How do I stop being the office loser ugly loner beta faggot?

Exit your comfort zone and actually try to engage with people.

>>41717432

Give them kisses.

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>>41717432
If you've been the "office loser" for a long time now (upwards of a year) and haven't made any friends since then, this probably won't change, since everybody in the office knows you as the loner faggot and nothing else.

>>41717432
talk about shit you like and invite them

>>41717432
>>41717462
>If you've been the "office loser" for a long time now (upwards of a year) and haven't made any friends since then, this probably won't change, since everybody in the office knows you as the loner faggot and nothing else.
Time to resign and do a fresh start somewhere else.

>>41717432
I'm 29 and been this all my life. I joined the air force (not murrican) as my solution. WE'll see how it pans out. I'll either turn it around or put a bullet in my fucking temple

>normie hivemind

>pshhht, those mindless drones are barely even human, with their shallow chatter and empty pursuits
>WHY WON'T THEY BE FRIENDS WITH ME REEEEEEE

>>41717432
Just make small talk
>Hey how's it going?
>Did you hear about that thing in the news?
>Did you see the game last night?
>How's work been going lately?
Just talk about generic shit and it should naturally flow to other more interesting topics.

>>41717432
Lifting probably aggravates social isolation.

i picked up some hobbies other than vidya, now I'm gonna do online dating till I've been rejected by every 4/10 in a 20 mile radius. Fuck it, it's the year 2017; it's easy to find work in another city. You post Great Recession babies have no idea.

>>41717550
>Post great recession babies
Do you think there are 9 yr olds on /fit/ they'll be on /b/ you retard. You're probably 25 kiddo relax with the superiority complex

>>41717432
Become the hockey guy

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>>41717432
Have you tried cleaning your room?

>>41717836
this