Reasons you lift

Please use the correct board
>>>/pol/ - Larping and escapism

>>41731641
Get this infidel out of here!
You don't know my life man, I just shield bashed a Muslim to pieces last night don't question me what even are your lifts?!

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>>41731787

>>41731350
>there will never be art of this princess get taken by the mob

>>41731787
incline dumbbell curl: 6kg
one arm rope tricep pushdowns: 12kg
bosu ball press ups: 6 reps

>>41731805
>He isn't instigating the Next Crusade via race crime and vigilante violence
For serious though, don't talk shit about "escapism" when at any given time there are 3 steroid generals, 4 threads about pretending you were mired, and 2 threads answering questions the sticky covers; this board is a bunch of fake ass whiny bitches. Excuuuuuse me princess, for trying to get some test flowing.

>>41731823
>There will never be art of the Knight getting a blowie on a mountain of dead peasant corpses
Also jbtw, they are obviously celebrating her; alpha knight doesn't care and hoards her to himself

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>>41731350
A simpler time of battle brothers and honor
Nah jk you die of mud aids at age 21 cause you fell down on a cut, still want to live during that time though; better than living 80 years of trans peers and mlp porn

>>41731350

I prefer to train in guns and tactics if I want to defend someone. You know, it helps if you want to defend against people with guns.

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>>41731828
>No X reps of Prayer and Worship
I will save you from yourself heathen!

>>41731930
>Implying a shield can't be outfitted to be bulletproof as fuck
>Implying crossbows don't exist
Nice try, science bitch.

>>41731350
M'lady

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>>41731846
>Excuuuuuse me princess, for trying to get some test flowing
You don't get test from pretending you can fight you fat cunt. Why don't you just go back to playing video games and studying for grade school.

Wtf this thread is obviously like 90% one guy
>I'm that guy too

>>41731968
Dude you literally just came from pretending to be a women in that other thread, get the fuck out

>>41731966
M'lord.

>>41731993
???

>>41731968
How do you "pretend" to fight? If you throw a punch you are fighting, sounds like a nu-male who literally doesn't believe in fighting baka

>>41732011
Prove it wasn't you.
That's what I thought twink, don't talk to me or my God again.

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>>41731350
I lift for mai waifu

>>41731350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzeiM3sR9TE

>>41732037
You're in for it now bub.

>>41732022
>"How do you "pretend" to fight?"
>pretending you can fight
Two different things kid.
>if I flail around I'm still fighting

>>41731787
Christlarping is the only thing cringier than kekistan larping

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>>41732068
Have at ye, you can be one of the 72 butt virgins for your religion!

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>>41732092
*islamic screeching*

>>41732084
Don't call me kid, boy.

>>41732042
I'd rape her.

>>41731350
So my dad stops beating me.

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>>41732157
Too late. What are you gonna do about it?

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I lift for Swift

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>>41731350

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>>41731945
Would you say you do
Crossfit?

>>41731350

>Man who's fallen prey to "what women want" protects some whore from the scorn and social stigma she's earned
>He keeps her clean for Chad
>Social conditioning has made the man willing to act in this manner for free

This picture infuriates me.

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Just DMed a real cutie,

Hope she doesn't turn out to be a THOT like my ex who also was cute.

I hope i don't get hurt again

>>41731350
I lift for our cause:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKwz8sBAfIc

I'm just an out of shape loser looking to just be a loser

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>>41731350
kys christcuck

>>41732084
Yes, you're still fighting. You don't have to be a skilled fighter to fight in the same way that you don't need to be a skilled driver to grab a wheel and step on the gas.

>>41731641
>posts a picture of a crusader protecting the poor minority elf from the hateful mob
>gets triggered
fucking racist

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For the blood god

>>41731868
They definitely aren't celebrating her, her eyes are cast down and the crowd has their fists in the air and are throwing things at her, which is why the knight is raising his shield to block the things in the air.

that cunt of a princess did something bad enough to piss off the entire city

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Get these wanna be Crusaders and saviors of Europe out of this thread, board, and site. Bet you all cross the street when you see a Muslim walking towards you.

