/FHG/ fph fps/ Fat Hate General: EverydayFeminism Edition

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>>41673615
What have you told fat people recently anons?

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>>41673615
>dating while fat: 5 questions I ask before committing to a partner
http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/04/dating-while-fat-questions/

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>>41673615
My favorite Everyday Feminism comic. Does anybody have the long/fixed version?

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>>41673615
>7 Phrases You May Not Think Are Fat Shaming – But Definitely Are
http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/05/fat-shaming-phrases/
Friendly reminder that being proud of getting /fit/ is the same as fat-shaming!

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>>41673621
>all these intelligent successful people trying to convince you to change your unhealthy lifestyle
>also you hate yourself
>fellow fat shit tells you it's OK to be an unhealthy burden on society
>the fatty is the hero and all the people who want you to become a better person are dicks

Natural selection is hard at work here

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Why is he so fat?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496519145793.webm

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>>41673621
>>41673676

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>>41673615

>>41673730
http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/06/your-concern-for-your-fat-friend/
>Why Your Fat Friend Doesn’t Need Your Health Concern – And What to Do Instead

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>>41673615
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/09/poodle-science-haes/
>This Poodle Analogy Perfectly Illuminates the Problem with Fatphobia in Society
Just the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H89QQfXtc-k

tldw: Expecting fat people to stop eating junk food is the same as expecting a chihuaha to look like a poodle. That's just the way they are naturally!

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>>41673615
found a fattie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSNQ311T74

>>41673639
>playing with your food before you eat it

cmon now

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>>41673615

>>41673645
it's really telling that the author doesn't even consider not eating the cookie

>>41673886
Legitimately kekked

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>>41673615
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>>41673872
I wonder who these people voted for

Really makes you think.....

>>41673639

Why do low test pube beards always look the same?

>>41673828
>linking your on video to /fit/

pls stop

>>41673794
Nice try, but you can do better anon...

>>41673621
>leftycartoons by b deutsch
disgusting

also - fat acceptance is a black woman while all responsible parts of society are white

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>>41673941
not Jeb. Mostly Hillary, along with all the other feminists. But if you want to make this a political issue, Trump is as bad as a HAES tumblr blogger.
http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-exercise
>After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of this."

meanwhile Obama was in great shape and Michelle had impressive arms, and they fought to improve healthy eating and end childhood obesity

>>41674093
I wasn't implying they voted for Jeb, I meant to imply that it was sad his campaign was sunk.

Obama was alright, but also was a smoker which is as disgusting as being obese desu

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'sup, /fit/.

I have been in a diet since January, and went from ~80 to just over 60kg but this last month I simply haven't dieted properly.

>Inb4 calories in, calories out, bro.
>Inb4 just eat less.

I got all that. Like I have said, I lost all that weight, but since I started pushing my excercises a little more I have been having quite an appetite. I still cut the sugars but, still...

14/04/2017 - 64.4kg

21/04/2017 - 62.0kg

28/04/2017 - 61.4kg

05/05/2017 - 62.2kg

12/05/2017 - 60.8kg

19/05/2017 - 61.3kg

26/05/2017 - 62.2kg

2/06/2017 - 63.5kg

So, have any of you experienced anything like this? How have you dealt with it?

FYI I haven't dropped the excercising at all, and I am im my best form since being a teenager.

>>41673621
I don't think they understand a true act of hatred would be to let the fatties continue on their path without saying anything.

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>>41674234
how tall are you? how old are you? are you female? 60kg for a grown man is pretty low.

>>41674234
>since I started pushing my excercises a little more I have been having quite an appetite.
You're trying to make your body build muscle, it can't do that on a caloric maintenance, so it's telling you to eat more.
You can't drop fat and build muscle at your mass level. Make a choice fag; cut until you're happy then bulk, or bulk now

>>41673872
There is truth in advertising

>>41674298
181cm, 26yo.

>>41674299
So, should I either drop exercising and cut or bulk and build muscle?


I'm 63kg and 181 cm tall but I still have a little gut and I really don't know if that thing will ever really go if I simply maintain weight and exercise.

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>>41674340
You cut while you exercise. Just gotta be disciplined and keep from stuffing yourself while you do.
>I still have a little gut and I really don't know if that thing will ever really go if I simply maintain weight and exercise.
I just told you, if you maintain you're not losing or gaining anything.
>I'm 63kg and 181 cm tall
Auschwitz is calling

You need to bulk, get on a good program, and build some muscle. It doesn't seem like you have any idea what you're doing, so you should probably read the sticky, lurk moar, and google how to build strength

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>>41674340
For the love of god sart bulking already, You're almost considered underweight.
Once you have better abdominal muscle definition you can get away with having a bit higher bf%.

>>41674418
If I simply maintain CUT and exercise*

>You cut while you exercise. Just gotta be disciplined and keep from stuffing yourself while you do.

Sure, I can see that but the cravings are hitting hard.

As for the whole 'not knowing' gig, my intention is to first get rid of gut/love handles to then really worry about bulking/building muscles.

And, as I have said, I have hit a wall at this point.

Who knows, maybe I'm just being a pussy.

>>41674340
181cm and 60kg means you're nearing auchwitz mode, start clean bulking immediately. your "little gut" won't go away even if you cut another 10kg, your body is holding onto every bit of energy reserves it can. Get lifting, put on 20kg of lean muscle, and your gut will start to go as the body feels like it can burn fat reserves without worrying about where the next bit of energy is coming from. You'll also look much better with more muscle on your frame, and this will make any fat leftovers look much less as a result.

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>>41674444
Allright, allright, I'll look into that.

>>41673828
>MY "DIETRICIAN" TOLD ME I'M NOT EATING ENOUGH

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>>41674323
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>>41673794
always take the patreon link off when you do an edit in case oppo sees the edit and donate

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>the everyday feminism staff page
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41674107
you clearly haven't seen his ohp

>>41673633
>Sexually active fatties have been killing the game for centuries
Yes by crushing and suffocating

>>41673645
God fucking forbid you walk for 10 whole minutes

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>>41675597
>Get one last chance to redeem yourself
>shit your pants instead

It's like a spongebob episode

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>>41675689
The fucking laundry list of victimhood

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I am a dietician who used to work at a pretty big and reputable hospital in that area, and now I work at one of the biggest hospitals in the world. I have worked with multiple departments. Been doing this for 10 years and have seen entire transformations, lives saved, lives ended, all due to diet. I have also seen a shit ton of fatlogic over my career.

Anybody interested in stories?

