FAT HATRED

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>>41712952

>decide to raise the table slightly. The motor reels in horror and the table makes a sound like wood splitting
>visible concern on both of our faces
>"Ok.. let's just turn over."
>A daunting task for a creature of her size
>she struggles.
>she struggles harder.
>[critical failure]
>I have to assist, pulling her arm like a tractor would pull a horse out of mud
>close enough. Now I tell her to move down so she's completely on the table.
>the jelly filling between her skull hears "move up so you're halfway off the table"
>I'm holding the sheet over her chest like a matador
>she moves up onto the face rest...
>it instantly snaps
>the bulls are released.
>two gargantuan tits come flying at me
>I ditch the draping procedures and immediately dash to hold up the beast like Atlas held up the world.
>her tits flopping about like rabid dogs while she battles gravity
>all of my time spent training legs flashed before my eyes as I managed to upheave this beast back into position
>my hands were shaking the rest of the massage

>it was the scariest moment of my career

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MFW nobody reads my oc...

I enjoyed

Gud

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what's the ratio of fatties to qt's that you massage.. couldn't pay me enough to touch those fucking hamplanets

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>>41712952
Why the fuck are morbidly obese people getting massages? Just WHY? What the fuck man how haven't you quit or killed yourself yet?

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Refuse the customer,OP.

>2002
>This person is dead now

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>>41713580
I get a fuckable client maybe once a month. Attractive girls usually prefer female therapists. Also I'm the pain/injury guy so most of my clients are bumbling boomers.

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>>41712952
How the fuck they let themselves go like that?!?

>>41713621

>refusing a client

You're only looking at the legal aspect of that. Yes legally I can refuse anyone. But I'll have to explain to my manager who is a wretched cunt why, and to the customers face, and in front of the cute front desk girls.

It's not that easy.

>>41713651
I don't understand how therapeutic/deep tissue massage is supposed to help some horrid beast with such a thick coating of visceral fat on every part of the body.

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>>41713681
fat people have interesting tension patterns. It generally pools at the focal points of weight distribution on their body. So knees and glutes are absolutely fucked.

I wouldn't mind working on fat people if they didn't smell so fucking bad. Their breath, ass, feet.... there is no escaping it I'm literally in hell

>>41712958
gloriously terrible

Is there any way to propose a weight limit to your boss with the excuse of "The equipment wouldn't be able to take it?"

>>41713804

"hi I'd like to schedule a massage tomorrow at 6"
>...how much do you weigh?

>>41713887
Don't you have those cards?

>>41712952
>pudge cosplay
>dough elemental
>bride of Nurgle
Topkek, but these stories disgust me and I'm sorry you have to suffer at the hands of these gluttons

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>>41712952
kek'd and capped

>>41712952
Nice one /tg/. You had me at "Bride of Nurgle", you won me over completely at
>She is overly nice/joyous with a hint of "my uncle put his finger in my ass so now I fill my orifices with cake"

>>41715340
Did he think this would hide it?

>>41712958
you're a cmt? another sad part about this is that she doesn't actually need a fuckin massage. she needs to work on tissue recovery on her own, THEN go to an mt on a ritual basis. not just go get a fuckin massage just cause they feel good and you're sore. even non fatties. i get regular massages to help with sports recovery and cause i can blow $, and i make sure to do my own shit with recovery. it's an insult to just go to an mt just to go to one, not taking care of yourself before hand.

>>41712952
>>41712958
kek'd hard. Well written and I'm sorry about your life, OP.

>>41713651
if attractive grils want female massagers does that mean you get payed to touch pretty boipucci every now and then? (no homo)

>>41712958
Jesus Christ...

>>41715340
I wonder if he can see his penis without using a mirror

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....would you tho?

>>41715507

In a heartbeat.

She has that easy look about her.

>>41715507
no

but only cos she smokes

>>41715507
Yes, absolutely. I can smell the crazy from a mile away but I'm on a five year dry spell and I want those milk duds smacking my face.

>Be in med school
>Have to show compassion to these people
What do /fit/?

>>41715507
her fuckin name is duane

does that answer your question?

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>>41715368

What exactly are his choices?

1. Try to wear normal clothes and pull pants up over his enormous front butt.

2. Wear the Walmart Special (cotton drawstring shorts tied underneath the gut that peaks out from under his oversized T-shirt, with purple diabetes legs shoved into Crocs)

3. Pic related.

>>41715432
I wonder if he can see his penis using a mirror

>>41712958

Itt: today we learn why it's a bad idea to put spherical people in the prone position.

Without looking at a health chart, I'm going to assume that high blood pressure is a common element for your girthy clients. Laying prone can increase their blood pressure even further, creating unsafe situations later in the massage as they have difficulty overcoming the blood pounding in their head and listening to instructions/ repositioning to supine due to increased intrathecal pressure.

