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>>41692837
im 22 i cant gain muscle should i roid?

>>41692855
NO
Your penis will fall off

I just want to facefuck my exes no-gag reflex throat again and then take her out to a french restaurant

>>41692879
thats more like it, now act like it.

>>41692886
I mean, I'm still just going to cry myself to sleep at night and bitch on here that nothing works.

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I just really want to bulk hard again lads, but I would gain back everything I cut hard to lose if I do.

I don't wanna eat at maintenance for a few weeks.

Fuck this shit.

Should I start running some HCG to return my nut size on the off chance my ex will see my dick within the next two weeks?

Or how about just zinc and lecithin granules and disregard ball size?

>>41692943
H-help. I need to get big bearmode.

Fuck I'm a bitch

>>41693004
Or realize that getting with an ex is pretty dumb, forwards not backwards

>>41693021
>want to bearmode
>doesnt want fat

Those two things are mutually exclusive my dude. Run a dry compound like tren or whayarvrt

>>41693029
That's not an answer to a question i askedd fuck nugget

>>41693042
Nah man I'm talking about the rebound after cutting so hard. I don't mind some fat, but I don't want to literally gain all of it back in 2 and a half months for nothing because I jumped straight back into heavy eating and lifting.

I mean I am on sdrol and test e, so it can't be too bad...

>>41693062
you wont. dont be a paranoid biytch

>gf loves having her hands pinned during sex
>ask if she wants to be tied up
>says yes

Neither of us have done anything but vanilla christian intercourse, is there a beginner guide somewhere? Bimbo pls help

>>41693075
Hrrrrggghhhh....god damn I am paranoid as fuck.
Alright. Fuck it.

Time to bulk off protein powder and MREs. Can't wait to get out of the field and to a barbell again, I'm starting to get tired of weighted pull ups, dips, and pistol squats

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I can't escape twink mode. Now I basically look like this. I have really rounded myself out, but small forearms and calves hold me back. No matter how much surplus food I eat and how much roids I blast I just can't seem to get 16 inch forearms that I've seen other dudes with. I'm in fucking Muscle Twink mode and I hate it. Is this shit inescapable? I just want to be fucking huge like a linebacker but I've always been closer to Jeff Cavalier instead

>>41693159
You do a lot of heavy pull ups and barbell pulls?

Can syringes be recycled if you don't aspirate? Seems like a lot of wasted plastic to just toss if it's not in contact with anything except the oil.

>>41693091

>rope
bueno.jpg

Reddit r/bdsmfaq
Twisted Monk has some good educational videos for beginners.
There was another one with two brothers who had some videos... Two Knotty Boys or something like that.

Rope type isn't as important for beginners as for advanced, but it does matter some. As long as you don't get something too thick, too thin, or slippery, you'll be ok.
I like paracord because it's cheap (100 ft for $10). Actual rope (hemp or jute normally) is best, but it's pricey (100 ft for $100 last time I looked at the fancy stuff).

>>41693189
why bother? 100 syringes are 4,85.

>>41693198

No, I mean tossing them into the recycling rather than the trash.

I only ask because I think it is technically "medical waste", which should be just thrown in the trash.

>>41693208
theres a drop off center for needles/syringes in a town a bit further up.

p sure they recycle it, not sure if you got anything like that nearby.

>>41693182
I don't really do either one

>>41693244
Well there you go man, that's how you solve your issue. More heavy pull movements. Your forearms along with everything else will follow

>>41693302
Is it okay to use thumb to support the weight or is thumb-over grip better for forearms

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>>41692837
Does doing steroids cure autism? This is literally my last hope of being a semi-normal, functioning member of society.

>>41693403
Yes but only in high doses, 1g of tren and test at least ED

>>41693420
>tren
>curing autism

i must have missed that memo

>>41693403
you will need a lot of test (all year long) and someone to headpatt you

>>41693427
It's under the secret life cheat mode, the only way to turn godmode on

>George Leeman video about beginner steroid use
>suggests that people start with lower doses (400-500mg) and never go down from that
>just build up dosage over time as it stops being enough to add muscle/strength

Do... do people actually do that? How do they not fuck themselves up?

Video for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDy-srzUrA

>>41693189
Weird play met twisted monk and knotty boys through Kink.com. Good resources for info. Buy your rope from TM. Treat it yourself.

>>41693189
>Can syringes be recycled if you don't aspirate? Seems like a lot of wasted plastic to just toss if it's not in contact with anything except the oil.
it's your sepsis buddy do what you want

So weird question. Why is only my left nut getting smaller while my right hasn't shrunk at all?

>>41693485
George is not human

>>41693500

I really wanted some of that TM rope. I'm broke, though.

Were they as nice in person as they seem?

>>41693519

>mfw two people in a row didn't get it

"Recycle", not "reuse". I mean tossing it in the recycling.

Do you guys get a lot of questions about reusing syringes or something?

>>41693540

Fair point.

>>41693159
wrist roller and toe press on leg press. Consistency is the key

You are weak minded that's why you give up

>>41692783
>>41692783
>Why not just cycle then
Because PCT gave me terrible acne. Like really worse.

I also have terrible body dysformia. I will die by the needle. Die skinny

>>41693339
Are you talking about hook grip for heavy deadlifts? Absolutely, I think hook grip is better than mixed anyday.

