how many excuses can these clowns come up with

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>>41665183
>slapping them on site
>not having grown numb to the amount of excuses and failed attempts on helping people, especially those that asked for your help

>>41665229
>ask for my help
>don't do anything I said
why

>>41665183
>"water is gross, I need my Mtn dew/coke/pepsi
What? I get having an aversion to unfavorable conditions or finding an instant reward appealing, but how the fuck does it feel good to rape your thirsty dehydrated body with acid damage when it's just begging for some fucking water? Such people may suffer from self-harm mental issues.

>"treat yo self"
>"I did good today so I can reward myself"
>"ew it's raining outside.. I don't want to go to the gym..."
>"water is gross, I need my Mtn dew/coke/pepsi"
>"I can't help it, I eat the same as everyone else and I get fat"
>"I have a slow metabolism"
>"I had 2 kids and I can't lose the baby fat"
>"It's the weekend come on let's have fun *consumes 6 shots and 5 beers then brags about it the next morning*"

>>41665266
>but how the fuck does it feel good to

Sugar.

>>41665183
I want to switch my workout routine from Sunday, tuesday, thursday to monday-friday, is it acceptable if i dont workout this sunday when i did workout on sunday last week? I dont want to be a workout skipping coward.

>>41665266
Might be an American thing but I've heard this all over the place. "Water is gross"

it's so sad I can't even imagine how society got to this low point

>>41665269
I see what you did there. Pretty funny.

>>41665286
workout on saturday instead of sunday so you still have rest periods

>>41665296
What did he do? Explain yourself, anon!

>>41665229
Too close to home

>>41665239
Trying to impress you by asking you for advice in the first place