The solution? Side lying.

Yes you will have to bunny drape when you work the legs, but it's a lot easier to do with practice.

I'll chip in my own Jabba the hut story when I'm done with these two massages.

>>41715761
just get your degree and laugh at them with your colleagues later

>>41713376
Could be worse, you could be so full of yourself you save your own image of you posting your OC, and then have to use it as an OP to start a thread all to yourself to post your new OC.

>>41713621
Of course they're dead, look at them, it's been 15 fucking years, and as true as the natty limit, there's also a fatty limit, and she didn't look like she was on pace to slow down.

I ate chips drink soda almost daily and other shit like Red Bull or other energy drinks and didnt even get slightly obese.
But I dont get how you could ever get this fat?
Jesus I hate fat people.

>>41713672
>>41712952
>>41712958

How about letting them pay extra above like 250-300lbs?

>>41716820
It is not about what you eat, it is about how much of it.

Here is my regrettable experience I title the fupa-Schlupa.

> 60 minute session back in school clinic.
> School has a cheap rate for student massages, attacks all kinds of people.
> Have strong, warm hands, developed a following of clients
> One client asks if she can refer her friend to me, said she's having issues with her back.
> Say sure, I'm willing to learn off of anyone at this point.
> Next week, friend arrives. While watching her walk towards our workspace I notice the front of her hips moves way differently than the rest of her body.
> My face = nothinghaspreparedmeforthis.jpeg
>> Start her in prone, finish the posterior and ask her to turn over
>> Her sweat and size combined with her massive fupa has suctioned her to the table, through the sheet.
>> Her grunts become more laboured as she finally overcomes the vacuum created by the gap between the fupa and a belly roll
>> The sound is exactly as I spell it, schloooop!
>> Perform contentric contractions to prevent the action of my sides leaving for orbit
>> Finish massage and write case notes.

That sound will forever stay with me. I did end up learning something, now if I know my client is sweaty and roll-y I lay an extra sheet or two down.

>>41717266
How about a more narrow door?
If the door is like 50cm, fatties won´t get to you...

>>41716806
>fatty limit
Kek

>>41713420
True story, that is almost exactly my face. The only way I have convinced people who have seen that photo that I wasn't morbidly obese when I was young is a birthmark on my stomach that's not in the picture.

>>41715507
There was an obese collar wearing presumable furry autistic in my middle school. He had EXACTLY the same face.

>>41712958
Lol, that fucking picture, I feel sorry for you man. Is it taxing on your hands with all that fat to move around? Do any of them complain you're not pressing hard enough? I always wondered if you can do a decent job on the morbidly obese ones.

>>41715507
>wine and dine
>be perfectly charming
>"of course you can order dessert!"
>take her home
>fuck her while calling her The Rock

>>41715512
she smokes she pokes

>>41717766
Fucking kek

>>41715419
I too would like to know this

You get to massage any cute boys?

>>41715507
>In front of the millions and millions of Rock rolls

>>41715507
Can you smell what the rock has eaten?

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Posting this, because professionals being forced to deal with fat people is the best way to get across fat hatred, and this one has a very happy ending.

>>41717325
>If the door is like 50cm, fatties won´t get to you...
kek

>>41715507
Yes. Chubby girls (not obese) are god-tier. If she quit smoking, I wouldn't mind wife her.

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>>41712958
Godspeed, Anon. Godspeed.

>>41717540
Pics?

>>41715525

> five year dry spell
> five year
> five

>>41717691

The bigger the rolls, the more I use my other tools like forearms and elbows. Hands are for more specific work with large people, except for opening effleuraging

>>41717904

At the location I'm at, we see a fair amount of gay dudes come in.
The funiest are the dudes complaining of low back pain who then proceed to walk out of the clinic with over lordotic posture, rearing their asses up into the air to attract the eye of their sexual conquests.

>>41718247
only 5...

What's the best type of massage for a /fit/ anon?

>>41717325
400% maximum kek

>>41718300

Depends on your goals for the massage...
Want to relax after a tough week? Need some structural release to help with chronically tight muscles that arose from poor form? How about some sports massage and taping to help before a competition.

It depends on what you want to get out of it. Talk to your massage therapist and let them know what you want.

>>41717994
Luckily he died.

>>41715525
that's not a dry spell that's a fucken drought

>>41715340
supreme chub n tuck

>>41715507
I'd grab that flab

>>41715525
same brah. about to say "fuck it, what the hell" to the first disease-ridden fat black chick that propositions me

>>41716167
>4. Loose weight

>>41713726
You could get a face mask with a carbon filter, but then there would likely be awkward questions from your client. You could just brush it off as "I have a rhino virus" I suppose.