Double overhand for everything else

>>41693004
Woman don't give a shit fuck about balls. And smaller balls make you dick look bigger.


Didn't rich piano educate you on this subject?

>>41693559
Yeah really well spoken and insightful. Just really a person that gives a sense of wanting to educate. I have a lot of respect. The rope is really nice too. His rope is what my ex used in a few photos I posted here of me being tied. Really comfy, really sturdy and I don't see them as too expensive as they're investment pieces. We got use out of them probably twice a week, so it's pretty fair.

What kind of training split do you guys use?

I recently tried doing (kind of) an Arnold split (chest+back, shoulders+arms, legs), but my bench and OHP are both very tricep-heavy, so doing them one day after another wasn't good for me. Maybe PPL would work?

I used to do upper/lower, and it works, but I wanted to split it into six days for shorter sessions.

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>>41693559
>"Recycle", not "reuse". I mean tossing it in the recycling.
Recycling doesn't work my man. Recycling is what white people do to convince themselves they are doing something when in fact they are doing nothing. Recycling is smug virtue signaling and nothing more. It accomplishes nothing and actually hurts the planet in most cases.

Recycling can actually waste resources when you take into account the fact that you have to collect all the plastic, transport it to a facility, sort and discard 50% of the total because it is unrecyclable, then melt & press down to raw materials, then transport it to Coca Cola so they can make new bottles, then transport to a store shelf. That's a lot of gas, manpower, water, electricity, and other shit you are using to "recycle" and it more than cancels out the effort of sending your gay plastic to a recycle plant in China.

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>>41693688

>>41693703
Either look it up or tell me why I'm wrong.

>>41693688
Penn and Teller did a bullshit on this on this. I think specific recycling industries such as paper were supposed to wasteful but glass recycling was beneficial. Not sure on oil products like plastics.

>>41692943
Eat a surplus but in 'clean' shit. No binging. Increase surplus gradually.

>>41693717
Different Anon. I always understood that consumer recycling was butkiss but industrial recycling was worthwhile. Im not 100 percent sure though.

>>41693420
>1g
>Every day

Is this normal...?

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>>41693803

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Ughhfh. VG shot leaked like a mofo when I took the needle out. Probably .5ml even though I ztracked.
Quads are usually super smooth with almost no leakage but I need to use a couple spots because muh high tren.

Thinking about switching to 250test/300eq/250deca/300mast for a while. Thoughts?


Still can't get girlie off my mind all fucking week when I don't see her. I should probably just be straight with her about how I feel and see if she feels the same, problem is were both awkward.

>>41693403
no and this thread is the perfect proof

>>41693442
what part of absolutely no source talk has you confused?

>>41693663
>ut my bench and OHP are both very tricep-heavy, so doing them one day after another wasn't good for me. Maybe PPL would work?
so you can do both on the same day?

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>>41693559
>Do you guys get a lot of questions about reusing syringes or something?

You'd be surprised at the amount of people who think it's okay to reuse something that is a literal biohazard. The "Nothing bad will happen to me, it only happens to other people" mindset is especially surprising here, since syringes and needles are pretty much the cheapest part of running a cycle.

Whatever, if people wanna risk their life over something that's like $0.15, then let them die.

>>41693828
>Thinking that abomination is attractive

>>41693833

>so you can do both on the same day?

Yep. I'm trying to figure out how to split into more than two days while still hitting everything twice per week and not having any repeats (rows the day before deadlifts, bench before OHP, etc.).

Like I said, upper/lower worked fine, but the workouts took a long time. I'll probably just go back to that and suck it up.

>>41693004
lecithin gives me god teir cum shots, i dont ever run hcg, i like my balls at the smaller size, especially in the summer feels much nicer and makes my dick look even bigger.

>>41693091
you can also look into things like bondage tape, a spreader bar, and under the bed restraints, these are faster than rope play and depending on the girl better. some girls like the suspense and drawn out part of being tied down, but i feel most that are into the whole semi-rapey thing prefer you to throw them down, pin them and restrain them quickly.

>>41694228
Zip ties are my go to for this

if a strongfat went on a drastic diet and cut down his training but still took lots of steroids, would he shrink down to bruce lee/gymnast levels of lean and smaller muscles?

seems plausible

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>>41694549

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>>41694064
It's not her. That's some hippie vegan girl, which is actually what the girlie is like too but different one.

>>41694261
yep zip ties work great, i use the thicker heating and cooling ones, the dont cut into the girl as much, just enough for a little pain

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Wew, this dnp is definitely doing something.

Sweating through my shirts, don't even feel like I'm hot. Just massive amounts of sweat.

>>41692924
God dammit can you shut the fuck up

>steroids start kicking in
>becoming highly interested in oppai loli and 2D
what does this mean

>>41695240

You're ascending into your final form, as did our messiah, jerry.

It will be a difficult transformation, but if you survive, you will emerge a true alpha.

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>>41693485
>300-400mg of anadrol or dbol a day
mfw

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>>41695752
>your liver when

>>41695752
Rip in peace anon

>>41696073
tell her another girl is texting you

>>41696073
you already posted that entire conversation uncensored, picture and name included (and you shared personal information)

what do you think you're doing

>>41696394
Take it easy bro?

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>>41692837
>waiting on my pins to show up in the mail any day now

Looks like Poor Cunt's time is finally gonna come guys. Get your "roiding for this" meme's out, because shit's gonna be the new standard for mediocre physiques.

