emigrate they tie up all of your funds and hold them in the country. Their currency is also not worth that much compared to the USD or Euro. If they lived like millionaires in SA, after they go through the hoops and end up in a better country, they'd be low class/poor.

Also it is hard for whites to move to other white nations (unless you're in the EU and move to another EU country). Unless you have family there already, you're going to need to drop half a million to "invest" before they'll consider you. Family reunification is designed for illegals and their anchor baby children. Yes, the laws of white nations are designed to diminish white numbers and increase non-white numbers. You can look up the Hooton and Kalergi plan for a general idea. This shit started way before any of us were born.

>>41750336
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/vittu

>>41747836
>this trained medical professional is only giving me advice to make me PRETTY!

>>41750287
I am actually Irish and living in Ireland and I can assure you that any potatoe related memes you might have heard are probably true. They worked out that an average man ate about 10-15 lbs of potatoes a day depending on if they had supper or not.

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>>41743982
>/pol/jew trying to bait.

Dear Donaldiel Trumpelshtein please stick your bulls niggacock up your arse and do pic related. This board is about fitness, lifting and the shit not about your RaHoWa-fantasies.

>>41748756
>Is this bait?
Dude, you know nothing of South Africa clearly.

>>41743982
>google "south african ghouls"

only this shit appears

>google for buildings with aerial passage in SA
no pics/results/sources

but hey, anon would never lie on the Internet...

>>41750306
Honestly he should just drop it if they go away.

>>41750402
>10-15 lbs of potatoes a day

You couldn't grow that many a day

>>41750437
>non chan hashed filename
>if I use the word "jew" pejoratively they'll think I'm sincere
>le drumpf
>can't even say nigger
>""""""RaHoWa"""""""
Why do you speak so inorganically, know about "rahowa", and try to police board culture? Makes me believe you're some kind of astroturf reddit refugee.

I hate myself

>>41750529
I dont think you quite understand how much potatoes these fuckers grew. Every family grew their own potatoes and potatoes could be grown basically anywhere.

>>41750586
the thing is I was thinking about while posting this was i wanted a car because the captcha had me selecting cars. my fav is a gt86 and the post ends like that. is someone talking to me or am i beyond it ?

>>41750613
Fine, you couldn't eat 15lbs of potatoes a day let alone 15lbs of food a day.

>>41750638
You can if there isnt anything else to eat and you have to work hard labor all day.

>>41747059
That is not at all where I thought this post was going.

>>41747609
Underrated

>>41750336
suomi bergele :dd

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>>41745454
are you retarded

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>>41745069
this is the best argument for eugenics ive ever heard

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>>41747059
>>41747158
This is honestly one of my biggest fetishes. I was anorexic a few years ago because the guy I liked said I needed to lose weight. I just can't seem to do things for myself but when I do things for someone else it just feels right. But then again one of my biggest personality traits is being submissive. I just want to be a collared slave to my best friend.

Oh well I'll just have to lift until I meet this person hopefully someday

>>41745069
just clicked the youtube link and saw that it's posted by someone who gives her full name and address in the description telling people to report her

is that
is that allowed

>>41747758
People are just being nice. You're not funny and chances are people absolutely hate being around you.

>>41750350
(((They))) have made it impossible to run, so we fight. The black sun returns.

>>41751125
Are you a grill?

>>41747059
Brilliant

>>41747059
just imagine the police finding her in the middle of the process
a semi fat chick with loose skin suspended in that rig
a funnel and a tube under her ass for excrement
there's a threadmill placed under her feet
it's turned on and running at a very slow pace, yet her feet are dragging across it so she has to walk in order for her feet not to get ground to the bone
there's an automated machine taped to her mouth that feeds her at designated times
the entire process is automated, you only have to come in once or twice a week to restock the food machine and empty the shit and pisbucket

>>41743595
>sweetieposting
>current year

>>41750222
>I hate Louis Theroux. He does documentaries on such interesting stuff but he ruins it for me. He just reminds me of a toddler or something, asking dumb questions in hsi dumb voice.
Trips confirm. The documentary looks interesting but this guy is making me seriously mad for playing so dumb.

