Gay Mires and Girl Mires

>>41660600
Should forget about societies viewpoint and fuck them both.

>>41660633
I don't want to fuck either. I want to fuck adult women.

post some gay mires stories NOW

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>>41660644
>this is now a dubs thread

>>41660644
if you want women steroid up and go bearmode

>>41660646
I get checked out by gay men several times a day. They stare at me as I walk past them, then they look back at me.

>>41660646
>be me
>at work
>always talk in my work voice
>basically an octave higher so the customers don't feel threatened
>coworker asks if I've been working out and invites me for drinks after work
>seems chill so I say sure
>arrive at bar
>gay bar
>mfw

>>41660600
So what exactly is the problem here OP?

>>41660600
Pls be +16

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>>41661272
>>always talk in my work voice
????????????

>>41661420
Can confirm this is a thing, even in non service jobs.

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>>41660600
>>41660633
>>41660644

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>>41660600
solution is simple. ignore the girls and fuck the guys.

>tfw two smart too be straight

I would bust my nofap load over all their little faces

>>41660600
>getting mires from teenage girls
>complaining

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also wold women. why even lift

>>41662077
old

>>41662066
no and if they do "get offended" its because they are insecure with their sexuality

>>41661420
Foodservice anon, can confirm work voice is an extant thing. My voice isn't terribly deep to begin with but I raise it by a tone or so when dealing with customers, especially women. The gayer I seem, the easier it is to have casual conversation with women (I really like your top!) and endear myself to them (Did ger a haircut?) for the tips. Even a grade-A autismo like me knows women love it when you take notice of things like that.

>>41662066
I don't get offended, dubs. I get annoyed and feel uncomfortable. Firstly, I'm not into them and they are checking me out hard. I don't want to look at them because I don't want to give them the impression that I'm into them. If a girl I think is hot does the same thing I'll try to make eye contact. Secondly, I'm not insecure about my sexuality, I'm just not gay, so it's an uncomfortable situation for me, and I hate that I might look like I'm gay because no offense but I don't want to look gay. I want to look like a good looking straight man.

Homos feel free to chime in.

>>41662912
I notice when a dude checks me out. They're too obvious.

teenage pussy is the best pussy anon. also if you're a bad fuck they dont know the difference and still love the dick

>>41660600
Post stories about getting mired by teens.

>>41660600

I would nut in all of them. twice. each.

fuck a law

>>41661420

don't you have a work voice? I have to talk higher to mask my deep voice and scouse accent
tfw work so much I have to turn my regular voice back on

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Where... are the gay mire stories?

What the fuck /fit/

>>41662066
I'm flattered but it would get uncomfortable and even annoying if they started hitting on me

>>41662066

Guy here, I love it when guys check me out I've even been tempted to lead them on for a phone number before and I'm not even gay.

>>41664169
I once, ONCE, got a dude who went "daaaaaamn" while driving by and staring me down.
That was pretty cool.
But it was probably more due to the clothes than due to body (was wearing an APC blazer, skinny jeans and boots).
Wish I got some girl mires already, but gains take ages when you're a lanklet

>>41660646

>live in the Santa Monica area
>go to West Hollywood (the gay area) with a girl I met the week before for one of her friend's birthday parties
>we go bar/club hopping
>every time I was in a crowded spot of the bar or club, guys would casually grab my ass and dick as they walked by while giving me eyes saying they wanted to fuck me
>kinda turned on by the fact but disappointed that I don't get this kind of attention from women

>>41660600
I get mires from teenage girls and 40+ year old women. Best of both worlds I guess?

Go for the teenage girl and turn her gay

>>41660600

Some red headed twink put his hand on my shoulder and moved it across my lower neck and walked away looking at me in Uni, I had a neutral look the entire time but for the rest of that class and later that night I was thinking about railing him.

when you get fit you basically discover what is like being a woman. fucking fags catcalling me, fuck off.

>>41664416

Jesus Christ can you imagine being 6'4" chad?

Probably just want some peace and quiet every now and then holy shit.

>>41660703
you would have to be looking back at them in order to know they're looking at you?

>>41662066
i dont mind
i often mire other dudes at the gym myself
purely for aesthetics of course
no homo

I've never been mired and I've never seen anyone else get mired IRL either. Seems like it happens every day with you guys.
I don't get it.

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>>41664404

This is hot. I'm 100% straight I got a gf and everything but sometimes I feel to urge to ram my big meaty cock up some twink ass to punish for being fucking faggots I can't stand them

>>41661420
I talk like less of a stereotypical Californian surfer dude when I'm at work. Just seems more professional.

