Can I bang tinder sloots yet fit?

>>41711002
Get rid of the AIDs on your chest, bench some more, and cut.
THEN you'll be ready

>>41711012
It's scars ; (((( what do nothing works

>>41711022
Tan?

Don't keep putting it off. You're fine.

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>>41711012
>telling someone to bench for a good chest

>>41711002
what is "fit"?

>>41711002
You look great OP,love that bulge.

>>41711002
Yes, but by /fit/ standards you look like borderline shit.
For banging sl00ts I'd recommend tanning, but not too much that you'd be mistaken for a niqqa.
And stop wearing your wristwatch facing the inside of the wrist.

>>41711012
try jojoba oil and some scar lightening cream m8.
chest could be bigger, but proportions are good. go ahead and smash bitches but keep working on yourself.

>>41711055
>not knowing how to bench properly
>having such shit ROM in the shoulders that benching properly is impossible

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>>41711065
t. 50 year old greasy fatso lardass stinking pos 24/7 rotter

>>41711002
what are those pants OP lmfao

>good biceps
>good delts
>good abs (could use a little ore definition tho)
>good legs

>bad pecs, looks like 14/15 yo
>bad traps judging from that pic

and most important of all

>face

lets hope you´re a 5/10 at least. and a hint for all of you here: if you think you are good-looking aka 6-8/10, you are actually a 4,5-5/10 with a 99,999999999999999% chance

>>41711068
Not OP but I wear my watch ($10 casio) on the inside of my wrist. I'm incredibly clumsy and the face would've been scratched 50x by now. Is it really that fedora/cringe?

>>41711002
Obvious manlet. Bitches are going to laugh at you when you actually meet up

>>41712064
not exactly cringe, just that that's how you wear watches when you're doing some shit involving guns. no idea why, but militaryfags do it, so autists do it, so it tends to be associated with cringe

plus, if it's an actually nice watch, it defeats the entire purpose of wearing one as anything other than a functional timepiece

>>41711002
/fit/ will say you look like shit, and kinda do. But for your average girl you are pretty close to perfect. Enough muscle definition, low enough bf.

I'd airbrush the acne off your chest honestly. Not that bad but would make you look a little better. Girls cheat with makeup, no reason you can't.

>>41711002
>Can I bang grindr sloots yet fit?
fixed

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>>41713016
hahahaha

>manlet + facelet

consider suicide

>>41712099
doubt this is why, but there are plenty of things where your hands are supinated and it's nice to still be able to check your watch. Holding a rifle forend would apply, but for me it's most useful when flying, can read the time and not need to pull a hand off the controls.

>>41711022
literally no one cares about chest acne unless it's super severe. facial acne is the only thing that matters bro, you're fine

>>41711055
unironically this. Benchpress has to be the most overrated lift of all time

>>41713016
why are his/my nipples pokey? fat? gyno?

>>41712099

Not that guy but I keep my watch in so I can look at the time without people asking me if I'm board or want to leave. People take the looking at your watch gesture too seriously

>>41713257
I don't think it's that bad

>>41713257
5 foot 9 is manlet I guess but what's wrong with my face?

>>41711002
>sides/bottom of chest need work
>need obliques and to cut a bit
>get a tan to cover chest scars

>>41712064
it's absolutely cringe...

>>41713016
that blender bottle really ties the entire picture together

>>41711043
This. I kept telling myself I'd make a Tinder when I lost some fat, or gained some muscle or got a tan. Tinder sluts are easy, don't overthink it. If you're not unattractive and you can send a message without spilling out autism you're set.

>>41711022
coconut oil and vitamin E oil blend

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>>41711002
Got yourself a pretty big dick there
>no homo

>>41713735
>not realizing he's got a sock in his shorts
Dicks do down, they don't bulge forward

>>41713753
t. Bulgelet

>>41711055
>>41713527
what do you recommend for a fuller chest

>>41713793
Incline bench

>>41713802
use dumbells and cable machines for everything that involves chest

>>41713753
>>41713735
my dick is actually pretty big. Posted a few pics on soc now and later reversed image searched them and found it on some gay Tumblr with 3000 plus notes. Too bad tinder will ban you for bulge or dick pics. And that's not a soc it's just a weird angle cause of tights shorts

You have more of an older men bang you type of face and body.

I bet your coach loves you sport.

>>41713811
You can dumbbell bench too you dipshit.

