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>main character is an ugly 26 year old with awful social skills who recently moved to London and a small flat to work in an outwardly respectable job that in reality requires almost zero effort or thought
>his main hobby is walking around, riding the tube, drinking coffee, browsing an anarchic and mysterious website on his phone that induces voices in his head, eating junk food, admiring all the women who he knows have sex with ten alpha males a day, and feeling sad about his life in general and his unfulfilled desires and lack of desires; he does this to feel less alone
>he has never had any attention from the opposite sex; he hasn't had a social life or social experiences for almost a decade; he had neither the desire or financial means to continue paying for escorts
>he fully comprehends the easiness of womens' lives and the humiliating and disposable nature of the bottom 80 % of men on the social hierarchy
>he has told himself that this weekend will be his final one with copious coffee or junk food- mainly for the financial and practical benefits rather than the existential
>he started his Saturday by doing some chores, drinking coffee in his favourite train stations, and briefly going to the science museum before leaving it within a few minutes due to it being too "Reddit"
>he reads a newspaper on the tube advertising the oversubscription of a pro-open borders charity concert set up in the aftermath of a terrorist attacks by social media assembled terrorists
>he is currently walking and sitting in Hyde Park on a hot and sunny day that intensifies his feelings of worthlessness among all the attractive and happy people
>he has discarded all life philosophies as coping mechanisms and clings to his disgust and jealousy
>his banal weekend will most likely culminate in an obviously contrived and desperate coffee fueled epiphany before the main character and reader both remain uncertain as to his future; it is hinted that nothing changes
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>>41671493
>still caring about the 3D world
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>tfw literally sat in a park in london reading this now, having spent the morning doing nothing and eventually went out on my bike because so bored
>On a cut but almost everything to do in london revolves around food
>Also not drinking alcohol for a month or two so the other half of social activities are out
>Have no real interest in the election, don't find museums very interesting any more, no interest in buying things and don't want to just spend money on junk because it's something to do
>Just sitting in a park browsing /fit/ and counting down the hours til i can go to the gym
Are you literally me OP? Reading this at this exact moment felt very strange indeed.
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>>41671493
>>41671739
who /eastlondon/ here
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>>41671753
>>41671739 here, i live in southwark atm, used to live in whitechapel though
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>>41671493
My condolences on living in London, did it for half a year and boy am I glab it's over.
So what do you do?
For a guy with such a vocabulary you sure have an uninspired view on life.
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>>41671753
Nope I'm not a Paki. I'm not far away although I don't live in brown London but white Essex.
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>>41671493
Is this Houellebecq?
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>>41671855
Mastercounty /KENT here, enjoy breathing in the London fumes across the river Essex pleb
>>41671493
Also OP, As soon as you greentexted main character, you lost all my respect. Sort your life out before it's too late
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>>41671881
Isn't Kent Pikey central? I went to Canterbury and it''s full of chavs and pikeys.
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>>41671899
Mate, Essex is gypsies central. Being honest though. Kent is going to the dogs. Immigrants, chavs, labour supporters. Only a few safe havens of actually all white pure British countryside villages left. Going to move to Canada once i've saved enough and live in the sticks
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>live in West London in a posh borough because I have a good job
>spend most of my free time locked up in my room watching anime or going to the gym
>Near my flat is a green and a few popular pubs that are always full
>don't want to leave my comfy isolation but hearing all their laughter irritates me
>getting out of the house at 5 am and walking around the empty London streets is one of my biggest pleasures
>working in an obscure financial role in the city in a tower is actually quite rewarding as I'm usually left to my own devices
>lifting early in the gym with the other finance autists
>tfw we make eye contact and know each other without ever speaking to each other
I have mixed feels about this place but I've made it very lonely for myself and I'm never really sure if I'm happy or sad.
I have money and a nice job but to normalfags its probably the most depressing life ever
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Lrn 2 greentext idiot
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Good post OP ;_;
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>>41671493
the whole 80% of males have it rough meme is bullshit, the vast majority of young men either have girlfriends, or are between girlfriends. This is idea "oh I'm not a chad so I'd better not even try" is self defeating and pathetic. If you want something, man up and go get it, and realize that it is possible to be a chubby hispanic dude with mantits who works at Subway and still get a gf, my cousin did it why don't' you?
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>>41672865
You have a bunch of money and live next to pubs that are always full? Why do you just go have a few drinks and socialize with some QT's then bring one back to your flat. If that doesn't work out then just roam the streets drunk since you already enjoy doing that. Your life intrigues me a bit honestly. Lol.
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>>41671753
E18 lad
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>>41671493
How do you get out of this rut? The thought of going out and socialising seems like a great idea, but then I sit down on my comfy sofa, turn the tv on and don't want to do anything else. It's such a cosy life doing nothing but I feel regrets that I'm not out doing interesting things.
>tfw no gf
>I know it's all my own doing
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I have girls that I see and fuck every week or so but I don't want a girlfriend. Right now I have two of these girls and I've been doing this sort of thing for almost 2 years with various girls
what the fuck am I /fit/
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>>41671493
Ill tell you what to do every day
give you assigments
homework
ill charge you 10£ a day
you'll be happy
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>>41671928
>canada
>pure white
pick 1
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>>41671493
FEAR OF LIVING ON
NATIVES GETTING RESTLESS NOW
MUTINY IN THE AIR
GOT SOME DEATH TO DO
MIRROR STARES BACK HARD
KILL IS SUCH A FRIENDLY WORD
SEEMS THE ONLY WAY
TO REACHING OUT AGAIN
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first world problems thread, back to >>>/r9k/
yall
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>>41671493
>>he has never had any attention from the opposite sex; he hasn't had a social life or social experiences for almost a decade.
Are you me 8 years into the future.
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>>41675590
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
TRAPPED IN MYSELF
BODY MY HOLDING CELL
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