>>41664798
>I'm 100% straight
>I feel to urge to ram my big meaty cock up some twink ass
u wot m8

>>41662066
>I"m not trying to get them in bed or anything
Why not????

>>41660644
>I want to fuck adult women.
They don't go for looks. Get money, social status and confidence.

>>41664340

Go back to fa u fuck faggot

>>41662066
>be a faggot
>every time I go to the gym there's always a bunch of hot men
>try not to stare too much but if I drift away while exercising I'll realize that I'm staring at some guys ass

I don't know why anyone would get offended tho, it just means that I'd let you fuck me.

>>41660644
What are you, gay?

I get mires from old trannies :v

>>41662770
I feel you breh, I'm in the same boat and honestly I think they noticed that I get annoyed by it. I just don't like it personally and if they do check me out just don't try to make eye contact with me, that's all.

>>41660600
Yup. Young girls are too awkward to hide it well, gay guys are blatant about it, and old women dgaf what people think of them anymore.

>>41660600

I get looks from fat whales, older women like 50's, and girls covered in tats and piercings with weird color hair.

Good looking girls will look make a half smile and never look again.

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everyone stares at me in the gym, not sure if mires.

I lift the most weight I've seen anyone do (well) and I'm also that jacktard doing power cleans / snatches

>>41666450
Are they hawt?

>>41666898
Are you me?? How can I get there where all the world wants to eat my ass

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I thought this was just a meme when I started lifting

>>41661420
Was a chemist at a pharma API company. Use an octave higher voice when talking to everyone because my slightly lower monotone voice is a putoff. If you need to talk to people, you have to make sure they're comfortable to get our work done.

>>41662066
No. You can even jerk off looking at me, just don't touch

>>41663603
Just young girls look at me all the time too. Like the other day these two teen girls were walking towards me on the street and one girl said "he's cute" and the other one was like "OMG shut up tanisha. You can't say that."

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>when he get aggressive when his crush hits on you

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>>41667232
>tanisha

I'm a stocky 5'8 manlet with a beard and glasses and fags are always thirsty. Why can't girls like bearmode

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>moderately attractive
>women begging for my dick
>but im gay
>no attention from guys
food food everywhere and not a bite to eat

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>>41667612
You need more muscle and muscle definition.
pic related

>Walking home from work one day.
>It's summertime and hot so short sleeves.
>Cut through the park as it's a nice day.
>Group of teenage girls sitting around a bench.
>They see me and start giggling to themselves.
>Oh boy here we go. Try to pretend I havn't noticed them.
>Overhear them commenting to each other louder and louder.
>One of them shouts over at me, "Hey sexy."
>Pretend I'm distracted by a squirrel in a tree.
>Walk faster to try and get away.
>30 something roastie coming the other way.
>As I get near her one of the teenyboppers shouts out, "Nice ass!"
>Roastie glares at me as though I've just been convicted of child molesting.
>Spend the next week wondering when the FBI are going to turn up.

>>41660633
>>41660644
Any hole's a goal.

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>>41664798
>100% straight

>>41660600
>be me like 20 yo
>be at a club with friends
>on dancefloor
>some milf behind me grabs my ass
>too beta to turn around and look at her
>walk away after a minute
>friends ask what happend
>tfw

>>41663633
Why are you putting effort into turning your regular scouse accent on? Ditch it forever m8.

t. the rest of the country

>>41669748
you got sexually assaulted that's what happened

>>41660646
>work at hotel as bellman/front desk agent
>check guest in
>keeps looking at me in a weird way
>VIP status so have to be pro and friendly and shit
>hours later get a request for a space heater
>goto room, guy I checked in opens the door without a shirt on
>annoyed that he wants a heater but can't even wear a sweater
>check his in room heater, works fine, ask him where he wants the space heater
>points to beside his bed
>plug it in turn it on
>turn around and hes telling me to warm him up
>keep telling him no but he keeps pressing
>this continues for ten minutes
>he tries to grab me and i throw him to the ground
>run out of there and hope i dont get in trouble


I've had gay guys come onto me before but that one really got to me. He tricked me into a corner at work, he actually took advantage of me. He actually ended up checking in a month later and complained to my boss about me, then I told my boss what happened and he kicked the guy out. Glad he has my side.

>>41660600
>never get hit on by gay men
>feel unloved because women between 20-44 thoroughly enjoy the look of my body
>go to a gay bar on gay night
>nobody buys me a drink
>use the gay bathroom
>see a gay man urinating
>make eye contact
>ask him why he won't fuck me
>he tries to leave
>tell him i am very attractive
>burst into treats
>he tries to comfort me
>misread the situation and bend him over and gay fuck him
>he lay unconscious on the bathroom floor
>leave a renewed man because gay men love me now
>still not gay

>>41669448
Awkward mires are still mires

>>41669448
Post pic pls.

