>that first sip and bite of the day

Coffee and apple slices with cinnamon it is

>>41659081
>donuts
>for breakfast
>making it

Pick none.

>>41659103
For breakfast

>>41659081
damn that looks good, nice and fluffy donuts )

I've had 2 so far because it's national donut day help

>>41659081
>that first sip of coffee of the day
>that acid volcano rising in my stomach
>that corrosive lava climbing up my throat
>that scorch on my skin and taste of death in my mouth
>that nasty burp causing my whole face to cringe

Fuck, I love coffee so much, but my body disagrees.

>>41659419
>I love coffee so much
Man up. Coffee is for women

>>41659419
>that stomach pain
>that occasional hot painful shit

Why do the things we love hurt us?

>>41659489
Your loss, coffee in moderate is actually good for you. Stupid mindsets like yours are probably why males end up dying off first

>>41659514
I don't get either of those. Coffee makes me have pleasant easy shits- quite the opposite actually. Sounds like a personal problem brah. Getting enough veg and fiber?

>>41659541
Sounds like he has peptic ulcers.
Veggies, if not boiled, will hurt him further.

>>41659541
>>41659562


I've had some problems for the past two years. It's psychosomatic. Anxiety induced I believe. The doctors found nothing wrong with my butt or my blood.

>>41659573
Something wrong with your diet I'm betting. Maybe try adding good gut bacteria, drink some diluted apple cider vinegar and see if it helps. Kombucha and real yogurt (not sugary shit) might also be worth a shot

>>41659419
>>41659514
>didn't have GOcoffeeAD as a child
Yup, never going to make it. I regret nothing.

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>all these nonsippers

>>41660417
>Raising your blood pressure
>Fucking up your heart

>>41659112
for you

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>>41659081
You must have the metabolism of a bumblebee

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>>41660428
k mom

>>41659081
>donuts
>not beignets

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>>41659391
Yes, It is National Donut Day.

>>41659112
ur a big brunch

Sips boys unite!

https://youtu.be/ZKiGoR0pgWc

>>41662439

Damn right Harry

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BREHS

>>41659523
This is all false though.
>what did he mean by these lies?

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WHERE'S MY AXE?

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>>41666002

B R E H S

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>>41666036
f-fucking delete this

>>41660428

>supercharging your life

>>41666002
Is that even food?

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>>41659514
>her

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>tfw drinking mug after mug of black coffee

sometimes, on weekdays in particular, i'll just sip on coffee from the time i wake up to like 2-3pm

hmmm

>>41667539
It's so easy to do. Good for those stressful work days.

100% whole wheat bagels and low fat cream cheese have really been saving me lately when I'm not in the mood for oatmeal

I'll cut out all other meals just to have my morning doughnuts and coffee

>>41667692
whole wheat bagel or english muffin egg and bacon sandwiches kick ass

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b r e h s

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>>41660417
Exclusive sip

>eating donuts

>>41659391
>national donut day
>national cookie day
>national ice cream day
>natinal pie day

fucking big american food companies cucking you

it never ends now they always find something new

>>41671393
>getting this worked up over Donut Day

Sir, his autism readings are off the charts!