>>41712952
>a hint of "my uncle put his finger in my ass so now i fill my orifices with cake"

I fucking snorted

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I think Sonic is trying to get on Baskin-Robbins' level.

>>41713376
I'm reading it. Next time add "FPH" to your post so it shows up when you ctrl+F the catalogue

>>41715507
I'm in

>>41717325
Those fatties would just cover themselves in butter and slip their fat roll trough like an octopus.

Case Review Material;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=949eYdEz3Es

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DAVE
CHEESEMAN

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THREE
MONTHS
SUPPLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo7yn4K14Y0&t=11m11s

>>41715507
>duane
isnt that a guy name?

>>41721573
Nigga octopuses can only do that cuase they're really smart, unlike fat people

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>>41712952
>>41712958
Gud gud, kinda hot, boner desu.

>>41721614
>horseriding
>exercise
It takes a special kind of stupid

>>41717994
fucking hell what a ride

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>>41721600
Kek at the guy not giving af

Fat girls get no respect.

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>>41721510
>then everyone started clapping

My parents are visiting just now. Don't get me wrong, I love them but my mom is extremely opinionated about food, and critical of my diet and of my lifting, despite being a fatty.

>"anon you're so skinny! Can you help me lose weight?"

I'm 170lbs 5'9" manlet, down from 195lbs since she last saw me (was on a dirty bulk). I suggest she simply should eat what I eat while she's here. On their first night here, she eats FIVE mini-snickers that they brought for my kids.

>"anon, lifting weights is so stupid, I do real lifting - gardening, carrying barrows full of dirt!"
>sigh thanks mom

>"anon your cousin gabrielle does the same exercises you do, I've seen her lift as much as you!"
>Mom I bench fucking 300lbs, the strongest woman I've ever seen in the gym could barely lift 100, and the bitch was 200lbs. Gabby is like 110lbs.
>"nooo seriously anon she uses huge weights"
>sigh ok mom

>"anon I'll make the kids breakfast today"
>great, thanks mom

She gives my kids mashed banana with cinnamon and sugar, while I reeee internally. Parents also brought along all kinds of cookies.

>"haha anon you say you don't want a cookie just now, I bet you'll eat them sooner or later!"
>correction, she eats them. Sooner, not later.

>Mom gets a gift, a box of chocolates
>To my wife: "anonwife, want some chocolates?"
>me: "mom stop trying to make my wife fat"
>wife: "thanks anon"

My wife later tells me she knows what's up, my mom wants to eat the chocolates but feels like a pig if she eats them alone.

>"anon that protein powder, has to be terrible"
>"anon lifting weights gets people really injured"
>meanwhile I haven't suffered an injury in about 2 years despite having been lifting 3x/week, and my injury was only down to newfag mistakes

pic unrelated

>>41722012
>and my injury was only down to newfag mistakes
Did you forget your slippers?

>>41722091
yes

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>>41722091
squatplug damaged my prostate and now I pee jizz and jizz pee

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>>41722101
>>41722107
Very tragic.

>>41712958
Physically recoiled.

We have failed you god...

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>>41721510
>fat person
>steals someone else's food
Hmm.

>>41721510
I would have knocked her teeth down her fucking throat, she can tell me how those taste too.

>>41721626
Actually, they look drawn on.

>>41721626
This might be the most delusional photo I've ever seen in one of these threads.

>>41722012
>getting this pissed off at your mother for doing grandma things

You don't need to enable her shit, but she's gonna die before you know, and you're gonna wish you weren't a huge dick to her. One weekend of being lax with your diet isn't gonna kill your gains.

>>41721510
>thingsthatneverhappened.jpg

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>>41721510
>I committed theft, here's a picture of me

>>41721499
Why is she wearing panties?
Why are they on her gut?

I don't understand the logic.

>only private area which would possibly be visible exposed
>better put panties on my gut just in case I lose 200lbs instantly and someone can see my cunt.

>>41721600
Is she retarded? I jump like a fucking lemur, and their is no way I could make it to deep water from that ledge. Also, how many broken bones ?

>>41723160
She broke a rope swing

>>41723160
>>41723352
It looks like she just fell of it desu, to fat to hold on

>>41723066
Are you advocating she not wear any bottoms?? Bruh you want to sit on the same porous wood bench after she's slimed it?

>>41721499
She's got 4 tits, she's beginning to take shape into her true form

>>41722679
She's going to die because she's fucking fat.