>>41669881
lmao so you almost got raped?

Pics of your godlike body nao

>>41661420
>>41663633
>>41662129
>>41667014
Lmao voicecucks can't make dynamic changes to pitch in their normal octave.

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>all these betas missing out on teenage pussy

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>>41669448
>Work in operating theaters at a childrens hospital
>walk to gas station in my scrubs to buy some jerky and energy drink
>group of teen girls catcalling as I walk past
>one shouts "so and so says you're hot"
>look back
>they start making woo noises
>smirk a little, wave and keep walking
>one shouts she'd root me
>on my way back I get saved by my pager beeping

Most people who are very interested in a "perfect" looking body are teenage girls and gays.
In other words, superficial & dumb people.

20+yo girls don't dislike a fit body but much prefer charisma / nice situation / interesting passions (music, art...).

Having an excessively "big" and muscular body often time means going pretty much everyday to the gym, which means your life revolves around bodybuilding, which qualifies you as a loser for a lot of 20yo+ girls.

Sorry to destroy your /fit dream bro.

>>41664387
kek

>>41667534

>5'8"

>bearmode

Anon...

>>41662026
Drop the bitch and make the switch.

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>>41663633
>don't you have a work voice?
I don't have a job

>>41664798
>I'm 100% straight
Keep telling yourself that, m8.

Girls/women are weird though, they'll grab or make a comment but then just sneak away. Some seem to like to look but don't actually have any interest.

>>41671527
Teddy bear mode

>>41669881
Only time I've ever had something remotely like that happen was hanging out with people and not working, probably for the better because after I said no twice trying to grab my crotch, they ended up in a triangle choke until their face started to turn purple. Never understood people that push shit like that, I was almost angry enough to pull a Paul Harris and use a leg lock and crank on it a bit harder if they tapped or gave up.

>>41667232
Getting hit on by black girls doesn't count.

>>41670573
>she'd root me

I guess I'm not up on all the slang. What does that mean?

>>41660600

The only person that's hit on me in the past year is my gay buddy who said he'd take me to dinner if he thought he had any shot.

It was actually really nice of him. I don't think of myself as attractive, so.

>>41673136
Strayan slang
It means she would partake in the sausage, if you know what I'm sayin'

>>41673747
Explain

>>41660644

beta as fuck

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>>41673823

>"would you like to have sex with my vagina?"
>"im not sure i understand your line of questioning."

>>41673971

Why are gymcels so fucking ugly

>>41660600
Gay dudes do most of the miring in the whole world, which is impressive since they are less than 10% of the population.

>Get swole
Queers love it
>Dress nice
Queers love it
>Drive a nice truck
Queers love it
>Drive a sportscar
Queers love it.

Just resolve to be flattered.
You cannot escape gay mires.

>>41673971
God

>terrible form
>extremely light weight

pls sort yourself out

>>41662066
I'm flattered, but please no touching.

I was at a bar on Thursday and some twink grabbed my bulge from behind and between my legs, then slid his hand from my taint to the small of my back. When set my drink down so I could express my displeasure, he said, "hit me daddy" and that really disturbed me.

>>41671157
Next you're going to tell us that money is superficial and that we should be ashamed of aquiring and hoarding it.

>>41672516
No one knows who Paul Harris is here bruh, youre not on the UG.

>>41664691
80% of it is in their minds
15% is exaggeration
5% is sort of maybe real

>>41676340
Pretty much my assumption. I've been told by friends sometimes that I've been mired while we're out but I don't believe it really.

>>41676358
I mean, if you're actually /fit/ people will look. It just doesn't mean that they're drowning in their own discharge from simply glancing at you.

Most of the regular /fit/ posters have an unhealthy obsession with the human physique and will project their own thoughts and intentions onto a meaningless lock of eyes or stare in the wrong direction as an admiration of a body.

But people definitely appreciate a good looking body.

>>41676471
Well I also use /fa/ and I get complimented on that too, so I guess my /fit/ combined with /fa/ is helping.

>>41676253
90% of gay mirers or catcallers aren't a problem, but the other 10% are terrible.

I've got a question tho, am I being a Boggart if I'm cruising in my convertible, being friendly with pedestrians and I go to parties gay guys invite me to, and snort their coke and drink their booze and stay an unmoved straight guy who just enjoys conversation? I am clear up front with these guys that I'm not at all interested in men.

I dunno how I'd feel about inviting a girl to a party and giving her coke and shit when I don't even have a chance. I mean, if she doesn't fuck me, that's fine, but at least I had a chance, but if she'd said right from the start that she's not at all interested in men, I probably wouldn't have invited her...