Not to mention the fact you should switch it up and do literally everything your gym has to offer if you're stalling on everything else.

Probably

I got on tinder recently for the first time in a year. I put a shirtless mirror pic as my first one on tinder. I am ripped af, posted it in a cbt. I've been on tinder for 6 days with 20 matches, more than I ever got in that time when a clothed picture was first. And theyre sending messages first, something that also never happened. They don't want to see clothes. They want to see a ripped god and they swipe right. Fags on the internet are like "hurr don't use shirtless pics, or if you do, put them last." Such bullshit. I know half these girls wouldn't have matched if I wasn't shirtless. Fucked one after she messaged me first that same day. And I don't even live in that big a city. I am more aesthetic than OP but you should do well enough with that. You're welcome

>>41713829
>You can dumbbell bench too you dipshit
O RLY? I didn't know

>Not to mention the fact you should switch it up and do literally everything your gym has to offer if you're stalling on everything else.
this is true

>>41713833
That said, I still don't feel elite enough. I'm still getting swiped left by many girls who I should be matching with. This could be because they think I'm "just looking for hookups" which is not quite true, I'm just showcasing the goods. (4 matches have no hookups in their bios) Or more likely because I am not an older white chad. 24+ yo white chads are getting all the matches, they can have average or skinnyfat bodies as long as their face is 8/10 and theyre in a frat or some shit, girls love that and I have yet to match with a girl 23 or older, not that I want to anyway but still

>>41711108
Post bad you oc faggot, not even op

>>41711002
>that wadded up sock in your underwear

lmao you can see it plain as day because of how stretched the material is

>>41711002

don't do it, youll feel empty inside.

>>41714061
Try again

>>41714062
I need human touch

>>41713814
Source or it didn't happen.

Youre ideal

>>41713829
Yes, but "bench" is 9 times out of 10 used to describe barbell.

When referring to dumbbell press, the dumbbells will always be mentioned.

Also dumbbell > barbelll always.

>>41711022

Look into essential oils and coconut oil as the carrier oil

they are legit

draxe.com is good resource

>>41713725

This.

Also mix some drops of tea tea oil and/or lemon essential oil in there

>>41711022
Bio oil for a couple of months.

>>41711002
height

>>41715760
5'6

>>41713567
your chin sucks ass

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>>41715782

just the fact that you ask the question on /fit/ tells me you are not ready

>>41713016
Post more bulge.

>>41715760
this faggot wasnt me >>41715782
im 6'4

>>41716396
>>41715782
I'm 7 foot 1

>>41714375
https://yuki.la/soc/24403781

>>41717282
Post pics of you sucking yourself.

>>41717307
i was doing streches for a while and was maybe 1 inch away. but then i stopped cause i heard someone paralyzed himself permanentaly that way by fucking up his spinal cord

>>41717341
Gay. It's actually easier to do it without the stupid "back against the wall" shit people try to do to force it. Just lean forward while doing a stomach vacuum, then post results.

>>41712064
Its only 10$ why worry about scratch so much? :DDDDD

>>41713257
Post your pic brah

>>41713016
no lol

>>41717737
Why not?

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>>41711002

>>41718041
>>41718041
Ouch that really hit hard

>>41713555
You're ugly though

>>41711002

That's fine.

My body is worse than yours and I have no problem matching with 7s and above.

I wouldn't use a bathroom pic. Try and get a candid shot at a beach or pool.

>>41711022
its literally a non issue bud. you'll slay just get out there

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>>41711002
you only need two things to get laid almost every day with tinder. be 6'2 or over and have average or better looking face. that's it. your body doesn't matter as long as you aren't obese

>>41713833
hahaha
>6 days, 20 matches
HAHAHAHAHA

>>41713567
it's fine anon dw about it

>>41711002
You look good man. Don't listen to the body dysmorphia fags here.
You can fuck tinder sluts alright. Maybe get a tan that'll even take it up a notch.
Assuming your face isn't complete death you should do good
Wish u luck brah

>>41718618
Thanks

>>41713793
Reverse grip decline Dumbbell bench made my chest burn harder than I ever thought possible.

>>41713833
Post body, bitch

>>41718563
I turned discovery off for like 2 days and I only swipe on fuckable girls. But youre right I should have like 50

>>41719600
Check cbt

>>41711022
Reddit is cancer, but r/skincareaddiction and r/asianbeauty have really good acne advice. Got completely rid of mine. I personally don't know about scarring, but they will. It's worth a look.