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>>41712952
>tfw my mom hopped on the low carb meme

I'm really happy about it, bros. She is as well because she's already fitting into clothes she hasn't been able to in a long time. It's not like she was fatasfatass, but the small portions of food that she ate was usually cookies and scones and all other kinds of sweets. She's nearly 60 and I was beginning to worry about the beetus. My dad is fat, and I'm really hoping she can get him on board as well.

>>41715507
>rugrats
>starbucks
>cigs
>fat
>928 instagram photos
>Duane

I'd literally rather fuck a dolphin

>>41721550
I wish I had a mother who cocked my dinner for me

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>>41721499

>>41721641
>had a beautiful wife
>basically ate so much on their honeymoon that she left him
>last name is actually "cheeseman"
what a legend

>>41712958
A tale for the ages

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>>41723681
Wat

>>41721510
kek, she wishes that happened.
>fatty dreams of free burgers supplied by /fit/ men

>>41723655
That's not starbucks senpai..... the symbol is yellow

>>41723681
I was wondering why no one else noticed kek

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>>41712952
Why would someone this fat want a fucking massage

>>41721510
>problem bangs

Also that never happened. Even if they had have made those noises, she'd have just ran home and burst into treats (which she'd later eat because she's a lil moo cow).

>>41724143
They think people can actually knead through their fat well enough to fix their back/joint/everything problems.

>>41721614
>being barred from exercise
>wants to ride a horse

Dude wut. She knows that the horse is the one carrying her, right? For shit's sake, she thinks exercise is sitting on something that is moving while not moving herself. She must think that sitting on an airplane is exercise too because she's flying just like a bird after all.

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>Burgle begins small talk. She is overly nice/joyous with a hint of "my uncle put his finger in my ass so now I fill my orifices with cake"

Complete and total loss lol

>>41721550

>Pretty, intelligent sister sets goals for herself and meets them
>Has glass of wine while she indulges in her passion, writing. I eat cake because I'm bored.
>What's wrong with her?

>>41715507
This
>>41715512
All manner of problems arise from this.

>>41724196
Horseback riding is exercise if done correctly. Chances are, no horses could hold her. Poor creatures have spines made of bones, not titanium.

t.horse owner

>>41721566
It's true though.
When I see a small woman with a bp of 135/80 I get concerned.

When it's an obese male I don't think it's too much of a problem

>>41717994
I'm halfway through this and almost crying. I just find it so sad and disgusting that those people have not respect for their own life, or the people that will someday have to try to save it..

>>41723633
Brah I have the exact same situation in my life.
Except I don't think my dad will every buy it because he was a poor eastern european and bread is in his blood.

>>41724196

Riding is way more strenuous than you would think if you've never done it before. Your glutes/legs/core have to be in great condition to do it for any length of time.

That's why really committed equestrian girls always have perfect legs and asses.

>>41716800
This.

>>41716402
>>41715432
i don't spend time wondering about penises

>>41724366
Why are you even on /fit/ then?

>>41724396
because i already know my opinion on penises and it's that they are wonderful

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FAT HAT. RED

WHY NOBODY OBEY THREAD TITLE

>>41712958
>I start surfing the sea of rolls on her back with my fists

Kek

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>>41715742
Kek

>>41717325
That's exactly what i thought.
Make a really fucking narrow door, if they can't enter they can't get a massage.

>>41719235
Better yet he could just seppuku

>>41715742
just noticed Julius kekked for weeks

>>41719235
>loose

I hate this meme, I am legit triggered

>>41724850
This. It's not even a meme though. People just can't spell worth a shit.

>>41721550
>half a bottle of wine

That is 2 glasses. That is not a lot of drinking. Why does nobody understand this?!

>>41715340

This man is a cartoon character.

>>41724913
That poor car.

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>>41724913

>>41724932
Not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous of that - in the sense that it must be glorious on some level to just shovel in the beetus and not give a single fuck.

>>41724941
this desu, just eating constantly and being oblivious must be amazing.

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>>41724948
>so fat that she probably can't see her own vagina if she sat in front of a mirror
>wears a clay vagina as a necklace instead

>>41721550
I respect anyone that can drink buttermilk raw.

>>41724196
Riding can be a fairly intense core workout. When you first start, if you're out of shape, you'll be sore from your mid back to your ankles the next day. Like this anon >>41724319 said, horse girls have great legs and asses, even if they're THICC. Unfortunately they're also in the top 10% of crazy females for some reason, so make sure you keep it short term and don't let her know where you live.
>t. guy who dated a horse girl for a while

>>41725388
anyone know why this is? I too knew a horse girl and her mom was caught on surveillance fucking pouring gasoline on her house and burning it down but she was adamant that she was "framed"

>>41724272

what???

>>41715507
Yes and the only person that would know about it would be my dog named Person.

