Planet Fitness Ads

>>41740723
>lunk alarm on yoga

lmao, the fuck are you allowed to do there?

>>41740723
These ads are fucking hilarious. Also the OP pic has some lesbian action going on over at the right side.

I jacked off about 15 minutes straight the second time i saw this ad.
The girls look like theyd all want my cock and would let me cum in them and suck me off and then never talk to me again
The girl sitting comes off as the "sex once a month for 15 minutes is enough for me" kind.

>>41740723
Gets scared and pussies out of putting hard work in @ the gym. Goes to planet fitness. Waaaaaa.

>>41740723
Are these made by competitors?
>We don't do the engaging stuff here
>People who are proud of their achievements don't go here
>No cute girls

>>41740723
the death fight gym look awesome

>>41740723
These are fuckin' funny. They should do a martial arts one and get some ultra heavyweight to do huge takedowns. I wish I could make a living selling people snake oil while I run off and make gains.

Gymtimidation is definitely a real feeling, but the cause of it is totally an illusion. There's a certain social pressure that goes on when you're going through a work out, but it's not like anybody is actually sizing you up or keeping track of you. People will notice if your form puts you in obvious danger and SOMETIMES talk to you if that's the case. The only other time that a stranger would talk to you after that is to solicit advice or admire a big lift. Being in a gym doesn't intimidate me any more than sitting on a bus or walking down a crowded street.

>>41740766
Kek

>>41740723
In the first gym, it looks like the big guys were inviting the little guy to join in, why is that bad?
Half of these gyms look awesome

>you will never be soooo hot

>>41740925
>he can walk down a crowded street comfortably
LMAO get a load of this guy. Don't try to lure this in with people feeling guilty about being weak fat lazy bitches and projecting it onto others.
>I bet he judges me for being overweight. He probably thinks man what a fatass. I bet he knows I fucked up my diet again yesterday and talks to all his friends about the fat guy at the gym trying to lose weight and improve himself.

Seriously fuck off you apologist cuckold

>>41740965
Who hurt you, anon

>>41740723
No one ever comes up to me in the locker room and brushes my hair. What gives?

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>>41740723
>that gym at 2:58
sign me the fuck up

>>41740978
I don't know man. Kind of got carried away. Sorry.

lol the deathmatch one was hilarious.

Also, feeling intimidated at the gym totally is a thing, but the solution isn't to find a gym that works to limit it. We face adversity to overcome it and better ourselves! I'm terrified a lot of the time at the gym and hate going, but it's supposed to get easier in time and stuff. Right?

>>41740965
Reading comprehension you triple nigger. Being in a gym isn't WORSE than walking down a crowded street.

Don't forget that they hired those big people to participate in the commercials. They probably thought it was funny too. The guy @0:59 probably had to do multiple takes because he and the woman were laughing. Look at the cuts and how they both are trying to keep a straight face.

Why don't you fuck off with your special snowflake fantasy where everybody understands what it takes to be a big guy 4 u?

>>41741049
wat

>Hulk out with your bulk out
I actually liked this.

You know whats funny, there are more of those "fit" girls at the planet fitness near me than there are at the LA fitness

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>>41741039

I remember feeling super self conscious when I first started lifting about 15 months ago.

Now I usually catch girls (and sometimes dudes) 'mirin when I lift since my best features are my shoulders and calves. Feels pretty good man.

>>41740723
These are actually pretty funny.

Also, really the Planet Fitness brand is so fucking good. Get the people who don't go to gyms (majority), lose the "real" gym goers, and get them on a cheap montly fee knowing that for the two years they have their membership they'll only go twice.

>>41741112
Only betas go there so they don't have to worry about aggressive high test dudes eye raping them, because none of them are going anywhere near PF.

>>41741160
>aggressive high test dudes eye raping them
>worry

>>41740723
these commercials are pretty funny, but it seems like they based their entire business idea on nonexistent problems. It seems like the only people this would work on would have avoidant personality disorder.

>>41740723
I can't explain it perfectly, but it is uncomfortable for me to see really skinny women with washboard abs in a sports bra in public. It's a mixture of admiration, intimidation and almost never seeing a woman's bare abdomen in public (I'm a ruralfag). I remember going to Tulane some years ago, where most students are from out of state, and there were tons of students just hanging out in the courtyard in bikini tops, I was literally in culture shock.

>>41740723
>DMITRY gets PAID for being HUGE and INTIMIDATING while YOU dream about being some TWINK CHAD

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>>41740723
>play off of peoples fears and insecurities
>give them a place to slack off and pretend to exercise
>feed them pizza to keep them there
>they feel good while accomplishing nothing
brilliant marketing desu

>>41740814
lmao my point exactly, their commercials aren't exactly doing them any favours, that one ad with Eddie Hall, who woudn't want to go to that gym
>we're not a gym
damn right you aren't

>>41740723
that's literally how women are though

>>41740723
>feed into people's vanity
Instead of asking of help from successful planet fitness encourages them to stay away from them.
Just fucking stupid because I'm sure they would have helped a newbie out.