I'm so excited.

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>>41696965

What do you do with a gf that hates steroids? Been with her for 10 months and she always hated them and makes me feel like shit whenever I use them but I'm on too much tren to care.
Do I dump her and get a cardio bunny or keep her and just annoy her until she gets too pissed off ? I actually love her it's scary. Wouldn't go as low as our lovely crusader tho

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>>41697016
Evaluate the relationship and think hard about which one you like more: roiding, or this girl. How the fuck have you lasted so long with someone who hates them? And what drew her to you in the first place anyway?

Regardless, when you eventually realize you care more about roiding than whoever the fuck this chick is, get yourself a nice cardio bunny and fuck the shit out of her. You'll feel a lot better about the whole thing afterwards.

>>41697016
I'm of the opinion that if steroids are something you're going to keep doing long term and she actually makes you feel like shit about using them, then you need to move on before it gets much harder to break it off (or worse, she's the one who leaves you because it clearly is something she dislikes). or you can try to explain steroids to her and that you know what you're doing/figure out what she doesn't like about them

I'm not the one dating her though, I'm sure you actually already know what to do but don't want to do it.

>The arimidex was tested and it tested out as halotestin
jesus fucking christ

>>41697162
... why did I laugh so hard at this

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>>41697162
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN

cry yourself to sleep with your itchy nipples and ask yourself why the 0.5mg of arimidex didn't work.

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>>41697162
>>41697191
I really did kek when I read that earlier

>>41697212
>>41697162
he was taking like 7mg of "adex" a day or something too LOL

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>>41697162
>>41697191
>>41697212

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>>41697227
Holy shit

>>41697227
Offical fraud banner

>>41697227
beautiful

Just thought about something. Have you guys had to get new clothes because you grew so much that your old ones don't fit? hinking about losing some of my cool shirts because they're too small makes me kinda sad, so I was just wondering how it worked out for you guys.

>>41697515
you're not even pinning yet and worry about outgrowing your clothes, that's the fucking spirit m80

but no, I still wear them two sizes too small because I'm a huge /fa/ggot

>>41697515
yes. I outgrew my favorite ocbd and not it has a few holes in a bunch of places so I can't really wear it anymore. it sucks

most of my shirts are way too small right now and I need to go clothes shopping but I'm lazy. couldn't be lazy about my jeans though, quads just wouldn't fit anymore so I literally just couldn't wear them anymore

>>41697515
Age 15 I was 150lbs age 18 I'm 240lbs so yeah I have like one pair of gym shorts and that's it

>>41697553
Gotta be prepared for whatever happens, you know? I'm hoping my slightly baggy clothes will just look better when they're tighter>, but we'll see.

>>41697554
I guess the pants thing is my biggest concern, since I gotta wear khakis to work every day and it's a bitch to have to get more if I outgrow them.

>>41697558
I meant for people growing from roidss, not natural growth, but I get what you're going for I think.

>>41697696
wouldn't worry about legs that much desu.

shirts are going to be a bigger issue since your delts are gonna pop + traps.

Delts and chest are the most important muscles for aesthetics prove me wrong

>>41697905
Hmmm....

No.

FACE HEIGHT FRAME

Therefor neck, legs, and shoulders

Oh my god it is so hard to reverse diet. All I want to do is eat carbs. They are handing out bread, poptarts, m&ms, granola bars and dessert like hella over here. I can't stop eating so much

>>41697905
>>41697921
This guy gets it. Chest/back should go hand in hand though.
Neck is a given

>>41693004
Drink tons of water, lethicin, and zinc

>>41697016
At least you didn't hide your use for three years then she finds them while searching your room RIP my last relationship

>>41698021
But you had her on anavar I saw your Reddit post

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So i got insulted by this cute little asian girl today and I kinda feel turned on. She comes into my gym all the time in yoga pants and a sports bra and doesnt give any guys the time of day and its been my goal since I was a dyel to fuck her (p.s Im still a dyel)

>Shoulder and upper chest day (lagging body parts)
>Feel like testing my max as I havent done it in a while
>db ohp pyramiding from 50lbsx12 to 70lbsx10
>Go for pr of 75lbs
>Think if i hit this the girl will love me
>Get 7 reps
>Try again and get 10
>Say fuck it, if I hit 80lbs she will love me for sure
>hit 5reps and I call it quits
>Continue with upper lower chest flies and bb ohp as usual
>Planning on doing light db incline
>work my way up from 65 to 90lbs
>new 5rm
>decide to try 95lbs
>look over to asian girl doing meme tier booty exercises and tell her im attempting another pr so if she can continue doing her exercise as long as possible it will help alot.
>Kick up 95lbs and get shoulder into position
>get the weight half way and struggle like a bitch
>grunt "just fucking get up"
>Drop weight
>Grill comes by with a wendys smirk and says that probably isnt the first time ive said that infront of a girl
>Walks away to never be seen again

Well at least the tren is kicking in.

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>>41697929

>recovering fatty
>dieting down pretty effectively while at school
>graduate and move back home while I look for a job
>house is full of sugar, carbs, and butter

i had cancer and had a ball cut off and my test levels are 300 now
ive been having hip pain and pain in my cheekbones along with bad anxiety. would this be because of my low t?
what kinda stuff happens to the body on low t

>>41698121
Is this bait?