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>>41673828
We don't all look the same!!!
>bangs
>metal shit in nose
>floral curtain dress
>dyed hair
>fat
The only thing missing was those fucking disgusting round fat feminist glasses they usually wear

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>>41674093
Will you americans fuck off with your boring political shit. Literally (literally) no-one gives a fuck.

>>41676099
Of course!

>>41676099
Ye

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>>41673941
>>41674093
Fuck off, you fat cunt.
Don't think anyone's fooled by your derail attempts for a second.

>>41673828
>I haven't eaten today. Except fruit and a protein bar.. So I haven't eaten today.
No wonder she's fat, she can't even realize theres calories in the food she ate

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I don't understand how fat people eat such disgusting shit. They don't even eat good food, they guzzle a shake that's pineapples + lard.

>>41676099
We're always interested in storytime.

>>41676201
>I will delete comments suggesting diet or exercise
Then what about diet AND exercise?

>>41676341
>that is 500 kcal more than my BMR
What the fuck is that?

>>41675689
How can you be aromantic and kinky demisexual at the same time

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>>41676099
Please! I'm in comfymode and without bedtime stories

>>41676201
I_just_bought_a_thesaurus.png

>>41676385
Sugar, with some ice, pineapple flavored sugar syrup, sugar cream, and some more sugar.

>>41676473
I would throw up after eating that..

>>41676201
THANKS MR SHEKLESTEIN

>>41673639
The dog looks so sad and disgusted

>>41673780
>the image still has a default caption

Is really a true sign of a website designed around parody

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>>41676099
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>>41676406
Sorry, I was taking a shit
But alright here are some stories from work
>I'm a dietician for those who didn't read the earlier post
>first big hospital I'm working at
>working with cardiology
>have to see some 20yo 5'0" 400 lb woman with high triglycerides and LDL
>look at her chart
>187 mg/dl LDL (das a lot)
>Go to the room she is supposed to be in
>she's not there so I ask nurse practitioner where she is
>"She's in the washroom"
>wait a good 10 minutes, then go see another patient (we have to see a shit ton of patients in a day)
Cont...

>>41676341
Obviously it's a healthy choice because fruit.

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>>41676698
>come back and see this 400lb subhuman half whale hybrid
>Arms are literally the size of my waist and have stretch marks (didn't even know it was possible to have stretch marks on forearms)
>fat spilling from the sides of chairs
>and we have comically huge chairs
>breathing heavy, she says while running out of breath, "I've been waiting for you for 20 minutes, the lady told me you were here to see me!"
>explain to her how I waited for her and how we're on a time constraint
>"I don't care about that, I have to go to [inaudible as she's breathing so heavy and slurring so I just ignore it] so just hurry up"
>"I already know everything about nutrition, so it shouldn't take long"
>"why do they pay you guys anyway. To tell people to eat more vegetables, lol"
>Ask her about her health problems
>as she's telling me about her LIFE THREATENING healh problems, she tells me it's in her genetics to have heart problems
>tells me she eats healthy and regularly exercises
>know she's lying by her size and high cholesterol despite no other health complications
>ask her what she eats and how much she exercises
>"oh, I only eat lean proteins, and lots of veggies and I only drink water and coffee...but I have my treat once in a while like most people, lol" "I also exercise daily, at least 30 minutes of cardio, and I lift weights"
>"how often do you eat these treats", "like once a week maybe"

>>41674093
Kudos to Michelle Obama for fighting for healthy eating, but Healthy Schools was a shitshow

>>41676796
Is that it?

>>41676473
Wait, then why the fuck is there cholesterol?

>>41676341
>95 grams of fat.png
I'm a lot more concerned by the 225 grams of sugar.

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>>41675689
>mfw reading this as a republican

>>41676163
The entire world revolves around us.

Go to your own countries variation of 4chan

>>41676387
Aromantic = Not interested in romantic relationships

Demisexual = Only interested in sex with a person with whom there is an emotional (not necessarily romantic) connection.

So according to their theory, you could meet all three criteria at once by only having kinky sex with people who are emotionally involved, but never in love with you.

>>41676874
It's supposed to taste like a Pineapple Upside Down cake, so it probably has milk, cream, and eggs in it.

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>>41676796
>>41676865
Shit, forgot to add a "cont"
>she was admitted to the hospital the week before because of heart palpitations and inability to breathe
>have report of everything she ate while at hospital
Just 2 meals she ate in one day:
>5 eggs frittata with 1 cup spinach and 3 grape tomatoes; 4 slices of bread fried in vegetable oil, buttered after (wut?), a belgian waffle with nutella, whipped cream, strawberries (has a fruit so must be healthy) and caramel sauce, several cups of Starbucks drink (can't remember what)...for breakfast
>look at her just surprised and she's just giving me a smug smile like It's proof she eats healthy
>Tell her to read me the second meal she ate
>proudly reads to me a meal worth aboyt 3000 calories
>Try to explain to her what she's eating is not healthy
>entire time looks at me like "huh?" "what" and explains stupid shit like she had no idea deep fried foods and 60 grams of sugar in one drink are bad for you
Cont...

>>41675689

I'm what they would call a "Red Tory"; but probably would wind up a Republican if forced to read that.

>>41676936
Can u please describe everything she ate it helps me not eat

The idea that people even eat breakfast grosses me out so much

>>41676874
Milk and cream probably, seasoned with sugar

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>>41676936

there's no weight limit to be on youtube. But there is to leave your house without assistance and live past 50...

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>>41676879

855 calories from fat
900 calories from sugar

But it's solely the fat in there giving all those fat southerners heart disease. Good thing sugar is vegan and fat free.

>>41676936
>she listened to and believed what i was telling her
>constantly tells me she'll start eating healthy while listening
>middle of appointment, she pulls out a box of turkish delight, tells me her sugar is getting low, picks up 2 at a time and starts eating it like chips
>she would have ate the entire box, but I pointed out eating that is the exact opposite of what I told her to eat
>she realizes her mistake and immediately throws it away
>feel theres hope for her and help her oyt as much as possible
>over the next 2 years, I saw her regularly and watched her transform into a qt.14
>tried hitting on me, but she's a patient and I don't fuck with patients + that was my prime and I looked like a complete chad at the time
>she made it
>met her at a restaurant 6 months ago
>she's still in great shape and eating healthy
>still has health issues due to her eating habits and weight at the time, but is now pretty healthy
>feelsgoodman.png
I got more stories, this was just a warm up story to jog my memories and sorta make you feel good. I have some extremely sad and/or disgusting stories if you want any.

>>41676201
>>41676532
Probably owns stock in a company pushing diet pills, and wants to make sure no one ever succeeds in losing weight.

>>41676936
>3000kcal
That could fuel me for 2 days...

