Does anyone else perform a haka before lifting?

no because cultural apropriation of the maori is dispicable

>>41687284
Tumblr be gone!

>>41687303
whatever casper just because you have no culture doesnt mean nobody else does.

>>41687273
Of course. I perform a haka upon entering any whare! I must show respect to Rehua for a fast recovery from my workout, and to Ikatere for my canned tuna.

Na but i do wear my Greenstone while lifting

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>>41687273
>enter my local LA Fitness
>begin performing haka at the reception desk
>the at Asian receptionist is visibly frightened, asks if I'm alright as she backs away
>I stick my tongue out and hiss
>some gym goers stop by the door, at runs away
>a few moments later, the gym owner runs up and asks what's the matter
>"Tama tu, tama ora; tama noho, tama mate kai"
>"Papatuanuku"
>To the surprise of everyone there, we haka together like brothers
>We workout together that night

>>41687887
did u suk he dik?

>>41687317
Just because youre ignorant as fuck doesnt mean whites have no culture.

Typical retarded non-white. Or are you a self-hating white?

>>41688237
>white
>culture

hahahaha

>>41688272
Whats black culture? Oh yeah thats right

>stealing
>raping
>murdering
>stealing egyptian achievements
>rap music
>cuisine appropriated from whites (fried chicken, etc)
>WE WUZ KAAAAANGZ

yeah dude im totally in awe of your race's extraordinary culture O_O

>>41688291
Dude you're taking the bait, chill. He's obviously just trying to piss you off.

No but I do fantacise about strangling someone from fit bit, so fucking inaccurate.

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>>41688316
I have no chill

>>41688291
Modern technology
Ancient technology
90% of all science and technology.

Dig a hole and jump in it subhuman.

>>41688272

Read
41688341

Ment for you.

No, the gym clown always mimics me and makes me feel silly, plus it scares the gym eagle

I basically see this from all the plg-novice and SS fags when they go to do diddlies, just randomly shouting with an indoor voice like "aaahhh" before they grab the bar.

Makes no sense to me. OTOT, there was a study done that shows if you use cusswords WHILE you lift, you can induce more GH and T, and lift more, which is why I scream "FUCKING NIGGERS" on the way up, then let out a slow "JEEEEEEEEEWS" on my 6-second eccentric portion. Not just deadlifts, every single rep of every exercise.

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>>41687317
>no culture

>>41687401
>whare

>>41688457
>he doesn't shop at te wurry wharry

>>41687954
they do the fucc

>>41688371

Thanks for the laugh, anon

>>41688377
do you people really save images to use them after on internet arguments?

>>41687284

Of all the indigenous people the british encountered the maori were treated by far the best, so they can take one for the team on this.

>>41687273
no it's cringey.
i cringe everytime some faggot ass highschool or college football team does that.
white people now even steal culture.

>>41688291
I like how any harmless race joke about white people gets them easily triggered and blown in to proportion about black crime statistics and rape get brought up instead of harmless watermelon jokes or something.

>>41690892
The British got of free. It's the tax payer that paid out 200mil in reparations for what the crown did.

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>not performing a schuhplattler before lifting
>making it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EzPkqt2Rk

>>41688377
European whites =! American whites

>>41687284

I'm fifth generation kiwi, the haka and te reo is taught in all our schools here, students of all ethnicity are taught it, maori's consider it a sign of great respect if you join and perform a haka with them, as long as you do it seriously.

>>41690915

That's because Americans perform it like trash

>>41690993

>2017
>Not getting pumped by the The Royal Marines Band Service before climbing the trenches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59SiA4Yg0A

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>>41687273
No because its cringe as fuck.

>bunch of tards spasming out
>"Muh old ancestral glory"
>Supposed to be intimidating

lel no

>>41690998
But American whites are Europeans...

How is that a hard concept to grasp that yankee blood is just the mix of their European ancestors

>>41690915
I can never take the All Blacks seriously when they perform the Haka while everyone else just awkwardly watches them, every once in a while there's a video of kiwi's doing the haka on my facebook feed, the comment sections are always full of kiwi's talking about how proud and awesome they look and every other person from a different country just mocking and laughing which usually triggers a bunch of kiwi's saying its disrespectful of mock their "culture"

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>>41691067
shouldn't you be training, warburton?

>>41691081
>But American whites are Europeans

Yeah, this is obvious?

Currently most of the white Americans are several generations older then the migrants who came decades or centuries ago
The vast majority have lost track of their original heritage and culture

Can you show me something that's specific for white American culture?
Something brand new that the white Americans created and practice?

>>41691115
What the fuck does that even mean

>Warburton

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Perform my traditional Irish pre-lift routine
mfw

>>41691190
>all blacks best team in world since the fucking dawn of the sport
>"lol they do a silly dance it's embarassing"

anything to cope hey

>>41687887
That character is Polynesian, not Maori

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>>41691205
I dont give a fuck about rugby

Also that argument is retarded.

>Best team in the world since the dawn of the sport
>As ritual to win they shove their fist up their buddies ass
>"Shoving your fist up someons ass is retarded"

>"ha, anything to cope hey"

????????????

>>41691169
Being fat fucks?

>>41691201

Bit of Lucozade sport, you're laughing

>>41691222
le ignorant american meme

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>>41691234
I'm not American

Anything to cope eh?

I'm a Kiwi and I think it's cringey af

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>>41691232

>>41687273
cringe

>>41687273
kiwi here, haka is embarrassing bullshit that should have been left to savages

the worst part is that people take that shit seriously, I have to concentrate on not cringing every time someone does it

>>41691392
>>41691361
>>41691272
never gonna go the Full 80™