Hello my mom wants to get fit with me. Does anybody know any

>>41679064
Squats & oats

>>41679069
Shucks i tried to pick the less sexual image and the first post is this god nabbit

>>41679064

Get her to sit on your face and BRAPPPPPPP

BRAP HOGS FOR LIFE

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>>41679069
based

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>>41679064
Get her on SS, build that thicc and joocy mommy we all want to cuddle up to us

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/Fit/ This is fucking serious guys i dont want to fuck my mom

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>>41679069

>>41679140
SS or dietary changes and the elliptical machine until she can do SS.
Have her sign up for classes in or outside the gym that other people her age do so she feels like she has peers to impress/befriend.

>>41679140
But I do

>>41679064
Kettlebells and rowing. She can work out from home and it won't be more expensive than a yearly subscription in a gym.

>>41679064
literally just eat less and cardio
women shouldn't be lifting or anything maybe squats if they're young but thats it

>>41679064
deep dicking for reps

>>41679064
eat less and have her ride you twice a day

ITT: She wants to fuck.

>>41679064
Squats and anal.

>>41679802
Fuck you. All women worth a good dicking must do some form of decent weightlifting.

OP. Get her started on StrongLifts 5x5. And cardio.

>>41679069
Im hard now

>>41679069
what is that tie fighter ride?

>>41679140
>he doesn´t want to fuck his mom
LMAO what are you, some kind of normalfag? GTFO of here.

>>41679064
3 sets of deepthroat
4 sets of doggy
2 sets of missionary
1 set of insemination

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I just woke up and literally 70% of the post are sexual come on /fit/ with thicc girls its fine but not with my mom.
Also thanks for the serious advice tomorrow we will start with some jogging and jumping rope.

>>41684161
1 set aborting retard fetus × failure

Could give her a couple of light dumbells, women hate having saggy arms

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>>41679069

>>41684412
Go fuck your thick mom already.

>>41679069
That's a good one

>>41679802
All women should lift. It keeps them looking better longer and makes them live longer. I don't want my wife looking like Jabba and dying at age 60.

Tell her
>eat less you fat fuck
>move more you fat fuck
>lift weights you fat fuck

>>41679094
All day dude!

>>41679069
Why is this so hot