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>>41724312
Our moms are gonna make it. Let's hope our dads stop being food retarded.

>>41724312
>>41723633
Talk to them about their grand kids, let them know you want them to see them grow up.

>>41725005
Did you see that dead look in her eyes. She can not be happy, good tasting food is probably her sole reason to live.

>>41726501
holy shit that bitch has the thousand yard stare from the beetus

>>41713672
Its not against the law to refuse service to fat people yet? Already lost the right to serve gays after all.

>>41726549
I do delivery for fast food on the side while at uni.
It's pretty rough delivery to super obese people, it's always way too much food for one person and a shitty flat.
Feel like a drug dealer

>>41726559
I know how that can be, I used to deliver pizza. Had a guy who was tipped good, since I had to deliver his mountain of food to his couch.

>>41724886
fat people like to demonize anything else besides being fat so they can project disapproval at people.

often why fat people are huge cunts in real life, they're really self-hating, sad, and feel better by putting others down. Crab bucket shit rules their life.

>>41726684

Everything you said about fat people applies to women. So is it the fat or estrogen that makes fat bitches insufferable.

>>41726549
I thought companies reserved the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason.

>>41726865
Not in our progressive times, if you refuse to serve a LGTBBQ4+ you got to jail and pay fines.

>>41723655
Does anyone have that "pros of fucking a dolphin" picture?

>>41726559
Did Jimmy Johns for a while. Only time I ever felt bad was after walking in to a nursing home and delivering a number 5 extra extra mayo to a wheelchair-bound 550lb dude.

>>41721525

>#gestapo
>#nazi germany

Kek. I wonder how many tumblristas think this post is genuine and agree with it

>>41715507
Meh I've done worse

>>41721550
The fat delusional narcissist who wrote that screed will never realise that she is a spiteful moron who wasted her life

>>41716806
she really did leave humanity behind

>>41721573
A octopus can only do that because he litteraly has no bones...

>>41721510
And to think, she bought all of that McDonald's for the shoot and probably fucking ate it all.

GAINING weight is HARDER than LOSING weight, because LOSING weight requires you to do LITERALLY NOTHING while gaining weight requires you to EAT.

FUCK anyone who sais otherwise.

(But gaining weight is easy too if you just level up that cooking and go get some groceries)

>>41727790
You're actually right
Im trying to lose tons of weight with a water fast, and I'm absolutely too tired from starving to move enough to get food. I have a scale under my chair so I can keep track of my weight loss in real time, and 3 water coolers I found at the dump to supply me with water for a long time as long as I ration it

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>>41723681
Wut

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>>41726709
>is it the fat or estrogen that makes fat bitches insufferable
Yes.

Fat women are seriously the worst, though. They're loud, self-hating, obnoxious and dramatic.

>>41727790
Yeah, I know that after gaining 170 pounds on purpose.

>>41727933
Someone on here actually ate big to get big, props.

>>41727972
But it was all fat.Two years ago I was thin, I'm a lardass now.
And I can't stop eating trash.

>>41724932
>The look on that man's face
>"I work 10 hours a day and she eats through eight of them"

>>41723352
The handle looked intact, but if she got that fat, I'd be amazed if she ever worked on grip strength. Willing to bet the handle slipped out of her butter fingers

>>41727790
>Wah, gaining weight is easy and losing weight is hard
Well... no shit. I won't say that's wrong, but some of these fatties think their body literally defies thermodynamics, which is what really triggers me. If you're fat but you wanna lose weight, and you're actually trying,I have nothing against you. But the type of people who say "I can't lose weight no matter what I do" are pathetic.

>>41727790
Just no. They are both equally easy. But changing your habits is hard. So if you started fatty you think gaining is easy and losing hard, vice versa if you are skelly.

>>41721641
>wants a big burger
>Route 66 tattoo
>US and Confederate flags
We have a genuine Ameriboo right here. Too bad he's a landwhale

>>41721550
>she is about 5.57
>5.57

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>>41728087
It's the soul crushing gaze of emptiness

>>41728370
kek probably she is non american and just wrote the translated metric value

>>41726865
You're allowed to refuse but not for wrongthink reasons

>>41721499
>bf got a free show
>wonder what he looks like to be that desperate

>>41725434
I think he means that high blood pressure in fat people is only caused by their weight, so they have no other condition, while if it happens to someone of normal weight, something's up.

>>41721626
>fat folds look like a six pack
>must be a genuine six pack

>>41728491
>one girlfriend
>four titties

That's a pretty good deal desu

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What is the point of these threads?
Is it to get motivated to not be a disgusting fat piece of shit or is it just to feel superior?
Dont get me wrong i dont like fat people and these threads are always funny. Just wondering why exactly.