>>41698182
anxiety is pretty common in low T.
Hip pain and pain in cheekbones could be some form of calcium shortage/bone weakness from low T.

you could easily get some T prescribed tho

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>>41698189
What about it sounds like bait?

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>>41698197

All of it.

>>41698121
what the fuck are you doing in /fraud/

>>41698162
It's a slippery slope.

It doesn't help that I'm also running such a carb hungry compound like superdrol as well.

This is the second day in a row I have eaten 500g of carbs and 4000 cals, all after I dieted down eating 1700-1900 low carb for 2 and a half months.

The craziest shit is seeing veins pop up on my abs, legs, waist, chest, etc.

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>>41698215
Like I chat her up quite often because she seems to fallow me around quite often.
>I go to the free weights
>She goes and does dumb booty exercises in the free weights
>I go to the cable machines
>She goes and does stupid booty exercises in the cable section
>I go to the power racks
>She goes and does dumb booty excerices in the power racks
I just never been this autsimo before

>>41698236
because im autistic and am frauding?

>>41698215
>>41698236
I think he's talking about individual dumbbells.

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>>41698254
Ok i know about the not counting the bar meme but do people serious count using 90lb dumbbells as a set at 180lbs?

>>41698105
Holy fuck man I'm a different person I'm a 5'7 manlet that dude was 6'2. Go look at his posts Jesus.

>>41698278
Uh yes? That's how math works.

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>>41698370
is this bait?

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Just got my Tren A in the mail. Girlfriend asked what it was and I told her it was medicine for a hormone deficiency. Now I'm just waiting on my TRT to get here tomorrow and I'll start my blast.

If i run 500mg test as a basic first cycle and then when I did my 2nd cycle I immediately jumped into a test tren dbol bulk cycle, what would happen?

>>41698464
more gains

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>>41698464
I'm doing Tren on my first cycle. Just starting with a low dose of 350mg a week to gauge sides for the two weeks or month then second month might kick it up to 700mg a week.

As long as you have AI, caber and all that shit why not? Don't listen to gatekeepers who are jelly that you're going to outshine them.

>>41698496
because you have no idea how you react to compounds individually, no idea how to make the distinction between e2 and prolactin, no idea how to handle aromatization...

have fun

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>>41698527
>no idea how to make the distinction between e2 and prolactin, no idea how to handle aromatization

Good thing tren doesn't aromatize then, huh cuckboi? I'm running TRT level test.

>>41698540
yeah, you're not gonna aromatize at all on trt levels of test... that's how that works.

I repeat, have fun

>>41698496
So far my first blast has been
1-3 50mg adrol ed
1-12 400mg Test E ew
5-12 75mg anavar ed
8-12 20mg sdrol ew
12-24 350mg Test/Tren E ew

I've gone from 180 to 215 in 15 weeks and now im just trying to recomp back to 10-12% bf. Its been one hell of a wild ride and would recommend to anyone for their first blast.

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>>41698558
I'm already on TRT so I know what e2 levels my dosage puts me at, I'm just adding Tren which does not aromatize. Nice try kiddo.

>>41698581
no you don't because you haven't had any blood tests done yet

no sign of gyno does not mean e2 within range. add prolactin to the mix and you're in for some nice brown lactating titties. make sure to tell us about it so I can laugh about the var only cycling, clomid trt memeing, animeposting retard some more

>>41698604
>you haven't had any blood tests done yet

Uh? I have though..................

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>>41698604
>>41698614
that was pretty dumb

now you both say you're sorry and shake hands

Changed my dosage today
Been dosing at over 1ml a week now lowered dose to twice a week and half dose every 4.5 days

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> biking for cardio
> on the last stretch of my route
>I pass some dyel manlet I saw two miles ago when I was heading the other direction
> five seconds later he shouts at me to leave room (on the wrong side of the road) and he passes me
> he sprints like 150m ahead
> whatever.jpg
> but then I realize what a faggot shitstain he is
> DHT rage activated
> literally just forget about breathing and it feels like a heavy set of squats
> pass him going like twice his speed
Fuck manlets

I also just ate like half a watermelon and tired as fuck. This is nice.

>>41692837
> Got some Test Prop
> Think I have a heart condition

Should I just go for the Zyzz?

>>41698884
>think

get to the doctor u cunt

>>41698859
>blogposting about biking past a dude running
what

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Heyy could high estrogen be making me cum fast and losing a hard on too quickly, I'm ordering an e blocker and cialis tonight. Still on 400-600 mg of test c unsure of the mg.

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>>41698884
Yeah bro test prop is what killed ZYZZ not lack of cardio + tren + cocaine + smoking + who knows what yeah bro I'm sure it was the test prop

>>41698944
havent personally cummed faster on high estro but my dick is definitely a 75% when my e2 is wack.

>>41698942
You can sprint on a bike

Also he was on one of those manlet horizontal bikes where your lying down on ur back or whatever. What a fag hahahha

What kind of gains could a 5'6" 140lb 28 year old realistically expect from running a test e cycle for 12 weeks? Assuming their diet and training are somewhat decent? I've been lifting for almost a year and I know beginners shouldn't think about touching gear but I feel like I've wasted so much of my years and that I won't have many left

165lb
18
20%bf +-2 havnt checked in a while. Want to take some dnp at 200 mg/day for 4 days then up it to 400 for 10. Should I go higher or longer of do you guys think what I am doing sounds good?

