Gym Stories Thread

i really hope that sir will put manlet pits into next new year comic

>be 6'3"
>walk into gym
>slayer detector goes off
>gym owner comes to me and gratulates me for heightmogging the manlets and lanklets
feels good

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>shower goat is out for repairs
>have to use the 12 year old boy instead

>>41731629
>locker room goat was raped to death by refugees

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>5'8 manlet
>walk into gym wearing high heels with long dress pants covering them
>at plate dispenser
>it eats all my coins
>I kick the plate dispenser out of anger
>high heel comes flying off my foot
>manlet alarm goes off
>gym gestapo come and take me away to the manlet pit
>now have life sentence in the manlet pit

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>mfw the gym orangatang won't stop stop hogging the pull up bar

>>41731581
>be 6'3"
>walk into gym for the first time
>6'3" gym owner congratulates me on making it and attaining the perfect male physique
>asks me if i wanna drive his ferrari
>drive across the atlantic to monaco
>eiffel tower a princess

>>41731552
Sir doesn't give a fuck about us any more. I he did the last comic in one hour the 31st

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>>41730535
>be pajeet
>also manlet
>barred from gym by Height Police
>open shawarma shop right next door to gym
>attract more pajeets to area
>gradually Bin Liftins start to infiltrate normie Chad gym
>security can't get near, stench of curry and BO too strong
>even stronger in packs of Pajeets
>slowly Chads become minority in their own gym
>security disbanded
>manlet pit re purposed into shitting hole
>toilet stalls are now curl stalls/drinking fountains
>finally get a chance to go to gym
>bench 65lbs for 5x5

Many Keks. Thanks anons.

I love this place.

>>41731629
related?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3860168/Iraqi-refugee-raped-10-year-old-boy-Theresienbad-swimming-pool-sexual-emergency-conviction-overturned-Austrian-court-didn-t-prove-realised-boy-saying-no-incident-Austria-December-2015.html

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>Be 5'7"
>Walk into the gym
>Height detector goes off
>Get picked up and thrown into the pit of manelts
>Be assigned bishop of manlets and have to play with baby weights
>Manlet pit janitor snoozes off
>Go undetectable because of my size and steal his keys
>Leave the pit
>Immediately stepped on by 6' guy
>Go to manlet heaven
>No one shames you for wearing 3" lifts

>>41732190
>orangatang

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>go to gym
>drop plate on ground, slipped out of my fingers
>lunk alarm goes off
>oh boy there we go
>penalty of one AMBRRAP set
>they choose fattest of fat asses to sit on my face and take turns farting

>>41734231
good one

>be gym staff
>some fucking lanklet asks me to spot his 135 on the bench
>gets 5 reps on the first set, i tell him the last one was all him whereas the opposite is in fact true
>he starts his second set without tipping
>wait for him to hit 4 reps
>on the 5th rep instead of up i move the bar down
>count to 60 and try not to think of his lanklet family
>tell the gym cop he had information that could lead to hillary clinton's arrest
>never hear about it again

Remember to tip your spotters

Yesterday I saw a guy doing farmer's walks on a treadmill with a plate in each hand.
With straps.

>>41739729
Sounds good for trap gains

>>41739790
fucking in ass gives good trap gains

>>41741019
I tried that but the only ones interested in my butt are fatty neckbeards and dyels...