>>41721626
>>41728517
Totally not makeup on her abs

>>41728762
It's a mix of both. Anytime you start to think "Oh I've been doing good, it won't hurt to have just ONE cheeseburger", at the back of your mind you start to think of people like >>41713621 and the fear of ever becoming like this scares you straight.

>>41728762

PURNO

>>41723655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rxCWpUqE_o

There you go, champ.

>>41725388
>Unfortunately they're also in the top 10% of crazy females for some reason

Citation needed, anon.

>>41725388
so basically its only a workout if you dont do anything else for exercise and are already fairly out of shape to begin with, gotcha

>>41725388
Can confirm, dated a form horse girl and she said I was a nazi for registering republican for the latest election. I told her I voted for Gary Johnson, but she still insisted I was a nazi.

Also she used to be fit, then she got to college and ballooned up but still isnists most of her ass and leg fat is "muscle" from all her horse riding and dancing. Despite the fact she hadn't done any of that for at least four years.

Really glad that one didn't work out

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>>41712952
>Explains the smell, which I would describe as chlorine and chemical warfare
Audibly kek'd in a quiet office

>>41729496
go horse riding and tell me how it went bud

>>41712952
>im a summer counselor
>we try to get the kids healthy by playing in the gym, playing outside, not playing on their phones etc
>new fat counselor joins, sits on her ass, bitches at me for being sweaty for playing with the kids
>see's my lunch of a salad mixed with chicken,
>ugh anon why do eat that shit, i dunno about you but we only are going to live till 60 65
>tell her the way she eats shell probably only live till 40
>goes and tells our director, director doesn't give a fuck cause its true,
fat bitches man...............

>>41729571
forgot to add she clearly has a health problem where they do that annoying breathing sound, that sounds like shes congested, I just sum it up to her being so fat. her lunch consisted of literal fried chicken from the day before, bought pizza and a rice crispy.

>>41723633
my mom's always been pretty slim, went to the gym and biked everywhere when I was growing up, running now in her late fifties

my dad used to run a lot too until he got cancer, out of comission for a bit and gained a bit of weight but the cancer's been gone for a few years and he's been running and cycling again

growing up we almost never ate out, barely ate red meat (my mom doesn't like eating mammals) and lots of vegetables

there's not really any fat people in my extended family either

feels good to come from a healthy family (except for the cancer bit)

>>41721550
>Apparently, alcohool in certain amounts is great for creativity and focus

Is that true, anons?

>>41729585
Does she also eat with her mouth open all the time, while also moaning with every bite (without realizing that she's moaning)? Fuck I hate eating at the same table as fat people.

>>41712952
You should get that stuff medical examiners use to rub under their noses at crime scenes because of the corpse stench.

>>41729667
Isn't that peppermint oil?

>>41724977
Kek

>>41729649
personally I find I can often work better after a small drink or two

>>41729733
Possibly. I've also heard camphor and vapo rub I think.

>>41715507
Oh shit I know this dumb bitch.

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>>41718252
Thanks for clearing that up senpai. I know this isn't direct fat hate, but what the hey. Title said "starting a healthy life".

>>41728370
that's on the richter scale every time she walks, anon

>>41730016
A-are those fruits pickled?

>>41730016
>flavoring your water by soaking fruit
>wasting all that fruit
I fucking hate people.

>>41725388
>dated a horse girl
Go back to mlp you degenerate.

>>41724913
well that was dignified.

>>41730016

That's an incredible waste of fruit

>>41721550
>Half a bottle of wine
Gasp!!! How can she treat her body like that? Doesn't she know alcohol is bad for her??? *shoves entire pack of oreos in mouth, vomits, eats the vomit*

>>41730016
Why didnt she just put the fruit in a pitcher with water and pour the fruit water it into a glass when she wanted fruit water? I guess thats not trendy enough

>>41728400
dat neck though, miring hard

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>>41729585
yes she eats with her mouth open, thats her eating a cupcake

>>41730903
that is a orb woman alright

>>41730962
kek'd

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>>41712952
>Bride of Nurgle

>>41730737

You forgot the part where she treats herself because she's so health-conscious, teehee!

>>41729649
Yes, I forget who wrote it, but even during the Enlightenment there were scientists who mentioned that alcohol was a stimulant in certain quantities.

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>>41721499
When I was a child, this Star Wars character seemed so fat to me (pic related).

By todays standards of women on the other hand...

>>41721715
Youve never ridden a horse have you Anon

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>>41730016
Ahhh... delicious cucumber water. Too bad it is for customers only.

>>41730962
>>41730903

ORB WOMAN

holy shit lmao

>>41728762
For me it's the former. I'm a fatfuck and these threads always motivate me to lift because I don't want to get this bad.

