/fit/ humor thread

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>>41673536

>>41673661
this a weird fetish or some shit? why didnt he just push it to the side

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>>41673546
>Deepwater Jew
gets me everytime

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>tfw no milf to do mommy roleplay shit with
Life is suffering

>>41673831
da fuq?

..more?

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Bumping as I please

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>>41673831
Stop

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>>41673831
D-Do want.

>>41673918

I asked a guy if he was feeling fit buddy once. He just looked at me like I was a creeper.

>>41673947

tfw no qt lifting gf

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>>41673831
mommy rolepay is the hottest kink ever

>>41673536


your 1RM op

>>41673983
>no scooby
>no rippetoe
>no supermang
>no king of the cbt
>some four no name counts
Shit pic 2/10

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>>41673968
I think we should work some sort of /fit/ greeting out, one that's not as autistic as our insides.

>>41673831

s-sauce?

>>41674009
Go search for the thread he made on /diy/ at the same time. He was very enthusiastic about his new cage.

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>>41673831
This is fucked up in many ways lol

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>>41674029

Fucking top kek

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>>41674049

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>>41673934

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>>41674081
holy shit, its first time I ever laughed on 4chin

>>41674139
This is actually true.

>>41673831
got me hard
what tags should I be searching for on exhentai tonight

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>>41674206

>>41674213
god fucking damn I blew a funny gasket

>>41673905
I love that muscle girl with the vulture nose who always stares at the girls next to the guys who lift less than her. She should have her own comic strip.

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>>41674243
Is that even viable?

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>>41674347
I fucking know, right? Alternatively, tons of r34

>>41674213

losing my goddamn shit at this one, holy fucking kek I spit my drink everywhere when I got to the bottom post. the autismo display with the notepad was an excellent bait and switch, I assumed that was the joke and had my guard down for the sucker punch to follow

>>41673905
Just might be my favorite NY comic

>>41674356
Is that y'golonac?

>>41673943
Lost

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Are you more alpha than Julian?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWb9H9Fbx8

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>>41673889
>you will never be doctor with that attitude
Hit me close to home anon I wasnt prepared for that

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>>41673831

> mfw I helped out a top tier milf and her son for at least an hour at work today

Holy fuck I need to need to hook up with an older woman like, yesterday. Anyone have any experience with older women?

>>41673831
Don't you have the high res one?

>>41674532
That interview was beta as fuck, I'm disappointed.

>>41674847
Julian is the beta?

>>41674146
Invest in a good butt plug

>>41674908
Yeah. He should've defended what he said, instead he backed off completely and was dominated by the other guy.

>>41674290
kek that's great

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Alright, back to posting

>>41673889
I'm going to try this and see how far I get.

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>>41674919
>tfw your squat plug is slipping out

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>>41675129
>tfw gymbro pulls your squat plug out midrep

>>41673905
Anyone got the source or dump of these images?

>>41673831
What's the fucking source already?

>>41674017
This killed me

>>41673951

Damn that's a classic, haven't seen it in years.

>>41673831
>Tfw want to ask gf to do mommy roleplay but afraid she'll break up with me if I do
Fug

>>41673546
>just two miles
Sucks to be in high places, eh?

>>41673889
>you will never be doctor with that attitude
Hit me too close.
One of the reasons is that I decided to go for engineering (BAD CHOICE), other that I might have ADHD/ADD, which would explain my shitty memory.

>>41674356
Its the old silent hill game

>>41674171
thats not even funny

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>>41675488
Be subtle, like "be more mature, like you were older" and then describe her as "motherly" while she's doing it or something, along with positive words like "it was really sweet". You've got this.

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>>41674081
Brilliant.

>>41673898
love it

Real question is my gym doesn't have barbells but does have dumbells should I use the machines

>>41675683
I don't understand what I'm looking at.

>>41675488
same, except with my wife. life is suffering

>>41675091
that cheeky cunt

>>41675817
> tfw you have never defeated a goose in single combat

feels bad man

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>>41675802
Pls

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>>41675865
Yet, Anon. Yet.

>>41675844
Make a file or note with all the kinky shit your into, be as honest as possible. hide it very poorly, now you wait.

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>>41675878
Help

>>41675694
Moar classics. Been fat. Need funny dumb people moto to get me through starting strength book.

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>>41673889
>mfw i've been doing this for years and never realized it

>>41673898
fuck I can relate so much to that should be running one

>>41675962
>>41675878
>>41675802
Go to QTDDTOT you fucking retarded newfag

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>>41673536
Some anon created this like last week and another anon screenshotted it.