>>41698976
Also, here are my current stats, if that matters:

Height - 6'0
Weight - 240

Don't really know how to calculate my BF% though

>>41698975
I would start growth hormone at your age as well

Go for 16 weeks test-e cycle and do a 20lb bulk. Your can even go for a bit more than that if you suspect it's water and not fat. You'll gain a lot of muscle, in fact I'd be surprised if you gained bf% at all.

However since your a novice I doubt you have the dedication to eat clean and properly and pick a good program

>>41693091
>>gf loves having her hands pinned during sex
>>ask if she wants to be tied up
>>says yes
>Neither of us have done anything but vanilla christian intercourse, is there a beginner guide somewhere? Bimbo pls help

Silk sash, ribbon. Looks really plain, but works.

I use an old tie, fuzzy leather cuffs, and some rope. The fuck buddy loves that shit.

>>41693610
>>>41693004
>Woman don't give a shit fuck about balls. And smaller balls make you dick look bigger.
>Didn't rich piano educate you on this subject?
This man is right.

They care about that cock. The only bitches that care about balls are ones that try too hard to impress you.

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Whats the best way to take 50mg var ED? 25mg E12H?

>>41698999
Im at the point in my life where I'm ready to see how dedicated I am. I've never been one to eat lots of shitty food. I like rice beans, lean meats etc. Getting calories in were a problem for me on the past but I'm currently the heaviest I've ever been. The programming for me is definitely a question mark. I planned on running some sort of PPL naturally for at least 4 or 5 months to see what kind of results I get. But while on gear I know plenty of people run bro splits isolating individual muscles correct? I still have plenty of research to do. Especially regarding pct I recognize that. Im just contemplating pinning and learning what I can. Spent time looking over the steroids subreddit

>>41699029
Yeah I'd take it every 8 to 12 hours. I'd also double the dose. Hell my wife is on 25mg a day.

I have a friend in the medical field who can and has given me blood work before but I was wondering if they might get in trouble if I do 3 blood work test in such a short span. Its a family owned clinic but the lab who does my work is a different company and I'm having my friend put it on my insurance. Could anything go wrong if my test shows up high and what not. My friend has to make a excuse like depression or something everytime I do bloodwork but their clinic is meant for womens care so its odd if I keep showing up for blood work.

No private labs remotely close to me so this is my only option.

>>41699036
Don't have to prove shit to yourself. Hop on and learn as you go. Even if you train like shit but eat decently, you'll be miles ahead of your natty self those 4-5months. All you gotta know is if youre willing to take the risk.

>>41699063
not everyone likes clitdicks

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sup, i'm 19 years old, 6'ft 183cm, 60kg 130lbs, skelly, i want a fast weight gain and a friend of mine told me to do danabol for 2 months, I have ordered 5mg pills, ( 100 pills in total ) so my question is

Can it kill me? is it safe for me to take this at this height and weight?

>>41699127
aahahahah

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>>41699063
i bet you suckle on her feminine penis every night

post pics

>>41699091
I mean I'd like as much knowledge going in as possible. Obviously I realize there are risks but I don't hear too many steroid horror stories in the small amount of time I've been reading about them here and reddit. I'd assume proper knowledge on how to do a minimalist cycle of test e would be one of the safer options. I don't have dreams of being a monster so I don't think I'd start to abuse gear too badly.

>>41699127
THis is good bait

>>41699212
One thing I bet you read a lot is that everyone wishes they hopped on earlier. If you feel you have a good plan diet wise then go ahead and start it up. Just do the reddit GVT training plan or a PPLx routine.

>>41699127
I cycled oral only at 17, go ahead faggot. no rugrats

>>41699254
Thanks for your guideance bro. I wish I got more serious about weight training in general 8 years ago.

>>41699268
No problem bruh. If you wanna play it safe do it but I honestly believe if anyone is going to hop on eventually, they should just hop on. Like you said a test e cycle is not really dangerous and you can literally learn about all the precautions to take in a few days.

>>41695240

You're making it, that's what it means.

>>41695531

Final form is transitioning with titty skiddles to become gf.

>>41698975
If you eat right you can put on 50+lbs of solid mass

>>41693610
>>41694202
Lecithin and zinc is it is then

>>41695046
I could but then I wouldn't be making you angry big boy.

>>41697016
>wouldn't go as low as our lovely crusader though
If you truly love her you would. I haven't even posted some of the more beta shit I've done because I know /fraud/ will go ape shit

>>41699420
lol

So I know I'm supposed to pin my peps in the morning and post workout fasted but doesn't that mean I can't eat after my workout after I pin? I only eat chicken and veggies post workout so shouldn't it be fine if I eat after dosing? Or would it be a waste?

>>41694549
You ever see George Leeman's cut? Dude looked legit as fuck. He's back to being fat now though.

>>41699103
>>41699169

>clit dick

It's 25mg of var not a gram of tren. It's definitely larger than normal but she has a small clit anyways. It's literally just looks like she turned on all the time which she is.

Funny enough epi and winstrol had zero effect on her clit.

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How much do you guys generally aim to gain in weight per week on a slow/clean bulk?

I was thinking 1-2lbs a week average is probably best.

Wanna cut down past 10%, maintain for a month take some pictures, then slowly bulk up to 250+lbs on loads of test and deca. Currently 220lbs 15% for reference.