>>41677038
as much as a nice ending is great, I was hoping that the ending would be more dramatic, like she eats to the point of collapsing into a black hole or smth.

>>41677038
More stories, dietician!

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>>41676958
>grosses out at the thought of ppl eating breakfast
>never gonna make it
Seriously, after losing weight, you need to have a healthy relationship with food in order to bulk and build muscle.

Anyway, if it'll help you not eat, here's what she ate (I'll put down as much as I can remember, this was like 8 years ago)

>burger with 2 16oz cheese stuffed patty, several bacon strips, smoked brisket (inside the burger), onion rings, artisan buns; .5 lb of french fries (she thought it counted as eating a vegetable), again several cups of starbucks drinks
>a sandwich with 15 (I think) deli turkey slices, lettuce, tomato, fried onions, bacon, 1/2 cup mayonnaise (among other condiments), in between 2 extra large white bread slices (didn't even know they existed before this); 3 cups coleslaw; 1 cup baked sweet baked beans; with only one starbucks drink.
When I addressed her about the meal, she interrupted me with something like, "Oh, I was feeling kinds stuffed that day, so I only had a light snack"
That made me realize that she was just ignorant about nutrition, and thought she was genuinely eating healthy. It's a shame how little we teach about nutrition in schools. This was when I was working in the U.S. I'm acc from Canada and we are actually taught a little (very little) about nutrition. You guys only have special program which teach about nutrition. I'm trying to work on getting it changed, instead of just complaining about it (like the majority of you), but only so much a dietician can do.

>>41677038
moar , gives us more!!!!

>>41677038
>>41676936
>>41676796
>>41676698
Thanks for the story.

Any additional stories would be appreciated, but please don't feel bad talking about the people you couldn't reach, the people who were failures.

>>41673633
>top of the pic
>"Join our training program for white allies"

Wew lad. Even the fats have managed to blame whitey for... everything.

ROME
O
M
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My first contribution... This is from a fucking hospital website. Spreading this shit on facebook...

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36c_1322255316

>be arab
>would rather stone your daughter than harm an animal
>shame fat spic tourist off donkey

>>41673872
winnipig more like

>>41677187
Somebody had a good idea making that.

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>>41677038
If she can make it, we are all gonna make it.

>>41673621
as a manlet, all panels except 3, 4, and 7 apply to me, but you don't see regressive leftists trying to close any gaps there though.

>>41677238
How small?

>>41677241
I read that in a fat ghetton negro voice

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>>41677241
well they aren't wrong

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>>41677185
Thanks a lot anon, it kills me everyday to think about the people who suffered possibly due to my incapabilities as a dietician. That means a lot
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>>41677044
Alright, kids...get ready for this one,
*WARNING* It's kinda disgusting and hits me in the feels everytime
>be 3 years ago
>am working at one of the biggest hospitals in the world
>I became a dietician because I was passionate about food and wanted to help people eat better
>this is a hospital for kids (I love kids), is near where I grew up, and is the same hospital I was receiving treatment from for my health issues as a kid, so it's ideal for me
>Working a nephrology inpatient ward
>a 12yo, 300 250lb+ kid suffering from obesity and heart problems is there
>he had a kidney biospy, and I'm supposed to see him from there on out in cardiology clinic, so supposed to introduce myself and see him, give him counsel etc.
>I'm competely desensitized to people with sad stories now, so am ready for this
>go to his room
>hall smells like shit, see nurses rushing in and out of the room while wearing masks
>All the nurses know me, and so one of them know I'm here to see him
>tells me to wait outside, as kid has accidentally lost control of his bowels while attempting to go to the washroom
>waiting outside
It gets really sad and disgusting from here on out
Cont...

>>41677260
5'5", but this is a fat people hate thread not a manlet thread

>>41677284
I don´t hate manlets, I am one.
>tfw almost 5`3

>>41675689
These people genuinely need to be euthanized. I'm not trying to be edgy or anything; these people are a net drain on society and the chance that they may influence others or, god forbid, reproduce is an absolute detriment to those who seek a better future for humankind.

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>>41675689
>and left-handed

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>>41677284
>Implying manlets deserve safe spaces

>>41677282
>incapabilities
If they don't want to be helped, or are set in their ways, you can only do so much. The effort is heroic either way.

>>41677241
>niggers are fat because racist

>>41676341
>an entire day's worth of calories and sodium
>an entire week's worth of sugar
>(not sure how much fat or carbs I should be consuming per day) but I know that's a fuck ton

>>41677312
>implying we want safe spaces

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>>41677282
God i hope someone is screencapping this shit, stories are good

>>41677312
cuck me daddy
>>41677241
why is there always a fucking race angle to everything? what is the source of the leftist compulsion to inject identity politics into the most unrelated of subjects?

>>41676996
jesus, sammy took this whole cancellation thing pretty hard, huh?

>>41675689
>cuil fiction
Check it out, it's some seriously CWC levels of cringe.
>I'm so unique that my bullshit wish fulfillment fantasies are a new genre of literature

>>41676341
>25g protein
not bad

>>41677219
kek

>>41677283

I'M SCREAMING

>"What if I want to be a fucking pixie? Ugh fuck this is so irritating."

An actual, real, sentient human being wrote that sentence. The idea that an adult could knowingly say the words, "but what if I want to be a fucking pixie", as a response to perceived fat discrimination is almost too comical to wrap my mind around. Also,

>being a "small fat" vs. "large fat" is apparently a point of contention in this "culture"

What the fuck is this? Small fat? A 3X is a fucking mammoth, what other sizes even are there? Jesus fucking Christ what the fuck. Do they realized there are normal people in the world that an XS is still even too big on?

>mfw gf can't even get clothes at Target because an XS is too big, and she's not even Asian. Just a normal 5'5 white girl, probably 115 pounds

>>41677293
You would be popular if you were gay. If you're not already you should consider it, you'll probably have a better life that way

>>41677038
Generally curious as a fatty losing weight/changing diet - the health problems she still has, could they be fatal still now that she's skinny? It reminds me of that comedian who made a documentary about losing a lot of weight and he still died of heart complications even after changing his life.

>>41674687
>you are like a Greek statue
>or rain man
Holy kekeroni

>>41677289

I never understand this. Does she mean they had thin privilege before they lost their weight and got fit, or is she saying that by working hard there's no achievement in it?