>>41712952
Better change career track and get into sauna homosex massage.

>>41730903
>getting that fat even BEFORE the bean gene hits her
RIP, Consuela.

>>41728400
>that look
>"is it better to die alone?"

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>>41721600
Aaah a worthy contender for the darwin award

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>>41724977
when the pussy is rubbing your neck HNGGGGG
also kek on the caption

>>41728762
i hate really really big fatties with a burning passion.
probably a projection of a past insecurity but to hell with it.

>>41730016
>go to work
>drink delicious citrus water
>have fruit snack afterwards

There is nothing wrong with this other than paying 4 dollerinos for memewater

>>41721579
That's not even human.

>>41733129
any progress is good progress
sure she could have waited two more weeks to get an even better after pic...
but that is the body she is comfortable with, she knows she needs to lose weight and actively does it
problem is once they see they have lost the tiniest amount of weight, and are congratulated by everyone on social media, they just stop.
but again, everyone has different end goals

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>>41721715
>horseriding
>exercise
>It takes a special kind of stupid

Apparently, and it's you.

>>41733129
I see nothing wrong with this. She should just keep going.

>>41712952
>Something I can only describe as The Bride of Nurgle

The Emperor protects

>>41724502
jej

>>41713621

This picture will haunt me

>>41713621

>This person is dead now

Thank god.

>>41730439
>>41730558
A-are you not supposed to eat it afterwards?

>>41733129
I don't understand why you posted this here.

Horses are just expensive cats.

>>41716800
This.

So pathetic of OP.

>>41724913
>late to work again Jerry?

>>41728762
>Is it to get motivated to not be a disgusting fat piece of shit

To me, it is. I don't browse /fit/ regularly but, whenever I come here, I always search for a FPH thread; the very idea of not being one of those people being relentlessly mocked here is what keeps me eating like a normal human being and exercising.

I don't want to be a musclebound Adonis, just a regular-bodied guy that can, unlike these disgusting fucks, tie his own shoes without getting out of breath, or see my dick without mirrors.

>>41724913
I feel bad for the car

>>41729649
Yes, alcohol reduces inhibitions. It increases creativity and decreases self control.

>>41728762
I'm just here for the keks with a little bit of motivation on top.

>>41734392
>>41716800

Would you prefer he contributed nothing to the board?

Like yourselves?

>>41717266
>be me
>be reading 4chans and laughing at the stories
>browes past this
>read "fupa-Schlupa"
>say out loud to myself "FFFFUPA SCHLUPA??"
>in tears as i can barely type this

10/10

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>>41735944
>>be me

>be me
>5'9, 210, not awful but miserable, 50 pounds over where i used to be
>but at least things put me here, i got sick, etc..
>family has just been getting fatter and fatter for years
>brother turned 45 recently
>is around 400
>started thinking today that my brother who i got to see grow up with me one day could just randomly drop dead one day

can't get a single one of them to even go walk around the block. my entire family, my dad, mom, and brother, hvae all refused to so much as walk around the block, for at least 20 years. I cannot recall seeing my parents or brother exercise.

>>41732739
Can you explain it to me? Not native. Orb as in 'spherical', what else?

>>41723066
>>better put panties on my gut just in case I lose 200lbs instantly and someone can see my cunt.

Audibly keked

>>41732527
Not him, but I own two. It's not exercise.

>>41723160
fucking dying
she was holding a rope
?she jumps like a lemur
im crying
havent kek'd this hard in ages

>>41730016
>tfw on keto so the only way that I can get any fruit taste is via water
lemon water is god-level right now, might try out orange or cucumber

>>41728762
lifting is essentially about beating your inner deamons, and the more you do it, the greater your disdain for people who cannot even overcome the slightest feeling of discomfort becomes.

for me it's not hatred though, just a morbid curiosity for how these people tick - what goes on in their heads that makes them fail at a step you didn't even know existed ("don't shovel sugar in your face all day")

>>41717994
Yeah, nice story but still fake.

>>41729585
You're not wrong. The sound fat people make is actually chronic upper airway obstruction. Imagine your throat as a tent tunnel. Now imagine somebody piling debris over it till it starts to collapse.

It's like that, except the fat not only collapses your airway, but also deposits in the soft tissues inside the airway, narrowing it further.

It's not so much of a problem daytime, since they just breathe harder, but at night they literally stop breathing every few minutes

>>41728762
I come here when I feel like skipping a workout. Keeps me motivated since I don't do it for grills

>>41723633
>tfw mom keeps dragging dad into meme fad programs
It's sad to see, because she is pretty retarded when it comes to food. He obviously wants to change, but doesn't want to offend my mom, so he goes along with it. They made progress with P90x and a low carb diet, but hopped off of that eventually. I am going to have a real heart to heart once I hit 1/2/3/4 (just started lifting a few months ago) and have the physique to show that I know my shit. I want them to live as long as possible.