>>41751295
Yeah, pretty much.
>be afrikkaner
>majority of your ancestors killed by feral communist nogs because they want your family farm
>manage to dodge death and your family mambers move to the city (if they're lucky enough to not be forced into a Boer shanty town)
>the liberal apologist agenda increases 1000fold, nogs kill and rape in the streets and get ignored. Every nog transgression is ignored or forgiven
>all government and private institutions are against you
>want to move to a whiter nation where there's no tribal wars and imminent governed collapse, in which the black communist government literally has said they haven't resorted to killing whites "yet"
>the nog government won't let you leave with your money
>have to pay half a million to even be considered to get into America.
>meanwhile 50,000 70iq poor Somalian are being dumped in the whitest areas in the north for free
>you can't claim refugee status yourself even though if the roles were reversed the situation would be considered a genocide, because racism.
>even if you wanted to amass the heaping sums of money to get citizenship in the US, the SA government won't allow businesses to be head by whites, and will only subsidize black business.
>retards on 4chan say "lol just get educated".

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>>41745069
kek'ed

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>>41748882
hey /fit/, if hypothetically i were to be stuck in the drivers situation i want to be prepared for this

whats the best eurobeat song to blast when i floor it and run these mongrels over? Ill probably go download it now

>>41749184
can anyone please find the full version of this? I've never been able to find it

>>41751871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNveMjoSxp0
this is my favourite but there are a lot of songs to choose from

>>41750069
>>41750227
>>41750234
>>41750245
>>41750282
Irish fag here, I can confirm potatoes were eaten for every meal until the 40s/50s in rural areas, and were the mainstay of the population during the 19th century
Supplemented with milk and meagre amounts of meat/seafood

Now shut up and post fat people

>>41750350
>Hooton and Kalergi plan
Is there any evidence this was actually implemented. Wikipedia just says it was "suggested"

>>41745181
Well you'd be out a couple cinder blocks

>>41751961
oh boy, if you couldn't do it, how will the rest of us stand a chance?

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>>41750437
>hates Trump and posts antisemetic bullshit

What are you, a dumb Mudslime or something?

>>41750222
His playing dumb is more for the viewer than for himself. He doesn't want the viewer to make any inaccurate assumptions so he asks questions about everything to get as much information as possible straight from the horse's mouth.

>>41752147
Well kalergi founded the European Union with the expressed purpose of eliminating European ethnicities and the white race via misegenation. The EU still exists today.
There's really no doubt in my mind that modern western politicians are working against their historic populations.
As for the hooton plan, well, what are you seeing today? Millions of foreign men are entering Germany. Just like it was planned
I refuse to believe this is a coincidence, even if it was it is still evil.

>>41752163
What happens when you run into your dad at the gay bar? Do you fuck each other like you do at home? Or do you pretend not to know each other and get fucked by all the guys who normally fuck you at the bar?

>>41747248
that isn't fat she's just bulking

>>41751358
Yes I post this kind of thing all the time in various threads because my ideal mate is fit and all you see in kink communities is old fat people who are also attention whoring special snowflakes who will always say
>don't worry, I don't bite
>...unless you ask me to
Guaranteed without fail.

I always survey people at the gym and wonder if they'd be submissive or dominant. I like both but neither just isn't viable for me. Nothing worse than boring.

Anyway I'm off topic so I'll post a story in my next post.

>>41752283
>Anyway I'm off topic so I'll post a story in my next post.
>making nonsense rules for yourself as if anyone gives a shit about what you do
Wow it really is a woman.