>>41741484
Meanwhile, in male world

>see man with better body
>get discouraged at first but that soon passes
>resolve to work harder
>go home and seethe until your next session because you want to get that fucking body

>>41740723
I would totally go to some of those gyms, if they actually existed.

>>41741599
women are pathetic thats why they have all those live laugh love, your beutiful things around their homes. They have terrible self esteem

>>41741599
>other men's beauty inspires men to work harder

That's a sick meme, but there's just too many fat as fatasses for it to make sense offline.

>>41741599
Hey I don't hate on women for looking better but I can't help how my female brain works. I did say I admire them. Even I hate the types that go on a HAES tirade in response to a photo of a slim woman with big tits. Because I'm not a coddled white woman.

>>41741039
Well, if you're a vegan trap then... no never.

>>41740723
>Not allowed to work out properly
>Spacious locker room
I feel like planet fitness is less of a gym than it is a place for old guys to hang out in the locker room naked

>>41740723
>We're not a gym, we're Planet Fitness
They say it themselves, it's their fucking slogan.
Anyone with three brain cells will understand why you'll achieve nothing in there, all it's doing is filtering the betas.

>>41740723
btw these girls lack a lot of ass for being "gym hotties"

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>>41741599
>>41741673
it may have been true decades ago but thanks to feminism that feeling is dying off

>>41740723
don't watch those commercials they will lower your test

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>>41740832
Kek... I actually rewinded to that point, just to see it again in all it´s glory.

How do I subscribe?

>>41740723
that second one with the screaming personal trainer was actually pretty funny
but yeah pizza fitness is a fucking disgrace, definitely just one step above having no place to work out at all

>>41740832
Ikr

>Gets to exercise with Eddie Hall.
>Somehow complains.

Elite level power lifters are the epitome of "We're all gonna make it".
They're all willing to help anyone who's willing to try.

>>41740723
>be mediocre
>it's okay

Are there other companies that outwardly encourage people to be shit?

>>41740723
Anyone here has the Fitness Ads Porn where girls train on Fitness ball and there is like a dildo near them?

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>>41742454
How do we get the human race motivated again?

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>>41740723
PF founder = brilliant
appeal to all the people who buy membership and never go
might as well charge $100 every time someone walks in the door

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>>41741128
>only been lifting 4 weeks
>tfw already get stares when I load up the power rack because i go to a normie health club where wageslaves like myself go during lunch

Honestly the only person I've seen doing heavier than me with squats was doing 2 pl8 and i'm on 70kg.

I've seen a couple of guys go heavier on diddly but they ALL use the side grip bar, whatever that's called.

>someone goes to use the smith machine for bench press because the free press is taken
>feel bad about just using the power rack for fucking barbell rows (no one wanted it at the time)
>ask if he'd prefer to use the rack
>"haha nah man, you need it, you're using proper weights!"
>mfw its only 45kg including bar

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>>41742624
Memes.

i finally searched lunk alarm on yt and apparently its real. ffs i thought it was just memes and shit for 2 fucking years

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>>41740723
>tfw no death matches at your gym
Why even live?

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>>41742624
unironically? nuclear holocaust

>>41742789
>wanting to be placed in the manlet pit
just be glad you're over 6 feet tall and join a martial arts like a normal person. although most of those are just bigger manlet pits

>>41740723
>we're not a gym

They got that part right.

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>>41740723
>>41740832

That Kerry bitch is like an embodiment of everything I try to avoid in women

>>41740723

>planet fitness

Their entire business model is based on (and publicized by) the Biggest Loser. I'd like to follow the shekels on that one.

>fatties welcome
>once you get /fit/ you graduate to a new gym lest you intimidate the others
>sells fruit shakes with god knows what added to keep your blood sugar sufficiently high

Just like any other gym, it oversells its memberships but at an even higher rate because they know fatties just aren't going to use the services more than a few times. That's why you're roped into a long-term contract.

Those ads are ridiculous. At my boxing club, the guys have big muscles and tattoos and they are a very good example to follow because they are nice to everyone. An example to follow.

As for the big guy shouting in my ears, that would be the coach and it's his job. My coach does his job very well and that's why I come back.

These commercials are unironically pretty funny, I don't see what the problem is here.

>>41740723
this video gave me full blown aids

>>41741540
Wait.
They get free pizza at Planet Fitness?
(This is not a bad business plan. Open a gym designed for fatties, market towards fatties, and charge them $20 A month. Free pizza every Friday. They'll never unjoin.)