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>>41734220

Get off my continent.

>>41731350
At first it was girls and to be able to defend myself at bars if shit got squirrley.

Now it's to reclaim what was once mine

>>41734179
maybe her relatives were accused of conspiring with the muslims

she looks so innocent and protectible, for all we know that chad night is actually a creepy indian stalker

>>41733802
I never knew that was a picture of a filthy knife-eared whore.

>>41734179
she levied a tax on whey

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>>41731350
Because I want to be the greatest archer in the world.

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>>41734220
Esselamu Aleykum brother. InsaAllah we will be teach these infidels how to worship properly to the all mighty Allah and then they will know one true jihad instead of burning villages.

Good to see the struggle goes well brothers, the promised land awaits!

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>>41734220
>>41734377
>islam
the last refuge of masculinity

I just wanna punch Nazis tbqh

My grandpa didn't lose his right leg in the Ardennes for these jabroni fuckboys to organize, plot, and recruit for ethnic cleansing

>>41732611
We believe in you, bruh. And if things don't work out, we'll be here to listen and help however we can.

>>41731350
The only time of the day I don't feel overwhelming self hatred.

>>41734816
>lost his leg
>pretty much lost the war
Your grandfather was as worthless as you are

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>>41731350
>Why do I lift? Well for myself of course.

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>>41731350
>that pic

>>41731350
I started going because I was skinny, 155 at 6'3, and I thought I'd look hilarious if I got jacked.

Now I lift because I found it was alleviating my anxiety and depression.

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I lift for the queen, Taylor Swift.

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I lift for her. You know who I'm talking about: Her. We all do.

What's her name, /fit/?

It helps with the depression

>>41736178
maybe u deepresed bcoz u dont have any SWAG

>>41735493
>>41735626
>>41736178
my boys

>>41735776
>We all do.
Speak for yourself, and then stop being pathetic

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>>41731350
To become the humongous and stop people from hoarding gasoline in the wasteland by simply telling them to stop all this violence and walk away. Pretty much looking to broker a peace treaty.

>tfw they don't listen

>>41735743
Correct answer.

>>41733663
This.

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>>41731350

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>>41731350
Oh boy, the easiest question I was ever asked.

>>41732042
Good lad.

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>>41735776
>Her
She started dating my manlet dyel roommate. You have to lift for yourself, my dude.

>>41734782
I can appreciate their fondness of horses and their interesting weapons, but idolizing a culture and religion that is based on wanton barbarism as the "last refuge of masculinity" is completely foolish. People often confuse masculinity with strength. Masculinity is about strength in a righteous context. DEUS VULT

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>>41736354
this

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>>41734377
>Esselamu

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>>41731350
anyone else triggers he is not holding the shield handle in his fist?

>>41732088
this

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To serve our new ayylium overlords of course

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>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who would rather jerk off to pokemon porn and vote for Trump than fight and die in a time men and heroes
We have to go back

>>41734782
I've spent enough time with Moslems to understand that what they have is machismo, not masculinity.

Some of the mountain dwellers and herdsmen come close, but they still fall short.

>>41731350

Religion is the blue pill to beat all blue pills. Enjoy your slave morality, self-imposed shame for your earthly appetites, and childish incapacity to accept death.

Lift to be strong and attractive rather than a weak/fat detestable piece of shit.

>>41736462
Strength is the only righteousness christcuck. The sooner you fags figure that out the sooner you will remove kebab

>>41732037
Spectating this was hilarious, you're killing it anon

God's grace upon thee

>>41736178
>>41735626
>>41735493
Therapeutic lifting is 10/10

>>41734220
>Bet you all cross the street when you see a Muslim walking towards you
Of course i do. They are cunts.

>>41732485
Spend less time on r9k dyel boi

>>41731350
it keeps me energised and happy

>Deus Gevalt
Rabbi pls go and how about you start fighting your wars by yourself without the white mans help.