>>41745281
Its not

>>41743594
>fatties killed kennedy

>be 95lb lead cook in an open kitchen restaurant (you can see the cooks making your food)
>be working pastry which has the garde mager station (salads/cold/fresh foods) and the bar all in one big area
>fat woman and her thin friend sit at the bar and have boring professional woman talk
>eventually they get food and the big woman scoffs at the portions (tapas restaurant) and proceeds to talk shit about her friend's choices because they were so small
>it was brunch
> the woman had ordered a salad, two different scallop plates, and a less than 'light' egg dish called a Spanish tortilla
>the monster had ordered two steak entrees, ceviche, and octopus paella
>she had noticed me earlier and might have commented about by size and the fact that I was making the most indulgent things on the menu (I was making our version of a Ferrero Rocher with hazelnut)
>said something along the lines of "never trust a skinny chef" (many chefs disagree with that but it's fair that I didn't eat much of what I was making, only tasting for flavor. Also I took offense to being mistaken for a Chef as that is a title that is earned and which I respect)
>they finish up their meal and fatty asks me what dessert I recommend
>I'm not a server so I usually answer briefly and assure them their server would know (I'm busy, that's not my job)
>I answer her because I'm finishing up my prep and don't have tickets
>suggest a light almond cake and a fresh fruit dish that had run as a special that weekend
>fatty laughed out loud. Not scoff or eye roll. Laughed -at- me and said no wonder I was so skinny.
>friend just asks for tab and apologizes to me and bartender while her friend is in the bathroom
>bartender said she tipped 30% so she bought me a drink after work from her tip (cooks don't get tips)
>that thinner woman became a regular and I'd send her a dessert sometimes
>every time her fat cowered joined her they'd sit at a booth from then on

Nothing more offensive to a fat woman than a thin woman.

>>41743820
I didn´t weight that much untill I was like 12-14...

>>41751871
This is my pick desu https://youtu.be/kzwWBEnrXfo

>>41743434
What are those leg bags?

>>41749472
Stancenation bro

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>>41751125
Wasnt expecting smth hot in a FPH thread.

>>41751125
Post boipussy.

>>41743711
>>41743738
It's right here b
http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/2001/12/24/woman-who-passed-up-teaching-offers

>>41752548
Legend

>>41748943
"that's what HE called niggers"

>>41747248
>that look of pure bliss
I will never be this happy

>>41752636
The best erection a boner can ever get is the erection a boner gets when it's in love.

>>41743982
>google that shit
>it's actually all true

What the fuck south africa

>>41750502
http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2012/s3663992.htm

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>>41743629

That can't be his pecs, someone must've shopped a-cups on him!

>>41752808
Fuck off, that's bullshit
t. Living in SA

>>41752884
>>41752815

>>41745069
Can you imagine being her mom, sitting there listening to this shit? She looks so disappointed with what she gave birth to when she turns around.

>>41752916
it's not true

P.S. Fuck You

>>41752925
So that documentary is just made up?

>>41752884
You spend a lot of time in Joburg m8? I was in SA with the Peace Corps and we weren't allowed to travel there because it was so dangerous.

I only went to Joburg to catch transport to somewhere else, and being around the huge developed train stations was creepy enough. Don't ask for directions at the taxi rank-- whoever answers you will expect you to pay, with the implication that you won't have a safe journey if you don't.

Lesotho, on the other hand, is a friendly paradise. In SA, random black people would come up and ask for money. In Lesotho, random black people would come up and ask if I needed help with anything.

>>41745402

I see they found another use for Adamantium

>>41743434
why are her legs trying to eat her..legs?

>>41750616
why would you want a toyota?

>>41752951
That are bags out of fat...

>>41752979
this has to be some sort of disease, her face and arms seem more or less normal. W-what body would decide to store fat in lumps on its thighs?

>>41752873
It's photohshop. The original is bad but this is literally boobs photoshopped on pretty well. Look at his ri ght pec and you can see the boobs curvature

>>41753091
The human body was not "desinged" to get that many kcal...