Sounds good?

>>41699554
are you 6'5?

>>41699590
6'3" king of manlets

Seeing wonder woman with redhead girl today.

I mean, I've lost all interest in her now that exgf has texted me. Should I just use her to cry a little or just break off now?

>>41699593
You should up the tren and take 200mg adrol a day.

>>41698699
faggots

give me some (yous)

>>41699593
I know you're not paying for a movie for a female you're not banging cuck..

>>41699623
your cycle is bad and you should feel bad

>>41699626
N-no of course not...

>>41699639
seriously?.................

>>41699645
It's not even that bad, its $30 kangaroo dollars.

>>41699677
It's the principle of it. I hope you don't plan on having sex because she already views you as a doormat.

>>41699685
If you thinks thats bad. When exgf first texted me and we both started spewing out our emotions and problems she told me she was very low on money because family and shit. 2 days later I transferred $200 into her account.

I just want to make sure she's eating and taking care of herself.

>>41699726
almost thought you were serious

>>41699751
Yeah as if.

>>41699726
hahahahahahahaha

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>>41699759
>>41699726

>>41699726
Out of curiosity, have you had your E2 levels checked recently?

>>41699009
What's a good knot to use if I'm using a tie? I want to tie her hands together and to the bed

>>41699817
No. But I did take 25mg of asin for 4 days just to see and it didn't do much. So maybe my AI is bunk.

>>41699828
A basic 2 column tie

>>41699837
Could be halo
Did you get noticeably stronger in those 4 days?

>>41699851
All I noticed is my shoulder joints hurt more. I wish it was halo.

>>41699828
Aren't ties meant to be bad for bondage since they can tighten with movement and cut circulation?

>>41699443
>t. reddit

>>41699919
You're bad at knot tying if this happens

>>41699939
I've never tied knots before desu. Just pinning, submissive holds and the like.

whats a good level of testosterone to be at for a life time long commitment. my test levels are really really low and i'm depressed/anxious
How do i keep it so i don't go infertile?
will this be expensive? especially going legal through doctors and pharmacies

18 y/o taking 500 mg test e weekly for 12 weeks. Nolvadex PCT. Going GVT and a general bulk. First cycle. Have adex on hand as AI.

Looking for feedback from others that started when they were young (<21).

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>female friend (non-romantic) says "How would I look with bangs? How would I look with bangs? How would I look with bangs?"
>I say "fucking terrible. Never do it."
>She keeps asking me for weeks, turning into months
>I say it is the world idea of all time and she would look terrible, every time. I never falter.
>she gets bangs anyway, and her friend who is not a stylist does it for her, the worst possible way to get this haircut done

>She asks me how it looks

What kind of trick is this?

>>41699982
>having non romantic female friends

cuck

>>41699996
xD

>>41699982
Just tell her what she wants to hear and she'll stop bugging you about it.

>>41699982

>"not quite as shitty as expected"

>>41699996
xd

>>41699593
Yo cucksader, you sound and think just like a hoe in most of your posts. Time to up or switch up your AI.

>>41699982
Once she starts noticing how bad it really looks then tell her how bad it is.

>>41700050
>you sound and think just like a hoe

I don't even know what this means.

>>41700106
Your mindset is that of a woman

>>41700174
And what the fuck does this mean? Maybe I am a woman?

>>41700181
your e2 is probably 100 and your asin is bunk

Is it possible to buy syringes and needles on amazon?

>>41700187
But how is my mindset that of a woman?

>>41700201
Buy from GPZ MED LAB. Read the wiki.

>>41700202
you're emotionally needy and submissive

>>41700222
I'll take that.

>>41700242
And you like COCK

I'm sorry I just wanted to be a part of the conversation, I didn't mean that

>>41698182
your test levels should be fine with a single ball
source: i had a ball cut off when i was born and i dont think ive had issues with test but never got it checked lol doctors said it wouldnt be an issue

>>41699968
Chem started young. He ended up strung out on drugs and broke his penis last I heard.

>>41698859
pic is 10/10
your greentxt sucked tho

>>41700329
Did you get a prosthetic ball or are you just uni-ball?

>>41700392
uni-ball since i was a newborn (they removed it)

is tren supposed to look like rusty old piss

>>41700382
Hehe. I am keeping the cycle very minimal and training hard 6 days a week as well as working a very physically demanding job. I have no plans or ambitions to use any other substance than an anabolic androgenic steroid. I hope my dick still works after this. Maybe I will post a "natural" transformation on YouTube and be like all of the other cunts.

>>41700382
>>>41699968
>Chem started young. He ended up strung out on drugs and broke his penis last I heard.
Ha

>>41700416
people always say they're just gonna do one cycle but after you do a cycle you feel like a cuck working out natty

>>41700431
I'm only doing one cycle for now and that's for sure. I will likely just keep and maintain the gains I keep from the cycle, then once I'm older, start mixing and using different compounds to become full sik cunt mode.

>>41700414
Amber/orangey yes

>>41700414
No, somebody has sent you their piss vials.

>>41700462
sure you will

>>41700563
>Taking so much tren that you can literally use your own piss as tren

That's metal as fuck

>>41700589
>Not using your own piss as tren
never going to make it

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>>41699726

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>>41699726
>2 days later I transferred $200 into her account.

Nigga.

