How do you eat your chicken, fit?

>>41667914
T H I C C

Who is this semen demon?

>>41667914
The reminds me of this one chicken I had. It got really fat and aggressive to the other chickens. I like the chicken and decided to keep it around and eat the other ones when they got big enough. I miss you Charles you fat bitch

get a fucking job you losers

We need to selectively breed this to make irl chocobos

>>41667949
I second this idea

>>41667914
woah
is this physique achievable natty?

>>41668032
>>41667919
keked

>>41667935
Did you end up eating fat Charlie?

With eggs to assert my complete dominance over the chicken and its evolution

>>41668067
only because wasting the gains would've been a dishonour to him

>>41667914
>slice it up into small pieces
>cook in olive oil
>season with salt and pepper
>pour 10g of honey on it and let it roast

I've been eating it for years and i literally never get bored of it.

>>41668293
Pretty sweet recipe, could you post pic

>>41668293
How small pieces? How long do you cook it for? How do you roast it?

I'm an absolute noob who just started living alone pls help

>>41668308
Don't have pics of it, sorry senpai.

>>41668344
Small enough to make eating it convenient. I cook it long enough to see the uncooked parts disappear. Once there are no pinkish parts you're usually good to go. Then i add the honey and roast it long enough for it to caramelize onto the chicken, but not long enough for it to burn to the pan. That's about it desu.

>>41667914
My county allows up to 3 chickens in my suburban backyard. Im getting my happy ass some brahma chickens.

Theyll scare the shit out of the neighbor dogs.

That's a big cock

I just make cutlets

>>41667914
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>41667914
Mirin that mass

>>41668543
>Theyll scare the shit out of the neighbor dogs
You have no idea. Chickens are aggressive and sometimes even fearless around less aggressive dogs and cats. Mine used to scare away my cats and dogs when we fed them to steal their food, and we had to watch them eat so the chickens stayed away lol.

>>41667914
arise chickun

BIG

>>41667914
Adobo chicken. Latin kind not the pino kind.

>>41669286
Dogs and cats are retarded pussies, especially if the dog does not have a job.

>>41669823
This

>>41669946
Shit's good ain't it?

>>41669754
chickun arise

Brine it for at least 3 hours
Stick it into the oven on a foil pan with garlic, lemons and olive oil at 450 for 30 minutes. Turn over the pieces half way through.
Really delicious.

But how does chickoo get so big?
Srs

>>41667914
Let breasts sit in brine
Take it out
Season with:
Salt
Chili Powder
Garlic Powder
Smoked Paprika
Cinnamon
Ground fennel seed
Mixed herbs for aroma
A little bit of turmeric for color
Roast in oven for 20 minutes

I challenge /fit/ to make up a better recipe for chicken breasts.

Protip: you can't.

>>41667914
what the fuck?

>>41668067
I didn't actually. Charles like to go wondering around and I guess one of the neighbors decided to catch and eat her. I want to get another chicken like her but I moved and there's a couple wild dogs that come through at night killing our rabbits and a single chicken

>>41671172
>But how does chickoo get so big?

Two scoops creatine with SIPS

>>41671212
Too much crap. You probably don't even taste any of it and every mouthful is just chewing on gritty spices that clump up and fall off.

> organic balsamic vinegarette
> combine a little bit with chicken breasts in zip top bag
> let sit for at least an hour
> grill pan, med-high heat, turn every 5-6 min.


Simple. Tastes good. Just enough taste to where you have flavor but its not overpowering.

>>41671212
>using salt
>using seasoning at all

>>41671251
If you dump spices on a chicken breast, then yeah, sure, you might as well sprinkle them on your tongue and call it lunch, but I'm talking sparingly since the variety is wide.

Yours doesn't sound bad, actually. What does your vinaigrette consist of? Just balsamic.v+olive oil+lime juice?

>>41671257
Enjoy your protein-infused white shoe.

>>41669874
My dogs are retards i can vouch

>>41671214
I get really overattached to chickens. Some hens are just perfectly content to sit on your lap while you pet them.

Roosters are the manliest bird hands down.

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>>41668293
>season with salt and pepper
>salt and pepper

lol white people are so boring.
Whats wrong, pussy? You scared of real spices?


lmao@yourboringlife

>>41673186
Now now. They dont know any better. They had to fight a war to get better spices.

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>>41667914

God that is a beautiful chicken. I absolutely love chickens. One day I hope to have my own piece of land and raise high quality breed chickens.

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>>41673186
>>41673574
>proceeds to live in white countries

>>41675396
We give you spices.

You give us your whyte womyn.

Fair trade

>>41671214
>I guess one of the neighbors decided to catch and eat her

Jesus, where the hell do you live? Haiti?

>>41667914
I don't eat cock

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>>41675626
You're missing out

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>>41667914
I plan on making some chicken pho tomorrow. the girl I orbit likes it alot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgSHM0WuDho