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>>41739620
i have to move on average probably 2x a year for work, and i end up switching gyms because of it about 1x a year, sometimes 2.
>month or two before move, power bulk
>put on as much fat as possible
>first day at new gym, put on my best doughboy clothing, slouch like hell, and use shit form on all compounds with just the bar
>if anyone asks, play autist fatty (not even hard, i used to be an autistic fatass and now i'm just autistic) who has no idea what he's doing
>make it a point to "accidentally" ask the douchiest chadbro in the gym for advice
>proceed to build back up quickly while dieting like fuck
>within 2 months i'm back where i was strength wise, almost back in bf%
>walk into gym monday evening, hopefully run into chadbros
>change into tank top and shorts, usually at 12-13% at this point
>"hey dude, thanks for the advice. i did some of what you told me to do, just after i finished my starting strength workout. i'm thinking of getting into some bodybuilding now that i'm past my noob gains, can i work in with you?"
>proceed to rep his fucking max for 8-10
>silently chuckle to myself as all the alfalfas kinda sit in silence and try to work out when i'm not looking
feels good desu. i usually end up breaking character and telling them my schtick after a few months, and i can sometimes get some people to drop the bro shit and ego lifting.
>mfw i help a dude become more humble and stronger
>mfw i'm contributing to quality gym environments

>>41740581
>mfw youre also a weird dude who takes an old /fithumor/ story and tries to put his own spin on it and gets called out

>>41740581
No you didn't, you read that greentext about that guy doing that for NY
Fuck off you attention craving cunt.

>>41740581
Why do you have to lie? This wasnt even funny.

>>41739620
Constantly relapse on cigarettes and drink copious amounts of alcohol.

I hate myself ironically because it's the hip thing to do.