Protein Farts

>>41743319
Enjoy your gainzz with all that cardio mate

>sleeping on the couch

Now we know who wears the pants in this relationship

>current year
>not raping women
Anon please, they are paying people to do this in Europe, get on the trend man

I know that feel. I have chronic protein farts and sometimes my room is like a gas chamber

>>41743360
Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed myopic beta males, while those who played xbox or ps2 were significantly more likely to be alpha. Mario and wii gay sex vs halo and god of war.
Now, it doesn't mean everyone who played ps2/xbox wasn't a beta-not by a long shot. But there is some definite correlation. I grew up playing gameboy and shit and ended up on this site. Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.

>>41743319
>hought I'd be rolling in the sex, turns out im sleeping on the couch
Oh yeah, this relationship will last.

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>>41743394
No wonder Japan got such a low birth rate
This pasta holds the truth