>>41752925

t. Jamal Gibsmedats

>>41747248
Her face looks like someone put lipstick on one of her fat rolls

>>41752383

That fatty is a jealous pos.

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>>41745419
top fucking geg

>>41753386
stop fucking greg

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>>41752240
>the IQ of the average sanders voter

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>>41745719
>>41745969

>>41753936

Her legs barely look shaven due to how large and gross her pores are.

>>41745413
>sees other people existing
>is miserable
>blames other other people for their misery because they existed near them

what would have to be said/done to these 'people' in order to for them to realize how absurd that actually sounds?

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>>41753936
jebus

>>41754181
christ it's like she's pouring herself into buckets

>>41753547
>Sanders
>populist

>>41747758
Unless its getting you laid/bjs then its not worth it.

Just remember to keep your charisma up so you don't end up /fit/ neet.

>>41754262
>making your penis feel good justifies everything
Please rethink your life

>>41752449

RWDS is better desu

>>41747758
It's different with dudes. You can be ripped and still be a funny outgoing guy, go for it.
>>41751239
bitter little britney right here

>>41750318
Kek

>>41752234
between those evidence-less assumptions and the post some anon made about how searches for "south africa ghouls" and shit just link back to this story, this all smells like a racist conspiracy theory cooked up by /pol/

>>41750437
Shitskin detected

>>41754354
You can literally look up Kalergi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_von_Coudenhove-Kalergi

>tl;dr: angry HAPA strikes again

>>41754243
>free stuff for my voters
>the others will pay for it
>not populist

>>41748106
That girl at :20 is thicc and hot

>>41754402
>still doesn't understand what "populist means"
Protip: the average person isn't a 19 year old humanities student who wants to DUDE WEED and chill.

>>41754458
A populist is someone, that tries to get voters with unrealistic parts of his program or parts that are only good for a his main voter group and not the country as a whole.
Bernie Sanders free stuff programm is exactly that.

>>41745402
I'd fucking leave her there til she starves herself skinny

>>41754488
>A populist is someone, that tries to get voters with unrealistic parts of his program or parts
Agreed.
>that are only good for a his main voter group and not the country as a whole.
And this is where I disagree as to why he is/was one. I don't think there was even the "This will be good for you, my voter" part. I don't even view him as having been a legitimate candidate.

>>41750275
At the cost of a shorter, shitty life and lots of medical bills

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>>41754354
>>41754359
>>41754385
>>41754402
>>41754458
>>41754488
>>41754534
>>>/pol/ is that way boys

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>>41745725
Just never do it again and learn to control your fucking dick
fucking fatties makes them think they're fine the way they are and don't need to change

>>41754599
Tumor or fat?

If fat, how can a person get to that?

Why are they always white american?

>>41754636
>Tumor or fat?
m'fluids

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>>41753547
>never had a taco

>>41743473
Fucking rekt

>>41754202
>filename
wew lads

>>41743594
Hadn't seen this. Fucking excellent.

>>41752383
V A L E N C I A
A
L
E
N
C
I
A

>>41753547
Pretty sure the average Sanders voter was at least smart enough to understand the basics of climate science. Something most Trump supporters (and Trump himself) are too dumb for
>tfw my IQ is high enough to understand that global warming is not actually a hoax invented by the Chinese

>>41754317
>It's different with dudes.

That's the thing. I'm not a dude.

I just have a very dude-ish sense of humor, which already ends in most people who don't know me very well taking what I say seriously for no other reason than having a vagina. Or just gets construed as me hitting on them.

It fucking blows. I'd probably be at least a functional passing-normie if I wasn't one, but I'm not Tumblr or transgender so there's nothing I can do there.

>>41743473
Abby is a fucking savage

>>41743629
Is this shooped?? How can pecs even look like that?!

