Animal goals

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>>41706613
blacked

>>41706613
damn that tiger is jacked. cycle?

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>>41706613

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>ywn be a most alpha animal breed

>>41706678
is he builtfat or bearmode

>>41706726
he looks like my grandpa

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>>41706667
natty tiger, just 24/7 planking+diamond pushups

>>41706767
found the nigger

>>41706878
>implying that tiger isn't so full of tren he might as well be a horse
Stop trying to fool the poor clueless natty animals, faggot

>>41706691
That shit looks designed. Literally peak aesthetics of anything ever.

>>41706878
rekt

>>41706613
Yiff in hell

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>>41706993
nah they look stronk but no aesthetic
head too big for frame and stocky

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>>41706613
>just b urself
m-mirin bro

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Dogs>Cats so also
Wolves>Niggerland Cats

[spoiler]i tried to get a muscular pic but all i got was a lot of furry porn. fuck people

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>>41706675
>tigers

Absolutely disgusting

>>41707151
kek iktf

>>41706706
If you ever touch or hold a monkey you'll find that they're sort of hard and dense. These animals don't have blubber, that's straight lean mass.

>>41706909
kek

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fite me

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>>41707161
I want to come back as a tiger

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My cats arms.

>>41707708
Nice picture and cat, anon.

>>41706726
>Balls lower than the dick

>>41706678
Mirin' that squat form

>>41706649
kek

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>>41706613
>not bulking enough to leave the animal kingdom behind

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>>41706613
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/E8gfNu0

Based rolling raccoon.

>>41706726

> caught ya mirin

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any recommended shitposting programs brah?

>>41708145
Humans have massive dicks compared to other primates.
Gorilla dicks are two inches, dunno why we don't just cuck them.

>>41708980
black chicks aren't that great 2bh

>>41708980
DICK SHOULD HANG LOWER THAN THE FUCKING BALLS GODDAMNIT

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tfw so big no one even thinks about fucking with me and some think im a island

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>>41707473
Tell me, Anon, where does your experience with touching and holding monkeys come from?

I bet polar bears have some great muscle, diet entirely mess, and smash through ice to catch seals.
Too bad all that hair and blubber makes it hard to mire.

>>41706706
he's clearly very lean

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>>41709018
I'll fuck with you, I'll send you to hell, whale

>>41707708
forearmlet

>>41709120

>be big anon
>could kill anyone living on planet earth without effort
>some bullies found out about my paceful nature
>start to bully harmful anon

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41708856
>when rippetoe gets a tiger

>>41707632
Kek that file name

>>41706613
>ywn get hueg just from doing normal day to day activities
envy animals so much. My dog is really lean and muscular cos he just spends all day sprinting and loves doing it

>>41709051
Went to New Orleans once.

>>41709143
>when reddit makes a joke

>>41709193

>back to times where no advanced technology
>enough food
>boom you fit

>>41707524
Manlet detected

>>41706649

panthers can fuck leopards??

>>41709366
You can fuck anything if it has a hole and you have an erection.

>>41707061
>head too big for frame
t. brainlet

>>41707524
>ss claims another victim

>>41709366

i tought that was a bear

>>41709366
Panthers are leopards, you just can't see their spots because of the dark fur.
Florida panther/mountain lion/cougar all the same kitty

>>41707151
Dogs are better than cats, but a tiger could take no less than three wolves. They biggest wild one found weighed well over 800 pounds, you know.

>>41709395
>Florida panther/mountain lion

Mountain lions don't exist east of the mississippi river, friendo.

My state DNR told me so.

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>>41709128
say that to my face fucker not online then see what happens

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>>41709120

>>41706726
Damn, Joe Rogan is looking good.

>>41708980
We keep them in zoos. They're already cucked.

>>41707151
>niggerland cats
tigers live in Asia u fucking mong brainlet

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>>41709200

>>41706649
kek

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>>41709051

Giraffes are clearly the best cocksuckers in the animal kingdom.

>>41706613

Are tigers /ouranimal/?

>>41709051
NEW FETISH!