>>41740723
In the third clip, you can see how hard the girl is trying not to laugh. It's pretty funny.

>GYMTIMIDATION

My SJW-senses are absolutely tingeling. That word sound exactly like something a feminist or [insert any other sjw-group here] would say, when her fee-fees are hurt.

Triggered!

>>41742699
I don't understand this. I go to the YMCA, and in my location they are actually fairly swanky and filled with normies and lunch workout people. Plenty of shredded people doing proper squats, dead lifts and soccer mom's on treadmills. No one is intimidating anyone, and yet real workouts are taking place.

>>41743194
I agree they're not terrible. Some of them do have valid points like shitty managers and owners trying to swindle you out of your money with shitty packages and contracts that force you into paying more. But it gives the impression that being athletic and good-looking is unrealistic and something to not aspire to be. It's painting being dedicated to working out as a bad thing, dehumanizes people who enjoy working out, vilifies exercise, and gives the gym a bad name.

>>41740925
>People will notice if your form puts you in obvious danger and SOMETIMES talk to you if that's the case

Damn right, if your form puts you at risk someone should go and talk to you. That's why we work out in a gym, to share our experience and learn from another.

This is a good thing. If you encourage people to put on blindfolds and not try anything challenging ever, there will be no progress and we just go further and further into social isolation. I'm glad there's knowledgeable people around when i work out, sometimes watching me. I've solicited help and advice from others quite a bit over the years, and as a result have grown.

>>41740925
>There's a certain social pressure that goes on when you're going through a work out
faggot

>>41743271
I think it was your boyfriend when he blew his load up your ass

>>41742796
This is a viable solution to all of our current problems. Leave a pocket of humanity, maybe 1 or 2 million strong alive in some corner of the world, turn the rest into glass and things will sort itself out.

I'm for it.

>>41743512
I saw a guy really rounding his back, like extremely rounding it, when dead lifting. He was using massive, and can lift more than I, but I really wanted to approach him.

I didn't, and I haven't seen him since.

>>41743559
Maybe he moved to snap city

>>41740723
you know what's funny at 0:52 that girl from planet nigger is higher test than the hungry skeletons that were supposed to be "hotties"

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good, ugly people should be segregated

>>41740723
2:58
how the fuck is this bad? this is the best gym i've ever seen
>no gay ass bullshit
>gym bros motivationg you by trying to kill you
>simple and effective look
I'd pay to go there

>>41740723
>gymtimidation
gets me every time

>>41740723
This shit is annoying, they are stereotyping and being negative towards another brand like theirs is superior in some way, people judge even at planet finess ,what makes them think it matters if someone judges you?

>>41740832
This. I would love to work out there. Actual powerlifting equipment and environment? Martial Arts equipment? Sign me the fuck up.

>>41740723
>Magnus
Holy fuck my sides that was pretty good

Because 10$ a month is really easy to ignore when you never use the gym.

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>>41740723
>tfw no bros to hulk out with your bulk out

One of these opened near my house, and I decided to check it out to see if it's as bad as the memes say it is.

It's fucking worse. Way worse.

>>41740766
Eat pizza and walk on treadmill.

>>41742586
That's Robert Oberst

>>41742668
They also do the "no down payment" or "free for 2 months" deals early in the year, and then slap an annual fee that costs 50 bucks a month or two later. Truly devious.

>>41740723
nothing wrong, I can see how it can be intimidating for some, and I'm glad someone is catering to them

>>41740723
Seems like they bully confident people out of imaginary beta fear

>>41746014
Nah, man. That was Roger Estep

wtf is a lunk

>>41746250
Someone who makes fatties feel bad

>>41740723
Yes. The marketing campaign is "Come to our gym where no one looks good, so you won't feel bad".

>>41740723
>Fight to the death with Dimitri
>Shows up in the next scene at Planet Fitness
Holy shit, she killed Dimitri

I don't even know what to feel about PF.. where I live it's gym membership there or at our local ymca and pf costs very little, but I can't even check my fucking weight cause they don't carry a scale.. there isn't many gym bros besides a small few I catch from time to time at late night.

>>41740723
Is Dimitri natty?

>>41740723
Yo, how can I join the fight gym at 3:19?

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Dimitri looks like a total bro! We need more Dimitri in my gymn!

>>41740723
Let's be honest. For 14 bucks (including yearly fee) a month it's what you except.

>>41740723
>we're not a gym!
so it's a social club for lazy people?

>>41740723
>you can workout HOWEVER YOU WANT and without judgemnt.
>well unless you are trying hard , in that case we'll kick you out while making a big scene of it and only after calling you names

>>41740723
I love these ads because of just how pathetic they are.