>>41729649
its great for writing and art and shit

>>41715340
honestly, it's probably better than just letting it hang out. It would be strange to fasten your belt right under your tits though.

>>41737108
are you retarded? Do you really think someone would be able to fake a story like that? It was too technical for some 18yo weeb to bullshit.

>>41736056
>be newfag
>post gay shit

>>41737286
Anyone in their first year of med school could've written that. You expect me to believe someone got oedema JUST in their dick? Come onnnn.

Nevertheless despite being fake as fuck it's 7/10 best fps that's been posted in a while.

>>41724886
>half a bottle of wine is two glasses
Imperial?
Cause that would be 3 generous glasses in Europe.

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>>41724913
>bmw i8
Anons, this fucking car was just purchased by our police for whatever reason. Several police higher-ups with bloated gut obviously had to try it.
Two weeks after the purchase some fatty from presidents office had a ride and got a heart attack. I8 instantly smashed, police covers up everything including the identity of the fatty driver and passenger. Also all photos of said crashed car are suddenly unavailable on Google (and there was a fuckton of it.
Welcome to the Czech republic.

>>41737339
Not the anon you're replying to but the ">be me" stuff is a 2013 or newer sign of newfaggotry.

>>41737368
There are literally screenshots with the be me shit from 2009

>>41737380
Post one. I've been here pre-2009 and I don't recall seeing it then. Not calling you a liar, but it doesn't jive with my memory.

>>41715507
Yes, because I'm desperate

>>41718028
She is probably obese. I'm way smaller than her (size 6 on top, size 6-8 on the bottom) and about 7lbs away from 'obese'

>>41721614
Horse riding is great exercise, but it's a privilege for anybody to do. Horses are fucking expensive. My family had to sacrifice so much just for me to be able to go to a charityridjng school once a week, then once fortnightly after the prices went up. How the fuck does anyone get to 210 unless they are 6ft dude who lifts. I have a fucked metabolism, am pretty muscular and am overweight despite constantly doing manual labour and eating next to nothing but even then I rarely go above 145 (grill). Sure some place should have big cobs/Clydesdales/Shires/othernheavy horses for heavy people but do you know how much they cost to feed and fit tack for!

>>41721626
She has some nice proportions for a big girl though. Might be men of those not strongfat types.

>>41730016
>tfw I bought Voss literally only to have that fucking bottle
>realize glass is fucking heavy and plastic one is impossible to clean properly without scratching it

>>41713376
I read it. Is there no way to fire customers?

>>41713621
>person

>>41737354
A bottle is 0,7 litres. Half a bottle is 3,5.
Thats barely two small glasses unless you drink wine as shots

>>41737625
3,5 dl***

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>>41725388
Can we take a moment to appreciate horse girls please. They're crazy because guys trying to break them down in order to own them made them crazy. They also work really fucking hard so find it harder to chill.

>>41724913
I honestly can't imagine how you can get so fat without doing anything about it, let alone start complaining about thin people

>>41737286
>>41737348
i agree its fake... but youre giving it too much credit. Anyone familiar with some medical terminology (medical scribe, technician, or shadowing teenager) couldve written that.
>t. got accepted in medschool this cycle

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>>41733312
it's meme water and alcohol. i'm just picturing someone who drinks a lot, but then detoxes with healthy flavoured water. and why do you need this exact brand of bottles? is it because it's trendy?
i...get triggered sometimes by idiotic shit, i admit it.

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>>41721510
>high femme
Please stop using my beautiful frog language to serve your fatty vocabulary

>>41725388
>>41729513
I dated a girl who rode horses in Highschool. Similar experience, after 4 years she stopped talking to me because Trump won the presidency. Lol. at least didn't burn down my house

>>41727790
probably changing the habit is the hard part.

145lb skelly here trying to bulk ;_;

>>41726559
I work at at bar, and we have some regular costumers who go there 3 - 4 days a week. There is this girl who drinks 4 - 5 pints every time she goes there, like every other day. I always feel like I am a drug dealer, but she is an adult and she never makes a mess so there is never a reason for me to tell her to stop. It is just sad to see her spend her days and money there drinking I guess.

>why dontchu fucker fag00t?!
I have a gf

>>41721639
Holy fucking shit

Iv heard and seen some messed up shit, but god fucking damn.

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>>41737339
>guy who posted ">be me" calls me a newfag
Yeah sure dude whatever lets you sleep at night

>>41738611
Is this an Amsterdam budmaid