You ate HOW many eggs?

>>41742697
All of them

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You want me to break your legs for $100,000 to gain 3 inches of height?

>tfw gonna have 4 eggs for dinner today

If you don't eat AT LEAST 10 eggs a day you're never gonna make it

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Anon, for the last time, how is two scoops ones scoop?

an entire bowl

>>41742945
Did you have to tell him what happened?

3, sir.

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GOMAD? Don't mind if I do hihihihiiii

>>41742970
fucking LOL

III

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>>41742914
>Anon, please explain more about this... what did you call it again, MEGA MILK? You're not seriously drinking that much EVERY DAY, are you?

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Your lifting for the day of the rope? What happens on the day of the rope anon?

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>you look at pictures of fat women in the ridiculous belief that it will increase your levels of testosterone?

>>41742697

All of them. I ate all of the eggs.

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>You OHP in the squat rack?

Should I eat the yolk? Is too much of it bad for you? I eat 10 eggs a day.

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>>41742697
>just ate 6 eggs

fight me doc

>>41743063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Ey1ch2Koc
TLDW: yolk contains most of the fat and only 30% of the protein.

>>41743080
and 100% of the flavor

>>41743056
What's wrong with that?

>>41743088
>eating for flavour
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

>>41743080
Is it the type of fat that's going to clog my arteries tho

>>41743097
180mg of cholesterol in the yolk if i remember correctly.

>>41743103
FUCK. Isnt the daily rec 300mg? I've been wrecking my arteries for months then.

>>41743120
Yeah, egg yolks are the devil in disguise

>>41743007
>tfw no busty gf to megamilk for me

>>41743056
Do power racks exist in /fit/'s universe, or is it all pure squat racks and smith machines?

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This "Gains Goblin" did it huh?

>>41742970
Probably the best one here

>>41742970
god fucking dammit

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>>41743154
There is one power rack in my gym, and it's usually occupied by either me or some pretty bro tier mexican dude.

>mfw trying to trade off sets with each other
>mfw he's over a foot shorter than me

>>41743103
Egg yolk cholesterol is fine desu

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Mark ripped a toe? Get him in here, quick!

>>41743192
>tfw worked in with a guy on the power rack
>he was squatting
>i was OHP behind him

No homo tho

>>41743193
How does this make sense? There's no such thing as good or bad cholesterol.

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>>41743038
I-IM NATTY FOR LIFE OK?

>>41742880
Underrated.

Doc you dont understand.

You have to eat all the eggs!

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>>41743207

>>41743207
Kek

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>>41742697
this is the greatest /fit/ meme of all time

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>>41742697
>"You've been tugging on your penis in the shower everyday for how long?"

>>41742937
4 scoops 3 times a day nigga

>>41743007
>not madmilk

One job anon

>>41742697
Before my workout I drank a protein shake (30 grams of protein), and after the workout I had another protein shake (30 grams of protein), five eggs (30 grams of protein) and a burger (38 grams of protein).

>>41742970
lmao

>Eggs are bad for you
2017 and people still believe this shit. Thanks jews.

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>Sir, for the last time, my name is Dr.Ashish, not ''Pajeet''

>>41744890
POO IN LOO
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>>41742970
Lost
Who the fuck even takes these pictures

>>41743022
America becomes racially cleansed

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You say you're... bulking?

>>41745306
fuck I have a doctors appointment on Tuesday, should I not say this?

>>41743192
That quote really puts shit into perspective :/

>>41745372
i would assume not using terms would be preferable and instead say something like ''I'm trying to put on more mass/muscle''

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>Now, you say you've been avoiding cardiovascular exercise because it... 'kills your gains'?

>>41742697
48 each morning... to help me get large

>>41745726
>At least 2 weeks
Lmao always gets me.

>>41742911
I would totally do this.

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>>41742697
>a falcon killed muh chickuns the other day
>no eggs for gainz
>no clucky sounds and being followed around for cornbread crumbs

>>41745726
i haven't seen that nigger in forever. is he finally kill?

>>41743207
My sides

>>41745917
then /fit/ has influenced you way too much

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>>41743283
Yes there is????? Do you know even the first thing about cholesterol? Not to mention dietary cholesterol has no relation to your cholesterol levels. It's produced by your body. Holy fuck what happened to this board?