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>>41675962

Alright you got me, didnt' see that coming.

>>41673889
>tfw disappointment to Asian parents
This wasn't humorous at all

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>>41674195
haha one of my favorites... any1 has the version without the "welcome to fit" sign?

>have some repressed anger in return

>>41674206
kek

>>41674227
>LMAO1JAP
eeeeeeeerytime

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>>41675811
Using smith as a bar for some kind of german hang with leg splits. In an assisted variation.

You're looking at his back.

>>41675620
It was a young time

>>41674855
alfalfa as fuck

>>41674049
fuck off

>>41676121
This just makes me feel sad. This is a humor thread. Go away.

>>41675305
Just google "sir New Years comics"

>>41676176
>date with Jeff

>>41673905
>could you atleast rerack the books?
dopplekek

>>41676121
Kek (no homo)

>>41676741
Why you fucking faggot

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>>41674653
The only real failure is the failure to try anon

>>41675603
>>41676165
See
>>41677364

>>41673889

Is the whole Confucian emphasis on respect for one's parents really just a way to keep kids from beating their parents to death with a hammer when they turn 18?

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Good to see some classic stuff on here.

dumpin

>>41674206
>FUCK A NEW HOLE INTO THE HARDWOOD OF MY KITCHEN
Mental image made me kek

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>>41674206
best /fit/ pasta

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>>41673951

>>41673661
>thats_kind_of_hot.jpg

>>41673983
>no sharky as Judas
Giant miss

>>41673536
Literally my mom.
Chicken and rice at a party and the bitch eats the fried shit and bacon and said she'll start tomorrow.
Still hasn't.

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>>41673983
ftfy

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>>41674009

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>>41673983

>>41673905
These are the high light of every single new year for me

>>41673943
You got me

>>41673831
>mfw I have this exact arrangement
>(I'm 23 and she's 35)
>call her mommy, she calls me her little boy who has to fill her up

>>41673905
I always laugh at nofap dr manhatten

>>41676143
I don't get it

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>>41677987
not fat just bulking, in a greentext

>>41678013
Oh Jesus Christ lol

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>>41673536

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>newfriends wont remember this

>>41678047
>dat scooby-chan

>>41678059
>implying rippetoe-sama isnt best girl
baka ass motherfucker

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runnin low, post moar classics

>>41678047
>tfw no Zyzz-chan gf

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sorry in advance

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>>41678135

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>>41678150
I love this one

>>41673661

>That acting.

>Bar is literally empty.

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Time for a nap, I leave you with the first post on fit

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>>41675042
fuck lmao

>>41677975
actually funny

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>>41678121
fucked the cropping up. fixed

>>41676121
i was wondering when i would see this shit floating around

>>41673889
fuck this shit.
my asian parents tell me that shit.

I'll be a doctor in under 6 months.
to get this far ive sacrificed so much shit.
i dont know how to drive, never had a gf, ive got zero friends, and only recently stopped being a fat fuck.
plus crippling depression and anxiety during med school.

0/10 not worth

>>41677975
Clever.

>>41678047
>H-HIP DRAHVE! B-BAKA

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>>41673905

>so long gay bowser

>>41678257
What happened?

>>41677969

How did you meet her and come to such an arangment? Asking for a friend.

>>41673661
Sauce?

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>>41673744
My gym enforces clips, cause they want us to die I guess.
>>41678229
>>Bar is literally empty
I can see a plate, but who knows if there's moe than one.

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>>41673889
I love asian parents

>>41678481
A week or so after posting that retarded steron cycle, he took too much of some research chemical stimulant and was hospitalized (kidney failure due to rhabdo I believe).

Lost most of his gainz, but he recovered and eventually was able to get back into the gym. More of the details are on le reddit somewhere

>>41678568
too bad my japanese dad made my sister kill herself because she couldn't live up to his expectations tho

>>41678731
story?

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>>41676738
faggot

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>>41678737
What's to tell? Japanese parents.

>>41674009
It should be something like, you pick up your phone pretending you have a call and say 'yeah shes allergic to blueberries'

>>41674170
kek

>>41677795
subtle but i like it

>>41677975
I read that story the other day, nice hearty kek

>>41673932
someone make a sips edit

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>>41678833
delivered

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>>41673536
I has been a while /fit/. What do you think of the latest episode?

>>41679181
Here is link:
https://youtu.be/ZKiGoR0pgWc

>>41678257
the funny thing is, his starting pic is almost all lifters going for aesthetics aspire to be.nigga didn't know when to stop

>>41677975
>Sun and Steel in a nutshell

Anyone have the one of the guy who stalked that random girl with the dog?