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>>41677282
Want to clear up, I was tryna say 250lb. Don't know why I put the 300lb first
>go in after they've cleaned up everything
>kid is there lying in the bed
>he's genuinely obese
>has a nasal cannula to supply oxygen
>his mom is also obese
>Can't hate her as a fat person and judge, as she's a parent stuck in a hospital with a sick child, and I remember my own mother being with me stuck in the hospital
>they say hi, and ask me to sit down
>at this point my years of experience had already led me to believe that this is an enabler/feeder situation.
>start talking to him, immediately notice tons of unhealthy snacks and desserts around him
>mini snicker bites
>box of chunk ahoy cookies (canada)
>ketchup chips (canada)
>2 whole carton of coke cans
>1 finished carton of coke cans
>they've only been here for 2 days
>this kid has been at the cardiology clinic for a year and has only gained weight
>the team has decided to assign me to him, as I'm one of the more experienced and more successful dieticians
>I've helped some patients who were unable to change their diets, change them entirely
>Back to talking to him
Cont...

>>41677409
Why is everyone telling me to be gay or take hormones?

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>>41677399
>I'M SCREAMING

return to the hole you clawed out of.

>>41677305
IS something wrong with her ankles?/ Because they don't seem to be in awkward positions to me despite her size

>>41677429
Fucking hell. I've never understood enablers personally, I can't grasp how they kill the people they love

>>41677431
They want to fuck you.
Post nudes

>>41677351
>why is there always a fucking race angle to everything? what is the source of the leftist compulsion to inject identity politics into the most unrelated of subjects?
It's to absolve themselves of personal responsibilities and to explain away failures. The more whites become a minority in their nations, the worse it will become and resemble South Africa. Look to Sweden to become a nice Euro example as they're expected to regress to third world status by 2030 according to the UN.

Similar thing with gender politics except it's harder to wipe out a gender than it is to wipe out a race via emasculation, interbreeding propaganda and mass migration.

>>41677417
For her, no
She ended up harming her lungs, but not to a fatal point
For people who are obese and have health problems, they can continue to have those healthy problems, depending on what the health problems are. Some end up reducing or eradicating the problem.
If you have problems related to being overweight, ask your doctor about losing weight. They will either say:
1. Yes it will help
2. It might help
3. It won't help
If you don't have healthy problems, you are still more at risk for diabetes and heart problems. You won't get them if you take care of yourself, but if you go ham, you're more likely to get them.

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>>41677473
Not nude, but me.

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>>41677241

>>41677350
I'm on my phone but I'm doing my best!
>>41677429
Anon, thank you so much for posting stories. It's been too long since I've seen some fresh quality oc like this.

>>41677350
>not posting the .gif

>>41677489
Dude, you are going to absolutely CRUSH it as a twink in the gay porn industry.

>>41677499
Good man, looking forward to it

>>41677504
Realy?
I could use some money, but I don´t want a dick in my ass...

>>41677479
>third world status by 2030 according to the UN
wait, how? Is this true? Proof.
>>41677489
Man, at least you have some masculine features. I have super light hair, including body hair so I look like a 12 year old with wiry, light hair

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>>41677489
height really makes a big difference if you decide to be a girl. i'm 5'6" and so glad for it lol.

but you have soo much body hair. gonna be like $10k or more for all the laser and electro :S

good luck future trap <3

>>41677515
You don´t know my face, I am misstaken for a young teenager a lot...
>>41677523
I´m 5`3.
B-but I don´t want to be trap.

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>>41676936

>>41677515
>Is this true? Proof.

Here. It's a bit of a read but it's based on the HDI.

http://ww.rrojasdatabank.info/HDRP_2010_40.pdf

Skip to page 45 if you're lazy. Slated to rank behind Libya (to be fair, there will probably be more Libyans there than Swedes anyway by then).

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>>41677534
>B-but I don´t want to be trap.
look, it's not really up to you anymore.

>I´m 5`3.
your fate has been sealed. start learning makeup NOW it takes a ton of practice to get decent at it.

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>>41677494
>Uses both Nutritionist and Dietician
So she's both an idiot AND a likely fraudster

>>41677534
Just eat big and lift big to get big if you want the fetishizers to fuck off

Being thin, weak looking, and small is hard unless you can sing and you want to pander to 12 year old girls.

>>41677553
>mfw already long hair
I am not and will never be a trap...

>>41677550
Holy fuck. Yet they continue importing.

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>>41675689
>b-but feminism is normal anon
>we are a social movement of well adjusted people

>>41677562
Don't do it nigga, there's no going back.
Trannies have a 45% suicide rate

>>41677568
I won´t do that.

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okay so on topic. sometimes i'm accidentally kind of a bitch.

at work there used to be this very large woman, i'd guess around 450lbs. a coworker of mine. and one day we were all eating together at the staff table. she always puts a MASSIVE amount of food on her plate and you can tell she feels extremely self-conscious about it.

so yeah we were eating togher and another coworker was like, "vegan trap why are you just eating vegetables?"

and i was like, "i have to watch my figure"

and then the large woman, who has never been anything but kind to me, became visibly upset but didn't say anything. and then she always sat at a table alone when she ate and quit her job soon after.

i feel really guilty for this and it sucks.

>>41673645
the incorrect math infuriates me

>>41677562
That's what all the traps say at first.

What's your trap name going to be? Don't be one of those people who sticks too close to their real name (like going from Mike to Michelle). Go wild with it. "Delilah" is an adorable name, honestly.

>>41677282
>300 250lb+ kid
RPN?

>>41677588
>i feel really guilty for this and it sucks.
Don't, you didn't bitch her out for what she was eating. The problem with that interaction is 100% in her head and you can't do anything about that.

>>41677593
There won´t be a trap version of me.
Why is this board so gay?

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>>41677562
do you like having long hair?

you know HRT can eliminate the risk of male pattern baldness, or even reverse it to some degree if it's started already. would you rather a balding short guy, or a pretty girl with thick, flowing hair?

>>41677607
kek I'm just fucking around with you, trap anon.

>>41677588
You don't thrust offense upon somebody by referring to your own plans. She took offense and decided to have a problem with it.

>>41677606
yeah it just kinda seems like i was being insensitive. like i wasn't thinking before speaking, and was not being mindful of those around me.

:(

>>41677609
Loosing hair isn´t common in my family anyway...
>>41677620
I´m not a trap...

>>41677562
Go on cycle bro. Nothing hard, just TRT doseages for a while, just to harden off your face some, get yourself an extra 100 grams of protein, do ring exercises and shit.

Race cars or motorcycle. All good racing drivers are ripped little manlets, the less you weigh, the more ballast you'll have to carry to make class minimums, but you can control where the ballast sits, so having more ballast is beneficial to car setup.

>>41677429
Is story RIP?

>>41677638
>cycling
I do that a lot
>TRT
never

Is this /lgbt/ now?