>>41733761
jsut off the top of my head, the majority of those occured because all of the military arms of christendom got booted out of jerusalem, and the pope, among many other important heads cucked out and literally had to stop to pay the jews back for everything they borrowed to fight the damn wars.

So most of the knightly orders (most notable the teutonic knights) kind of looked around and went "....well fuck...now what" and just went to down murdering the shit out of European pagans (as well as people they "assumed" were pagans

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lol when will you white cucks realize that us POC are taking over the world?

>Blacks are stealing all the white women
>Mexicans are stealing all the minimum wage jobs
>Pajeets and Changs are stealing all the STEM jobs


And now Muhammad is fucking and killing all the white people and you eurocucks are just letting it happen.


lol fucking pathetic.

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>lifting for some pussy shit jew god
>not lifting for the glory of your ancestors

OLD GODS BEST GODS

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>>41731350
I lift for my waifu and for my health
I like watching myself grow thinner and more powerful slowly and I'm sure she'll like the end results

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>>41736780
I love me some spicy chicken

>>41733792
>you don't need to be a skilled driver to grab a wheel and step on the gas
You take a driving class in high school then you do the student driving program over the course of a year. It's not that they didn't receive training it's just that they don't care. So a year or two of training to something compared to just flailing your arms. Your analogy is shit, but your point of fighting is right. I miss worded what I meant, but it was still obvious that when I said "pretend you can fight" I was talking about the ability to fight well.
You fucking autist.

>>41734816
Edgy

>>41736501
Caska is shit I hope she dies

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>>41734220
>>41734377
>>41734782
My brothers.

>>41731787
Keep following the true path brother
Islam will be crushed

>>41740362
I hope you die you impossible faggot

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Why are there so many degenerates in this thread?! Bring the cross, Titus!

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>>41731787
Go dues vult your anime waifus from muslims somewhere else!

>>41734782
>wants to throw away his countrys heritage, race, and culture just because another one is more masculine (aka more rapey and murdery)

literal cuckold, assuming youre white

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>>41734816
good on you, i found a video of one of your swole-left comrades

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>>41742377
>tfw you lift for your pony waifu

>>41734220
Every one of you wears a suicide vest, so yeah I try to get the fuck away before you decide it's a good time to snackbar yourself.

Why poltards have to shit every fucking board?

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>>41734252
Europe is not a continant sweetie

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>>41742631
>impling whites are a race
>impling most whites are not muslim already

>>41742716
plz be bait

>>41742716
Kek ffs anon how can a nigger be this stupid.

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for my waifu.

"A man who trains only his mind can be ruled by a stick."

>>41742773
>Muslim
>Race
wat

she doesn't look happy at all

>>41733761
>>41734377
>>41734220
>>41739274
>>41741405
Muslims will be lynched and burned at the stake for their crimes against the West.
CRUCEM SANCTAM SUBIIT!

>>41731350
>weak as fuck
>don't want to be a fat useless father if i do make it
>for my waifu

>>41731350
why does /pol/ always fuck with this autistic shit

I just want to be the most buff guy in the gym and listen to anime soundtracks on my loud af earbuds, so everyone can hear the Boku no Piko song or whatever, but do nothing about it

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>>41734344
underrated

To justify my narcissism.

>>41731350
Revenge

>>41731350
>Reasons you lift
I'm a loser with spare time who uses most of it to browse a mongolian basked weaving forum and watching anime. Might as well use some of it to improve my diet and physique and learn important skills like cooking and reading studies correcly also learning about nutrition, biomechanics, muscles, bones nerves and other stuff all around the human body. It's fascinating and autistic as fuck but I enjoy myself.

>>41743971
>>41742690
>I spend my time in fluffy abuse threads and obsessing with women don't like me so I pretend real life social issues dont exist.
Stay online you nerds

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>>41743957
>>41741454
Islam probably has more followers then Christianity right now they just don't want to let you know.

>>41731350
to put my penis inside of a wet vagina without having to pay for it

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Because no man will ever take me seriously and no woman will ever love me until I am strong.

