Sex drive thread/tinder

>>41654659

Inject trenbolone directly into your dick

>>41654659
I fUCKING hate myself for saying this cus this is fit.. but Carbs lots and lots of carbs.

>>41654659
Let her bang you with a strapon.

>>41654659
try not jerking off so much for short term and get in shape again for overall sex drive

body fat blocks your testosterone and replaces it with estrogen

>>41654659
Got any zinc? I find it helps about an hour or so beforehand.
Also you say your overweight s what process did you do have sex with no condom?

>>41654659
bro my sex drive is through the roof… just eat a ton, start working out, and do a shit ton of cardio

>>41654659
your mistake was tugging the next day. man up and show up, if you cant get hard, then finger blast her, youll figure it out

>>41654674

Tell her you're a cuck now.

>>41654681
I got a man's multivitamin that had 15 mg of zinc.
is that enough? should I take two so its more effective?

>>41654685
>shit ton of cardio
I pulled my hamstring last month while running. That's why I haven't had much progress lately but I'm slowly losing weight by lifting.

>>41654681
>Also you say your overweight s what process did you do have sex with no condom?
>match with qt on tinder
>talk for a few days
>agree to meet her for drinks
>said she was "5'5- 5'6 lol why" on tinder
>said she was perfect height
>be manlet so didn't want her to tower over me
>meet there, she's same height as me, Im 5'8
>notice she's wearing heels
fast forward
>fucking her with condom...magnum
>tell her I can't come with condoms and we stop eventually
>she gets horny again and starts sucking me off
>get hard again and decide fuck it, no condom, w both agreed it was stupid but we were both too horny
>cum in her hard
>next morning same thing

Im not 18 anymore when I used to be able to cum 5 times per day.

What safety tips should i take when hooking up on tinder? This girl wants me to eat her ass and pussy/

>>41654659
how is this fitness related?

>>41654792

Some people shockingly get fit to fuck.

>>41654697
>your mistake was tugging the next day
lesson learned
im not fapping until I know for certain im not getting any

>>41654792
sex drive is health and fitness related
low bf= high sex drive?

>>41654787
check if she looks clean before
check if she seems like a nasty slut before fucking her

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>>41654792
>t sjw cuckold Reddit numale
Fuck yourself loser

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>>41654729
I use pic related, it has 25mg zinc per tablet and I take 2, usually only before sex because it's a big amount of zinc and you need to be careful with it.
It mainly helps if you have a deficiency.

Cardio. I used to be in really poor shape and couldn't get more than a semi but after doing cardio a few times my boner was restored to its former glory.

>>41654838

sighhhhhhh, she hot as fuck, but i dont know if its safe.

L-Arginine
Zinc
Citruline Malate

BONUS

Ethylphenidate - When you want a better version of coke that gives you mild psychedelic effects for a few hours.

>>41655004
bite the bullet and take a risk
she seems like its worth it

>>41654787

Only if you can atm. If she's cool with atm...god speed.

>>41654729

Multivitamins are absolute shit. You need to buy individual vitamins and minerals. Lemme guess, it has added iron as well?

Complete shit.

>>41654659
Can't use tinder because I still live in my hometown and will feel like a loser every time I see someone I know.

>>41655291
nope, but it doesn't seem to give me enough l-argine and saw palmeto.
so I guess ill make another trip to the drug store and buy some individually.

>>41654659
>>41654812
You can fap and still have sex. Your main problem is that you're a fatass. Focus on getting yourself in shape/fixing your diet. Eat more protein, sleep more, workout more/harder than you already do, have more sex and fap more when otherwise not having sex to increase your test and help your body/dick
>http://press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>https://breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>https://authoritynutrition.com/7-evidence-based-health-reasons-to-eat-meat/
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>http://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>http://urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>http://www.frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>http://m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>https://www.healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/
>http://chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-youre-not-regular-fucking-sleeping.html

>>41654792
Fitter people generally hive higher test you fucking retard

>>41654681
>Got any zinc? I find it helps about an hour or so beforehand.
Holy fuck anon thank you you just solved a life time mystery

>some days just fucking have the power to jerk way too much
>i mean ill go 6 or more times
>never knew what was triggered it
>happened yesterday
>see your post about zinc
>go look up zinc foods
>watermelon
>I ate 1/4 yesterday and immediately afterwards got the magic endless boners

no wonder black guys fuck all the time

>>41654792
/fit/ includes all health issues, from injuries to sexual health. We dont have a /med/ board

faggot

>>41656211
my sides

>>41656211
congrats, you harpooned yourself a dumb bitch.