Do these guys just assume that I'm a closet case, and is it leading them on if I'm not?

This has happened to me 4 times in the last two years.

>>41675281
>drives nice truck
>truck

Cousin fucker detected

>>41660646
Happened about 4 different times now but
>be at work
>fags fagging
>fag most communicate his dick lust to me

One of them just said it, one left flowers on my car, one went through a friend and one stalked me online. Gay men deserve to be a persecuted minority dezu

Work at truck stop so of course they all had to be the most disgusting old Virgin faggots anyways

>>41672516
>>41669881
I'm glad other people understand how gay men are, they're like thirsty rapey frat bros dialed to 11

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>>41677388
You sound pretty insecure.

People love my truck in small towns or in the big city. People in Minneapolis or Chicago won't blink at a Nissan GTR, but they love an 85 K5 with the roof off it.

You drive a Ferrari or an NSX, and you'll snap the necks of dudes left and right, but the women barely notice.

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>>41664798
same but i admit to being bi for qt boys and at the same time disgusted by them because fags are nasty

>>41662129
>Did ger a haircut?

>>41660703

sounds like a compliment to me.

>>41663603
I got eye fucked at work by a girl that couldnt have been more than 14 the other day. Was slightly flattering but made me really uncomfortable desu. Her mom was standing right there too

>>41671157
>not going to the gym everyday while maintaining interesting passions
This why you guys are kux

>>41661272
lmao i also talk in a really higher voice because i have resting bitch face sometimes and customers feel bad. when i talk on the phone people think im sick or something.

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>>41662066
Fine just don't keep staring, I'm not a woman so don't expect me to take it.

>Some arab guy at my gym, chubby, manlet. >Looks at my body and eyes all the time.
>Doesn´t break eyecontact just stares
>Says hi, I do the same and carry on with my workout
>He keeps watching me workout

Have some self-awareness for fuck sake, if I was more aggressive I ignored him but I could've snapped at him or something and I might if he doesn't stop.

There's quite a few juicers at my gym so I'm longing for the day were one of them fucks him up. Even if he seems like a nice guy.

>on anaesthetics rotation
>working on surgical abortions list
>20ish year old qt next on list
>put her under with some propofol, as she's going under she says is "nobody told me the doctor looking after me was so handsome"
>smile and push more propofol in the line like a beta
>accidentally put too much and she stopped breathing

nearly pulled a michael jackson on her. but luckily we were in an operating theater so all the gear was there to mechanically ventilate her by hand. she was alright. too beta to even check up on her in the recovery suite.

fml

>>41669893
hmmm

>>41672402
I can relate. The idea of sex is more fun and less energy consuming than doing it most of the time.

>>41666914
Lol same for me entirely. I go to youfit and I'm one of the strongest I've seen there. Not sure if qts and dudes mirin

>>41660600
>tfw builtfat
>tfw virgin
>tfw gay men have approached me for sex
>tfw no girl has ever called you attractive
At least I know I have a get out of virginity free card.

>>41679904
T___T

>>41669448

>One of them shouts over at me, "Hey sexy."
>Pretend I'm distracted by a squirrel in a tree.
>Walk faster to try and get away.

/fit/

I only get mires from older women and gay guys. I want some fucking teens damnit.

>>41679971
Be 30+ and rich

>>41669893
>>burst into treats
No wonder no one will fug you, you're a piñata

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>>41673833
Not saying having a nice fit body is not an asset.

Being fit is very good for aesthetical and health reasons.

But if you think your muscles have any chance in the 20yo+ dating scene vs a young CEO, a decently successful artist, a celebrity, a scientist, or someone knowing how to play piano and guitar like a virtuose, you're fucked in your head.

You better have something else to offer than your muscles.
Something like fame / success / money / charisma.

That's why you shouldn't go to the gym too frequently, at least passed a certain age. Because it takes all your time and energy for very little practical gains.

>>41679958
>didnt admire the squirrels swole arms or legs
Not true /fit/

>be me
>waiting at park for girl I sometimes cuddle with
(too beta to get sex from)
>old friend is walking pasts and stops to talk
>says ive gotten buff since last we spoke
Feels nice to get complimented, even if it was from a guy.....

>>41680115
>cuddle with
You utter faggot. Take your top off and tell her you wanna fug

>>41663633
I make an effort to use a even deeper voice and stay calm at work to avoid looking beta.

I used to take a higher voice but customers and co-workers seem more respectful and at ease since I stopped.

>>41680204
an even*

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>>41664353
i-i have some bad news anon..

>>41678931
The idea of fucking a fresh cute teen girl might be appealing.