>>41677628
you're loving all the male attention you're getting here lol. it feels nice, doesn't it? all these muscular and tall men telling you how pretty you could be with a little time and energy. you have to admit it excites you. imagine how it would feel to have a pair of those strong, thick arms wrapped around you at night. so warm; so safe :)

(ofc we're all giving you shit but if you really like the sound of this maybe think about it. the world needs more traps for sure)

>>41677627
She's not made out of eggshells, she's a human being. If she's so sensitive that you can't respond to a question about your meal without feeling bad that you may have hurt her, she's being a tyrant in her relationship to you. It's not healthy for her or you, and all you can take care of is the you, because she obviously doesn't care enough about what's healthy for her to change anything about it.
>>41677607
Because we spend all day looking at scantily clad dudes and worrying about our own aesthetics.

I wouldn't worry about it. Do race cars though, you've got the frame for it if you can earn the strength.

>>41674486
>cravings
yeah, you're just a pussy

>>41677656
Testosterone replacement therapy dosages. I'm telling you to work on your facial characteristics by taking male hormones, not to sissy it up and dress like a girl.

If you're into that, that's fine, but I was giving you masculinity advice, not trapping advice.

>>41677666
>She's not made out of eggshells, she's a human being. If she's so sensitive that you can't respond to a question about your meal without feeling bad that you may have hurt her, she's being a tyrant in her relationship to you. It's not healthy for her or you, and all you can take care of is the you, because she obviously doesn't care enough about what's healthy for her to change anything about it.
i feel like you're going way too far the other way with it. calling her a tyrant is too much. she literally didn't say anything, just got very sad and stopped hanging out with us basically. and then quit :S

guess it's not really my fault but i regretted it the instant i said it.

>>41677677
Sorry, missunderstood what you said.
I will not take any hormones.

>>41677494

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRqB5-egs1s#t=3m50s

Mr. O'Brien had it right.

>>41674057
truth in comics?

>>41677452
It's because they prefer things that feel good over things that do good. When they see how happy junk food makes the person they're close to, the enabler feels good and end up feeding them more junk food to keep them happy, even if it hurts them in the long term.

>>41675689
>autistic
>genderqueer
>aromantic
>pansexual
>demisexual
>noetisexual
>singleish
>intersex
no need to be redundant

>>41677429
Please come back dietician-kun!

>>41677679

There's "I don't watch what I eat and have a sedentary lifestyle fat" and then there's "This is a symptom of a deeper psychological issue fat". And, from personal experience, there's nothing you can really do to avoid hurting the second kind.

It's part of why I hate the HAES/FA crowd. If everything hurts, THEN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. It is not the world's job to pretend everything's fine while working endlessly to palliate your particular psychosis.

You have it just about right though. It's not your fault; feeling bad just means your sense of empathy hasn't completely withered and died.

>>41677679
that self-conscious anxiety makes you girly. man up.

>>41677742
they really hoard those bizarre identities dont they

>>41677738
Ah i see, that makes some sense then

>>41677609
what good advice, (((friendly anon)))

>>41677759
>If everything hurts, THEN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.
this makes so much sense. my problem with the "fat acceptance" movement is more that it seems to push people into denial than anything. like the new "healthy" norm is walking around a little bit and eating anything, or doing some half-hearted at home yoga routine once a week. and those people are now like "hell yeah i'm healthy! i work out; this is just the body genetics gave me!"

and it's all very sad because they're literally killing themselves. but you're absolutely right; with the focus being placed on subjective feelings of "safeness" and people bring "triggered" at every possible thing there likely is some massive underlying psychological issues at play :(

i wish we could heal the fat people somehow.

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>>41677761
lol okay

*puts on her mean face*

GRRR!

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>>41677429
>>41677499
You're welcome bud...I hope this helps inform people of the risks, signs and symptoms of obesity, hopefully they can realize the very real consequences of being fat and use this as a way to motivate themselves

Anyway, continuing the pevious story
>ask him about what he eats
>mom tries to interrupt him as he starts and I politely and firmly tell her, "[Insert name here], I know you're passionate and protective of your son, but I want him to speak for himself"
>I did this because parents always like to talk over their children and say a far better version of the story to not seem lile bad parents
>tells me he ate an ice cream sundae for breakfast
>tell him how he shouldn't be eating that, considering his health problems
>ask him who bought it for him
>"my mom"
>tell her playfully "Mom, you can't be doing that"
>finish talking to him and take his mom outside to talk
>tell her she cannot buy things like this for her son. Tell her that she's basically killing him, and it's equivalent to poisoning him
>at first she tries to give me excuses like "He doesn't want to listen" and he emotionally blackmails her into getting food
>realizes I'm taking none of it and tells me I'm fatshaming her
>I'm actually taken back, because I couldn't imagine somebody who's child is suffering from obesity to deny the health problems of it
>realizes her own stupidity and apologizes
>tell them what changes they should make and they promise to implement these changes
>End our consultation
They leave the next day and I don't see them until 3 months later at the cardiology clinic

>>41677679
Who knows, maybe she quit to go enroll in a fat camp?

But I didn't catch the "quit" part, I just assumed that she was still with you being an emotional terrorist about you not eating a 2000 calorie lunch. So Tyrant is a little too strong, yes.

>>41677810

My best friend once said to me: "Anon, you'll start getting better when you feel sick and tired of feeling tired and sick." It took more years than I'd care to admit, but he was absolutely right. I don't believe in the whole 'you have to hit rock bottom' idea, because things can always get worse. All you can really do is make sure there are tools available, whether it's education, access to food or psychological or physical help, or just ways for people to help each other.

Though, if you figure out how to heal obesity, you should really get a paternity test, because your real dad is probably God. And, you know, that would be some fun times.

"So turns out, the second coming of Christ is happening on 4Chan... All religious leaders now on 24 hour suicide watch."

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>>41673645
>in case there's candy at work
That always get's me, because she just HAS to eat the candy if it's there.
Also
The first chocolate chip cookie that shows up on mfp is 69 calories/cookie. With the average weight of american females being 166lbs, according to the cdc, it would take; 19 minutes to walk off those calories if going 2.5mph, 7 minutes if running at 5mph, or 7 minutes of jumping jacks but idk how many that is. Fatties are both bad at math, and looking up exercises.

>>41677866
no like. what makes me feel so badly is that she literally did nothing to instigate the situation. it was another coworker asking me about my lunch. and she ate alone for like a couple months before quitting. and she seemed to try to save her food and eat it when other people weren't around. so i don't think she was being an emotional terrorist at all, just a very insecure and sad young woman who tried to hide her very obvious problem from us before giving up on trying to fit in entirely.

like it's so sad.

