You're at the gym with your GF and this guy comes and scoops

Smack my GF in the face for getting out of the kitchen

dump gf

hit on him

>>41702790
How close is Rich to death?
He reminds me of that Simpsons ep where ol docco tell Mr Burns he has so many diseases that they're blocking each other from killing him

Only 5 scoops? cmon

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>>41702833
4 scoops is already at hazardous levels, only a god can do 5

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>>41702790
slapbox him obviously
>it's motherfucking shake-and-bake time

>>41702790
Man, he is so god damn ugly.

I understand his obsession with getting big, because he'll never be attractive.

>>41702867
>humans

>>41702790
Rich is the nicest guy ever if you meet him
Also he wouldn't talk to anyone at the gym
>don't fucking talk to me I'm not here to talk I'm here to train

>>41702830
he is indestructible.

>>41702897
Nah, but seriously, he has beady eyes, a squat nose, thin lips and uses a patchy beard to hide his bad jawline.
Not to mention he is perpetually red.

When is he gonna get surgery and make serious facial gains?

>>41702937
How many plates does his nose squat?

>>41702998
No idea, but it looks like it's curled at least two pl8.

the tattoos are just incredibly shit looking