But the reality of holding the hand of a 15/16yo girl in the street (or kissing her) and dealing with random people stares, enduring her immaturity, her continuous texting, her equally immature friends, her stupid conversations, dealing with her parents who will most likely think (and rightly so) that you're a creep abusing her naivety, dealing with your friends (who might meet you by accident) who will think the same, dealing with the fact she will not suck your dick / gives her pussy before a looong time, realizing your relationship will stop in a few months at best because the mental gap is too huge and thus all the efforts you make will grant you at the very best a few blowjobs and a few fucks and at worse nothing... na man.

Unless you meet a true teen whore who accept a purely sexual relationship (good luck finding that) it's a creepy relationship who will just suck your energy out for little to no benefits.

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Teenage girls are objectively the best.

Gay guys actually buy you drinks at bars.

>>41664353
Hello me. I can't tell if it's simply because homos have nothing to lose and girls are just shy or if there's something specific with the way I look that I mostly only attract homos in the club.
Even outside clubs homos "catcall" me or whatever the fuck it's called.

I have had women approach me but they're the pump and dump kind so I guess it really has something to do with shyness and/or how women believe that they should be the ones being approached?

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I have a huge dilemma, this isn't a mire but its about girls so

So right now my girlfriend of 5 months is in Greece to work for 6 months. She comes back in November. It could be safe to say she's getting GYROed right now by Chadros, but I really don't believe she is. Obviously I wouldn't know if she was anyway.

Anyway, it's been rough, one month into her work. This little cute number, 18 years old, so fucking small, use to talk to her in the past. I picked her up last night and we spoke for a bit, she wants to chill out next week round mine. She was super sexual and normally she is quite withdrawn emotionally but i felt at least some connection. She was known to get about a bit in the past and has treated me like a piece of dirt in the past. But last night was different, she even texted me last night after i dropped her off saying she was confused (Had to drop her off because her parents were in London during the attack)

Now I have the option of breaking up with the girl I love who is in Greece for 5 more months until I'm with her again, which I will be happy.

Or breaking up with her and busting my nuts into this little teen.

I'm 20, if this helps. In my mindset i'm thinking I love my girlfriend who is in Greece and she makes me so happy, but she is my first proper GF. But at the same time, do I really give up the chance to fuck the cutest 18 year old and live to regret it?

What would you do?

>>41680664
Fuck her for 5 months then go back to your gf.

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>>41673970
sides in orbit

not the guy you replied to

>>41660600
Little girl mires are the best. They just stare at you and don't feel the need to look away.
I always give them a wink.

>>41680841

This. The other day I was standing in line to pick up some of my stuff from the drycleaner and behind me in line was a girl - about 13 to 14-ish - and her mom. She was spellbound by me and I'm still DYEL.
If there was a physical representation of that *vaginal discharge*-SFX you see in hentai doujins, I'd have heard it.

I smiled and winked, which ellicited a gasp and a blush. Cute kid, would smash once legal.

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>>41681212
mfw about to fuck 18 year old who looks 14

>>41679378
in the original thread of that vid the op said the chick talked to him after and shit

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>>41675281
Because gays are perverse as fuck

>>41680612
You just know she's gonna get RICED by Chang.

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>>41660646
>at bar/club
>wearing cowboy hat
>dude comes over and says hi
>seems like a nice guy
>we get talking
>asks me if I want a drink
>"You're buying? Sure!"
>accept the drink
>compliments my hat, says it looks good on me
>asks if i'm here with anyone
>i point to my gf and wave
>conversation wraps up and he leaves
>gf's friend comes over
>why were you talking to [i forget his name] for so long? you know he's super gay right?
>mad oblivious for life

>>41660600
I used to work at a gas station and would get both all the time. We were down the road from an all girls high school and it was awful. They would come in after volleyball practice in those stupid shorts and it was torture.

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>>41660644
good luck

>>41669881
>tfw I will never be so hot that a rich guy will try to rape me

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>>41664169
>at local science museum
>exhibit has olympic rowing simulator
>you race against the world record 500m sprint
>waiting for obviously gay dude to get off so i can have a turn
>as he finishes he looks at me and says something like
>woah you're gonna do great, i wanna watch you
>do the trial
>slower than i expected
>as im getting off the machine say to my buddy that my time was shit
>gay dude still watching me says
>you could always row your cock into my shit
>mfw

>>41660644
Confirmed not gonna make it

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>>41679342

>Go drinking with people from work
>Everybody goes skinnydipping
>Run to the sea naked
>Look back and see a teengirl who works with me miring
>Walk back and she tells me that the water was too cold for her to swim.
>Later she wants to try to go again but she again stays back and stares at me as I run naked in to the sea

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>tfw lost virginity together with 16 year old thicc qt

I was 19 at the time lads. It's one of the few highlights of my life that I will always cherish.