>>41700329
but my test levels are 300 though? not sure if it equaled out after it was removed
they said they would be fine but idk if it was like this before or not but i know that its low :/

>>41699967
anyone know this info?

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So I have kind of a similar situation with my pin like tgat guys VG pin that leaked.
I injected my left quad yesterday and I think an alright amount of blood cane out. I haven't had pip after and I still have no pip. Is this normal? Like my thigh doesn't hurt at all.
I do if oil leaked out but what we ould you do in my situation? Pin 50mg? 100mg? Or just move on.

Could Zyzz have survived if he practiced proper cycle lengths, PCT and regular blood tests?

>>41700801
he could have survived if he didn't snort cocaine and crawl into a taiwaneese sauna

>>41700801
his last post was about trying dnp and he died in a suana do the matherino

>>41699848
Cheers bimbsie

Will report back in a few days and blogpost about how it went

Bought some lecithin and zinc. Now how long does it take for this shit to kick in?

>>41700690
>>41700720
You are cyberbullying me.

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What body parts does my Draenei need to work on? Is this achievable natty?

I've been b&c (mostly blasting) for about 7 months now without blood tests. Should I try blood letting?
I've read if my RBC count gets too high bad things can happen.

>>41701024
don't fap for 2 days at least, take a ton of lecithin, don't overdo the zinc, and drink a lot of water and you'll notice a big difference

>>41701141
100mg too much zinc?

>>41701141
Also

>fap
>implying
I may have sex out of marriage but fapping is pretty off limits because it does fuck with my head a bit.

>>41701111
gee maybe you should get a blood test for hemoglobin count

retard

>>41700755
Pls help. Feel like I leaked alot due to no pip what so ever and blood coming out

>>41700201
no, if you try your dick will fly off

>>41701280
It doesn't really matter. Just don't let it happen again.

The granules smell like fucking saw dust you put into a guinea pig enclosure. Tastes kind of orangey.

vg + quads best places to inject ?

>>41699435
Please post the other shit youve done - it will hopefully make me feel better about what i did with my ex...

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>>41701306
Would it be stupid to pin 50-100mg a day after.

>>41701306
>>41701652
On a,standard 500mg test blast Btw. And thanks.

hey crusader if your gf said she would get back with you as long as you get her sleep around on the side would you say yes?

>>41701579
Sure. I expect /fraud/ to not cyberbully me here because I've been asked.

>She said she was out of tea and wanted some but it was too late to go to the shops
>>I rode (motorbike) in the freezing cold to my Mums house which is 40 minutes away.
>Took a box of tea
>Rode 30 minutes to her place, couldn't feel my hands by this point
>Dropped it at her door
>Texted her to check her front door
>Rode back home

>She told me she was hungry but there was nothing in her house she wanted
>>I sent her a picture of my stash of Chobani's and as joke said "want some?"
>She said yes
>Rode to her place and did the same thing with the tea

I also have been keeping a diary since the 31st of May which I've been writing down all my thoughts and feelings daily. It's currently about 4 pages long with size 10 font (word file) Ain't no way I'm showing /fraud/ that.

I also cry a lot and kiss and stroke my pillow pretending it's her. I stuffed some heat packs into one of those long pillows the other night to mimic her body warmth when we cuddled.

>>41701652
Can't see any harm really.

>>41701702
at least when I was my exes bitch I was cumming inside her

>>41701702
>Ain't no way I'm showing /fraud/ that
OH NO I WAS ABOUT TO ASK :(

cuck

>>41701147
you only need 20-30mg, especially if you're not busting nuts 24/7

>>41701152
it'd do you well, maybe you wouldn't be so bitch dependent

>>41701700
No. I'm a figurative cuck not an actual one.

>>41701702
Even jerry is more alpha than this

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>>41701713
What did I just say about cyberbullying?

>>41701714
Maybe if I ever get back with her or I'm just fucked out of my mind on some sort of substance I'll show it. But no way that's happening now.

>>41701720
>you only need 20-30mg, especially if you're not busting nuts 24/7

Capsules I got are 50mg. Oh well. I'm sure it's fine.

>>41701737
jerry has ascended passed women. He's more alpha than every single one us.

>>41701728
even if it was the only way she would take you back? ever?

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>>41701748
lol it's not bullying if it's true nerd

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>>41701702
>I also cry a lot and kiss and stroke my pillow pretending it's her.

>>41701750
Never. That's probably one of the two only things she could do that I wouldn't ever forgive or tolerate.

I don't want a relationship with a cheating disease ridden whore bag.

>>41701748
>But no way that's happening now.
please don't let it happen ever. I would very much like to read it for entertainment but I fear that the cuck is contagious and would rise my e2 sky high from mere exposure to such faggotry

>>41697097
Roids way more desu. Sure she is a nice person but sometimes she pisses me off so much and is rather controlling desu. Don't know how I lasted it's a miracle to be honest!!

Think it's what I'll do

>>41697115
Roids are long term I know definitely just want to keep them and she will nit pick forever... It's quite an obvious decision
>>41698021
If a girl breaks up just purely for the use then fuck her. Especially after three years. What a hoe
>>41699435
Up the tren mofo. And aromasin

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>>41701737
that's not fair
jerry is more alpha than anyone on this board

>>41701759
that literally doesnt make any sense

>>41701782
how does that not make sense? ive been through his shit. he's being used hard he should at least get something from it. I'm not being mean just stating the obvious. he just recognize he's got more value than just being her lapdog.

