>he goes to the douchehouse

>at the douchehouse
>king of manlet bought platform lifting shoes
>he's now 6'3
>i'm the new king of manlets at 6'2
>hate the douchehouse

>tfw you used to be a Nice Guy

shudder

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>>41674327

>>41674353
>david vs david
zozzle

>>41674353
thats th whole reason I left the gym and had to join the douchehouse

>go to douchehouse
>i dont have a membership, i just treat it like a trip to the zoo
>go up to the receptionist
>shes visibly uncomfortable, clearly shes sexually frustrated and is having trouble containing her attraction to me, a great catch
>she asks if id like a tour
>"absolutely, dear" i say, sliding my fingers along the rim of my trilby
>specimen #1- a fascinating example of a garden variety douche, unironically wearing a pro-drumpf hat, biceps almost as big as my head (which is fairly large due to my intelligect), the whole 9 yards
>he lets out an attempt at a mating call, some goofy pushing of air through his teeth (to use onomatopoeia: tsshhh) with every 'rep,' to use the vernacular of these douches

I can continue chronicling my experience if I get enough upvotes

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lol just found this

>>41674940
>literally paying a Chad to listen to him brad about his life
What kind kind of advanced cuckoldry is this?

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>>41674307
>even though I know I'm a great catch
>treat her right

Hits me hard because years ago I used to think like this, though I wasn't as jealous of Chad's success

Then I started reading Chateau Autiste and realized how things are so I started focusing my efforts on self improvement instead of nice guyitude

>>41674940
>Adolf__Hitler

>I refuse to take steroids
Good for him. He has the moral high-ground, which means he will be rewarded in the afterlife, while everyone who took steroids will be burning in hell. Just have to get through the next 60 years of pussy-free existence first, then whoababy, here come the rewards for a life well-lived!

>>41674307

>complains about being fat
>absolutely refuses to do anything about it

nu-males are women

Where was this posted to? I'd love to see the comments.