Coworkers ...

This old gay guy at work that almost eats me when I enter the room. That female coworker (divorced mom of two boys 8 and 10 with whom I share a room) that always complans about her psyco ex and almost forces me to eat some mini snickers saying "You are so muscular and healthy. Those sweets won't ruin anything". Tfw I'm a recovering, gym visiting fatty and married that atm works on impregnating the wife after her being on bc for years. Those female coworkers talking behind my back and sheepishly laughing while talking to me. When you in your 30ies it's a market for men ...

>>41667612
because you're gay you probably don't act awkward as fuck around women and male attention that isnt awkward as fuck turns them on because its rare.

>>41680784
I agree

>>41661272
What did you think? I'm surprised you AREN'T gay.

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>>41664798
>100% straight

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>>41685229
19yo virgin here

now i have hope anon

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>>41681212
Feels bad that in half of Europe the age of consent is 14, but in USA that'd get you shanked in prison.

>>41676340
i always wonder, are girls checking me out when they make eyecontact, or were they looking at me because a giant ogre was starring at them.. fear is aphrodisiac!

>>41686957
Being this foreign towards the opposite sex is just weird anon. They won't bite you know.

>>41681326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ
Those stats look familiar

>>41669881
Holy shit are you me anon? I am a bellman/front desk agent too. Sales manager always hitting on me. Girls I work with complimenting my ass. Gay corporate guests inviting me up to the rooms

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>>41660600
such is the life of a good looking guy...

>>41663633
I fucking hate being a high test german/slav. Naturally 6'2" 210 without ever touching a weight. Voice so deep it isn't even distinguishable in a normal conversation. When I talk people can feel the vibrations. Naturally have a foreign accent even though I grew up in America.

>>41680784
Listen to this guy anon.

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>>41671157

>>41676493
Get the fuck back to your gay forum faggot

>>41677576
Are you me?

>>41690389

Elliot, that you?

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>>41681778
>you could always row your cock into my shit
i can't breathe i need air

>>41660600
Only nr 2 is attractive the others are young but ugly...

>tfw ugly face so nobody ever mires

>>41664798
gr8 b8 m8

>>41690704
go to tumblr with your 'i cant even' comments you absolute worthless faggot

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>in my car
>qt wants to cross the street with her dog
>i stop
>she looks at my eyes, then my body, then at my eyes again, the whole time she walks across the street

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>>41660600
Who wouldnt wanna get mired by teen girls? Literally prime hormonal development of womanly traits but without the mileage

>>41660644
>doesn't want prime teen pussy

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>41663633
also, if you work in an environment where there is constant music playing (like i do), you have to purposefully make you voice higher in order to be heard, talking in my usual voice will mean they cant hear me 90% of the time

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>>41680543
Nah, still worth it. Just make sure to film it so that you can watch the tapes when you're in your 40s and have become a beta provider for a slut wife.

>>41680543
Wow, this is like the entire synopsis of a 20 year old I dated recently.

God damn am I glad that's over.

Driving home on long single lane road get stuck behind a bus. The bus is filled with high school girls from some team sport. I was on the phone with a friend but when the ones in the back all started trying to get my attention. Dancing around, trying to get me to flex, and holding up sign asking for number feels good but not enough for jail time.

My ex mired me enough to make herself squirt.

>Meet her for the first time at a friends party, just talking about casual shit etc.
> She was sober and i was pretty drunk so i didn't make a move. did add her to snapchat and other social medias.
> we talk for 1 week then meet up next weekend she gasps and that shit when i took of my sweater.
> carry her to the bed with her legs wrapped around me.
> i get on top and start kissing her neck etc she moans like a horny slut.
> pushes me off and sucks my dick for like 30 seconds then sits on my dick and squirts.

Not even the best mire i got from her since we broke up and came back together. Also had "good" girls gasp and smile like little sluts when they rub my abs.

I get gay mires way too often, I don't feel offended or anything but it's goddamn annoying.

What makes a gay mire annoying is the fact that they try to hide it, like the corner of their eyes, looking away as soon as I notice or using the mirror.

If you're gay and miring someone, at least have the decency to not act like a weirdo.

Had a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend after skinny dipping one night. Her friend was blatantly staring at my body any chance she got. Drunk girls are shameless like that, felt pretty nice.

It was funny, I always thought she didn't like me that much. Conversations were always a bit forced and unpleasant with her. But she's the one who initiated things and wanted to fuck in the first place. Maybe I am just autistic.