>>41745309
kek

>>41744564
hah my OC
>>41744722
he's still eating normally so I doubt it
He is down to like 800 pounds now though
He lives in a hospital or something and has videos of himself naked posted for sale online by some weird middle aged pervy European guy

he also did a phone interview with other fat fucks one time

>>41745719
>professional photographer
>industrial lighting rig
>professional retoucher spending hours in photoshop
>still looks disgusting
Yet it wakes up every day and tells itself to eat more food...

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>>41747858
>wear an airtight mask over your mouth and nose, every time you start to take a breath it detects this and sends air/oxygen until a certain pressure is reached
I didn't realize fatness could be a path toward my goal of becoming a sith lord.

>>41747059
I like you

>>41747248
If it didn't have clothes and makeup on, it would legit look like a plate of jello

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>Whole foods
Shit copypasta reported called the cops

>>41747983
>white guy
>migrated to USA
The fuck you talking about?

>>41747609
Kek

>>41753936
>contents under pressure

>>41748849
nice

>>41754793
Regardless of the existence of climate change the way it's being handled is fucking stupid.
>be rich ceo
>dump your company's shit anywhere
>pay fine; no fucks given still save money compared to proper disposal
>be poor
>can't afford new catalytic converter
>lol looks like you can't drive (legally)
Do you see the problem here?

>>41748943
what about if you google something less retarded like "johannesburg invaded" or "renigrification of SA"

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>>41752383
>95lb lead cook
hey so i know this is out of the blue but do you like steam games? b-because i play a lot of steam games and if you idk ever wanted to play some that would be really cool i can give you my ID and you can add me on steam and we can play together and talk about /fit/ and stuff

pls respond

>>41752884
>>41752925
t. nigger

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>>41754793
>>tfw my IQ is high enough to
stopped reading there, couldnt have cringed harder

reddit pls leave

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>>41748962
>>41743982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSOvCNeDmtY
negro ghouls be real nigga

>>41755397
>Hey guys, I'm new here, just thought I'd let you all know I'm really new. But if I call random things Reddit I'll fit in right?
Kys

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>>41743473

>>41752884
>i dont want to believe it
>its not true
ez life i guess

>>41754599
JESUS FUCK

>>41751664
Do you think it's at all possible that boers will hire foreign mercenaries to protect them when things get really bad? Actually, scratch that, I'd shoot ferals just for room, board, and a chance at an Afrikaner girl

>>41751664
>half a million
Absolute bullshit you made up right there.

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>>41747059

>>41752383
>cooks don't get tips
Ya gotta give it to the servers who carry a couple plates out and wipe down a table every now and then.

>>41747059
>>41751542
Kek

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>>41755719

>>41755631
Not him but it's actually true. Lots of western countries require an investment, generally to the tune of $500,000 to $1,000,000.00 to be able to potentially immigrate. Malta I think you can outright buy citizenship for that much, maybe a bit less.

>>41755732
>not staying out of the rain at the outdoor concert by hiding under your waifu's fat apron

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>>41745402
The best part of this picture is how great she looks (comparatively) in her profile picture versus her actual face. A great lesson to be learned.

>>41755732
>guts bigger than her tits
Disgusting

>>41755732
Hello darkness my old friend...

>>41755397
The fucking shoes get me every time

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>>41743614
I was not prepared for whatever the fuck this image is making me feel right now

>>41755339
Sorry I was at work (got rekt) but post skype?

>>41755732
That belly looks sad

>>41755732
>everybody's face

>>41755769
Underrated comment

>>41754636
Burn victim.

>>41752283
damn women truly just judge other people nonstop, it's like the only way you can function

>>41754599
W H A T
H
A
T

>>41755397
t. brainlet

>>41747836
If I had +200k, I would go through medical school just to poke fun at fat people.

>>41747836

brb changing majors and going to med school to waste the most precious years of my life and burying myself in debt so I can fat shame

>>41752468
Do u want to control my eating habits over text? (i.e. skype or whatsapp)

>>41752965
dunno i just do

>>41755732
I have bigger tits than that and I'm a man

>>41752240
savage