Whats the easiest high calorie tastiest meal to eat to gain weight?

Beans rice and fried chicken

peanut butter jelly sandwitches

Rice and mango chicken

beans, large eggs with ground beef

>>41695651
Just straight coffee creamer. Just this small bottle is: 2,520 calories.

>>41695651
There's nothing quite like a well made bowl of oatmeal.
I put some wheat germ, milk, crushed almonds, a handful of blueberries, honey, cinnamon, and a tablespoon of vanilla whey protein into my oats. There's nothing else I want to eat in the morning.

>>41695651
More black chicks pls

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>>41695944
Forgot pic.

>>41695651
pb&j + milk

>>41695651
-milk
-ice cream
-vanilla protein powder
-greek yogurt
-peanut butter
-oats
-couple tbsp of oil for extra calories

Drinkable and can easily be adjusted to 2k calories.

>>41695964
Food companies are getting really annoying with this

>only this small amount of calories per serving!
>(3984759375 servings per container)

I got fooled by pepperidge farm and their whole grain bread

>2 slices are 6g of fiber!

Each slice is 110 calories. Before the health craze, the label would probably say "1 serving gives 3g of fiber" but it just slightly suggested that 2 slices was a serving. Fucking cunts.

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>>41695944
that has to be bad for you
>>41695947
here ya go

>>41695651
wait who is this girl i feel like i've seen before

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>>41695651
Beans, rice, spinach, tinned sardines and oysters for those EPA, DHA and Zinc gains. Top this with some mayonnaise and hot sauce and gains await you on the other side.

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>>41695947

>>41695651
Peanut butter straight off the tub
>Literally doesn't get any easier
>Extremely high calorie at about 600 kcal per 100 measly g, only oils are higher but have no nutritional value
>Tasty as fuck
>26g protein per 100g, probably tons of vitamins and minerals too

>>41695651
>hair like a head of broccoli
no thankyou

>>41696042
It's fucking creamer, you're not supposed to be drinking it. The serving size is appropriate

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>He doesn't bulk on uranium

>>41695964
>Almost a day's calories in a liter
I may unironically try this, is it going to destroy me?

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Cinnabon with butter melted on top.

>>41697869
>not having a brocolli assassin haircut
Never gonna make it

>>41695651

Easiest for me also means least time cooking/least clean up

And for that I'd probably have to say some sort of smoothie. Just fill it up with shit like milk, peanut butter, protein powder, all that kinda shit. You could make it really calorie dense really easily.

>>41695651
Really depends on your tastes. A general rule is, the higher the fat content is, the easier it is to eat a lot of calories.

>>41696045
>that has to be bad for you
Fat gain in general is bad for you but you gotta break some eggs to make and omelet, you know?

>>41695651
peanuts, you can eat a lot of them while watching a movie and get like, 1000 calories easily

>>41697925
I don't think potential energy from gamma rays can be metabolized by the human body.

>>41695651
mcdonalds or similar fast food

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>>41698065
WHATEVER IT TAKES

>>41695651
whatever is brapped out of that perfectly plump brown booty

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>>41698211
this to be quite honest

High test BRAPS are the patrician bulking tool

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>>41695944
I actually tried this after reading this thread. I chugged the whole bottle and promptly puked my brains out. Would not recommend.

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>>41697925

>>41695651
Easiest would be mcdoubles/mcchickens. If you really don't care and just need calories with decent macros. Just don't get the soda or fries

>>41695651
Beans,chicken,rice and salsa