>>41674204
Ken the wolf boy

>>41673661
If that were my gym, I'd ban them for life. Unacceptable immature behaviour and dangerous. A loaded bar can be as deadly as a loaded gun.

>>41675603
>ADHD/ADD

Made up disease for shitty stupid misbehaved children. Don't feel bad, the world needs janitors and manual labourers.

>>41678298
>close friend of mine recently passed her final doctor exam, she's 32
>her bf showed me the video of her opening the envelope with her results in it
>she almost passed out in the middle of the road before she could even read if she passed or failed
>the video has audio hundreds of other people crying and screaming in the background
Fuck me I am glad I didn't become a doctor.

>>41679485
>A loaded bar can be as deadly as a loaded gun.

You just took being a faggot to a whole new level.

>>41678047
>tfw no Rippetoe-Sama to call mommy

>>41675042
there is no way that he is 175

>>41679181
F U C K O F F

>>41674214
Underrated kek.

>>41673546
That guy is a bro.

>>41674204
straight shota

>>41677851
Quality reading!

>>41679199
Pwetty amusing, I'd like to meet your gweat fwiend in wome called Biggus Dickus.

>>41679509
One of our year killed herself first year. We all got a lecture on how not to kill yourself afterwards.
Our year did pretty shit. A few of the guys and a girl turned gay.
A few went morbidly obese.

>>41678298

Blame your parents, not medschool. I've been a physician for less then a year and I find the job really enjoyable.

My parents are both underachievers.

>>41679485
>A loaded bar can be as deadly as a loaded gun.

lmao

>>41680709
Tempted to reply with a dick pic to that comment lol

>>41674668
>>41675341

>>41675050
It's funny because he is from Sydney and would probably actually kill him.

>>41678731
Sorry for your loss

>>41678490
The internet does wonders

>>41675802
you should find a new gym anon

>>41675033
Oh god, I am dying

>>41679703
That's the first thing I thought. He looks like he weighs no more than 145

>>41673776
You don't get it my man. That guy has beaten himself. He tells us this by humour and sending cryptic messages.
JD is the Deepwater Jew.

>>41675079
i'm sure this has to be fake, but fucking hell i laughed

>>41678078
This actually happened? Tell me it's a lie, people can't be this dumb.

>>41674668
Women are like dog crap. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. If one looks at you and smiles at a bar or target you could probably fuck her.

>>41675454
Kek

>>41678047
>no piana kun

WEW

>>41678019
Glorious

>>41673898
Yes to this. That feeling of shame, disgust and humiliation is what leads to better things if you channel it into bettering yourself.

>>41674391
My fucking sides.

>>41676192
Kek

>>41676995
Just say >no homo

>>41678047
Jesus fuckin Christ...I keep forgetting that no matter what board you are on there will always be anime-fags.

>>41683644
Don't browse image boards for Japanese culture then, idiot. Go for bodybuilding forums.

>>41683703
B-but an-anon kun! What if they make fun of me!? B-Baka!!

>>41673898
>500 fucking jumping jacks

Why do fatasses act like thats the only fucking exercise out there? Maybe if you ran for more than 3 fucking minutes you wouldnt have to do FIVE HUNDRED jumping jacks

>>41674170
I sometimes suspect I have a worm, except I have made progress a tiny bit.

>>41675488
how about you make her a mom so she doesn't have to roleplay, you faggot?

>>41678047
>no rippetoe-chan gf to crush you with her thighs

>>41675332
>385
>not looking like the roid chomping orangutan that you are
please select one

>>41673546
i haven't laughed that hard in a while thanks anon

>>41674214
Lul im elf Suit Guy.

>>41676143
Never fails

>>41677975
didn't expect any junji ito references here really

>>41673831

Delete this at once.

>>41673889
Anon this hurt me
>tfw low tier son

>>41673943
Don't get it

>>41678013
The natty walk <3

>>41677987
Macaulay Culkin was a child actor who appeared in two Home Alone movies. It was before your time, child.

>>41678054
Goddamn that got me. Haven't watched them in years.

>>41683644
>4chan
>chan
I got bad news for (You) newfriend

>>41679199
>>41679181
Stop please I beg you stop

>>41683444
>>41683044
>>41683644
Very impressive.

>>41682449
this was way before the time of pianoman newfriend

>>41675683
Best use of a Smith machine I've ever seen

>>41677811
This is brilliant

>>41674465
>alpha as fuck
I kek'd

>>41678231
rip mootes you massive fag

>>41677811
>the furtive manlet
oh my sides will never be the same

>>41673905
I'm fucking dying