>>41701759
I can't tell if you just post the same photo every time or a different photo.

I like that we have similar chest insertions though.
>shitty round pec masterrace

>>41701795
>he just recognize he's got more value than just being her lapdog.
lul

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>>41701808
second time ive posted it so you can't really describe it as every time. pecs are far from shitty though. post up ho

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is this possible nattY?

>>41701824
I'd rather not be doxxed. But square marble slab pecs you have to admit are more aesthetic.

>>41701836
nah I love the fullness and round 3D effect ladies call them thick pillows and that suits me fine

how much arimidex do you guys use? I have people saying "don't use any until you feel burning nips cause it will ruin your gains". Some say, ".25 eod" some say ".5 eod".

>>41701833
Nah probably DNP, T3, ECA, and that diet detox tea at least.

>>41701852
I have mild PE so the 3D effect just makes the crevice look even deeper. Really trying to work a way to make it less noticeable especially from profile shots.

>tfw exgf like my PE because she could rest her cheek in there without her face getting sore

>>41701873
>exgf like my PE because she could rest her cheek in there without her face getting sore

how fat r u

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>>41701836
>I'd rather not be doxxed.
muh dox meme
if we were going to kill someone it'd have been alex

just strip the exif data and you're fine

>>41701889
Not very.

I started from über skelly 118lbs 6'. Getting fat fucking terrifies me.

Not sure how you deduced that I was fat from that post.

>>41701867
On 750mg test, 500mg mast, and epi I'm taking .25mg every 3 days. AI dosage it's pretty individual though. On 500mg test a week or less and I don't even take an AI while others get gyno just looking at a vial of test.

>>41694597
This one is even uglier

You have terrible taste

>>41701931
okay big guy post something more attractive

>>41701702
>Roiding for this

>guy shrugging in deadlift rack

>>41701948
Roids don't change who you are on the inside desu. I'm a sappy emotionally needy little bitch.

>>41701978
change yourself then it's not a good look

>>41701978
mommy's boy huh

did your father leave?

>>41701987
I'm not completely retarded in real life, I promise. Not as retarded as I am here. I don't think it's really possible to change 'who' you are. You can change how you express your certain emotion but not the person.

I do enjoy who I am, when my needs are being met of course.

Crusader has gotten even more cucky and beta on tren. I though tren made you ALPHA?

>>41701992
He was an abusive cunt and I hope he's dead.

>>41702000
you totally can change yourself it requires discipline

>>41702005
Now it all makes sense...

>>41702011
I am skeptical.

>>41702001
Naww, I don't think the tren has done anything in this. I could feel the emotion building up the 2 months of silence between me and her. It was only coincidental that when I eventually broke I started tren.

>>41702005
oh close enough then

>>41702015
you must be reeeeally young too

>>41702001
steriods really don't, i've found they're more inclined to amplify extreme personality traits than reverse/combat them

/broscience

>>41702037
>you must be reeeeally young too

Early to mid 20's.

>>41702034
yeah it's definitely not the hormone notorious for causing emotional overreactions

>>41702049
I would have broken with or without the tren guaranteed.

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saw this in my gym

>>41702057
your fatalism is bizarre you know your behavior is lame and in direct opposition to getting what you want but you're so okay with saying "thats just me lol"

>>41702049
Have you run tren bimbsy

>>41702077
>fatalism

I don't know what this word means. Please elaborate.

>>41702078
a lot and it fucks me mentally when im not healthy emotionally otherwise it's just a shorter temper a little more blunt and aggressive bit nothing major

>>41702087
you don't take responsibility for your behavior and personality and just write it off as what will be will be it's just how it is

fits with your passive faggot personality tho

>>41702087
you're religious and don't understand the concept of fatalism holy shit what do they teach you fools in dinosaur land

>>41702109
Cheers

>>41702110
I'm sure I understand the concept. I'm just not familiar what concept the word connects to.

How long do you guys rest between sets I usually do a couple minutes in accessory lifts and 3-5 for reads and squats

>>41702230
1 to 2 minutes. If you do anything more you're a pussy unless you're going for a 1RM PR.

>>41702230
30 seconds regardless of lifts or day

>>41702246
high reps and low rest is basically cardio this is why you're a weak cuck

>>41702253
>high reps
Implying

>>41702253
I do this and my incline is v strong

Decided to make a new thread before my date

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>>41702322

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post yfw bimbs is supposedly a securities trader, a pornstar, a personal trainer AND goes to the gym multiple hours a day yet is still mysteriously on 4chan every day all night long

>>41702338
not a securities trader I deal w/ life investments. I have s securities license for variable life products. porn takes an hour a month, personal training is all remote and I spend 2-3 hours a day in the gym.

>>41702395
>2-3 hours a day in the gym
>only 30 seconds rest between sets

You do full body or something wtf

>>41702423
nah i just like lifting

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That's just me man oh well bro not all Christians are good haha. I never said I was a good Christian haha but it obviously is the best choice and decision and belief system I mean look at how dignified respectable and how much of an example us Christian are. I wanna marry my ex who is also a Christian and have Christian white kids but I won't because, she's a whore who wants different dick. Oh man I love anime I'm gonna Jack off lonely years to hentai while thinking of my Christian ex.
Oh yeah the apostles were 100% factual and right. If you can't see that you're a retard.