>>41677882
i'm becoming a dietitian to do what i can to fight the obesity epidemic. really want to do some more good in the world. and i feel like public outreach is severely lacking in the world of dietetics. there absolutely is more we can do.

Bumping for more dietician story

>>41677849
Dude type faster man.

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>>41677241
This is kinda true though

>>41677905

https://www.swselfmanagement.ca/uploads/ResourceTools/ObesityBook.pdf

This is an interesting resource I've read through. It's written by doctors specializing in Bariatric medicine.

Good luck to you. And yeah, diet is very much an ounce of prevention situation. Though, you're in for a rough ride:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lXmwgVX_Uo

>>41677971
>>41677979
Sorry guys, I'm emailing a colleague as I'm typing these

>>41678051
Hey, I'm happy to get these stories at all.

>>41675689
>poor
>minority


Ok

>>41673621
I mean when your own brain is telling you you are a shit some warning sirens should be going off.

>>41678010
>graphs would require sorting through an enormous amount of dissimilar datasets, crossing 30years
>babby's first vanilla excel chart format
yeah i declare bullshit

>>41678051
>talking to other people when we have a good thing going
Slut.

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>>41677849
Meet him again at the next cardiology clinic
>hasn't lost any weight
>gained 8 lbs in 3 months
>telling him and his mother they need to make a change
>same old "yeah, we'll do it"
>this continues for the next 2 years
>after 2 years he's obese to the point that he needs a wheelchair to move around
>gets admitted due to gaining a shit ton of weight
>mom sneaks him in food everyday, according to what the nurses tell me
>this continues, so we call child protective services
>they take the kid to a foster home
>at this point he has a shit ton of health problems
>diabetes, high cholestrol, severe asthma, kidney problems (creatinine keeps rising, electrolytes abnormal), hypertension, sleep apnea, skin problems, among others
>he is basically immobile, needs nurse from local hospital to be sent to his home every other day to clean and change his central line, help him clean etc.
>he is happier with his new parents
>turns out his mom was also abusive and genuinely a piece of shit
>foster parents are really nice people and helping him
>mom is being charged with child abuse, her boyfriend is also being charged
>other than neglect they regularly assaulted him
Cont..

>>41678027
thanks a ton for the link! i've got it saved and will read over it some when i get a chance. the video was interesting too to some extent, but i think i disagree with the speaker a little. obviously to a large extent we must look to ourselves and take responsibility for our own actions, but at the same time peudo-food companies really are acting in predatory ways. i don't think it's okay to market this poison to children, and it's dubious at best to market it to adults even when this is holding us back economically as a nation. and literally killing us.

we'll need to put for a multi-faceted effort to curb the obesity epidemic. part of that really must be demonizing fast food and those that profit off of the downfall of the nation.

>>41676381
Kek

>>41675689
>aromatic
What a world we live in where smelling good makes you a minority.

>>41678217
You missed a letter (unless you're joking).

It was "aromantic".

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>>41678115
Is real http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.3322/caac.21237/full

I alway wonder how few fat vegetarians/vegans exist.

>>41678162
>creatinine levels rising

This is why you don't take creatine folks. You'll just fucking die from 300 pounds of instant bullshit after you lose your hair.

>>41678270
I can't imagine someone would be motivated enough to stick to a certain diet (even a meme tier one like being a vegetarian) while also being unwilling to make significant change to their bodies as well

It's not necessarily that being vegan or vegetarian is super healthy, but rather that it takes willpower to adhere to, that drives fatties off.

>>41678294
Most vegetarian foods don´t contain much calories/fat as well...

>>41678294
vegetarians pay closer attention to their diets for very obvious reasons, and if you go vegan it's basically impossible to make it work without doing a LOT of the cooking yourself.

ofc it's not that vegetarianism is inherently healthier than an omnivorous diet, but they generally are healthier when compared to the general population.

>>41678307

This reminds me of something I've often thought: Any diet will work. The most arbitrary, fad diet, you can only eat foods that are an anagram of the month or day of the week in quantities that are divisible by less than two prime numbers, bullshit will still work at first. Because it will turn eating from something done automatically and reflexively to something done consciously and attentively.

The trick, and where the failure comes in, is that after a few months of living like this people will generally say 'fuck it' and abandon the diet. I think this is where ex-vegans decide "You know, fish and chicken are BASICALLY vegetables right?"

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>>41678162
>6 months later
>he is consistently losing weight
>parents are /fit/ and go to gym regularly
>it's amazing how close the kid and parents were
>they genuinely cared for each other despite having know each other for like 6 months
>he still has the health problems, but is eating healthy and still losing weight
>his heart problems cause him to get Chronic Kidney Disease
>I had the same thing as a kid and have had 2 transplants because of it (I was born with it)
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Saw him last clinic
>he has now lost enough weight to start doing mild exercises
>he's eating healthy
>Health problems slowly decreasing
>tfw I know he'll never have the feeling of being truly healthy, much like me
>tfw he'll have to have multiple transplants in the future, or die
>tfw he will forever suffer from health and physical issues due to his issues as a kid; as well as mental issues due to his abuse
>I can relate to this kid so much
>I was also abused as a kid, and it still fucks me up till this day
>I know what's coming next for him
>symptoms of CKD
>exhaustion till the point of not being able to move
>constant fucking taste of shit in your mouth
>endless headaches
>cramps that start immediately after not drinking for a while
>20 different supplements to stay alive
>anyway he's doing a lot better
>his "mom" and her boyfriend are being charged
>loves his new parents and they love him
>can't wait to see him at the next clinical appointment
I still got some more if you guys are still around. Sorry I'm taking so much time between stories. I'm doing my work on the side. I'm trying to get influential congress member to start something related to anti-obesity education shit in Canada.

>>41678363

Please keep going.

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>>41678382
This.
>>41678363
Some really interesting and decent OC

>>41678363
Man, that's rough.

>>41678360
the best diet is the one you can stick to.

this is why i think it's silly when people get into these dumb paleo vs vegetarian vs whatever nutrition wars. the solution isn't going to be one size fits all, you know? we should celebrate any move toward better eating instead of demonizing each other in an effort to be "healthier than thou"

my thoughts anyway

>>41678363
>congress
>canada
?

>>41678412
Sorry, I meant in the U.S. It's 1 am and I haven't slept a lot in the last 2 days

>>41678445
All good, dietanon<3

>>41676099
wait , let me get a beer first :P

>>41675689
>Parental / Caregiver Privilege


What the fuck is this nonsense?