>>41747995
Move to a country which used to be called the Soviet union at one point... or the furthest north you can go in Scandinavia. Or Iceland.

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>>41748178
>country which used to be called the Soviet union
Now that you are saying it. He looks a little like Zangief.

>>41748242
Exactly. That was my first reaction upon seeing this commercial. I want Dimitri to train me.

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>>41740723
>theres absolutely no fights to the death

so why the fuck would you even go there?

who the fuck is Jim?

>>41741157
It also helps that the people who sign up will never complain or demand improvements.

>>41746738
Of course. Her speed was superior

>>41742586
Eddie hall isn't a powerlifter

>>41740723
disgusting

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>Walking on a Treadmill

10 dollar well spent...i guess

>>41740723
>keep pull up bar in front of bathroom
>everytime I want to piss I have to do pull ups first
>tfw 5:00

>>41740723
That toilet key idea is genius

>>41743435
>They get free pizza at Planet Fitness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-KgxuFv-0g

>>41740723
how are they even describing their "why i don't like gyms" stories?

>i went to the gym and I had to tyre push a tractor tyre to the bathroom
>there were attractive women in the locker room
>i went on the voice activated treadmill and it automatically went to a high setting and i couldn't get off it!
>some guys pose in the mirrors!

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these really are the people i'd go to for fitness advice!

>>41740723
Is this place even real? I have my reasons to think it's just an elavorate prank. I mean, how can you base a whole institution in such a cringy ideology?

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>>41740723

>Well, we're not a gym


Damn right you're not.

>>41751205
>This is the guy who keeps making manlet threads.

>>41740723
Am I the only one who really wants to go to the Swedish steel and concrete death battle powerlifting gym?

>>41751205
>guy who makes manlets threads
>guy who makes "how do i lose weight" threads
I don't get it why /fit/ hates planet fitness, they're perfect to work there

>>41740723
HAHAHA, is this a parody or does this company really hate itself?

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>>41743435
Did you even watch the video. It clearly said it is just 10$ a month.

In one of those fucking clips there's actually a chick in the background walking on the treadmill in a cardigan and dress.

>>41741540
>10$ + free dirty bulk
planet fitness confirmed for /ourgym/

>>41752248
>/ourgym/
>no squat racks
pick one

>>41741160
you can only pay with a check or cash to i think u cant use a credit card

>>41740965
Wtf is wrong with you asshole?

>>41741728
You absolutely can help how you think.

>>41741015
You need to be locked away you fat piece of crap.

>>41740723
they're pretty funny. I'd like to be a lunk in one of their ads.

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>>41740723
>we're not a gym
>we're a gym

>>41752300
>>no squat racks
wait what? Do they have free weights and benches or just machines?

>>41752658
machines, dumbbells and some barbells with fixed weights

>>41740723
>We're not a gym

at least they arent lying

>>41752658
Only machines and dumbbells that go up to 90lbs. No squat racks and no barbells, but multiple smith machines. Don't think I've seen pull up bars either.

>>41749271
no, he tripped on the bouncy ball and smashed his head on the bent weights

>first time in a gym
>don't know shit
>afraid they're going to laugh at me
>they're all going to laugh at me
>start working out
>everyone lifting hard, looking at themselves in the mirror
>their form is perfect
>almost everyone is wearing headphones
>not one person watching me

Is it possible people go to the gym to improve themselves instead of to judge jackasses like me?

>>41740723
>hot girls.
These girls don't need a gym to look like that. That's natural. I've been to a lot of fitness centers. Nothing but fatties, old broads and gay men lifting weights. I stopped going.

>GYMtimidation

doesn't exist.

People who have been going to a gym for longer than a week know this. It's only real if you set out to look for people in the gym who intimidate you.

>>41740723
Where do I find these cool ass gyms these fags are all running away from?

>>41740832
Came here to ask how to sign up

>>41741006
it would have been funny if they got up there and the big was just like "hi i understand you are new here and want to help you with your routine"

>>41746231
underrated

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>>41740723
>pukerella

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>>41740723
>pukerella
>just starts barking at her after that
lost

>>41753128
Yeah. At first I was paranoid. Then i realised no one fucking cares. Now even getting nude in the locker room doesn't bother me as much. I had some weird thing about myself being naked in public for some reason; not ashamed of my body, i'd gladly walk around in underwear, but dinguses should remain private.

Anyway, I wrap a towell around myself before stripping my shorts and underwear off, but the other day i just stripped without even thinking.

>>41754161
did we have same thought >>41754127
at the same time or are you just a copyfag desu?

>>41754249
holy shit I wasn't even thinking about that kek. sorry anon

>>41754191
people will look more the better body you get, thats the secret