If you could be The Great Blahino for a day, what would you do?

>>41676376
>Provide security twice the amount you can

>Get chicks with my mercenary experience

>Play WoW all day

>Bench 9pl8

>Tell people about how much lean mass i have on them

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>>41676376
do snatch and grabs and interrogate people out in the field as a contractor

It's classified. None negotiable.

>>41676453

Is he autistic

>>41676376
Start cutting

>>41676604
I legitimately think he is on the spectrum, I'm not even trying to insult him.

>>41676604
definitely

Hemmingway is the chris chan of fitness

>>41676453
That's my boy Hemmingway

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>>41676604
>Fuck you Simon, it's not fucking funny

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>inner cityyyyy

>>41676376
write a check for my entire fortune to my original identity

I put on my +5 hat of weaponsmithing, do my 2 obligatory informative videos of the day then go to the gym and deadlift 585 once.

>>41676681
Kek

>>41676706
You might be able to buy a McNugget.

>>41676616
This

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>>41676376
fight kali muscle in a mma match

>>41676376

shoot myself in the head

>>41676888
look like gta 5

I think it's funny that a borderline retarded valor stealing welfare scammer outsmarted and assdevastated Ph.D. Layne Norton and made him waste $150k AND pussy out on a debate like a bitch.

He's not the hero we asked for but he's the one we got.

>>41677762
Could someone explain the Blaha v Norton saga?

>>41677924
Layne explains it in a podcast himself. Normally I don't trust what he has to say, but here it's his word vs Blaha's so the choice is obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGq77_rnROg

tl;dr
>Blaha starts calling Layne's research fake (Layne of course does his research on protein and whatnot)
>Layne is pissed off that Blaha is sending all of his fans to downvote Layne, leave troll comments, call his research bullshit with no proof, etc.
>claims it is damaging his image and his business, similar to how Genova sends his trolls after people
>wants to file a complaint or lawsuit or whatever you call it so Blaha will shut up
>spends an assload of money on UK lawyers because Blaha lives in the UK with his wife
>Blaha sends a letter to Layne's lawyers that he's sorry and offers an apology
>lawyers give a relatively generous offer in financial terms
>Blaha is broke though
>Blaha refuses to pay and says the lawyers are scamming him
>in reality he's just poor as fuck kek
>Norton spends even more money to file a lawsuit against him because he won't apologize and stop the attacks
>according to Norton, he received threats against his wife and newborn son
>goes apeshit
>day of the trial or whatever it's called, Blaha doesn't even show up
>claims he wasn't informed of the time or location, which is a lie
>later claims he has no assets because of his untouchable "pension" from the US
>transfers control of his channel to his wife so he doesn't have those assets to his name
>in reality he got SSDI for faking an illness kek
>he later makes up the story that he worked in intelligence and the government helped him so he didn't have to pay
>to this day he claims it's because he moved away all his money
>really he just didn't have any
>wife boots his ass and he moves back to the states
>he starts getting exposed by fitmisc
>he claims Layne paid the trolls
>claims that Layne paid for the Stolen Valor articles
>Hemingway
the rest is history

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>>41676737
you forgot the shooting range videos
>2
he released 6 videos in a 24 hr period once

>>41676376
jase blert mall curp

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>>41677762
In Layne's defense, he didn't pussy out. Blaha tried to work him out of money because when Layne said he would pay Blaha's channel's monthly worth, Blaha kept his deposit for two months and from both his channels in his adsense account so that it would look like more.

>mfw he still spent all that money on a fat bald retard who was completely broke
>mfw he defends it with "it's not about the money guys I'll just make more and he's nothing!"