>>41669748
how the fuck do you pretend that you didnt noticed someone grabbing your ass

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>back in high school
>twink calls me a bear
>mfw

>>41661995
I fucking hate that I saw this reaction while I was drinking my coffee and got it all over my work shirt.

>>41664353
>be me
>be gay
>live in West Hollywood, frequent Santa Monica (the straight area) for straight grill-friend
>invite her and her new boo thang to local dive I go to
>ohfuckmymanovaries.png
>go bar/club hopping
>every time in crowded place, always grab on obvious str8 guy ass and dicks, give them the eye
>only want the qt3.14 that came w/ friend
>straight friend's other female friends all mirin' my gains and want my gay dick
>kinda turned on by his letting me do it but disappointed I don't get this kind of attention from men.

>>41669448
>not turning 360 and nattywalking away

>>41673136
She'd take him down to the root. Balls deep, bro. Also slang for rutting.

>>41677388
>Yuropoor/citycuck detected

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>>41685229
>tfw 18 and a virgin at asked me to fuck her a few days ago, which I did
>tfw I've banged 6 girls total now, 5 of them being virgins
Spoiler: [spoiler] She was terrible in bed, did literally nothing, didn't say shit after we finished. Awkward as fuck [/spoiler]

>>41680055
Welcome, newfag

>>41695606
sounds stupid as fuck to me that she was awful in bed, dont all of you kids have porn access by now to learn the ropes

>>41680543
>t-the grapes were probably sour anyways

>>41681605
Wow.. Enjoy shooting off your front teeth and nose and slowly bleeding to death

>>41693691
>She was sober and i was pretty drunk so i didn't make a move
I kek'd

>>41661272
I also do the work voice, people that know me know that I'm just bullshitting when i do that voice

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>>41673970

>>41694090
Howd the threesome go? Whatd you do to not cum early?

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>>41660600
>>41660633
>>41660644
Triple dubs checked

>>41664798
You....you have some things you need to deal with. You are projecting.

>>41664469

>attractive people pretending they can have problems too

is there anything more annoying?

>>41660600
>>41660633
>>41660644
Checked!

Take a looksie at my dubs tho

>>41672388
I'm sorry anon

>>41669893
E=mc^(keked)

>>41679357
This is so true

>>41680664
>>41680784
So I'm going to Sweden this winter for 6 months and my gf and I basically agreed to open up our relationship during this time. You could suggest your gf to do the same, although it might not be that smooth since she already left.

>>41699109
>my gf and I basically agreed to open up our relationship during this time.
i'm not even gonna say it

>>41669448
>Pretend I'm distracted by a squirrel in a tree.
Fucking lost, sounds like something I'd do

>>41680664
bro there is literally zero chance that your gf hasn't fucked a guy whilst over there

>>41699191
I get to fuck bitches, she gets to fuck guys. What's the big deal about that? If it doesn't work out after we're just gonna move on with life.

>>41680664
I'm greek, where is she staying? I could spy on her for you anon

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>>41660646
>be me 2 years ago
>20 years old, live at home
>we have this rich mexican lawyer move in next door, he's 28 and has a bunch of cool shit at his house like a ducati
>we often chat outside his garage
>he'll say stuff like "wow your biceps are pretty big, I bet you have a 6 pack. take your shirt off bro hahaha"
>think nothing of it, think he's just being friendly
>one day he invites me to come in and show me his cool shit like his sneaker collection
>he tells me one of his clients is this really hot escort and we should double team her
>I say "hell yeah brah i got a 7 incher"
>he says he doesn't believe me and needs to see it
>I'm clueless so I just whip out my dick
>he kisses it and says "let me suck it"
>I run the fuck out of there
>he texts me and says he'll pay me a thousand dollars for gay sex
>block him

wtf is wrong with literal faggots?

>>41680214
fucking this. I try so hard myself, even in every day life. I will make it

>>41699805
Think of how much money you could of Made just letting him bang you 3-4 times a month you could of had a Ducati

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>Been losing weight
>Guy I knew from HS hit me up on FB
>"Hey haha we havent seen each other in awhile!!"
>talk
>"You have gotten so hot anon, do you wanna hangout?"
>Sure whatever
>We meet up late at night in our neighborhood and hook up on a park bench
>Next 2 years he messages me periodically about the blow job I gave him
>"I literally fantasize about it all the time, I can't get you out of my head"
>See him again
>He cums on my leg after 30 second make out
>Tfw in middle and high school he would always come for my life about being fat and ugly ect

>>41699380
>she gets to fuck guys
yeah that anon was right, doesn't even need saying...

>>41680664
Fuck the tight teen pussy and when your gf comes back, fuck both
You don't need to break up with either. Just let shit happen.