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>>41678363
>>41678382
>>41678393
>>41678396
Alright, imma keep going
This one is about a CKD (Chronic Kidney Disease) kid, who is now a transplant outpatient
Kinda just a hopeful story to lighten the mood a little
>kid comes in after referal from local hospital from nearby city
>he went to his local hospital after throwing up constantly; had food poisoning or something
>just a regular kid
>while he was there they did a blood test and found his creatinine to be around 250, which is not normal even though he was probably dehydrated
>he was referred to our hospital by the pathologist there
>gets diagnosed with CKD on his first visit
>13 yo
>see him on his second visit
>is slightly overweight, but not enough to be concerning
>really overall a nice kid
>eats pretty healthy (for a north american)
>tell him the gruesome and very unhealthy restrictions on his diet that he will have
>see him for the next few years until he has to get a transplant
>nobody in his family can donate (dad diabetic, mom has kidney stones)
>gets put on transplant list
>I shit you not, finds completely healthy deceased donor kidney in like one month
>I was on the list for 7 months and even I got a kidney pretty quickly
>has a transplant
Cont..

>>41674340
>181cm, 26yo.
You are thin as fuck at 60kg

Start working out and eat at maintenance

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>>41676419

Nope just welcome to the world of Less Wrong; Where you win arguments not by proving a point but by finding loopholes in linguistics so that you you are simply less wrong than your opponent.

>>41677214
You can tell it's cgi because the lard ball is willingly removing food from its mouth.

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>>41678555
>post transplant
>gains like 5 lb overnight
>gets put on prednisone
>additional weight
>If you don't know what prednisone is,
>it is literally one of the worst drugs you can be put on
>it's anti rejection
>pros for a transplant patient: kidney doesn't get rejected
>cons: weight gain (you literally gain weight despite eating normally or even at a defecit), prednisone moon face (search it up), risk of osteoporosis (lose bone density), immunosuppression helps keep the kidney, but you are immuno compromised. So basically it makes you vulnerable to viruses, infections, diseases etc.
>there are also a shit ton of other things, but in the end Pros > Cons
>anyway he gains a shit ton of weight by the prednisone and also by eating as pred makes you genuinely hungry
>this is why I can't fucking stand fatties who complain about having no self control
>even being on a low dose of prednisone creates a hunger indescribable
>I can relate to him as well. I was on pred too
>hard for him to lose weight as well
>he's staying at a local ronald macdonald house and for longer than most people, as he had some complications and had to have another surgery and stay for longer
>at the same time his triglycerides and ldl go up, due to mostly prednisone (that's another side effect), and his partially weight.
>again, he's not overweight to the point where and intervention is required
>can't even tell 100% if he's fat or not
Cont...

>>41678398
I like you. You have your own diet but outside of the trip you're not shoving it in peoples faces.
Thank you for that.

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>>41678555
>>41678643
keep going you absolute champ, this is some seriously good stuff dude

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>>41677822
I've only seen you on this thread yet I already like you a lot. You're very sweet and compassionate, which I was shocked to see on this board. I hope you have a wonderful week, and I wish you all the luck with your dietician career. The world needs you and more pleasant people like you.

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>>41678643
>as pred is decreased and he moves back home
>starts eating extremely healthy
>like even better than me desu
>eats like 10 servings of vegetables a day
>healthy proteins cooked healthily
>healthy oils
>as he gets his strength back starts exercising
>just cardio at first and then weights
>his weight is very slowly decreasing
>see him at last appointment, which was literally like a few days ago
>physically less fatter, more muscular
>eats like it's his job
>cooks like a chef
>ask him what he eats
>tells me day before he had an egg white frittata with red, yellow, orange bell peppers, portobello mushrooms, and cheddar cheese (he needs the calcium for breakfast). Salmon, quinoa, kale, avocado, red bell pepper, for lunch. Chicken, brown rice, and some vegetables (I can't remember which) for dinner. Had some nuts, dark chocolate, and air popped pocorn for snacks. Total about 1500 cal
>30 min cardio + shit ton of lifting
>genuinely made me happy that a patient was actually listening to me and doing better than asked
>he's gonna make it /fit/
One more short story that's fph worthy and then imma sleep

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>>41678704
WHEN TF DID I SAY "DESU"
I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER SAYING THAT
YOU GUYS ARE AFFECTING MY BRAIN

>>41678720
t b h turns into desu

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>>41678704
its nice to have a dump of happy endings rather than "arrogant fattie dies in the end"

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>>41678736
It's rare when it does but yeah it's welcome.

>>41678720
there's been a word filter since like forever famalam

It hits t b h (desu)
f a m (senpai)

And at least one other I can't remember

>>41677038
I love happy endings.
You're a great person

>>41677289
What the fuck did she mean by this?

>>41678765
There one that turns into "baka" but I don't know what it is.

>>41677278
>MPC on /fit/
My nagger

>>41678773
S m h turns into baka
t b h turns into desu
f a m turns into senpai

>>41678765
Yeah, since Halloween 2015. Cuck also turned into kek for a long time, but they removed that. I don't know when they're going to remove it, but they should, because we just resort to saying "famalam" or something else dumb instead of f a m.

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>>41678704
>>41678720
Alright here's an absolutely disgusting fucking story
>be me at old regular hospital
>my first ever experience with a level 99 fatty
>asked to see obese man in ward for some kind of skin defect
>walk in
>dude is literally like 500lbs
>immobile
>fat spreads out like a sheet
>"h-hi" oh shit, it speaks
>the walki- movi- stationary lard utters in the smelliest voice "muh name is [lets call him steven]"
>can smell his shitty breath from 2 meters away
>as I'm talking to him he's eating his breakfast (which is provided by the hospital)
>cheese omelette, piece of toast with jam and butter, sugary cereal, and a mandatory apple
>eats everything in 5 minutes but doesn't eat the apple
>brother comes in with box
> opens it on the bed table
>"krispy kreme"
>opens it and fucking eats the entire box of donuts while gulping down a large milkshake
>not allowed to tell him to stop as he's not in for anything related to diet
>as I finish talking to him, he's onto eating a bag of chips
>leave
>realize I left my notes
>go back
>door is open so just walk inside
>big mistake
>I walk into two nursea lifting his giant fat fold
>two looking at his pubic area with a giant wart type of thing
>it's right on top of his dick, like extending on to it
>they're feeling it for swelling (I'm assuming)
>meanwhile he's fully erect
>I saw his dick
>most of it was covered in fat
>quickly grab my files and leave
>as I'm leaving, a sperm whale and it's offspring appear in front of me, probably washed ashore
>the hospital was pretty close to the beach
>upon further inspection, it's actually his wife and 19 yo son
>literally blocking my path
>won't stop moving in my direction despite seeing I'm struggling to get around their orbit
>look behind for a second and nurses arm is directly pushing down his dick so they can look at it better (since he's literally too fat to do it himself
>I shit you not
>this dude precums
>HE FUCKING PRECUMS ON THE NURSES ARM
Cont...