>>41744982
you do realize mahommad just made up a fable about himself to help gather support to be a warlord and bang 9 year olds right?

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>>41731350

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>>41731350
>Lifting
>One of the most vain and prideful physical activity there is
>Deus Vulting when you're some fat american blob that doesn't even go to the church in the first place

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>>41747263
>Equating either an institutionalized corporation or a neighborhood redneck sideshow to worship of God

Damnant quod non intellegunt

>>41733802
>poor minority elf
>wears most expensive jewelry and clothes in the day
pick one
That is royalty, the people are righteously hating on a tyrant.

>>41732611
good luck m8

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>"Deus vult, brothers"

>worshiping a kike on a stick

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>>41732042
You're gonna make it.

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>>41731350
SERIOUS QUESTION for the Deus Vult guys.

What do you think of the guys on the Philippines (Super Catholic) that are actually fighting ISIS on their islands?

Are they cool or are they brown trash?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/621301/marawi-city-new-update-isis-marines-killed

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>>41747843
There are only the Glorious Christians and the Saracen mongrels

I want my abs to be fucking ribbed for when i get stabbed with a knife

>>41739274
Top kek barely any white women want anything to do with shitskins and within 40 years there will be no shitskins left in europe, they will all be fertilizer.

>>41734816
Lmao your grandpa was a jew pawn, sad tbqh

>>41745792
>he doesn't want to rule an empire and bang qt lolis

>>41748478
>coping this hard
Within 40 years pure whites will be a global minority boyo.

>>41748165
Hate to break it to you, but the future isn't black and white. It's grey. If not your kids (like any woman would fuck your nerdy ass, let alone have kids), then your grandkids or their kids are gonna bang a different race. The simple fact that mixed people even exist is all the proof you neesd to read the writing on the wall. The further we go through history, the smaller the world gets, thr more we interract with each other, the more we bang each other.

Overbearing, vicariously living parents like you? You make it happen faster. "Strict parents make sneaky daughters". An asian girl said this to me after she got done lying to her parents on the phone about where she was, before we continued fucking.

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>>41748548
>Within 40 years pure whites will be a global minority boyo.

Being this retarded, we already are, by far in fact.

Its not a problem though, 1 woke af white man is worth 10000 shitskins.

After the great awakening we will reclaim our birthright, boyo.

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>>41745792
Please tell us more, and this time try to provide some actual arguments.

>>41748674
>After the great awakening we will reclaim our birthright, boyo.
*cough*sweden*cough*germany*cough*america*cough*uk*cough*france*cough*

See you in 4 decades, sugarbabby.

>>41735776
>whats her name

Me, nigga.

Because I'm 6'4 with pretty good genetics but I let myself get fat and awkward, and I could be fuckin terrifying with some gains.

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>>41731641
>He doesn't know

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>>41748838
>Being this tall
>Needing this much food to bulk
>Needing to roid in order to escape lanklet mode
>""""good genetic"""
When will they learn?

>b-b-but muh sexual selection

>>41749276
Damn bro, that is some high level insecurity. All he did was post his height.

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>>41749311
Yeah i regreted this post the minute i posted it.

>>41748165

Behead those who insult Christianity, huh?

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>>41731641
/pol/ and /fit/ go hand in hand mate

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>>41731350
i don't know why i lift, some days i question it myself. maybe because it's easy? i only have to pay a small weekly fee and i have access to a bunch of equipment that can challenge my physique and help it grow.
when i first started it was mostly for girls, not gonna lie, but then it went on for aesthetics/strength but even then its not a "motivation". going to the gym has become a sort of routine for me.
currently i'm in a weird state of mind where i am not sad, but not happy either. a state of perpetual dissatisfaction, but not knowing what i can do to feel satisfied, so i lift. i follow steps to improve my life in general (reading, personal projects) in hopes that if i follow the said steps then it'll lead me to a path which points to something i'd feel motivated for. i guess in a way to pave the way to find a passion or something to just feel inspired for.

tl;dr - i lift so that hopefully i set a way that will let me find my passion. sorry for the diary-esque post