>>41699805
yeah you fucked up man.

>>41699805
boi u just got the best g4p deal you'll ever get and you turned it down??

>>41699805
pics or it didnt happen

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>>41680088
Checked.
Anon you must perfect yourself in every way, your physical form matters too.

>>41660600
Pork 18 year olds in the meantime and realize that grown women want income as well. Now weight lift your career to provider or otherwise remain some beta low income spouse.

>>41664798
This could be the plot for a porno
Actually, I'm pretty sure this has been the plot for many pornos

>>41677528
Nice NSX man, I can only hope to afford one eventually

When I was fat, gays were 99% of people who hit on me.

Now that I'm not fat, its like 70%

>>41679342
You missed an opportunity there
>find her in recovery suite
>tell her she almost didn't make it but you moved heaven and earth to make sure she would live
>tell her you couldn't stand to see such a beautiful girl go through that
>wine and dine her
>get her pregnant
>when she comes in for another abortion, repeat

>>41677528
You wish that was your car.

A gay guy complimented the size of my hands and squeezed my ass last saturday

>>41671157
Interesting passions and you give art and Muzak as an example... ell oh fucking ell.

You know, some women are attracted to guys who can bash another guy within an inch of his life. They're not the psychopaths you may instantly assume either. Just normal girls who think that art and music is for guys who take it up the arse from their bfs.

>>41660600
>>41660633
>>41660644
please check my digits

>>41677528
'mirin the nsx, hope to join the familia soon

>>41664798
>I'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!

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>>41669448
>Pretend I'm distracted by a squirrel in a tree.
>Walk faster to try and get away.
I do this too.. fuckin teenage girls, they know damn well I can't fuck them.

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>>41701441
checked bro

>>41661420
When I ask questions during lecture I puposefully make my voice slightly deeper.

Few girls always turn around kek

>>41664798

>I'm %100 straight but I'd fuck a dude

I don't understand the meme

>feminine penis

See, that's funny.

>>41666983

>DYEL: how much you bench bro?
>me: xxxlbs on a good day
>DYEL: Oh cool. I used to bench xxx +100lbs

The ratio of this situation to gay mires to girl mires is probably 500:80:1

>>41699805
You fucking tease

>>41671157

>6 hours a week of lifting makes you a loser with no life.

This meme is getting. Shit even pretty serious BB'ers dont spend more than 15-20 hours a week, including food prep

Meanwhile....

>6 hours of Netflix after work is normal.

>>41672427
Heh

>>41699805
bro next time just make him pay to suck your dick and nothing else, keep demanding more money they love that shit

>>41676493
Spooky Skeleton detected

>>41677288
They are probably fitting to drug and or gang rape you, you just happen to escape.

Dont do a gays man's drugs and expect to get away with a tight butthole

>>41677288
You're giving them mixed signals, so probably.

>>41677528
Minneapolis fag here, denying that sports cars aren't seen as impressive. Rice runners are a dollar a dozen, so they give them a bad name

>>41679342
Please.... please be real

I did the same thing once. Except it was a shot of oxy, I was no doctor, and that junkie girl's abortion had been done that morning.

>>41680088
Except for money none of those are really trump cards. Being beta will ruin those just as much as being fit.

>>41660673
No and no.
Bearmode will not get Woman to fuck you.
Being shredded will not get woman to fuck you.
Being confident is the key.
>Being confident, will get woman to fuck you.
>Being confident and bearmode, will get alot more woman to fuck you.
>Being confident and shredded will make you a pussy destroyer.
So, to beging with, you must be at first confident.
Good luck Anons.

>>41666968
Just go talk to them faggot!
What separates Betas from Alphas is confidence. Nothing is more attractive than confidence.
They are waiting to see if you are an Alpha or a Beta. Good looking Girls aill not lose their time with betas that can not Approach!
A nice Body is a very good Thing to have, but a Alpha mind/mindset is all that a man Need to get pussy.

>>41697347
i didnt cum at all

>>41701649
I'm gay and this is the best strategy.

>>41664691
As someone who has actually been mired a lot. Yes it does really happen.

>>41660600
If you go into the club, then its fine. The grown up women just need some alcohol in their bodies and they become teenage girls again

>>41701697
Hahaha sucks to be a fucking burger eh?
Feels nice to have 15-16 age of consent in European countries

>>41660600
>buying beer with friends at the beer store
>going commando
>worked out earlier in the day
>wearing tight pants
>had my back turned to the front door when this black woman in her 30s(?) walked in
>close enough to hear her say "Dat asss"

I was flabbergasted

>>41707570
actually being american is like being a prince on earth.