>>41742970
Oh man top lel

>>41743207
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]

>>41742970
Heh

>>41743207
LOL

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>>41742697
>mfw nobody here knows Cool Hand Luke

>>41742697
3, per day, for the past year. Yes.

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>>41742697

> I'm sorry, you are not going to make it, Brad

>>41742970
Fuckin kek

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>>41746769

>>41746737
thats a classic failure to communicate right there

6 per day since i was like 10.
Im 26 now and have perfect arteries and blood work. fuck off doc

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>>41743207
made my night

>>41746737
My boy says he can eat 50 eggs.

>>41743283
>There's no such thing as good or bad cholesterol.
>What is HDL?
>What is LDL?
>What is nutrition?

Maybe you should read a bit more and open your mouth a bit less.

>>41742970
Fucking top kek

>>41743478
M A D M I L K
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>>41747000
None of them are cholesterol , they're protein who are used to transport cholesterol & fatty acids .

It would be like saying a bus is an human .

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>>41747264
are you just pretending to be retarded or are you the real deal

>>41743080
yolk tastes like shit

>>41742975
>>41743181
>>41743189
>>41745089
>>41746436
>>41746685
>>41746780
>>41747075
fucking underage reddit tourists

>>41742697
Zero because I'm vegan

>>41747341
S U M M E R
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>>41747341
>laughs at funny joke
>enjoys /fit/ posts
>Must be a summer fag!!!!

>>41742914

It's 11am and I had 4 eggs in my pancakes and then a hard boiled egg as a snack

>>41747381
I found that joke funny back in 1895

>>41742697
0, because im a healthy vegan

>>41747341
this.

>>41747341
>nofunallowed.jpg

>>41747450
no, ur an underage fag stfu

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>>41742880

>>41747399
I think you mean 1598
>had to pick all vehicles in the captcha for this post

>>41746041
maybe he reads baki the grappler.

36 eggs

>>41746737
We know it, it just sucks

36 eggs a day for the last three years

>>41742697
when I make an omelet it's 5 or 6 eggs, but don't eat it every day because cooking sucks.

Fun fact: skellies get culture shocked that somebody can eat more than 2 eggs at once

>>41747868
>I eat a ton of food and never gain weight
>oh my god how can you eat 6 eggs at once?

Fuck off cunt, that's like less than half the calories I need to eat at each meal.

>>41747873
>that's like less than half the calories I need to eat at each meal.
I doubt you can even count calories but you can add bacon to it and other stuff, you fat fuck

>>41747881
6 eggs is like 470 calories you stupid cunt. I eat two meals a day. Shoot yourself in the face.

>>41747884
>I-I only eat two meals a day.
Nice damage control, retard.

An egg, especially if it's fried in oil is at least 100 cals you retard. An d again, you can add bacon, butter and a pound of cheese or whatever to it and make it whatever you need.

>>41747898
lol where do you get bacon or cheese, that's fucked up bitch.

someone get stuck at 1pl8 ohp? don't even respond if your wilks is below 400

>>41747884
>>41747881
>>41747873
You're both morons.

Firstly:
>>41747884
>>41747873

>2 meals a day
>470 kcal being less than half is somehow impressive

Boo hoo, faggot, I eat 4k a day over 3 meals, your 6 eggs are like a third of the total calories I need. There are people who eat more. Get a grip you deluded sperglord. My god. Also, I don't even know how you were reading some sort of aggression into the fucking post you quoted you gigantic fucking mongoloid retard.

Secondly:

>>41747881
>>41747868
>cooking sucks

Its literally a fucking omelette your lazy piece of shit. It takes about half a minute, if that.

>>41747903
When you fry your eggs it's easy to fry other things like bacon and melt some cheese and butter on your eggs. Fucking learn to cook.

>muh e-penis lifts
My OHP is not weak.

>>41747912
you're the retarded amerifat who puts cheese on eggs.

lol

>>41747264
No, you are thinking of apo-proteins, they transport the cholesterols LDL and HDL, LDL is bad in high concentrations, while HDL is very good

>>41747917
I'm not fat, I eat fat instead of carbs. But I know that modern science hasn't reached your shithole yet.

>>41742697
0

Why are doctors so fucking retarted?

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Any /fit/ eat over easy eggs on spaghetti? It is amazing!

>>41747917
idk or care what either of you is arguing but you should seriously kys if you think scrambled eggs aren't massively improved by cheese

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>>41742697