>>41678808
>/pol/ having to show a little creativity
You sure it wasn't Christmas?

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>>41678821
>precums

>>41678821
Oh fuck you. I was going to go to sleep, but now I'm waiting up to hear the end of this.

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>>41678821
>literally blocking my path
got me good

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>>41678821
>she doesn't notice as she's trying hard to not look at his "penis"
>immediately push the force of the fatties right in the centre, breaking their gravitational pull towards each other and accidentally causing a massive rift of asteroids
>run fast as I can
>throw up in the washroom
>this experience in my early days has kept me wary of fatties
>that precum just splurting out of the twinky he calls his dick and the way the fat fold was like a literal cover down to his knees
>I will never forget, no matter how hard I try
The end

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>>41678859

He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

Also can you explain what the fuck is going on in this pic?

>>41678859
godspeed diet man thanks for the stories brah have a sick sleep

>>41678246
Tfw I was the 3% but then lost weight and now I'm just a regular non obese person.

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>>41677849
>javascript:quote('41677849');
>>41677499
>javascript:quote('41677499');
>>41677506
>javascript:quote('41677506');
Here is the screencap

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>>41678914
why did it cut off the bottom :O

>left-handed
Oh the humanity

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>>41678930

>>41678773
Pretty sure it's s m h

Smh desu senpai

>>41676996
>whipped cream

LOLLLL

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I made a lot of posts, so here are all of them organized. I'm gonna stick around for a little bit. Feel free to ask any questions about your diet, or about the profession, if you're interested in that.

Original Post
>>41676099

Bulking Lady
>>41676698
>>41676796
>>41676936
>>41677038
More of what lady ate cause an anon asked for it
>>41677167

Answer to anon's question
>>41677484

g.o.o.d kid f.A.A.t lady
>>41677282
>>41677429
>>41677849
>>41678162
>>41678363

God Mode Transplant Kid
>>41678643
>>41678704
>>41678720
>>41678555

(Pre)sperm Whale
>>41678859
>>41678821

>>41678871
I'm just a dietitian, but I think she has autism

>>41678973
tell me about school, and what exactly it took to become a dietitian. currently i'm working toward my BS in "human nutrition and food", and i know the dietetics programs all require bachelor's to even start applying. how important were your grades? was it competitive getting in after getting your BS? what degrees do you hold, exactly?

>>41678973
Why did you choose to become a dietician? What led you down this path?

>>41678991
>am dietitian
>spelled dietitian wrong like 20 times
>fml

>>41679013
>>41679014
Nvm i'm too sleepy gonna answer tomorrow if thread is still alive
Goodnught friendos

>>41679025

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince. And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

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>>41673687

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>>41675689
>left handed

>>41673645
One cookie is fine
Eating the whole box is not

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>>41678973
This was the greatest thread I've seen in weeks thanks anon

>>41678821
>*blocks your path*
Someone please recreate this in .png format for clarification purposes

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>>41678859
h-how girthy was it?

>>41678871
That's their ankle in a compound fracture, compound meaning that it breaks the skin.

>>41678973
Good posts. ty anon

>>41676201

I CANT BELIEVE I used to fucking follow and respect this guy and the whole LessWrong community.

fucking hell

>>41678622

I fucking hate that place. I used to love it til I realised what it was. Great description.

All the good people from LessWrong moved to moreright and the NRx in general

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>>41677892

mmmmmmhm.... dat gap.... *licks lips*

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>>41678930
Man this must be so infuriating going to med school for years only to be questioned and doubted or completely refused by people like this...

>>41678720
Your post just explained a lot of things to me desu senpai

>>41673633
maybe if she wasnt shaped like a globe she wouldnt have so much trouble 'navigating' her own body

>>41677289
>the point of privilege is that IT IS NEVER EARNED
Exactly. So why are you calling it privilege? You can't change your gender or your race, but you can change your weight. I worked for my weight, it's not fucking privilege.

>>41677514
>one

>>41678930
Good fucking man, thanks mate

>>41677241
Black ppl also get the beetus at lower weights than whites, pajeets even faster, so those peeohcee fatties are really just genociding themselves, it's hilarious.

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>>41677305
I'm more annoyed that she has a handsome dude at her side.

couldn't they find some nice bodypositive walrus to accompany her?

Dietician, if you see this:

I was recently diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. I'm already losing weight, counting calories, and going low carb.

But everything I read regarding the best diet for T2 is contradictory. Some day do keto or extremely low carb, others recommend still getting 40% of energy from carbs.

Any advice? I'm in a foreign country and my doctor isn't really suggesting a treatment plan, he's just throwing meds at me. I'm losing weight partially to try to get off medication as soon as possible (if I can)

>>41675689
>"Hir"

thats where i lost it completely. Sry to my neighbors

>>41677489
You look so soft and feminine despite all that leg hair. Cute

>>41677514
Look into gay for pay, sometimes they do solo stuff of just you jerking it. Or if it seems less gay, maybe just sucking dick/ having your dick sucked

>>41680864
Just make sure you watch some gay for pay gone wrong porn first to know what you're getting into.

desu senpai
desu senpai

I'VE GAINED A TON OF WEIGHT AND THAT'S TOTALLY FINE!!!! HERE READ MY ENTIRE ARTICLE ABOUT HOW FINE IT IS!

http://www.ravishly.com/2016/06/01/so-ive-gained-weight-so-what

>>41674234
losing weight means you need less calories to lose weight than it took before. You cant just keep eating the exact same amount that took you down your first few pounds.

>>41680949
Jesus fucking christ, I'm almost sorry I even looked it up. Hearing a grown man cry and beg for it to stop while being ass fucked might have been too much for me

>>41677489
Nice sized pp. I assume you're soft or at a chub. Nice

>>41676936
oh no!

>>41673645
How the fuck is one cookie 1300?

>>41682253
100 calories from the previous day = 800 jumping jacks
Cookie = 500 jumping jacks
Total =1300 jumping jacks

>>41680558
Not him but I did take several nutrition classes in college and my best friend is a doctor, who loves to talk about it and I like to listen.
Depending on how long you have been diabetic you can reverse T2 entirely with diet and exercise, but if your pancreas is shot a full keto diet could kill you.
Worry less about carbs and more about their GI
Candy or white bread is a no
All veggies, all lean meats, all low GI fruits are a yes