What's your dream /fit/?

more like Gay Heaven
Why would you even want this
oh right this is /fit/ i forgot

>>41671711
So you're openly gay or not?

>>41671711
>Not calling it the Man Hole
Wasted opportunity tbqh

I'm a powerlifter

>>41671725
I'm a powerlifter.

DON'T YOU TOUCH MY WEIGHTS BITCH

IF YOU COME TO THIS GYM IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU

>>41671711
opening my own gym would be cool.

Nothing but barbells and benches and squat racks. Fuck machines. I'll put a track around the building.

That way no one can tell me I can't work in and I'd always have a squat rack. I could even ohp in the squat rack.

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>guy heaven after a long day at work
>milk machine is jammed

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>>41671802
>owner has milk puke dripping out of his mouth onto every machine again

>>41671711
Nah call it outer heaven. More accurate

>>41671711
acquiring a reason to wake up for next mornings

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>>41671814
>*Screams at you.
>HEY!
>QUIET WITH THAT!

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>>41671725
>>41671717

>>41671711
become so swole and rich that rich piana looks like poor piana next to me

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>>41671814
>When they install the new zippy juice machine and it breaks on the first day

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>>41671961
why am i so attracted to black haired sam FUCK

>>41671711

I unironically agree with this and I'm not even gay.

Women take attention from productive tasks elsewhere. Be it hobbies, work, games, you name it. Once females are involved, the male mindset shifts and you stop being as produtive. Ego lifting wouldn't be a thing, guys would be more comfortable, etc. I believe the same is true for women.

The same goes for schools, universities and such. I strongly believe productivity would skyrocket if men were allowed to work only with their gender.

I like it nice and quiet in my gym.
AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAH

>>41671711
Thats racist.

>>41672067
yeah nigah

>>41671711
My gym is actually guys only, the guy who owns the gym is muslim and its the closest gym to me in my town.
The other side of the gym is women only.

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>>41672870

Lmao, life in 2017 Britain.

I don't mind the gender aspect, but are the Muslims hostile to you due to you being white?

i do kickers, i do fuckin twisters
TIK TIK BOOM

>>41673024
No they are actually pretty chill and cool guys, they always tell me if my form is wrong and always there to help.
Its a small gym so i know most of the people there and they are just friendly overall.

2000 gallons of milk a year

>>41673111

Fair enough. Out of interest what city?

>>41671744
There's a gay bar in my area called the man hole

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to figure out my purpose and get a real career going.

Just open a gym that only has free weights, pull-up bar and parallel bars. No woman will go there.

meanwhile irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3TAuxheNYQ

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>>41671711
Don't you ever touch my weights bitch

To live a life without reget and reach my body's physical peak.

My dream is to have 8+ kids and live out in in the Northwest. Not the pacific northwest, morso Wisconsin, Montana, not Minnesota (fuckin somalis), or North Dakota

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>>41671711
HEY! QUIET WITH THAT!

TICK TICK BOOM

>gym has women only room
>thirsty betas complain about it
I fucking love it, this way the dumb roasties don't hog the squat rack.

>>41671711

Would you rather have the ability to do 30 sit-ups in a row? OR would you rather be able to lift fuckin' an atlas stone?

I really don't know, I hate absolutely everything about my life and I see absolutely no way forward

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>>41677750
This.

Everyone shits on my gym for not being as nice as the others ones in town belonging to the same gym chain. But it's secretly the best because it has a women's only section that filters out the thirstbucket thotsluts and disgusting feminist gorillas.