>>41709850
if you're a bodybuilder then yes

>>41706613
>literally 0 forearms
le trash man faec

>>41709193
Humans are meant to be dyels. We are good hunters and have good endurance by nature. Neaderthals were fit tho.

>>41709193
you'd be the same way if you just did shit for a living.

>>41711045
has a point that if you live 100% naturally you'll probably end up ottermode at best, but if you just stay on the gatherer side you can get hueg doing manual labor on a farm or raising barns and shit while bulking up on fucking beef and potatoes.

its not like 100% of humans are dyel, people with OLY genetics weren't dyels in the stone age, they were still fucking goliaths because their genes told them to find heavy shit and unlock their potential

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Imagine walking through the woods and you see a cougar.
Not carrying, what do?

>>41711116
Well since I love older women, I bang her, obviously

>>41711116
ask the cougar to wait while I break single-serving liquor bottles and take the stabbiest parts to my hands, then die a mans death

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>>41711145
>>41711138
>>41711116
Walking through woods
See kodiak bear
Not carrying, we fuck, even if carrying, these things weigh 2500lbs
What do

>>41711165
ask the bear to wait while I break single-serving liquor bottles and take the stabbiest parts to my hands, then die a mans death

>>41711165
Holy shit, I didn't know they were that massive

>>41711111
>potatoes
Potatoes originated in the americas

>>41711178
Polar bears are larger on average but the biggest kodiaks are the most fearsome motherfuckers currently on land

>>41711194
well then pick some other carbs, eventually you'd find something that worked, I was just thinking of amish people because I talked about raising barns

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loved polar bears since i was a kid.

they're just so badass

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>>41711138
Well said

>>41708927
Fucki n Aussie

>>41711220
Yeah I was just being a Eurocentric dick

>>41709395
Actually you can't see their spots because of the shitty lighting and camera. Their spots are totally visible, reddit said so

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>>41709447
>tfw i've been fantasizing about being able to turn into a werewolf
>mfw ever since that started about a week ago, i've been seeing and hearing wolf shit everyday

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>>41711145
we donT KNOW IF THATS WHAT HAPPENED

>>41711045
Nah man is unique among the animals because he must toil in the dust or die. Read genesis fag.

From a bio perspective, a lot of selection has been in the last 10k years due to agriculture, and the ability to get jacked enough to push a plow or manhandle a pig when your starting as a pygmy playing grabbee Ass in the jungle... wa highly selected for.

>>41713329
>reading the jewble

Fuck off faggot

>>41707632
Pics of these guys always make me so fucking hungry

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>>41714316
>>41714327
>>41708927
u mirin cunt?

>>41714553
>getcaughtshitposting.jpeg

>>41706726
Ed Coan's been working on his mobility

>>41706726
big balls, small dick means your ancestors fucked a lot and where supreme chads. this guy fucks.

the more polygamous an animal is, the bigger its balls for storing sperm and the smaller the dick.

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>>41714553
>oi m8 didn't even scratch me
>yeah walk away bitch

these guys are like autistic crazy killer deers

>>41714800
Found the dicklet

>>41714800
Most scientists see it the other way around.

Chimps have average penis size, massive balls. Massive balls are the result of female promescuity. Male chimps evolved big balls because there's no monogamy, and you gotta compete with all the other male chimps by having tons of sperm.

Gorillas have little penis, little balls. Female gorillas are very loyal. Every male gorilla has two female gorillas. Female gorillas will often kill themselves if they outlive the male. Because the male gorillas never worried about cheating, they had no competition, so their balls evolved smaller.

Human balls are medium size, but humans have the biggest penises. Up until now, we've just been seeing how female promiscuity affects male ball size. Penis size is probably related to female infertility. A longer penis ensures closer delivery of sperm to the egg.

Chad ought to have small balls and a small cock: it means his maternal ancestors were both fertile and not sluts.

>>41711265
The dog has some disease that gives its twice the muscles or some shit.

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>>41709414
Tiggers are regularly killed by packs of Dholes in the wild during times of scarcity tbqh.

Dholes are about the size of a large fox for reference, but they do form big packs.

>>41707632
natty?

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>>41707708
thank me later

>>41714553
That is badass