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>>41654659
I don't know if someone's already posted, but there's only one right answer:
TRENBOLONE, start at 350mg/wk, work your way up to 700mg if you can handle it.
Add 300-600mg/wk test to keep your endocrine system running right and to enable your dick.
Furthermore, add Cialis at 10mg/day, Pramipexole at up to 1mg/day (depending on you), and Aromasin at up to 12.5mg/day (same as above). If you really want to turn into a sex robot, throw some Masteron into the mix as well.
If you don't want to go through all that, try simply getting drunk and taking Viagra if needed.

>>41656236
dunno if youre meming or not but i was in the same position and recently ate a buffet dinner and was wolfing down tons of oysters (which have the highest zinc content of any food)

the next day or so i was horny as fuck and jerked off like 10 times

zinc WORKS

>>41655037
>ethylphenidate

Holy shit those were the days

>>41656236
>>41656307
so watermelon, oysters, 1 glass of red wine,
tons of water, cardio, and zinc supplements.

got it

>>41654659
anyone else experience lower sex drive/libido while cutting ? this kinda sucks

>>41654685
Cardio world really well. I do a hard cardio session every time before going out with a girl. It keeps me sharp and very talkative. It also makes me more relaxed and laid back. God tier combo for a good date.

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>>41654659


Guys? What do i do now. Someone help

>>41654773
>Im not 18 anymore when I used to be able to cum 5 times per day.
you should be able to do that easily up until 30 mate, otherwise you're just not fit and healthy

>>41658611
change your opener

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>>41654659

CELERY SEEDS

TRUST ME

GOOGLE "CELERY SEEDS THUNDERPLACE"

ALSO THEY ARE A DIRT CHEAP ANTIOXIDANT AND LAST FOREVER

£5/KG

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I got 11 matches on tinder in last 3 days but still havent messaged any of them. How do I start a conversation now? Pls help me bros

The ones I talked to started conversation with me and I sperged out

>>41659060


>>41658245

>>41659060

show me one of their bios and I will do the talking for you. im a pro. you can learn from me.

But i need to see their pics / descriptions so i can write a short custom message. women respond best to that

>>41659060
what country?

>>41659172
Looks like an ex-Yugo country

I have the same question btw.

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>>41659090
Im not confident enough to use such lines. I mean I could say them but I wouldnt know how to proceed. Also, it would seem like I spend last couple of days googling tinder lines because I still havent messaged them.

What normal line can I use which wont sound like it from "How to open a girl on tinder" article?

>>41659150
This girl is the only one that lives near enough for me to do something irl with her. All her bio says is her uni (economics major)

>>41659172
Croatia

>>41659209

> Did you study Game Theory? [await her answer then say:] Im going to tie you up for a prisonner's dilemma practical

>>41659209

Literally say anything. Y'know how you can click predicted text when typing? Send a message like that, for example, "to bother me acall form her parents probably just and really scared that they were you if I made kebab and his life lmaooooo". Then when she is like "wtf?", just say something silly like, "Ah, comrade, is that not the enigma code of the week?". They're continue to get confused and you can eventually bring them into the story that you're a spy and roleplay with them. Then ask them to come over to help you decipher some secret documents, have a few drinks, listen to some music, and yeahhh. Tie her up and have fun.

>>41654659
God damn i fucking love asians and eastern europeans

>>41659209

Just send her something like "Im glad you dont look like Josipa Lisac" , Im from Serbia and here girls usually respond to this kind of random message then some pick up line, I think its same there.

And don't text with her for long time, try to get her number today and set up a meeting.

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>>41659253
Sounds good but Im not confident enough to try that on a girl who looks like mom took pics for her tinder account.
>>41659268
Lets practice on this slut. I have a feeling like I should say something about big dogs but I cant think of anything

>>41659350

> Im not confident enough

literally just fake it til you make it. You need to try and fail a few times. Confidence is extremely important for women. It doesnt matter at all if you fail, they are just tinder girls anyway.

To this new girl I would message her this:

> I dont think we should meet. There are enough holes in your clothes as it is

>>41659350
"i could fuck you like you are my big bitch (female dog)"

>>41659350
>Im not confident enough to try that on a girl who looks like mom took pics for her tinder account.

WTF do you even mean by this lmao. You picture you showed of her is a selfie!!!

>>41656255
No it doesn't. This belongs on /adv/

>>41659350

"Aiight, here's the plan. You're going to come over tonight and we're going to play twister. However there is a twist. One of the spinners has the colours and the other has rules. There are six rules, one) pick the woman up and pin her against a wall, two) tie the woman up, three) go out and get ice cream together, four) spank the woman, five) raw dog the woman, six) get drunk and try pretending to be with a tourist group without being found out.

Oh, also... wear something cheap. I want to rip it from your body and use you as weights to get my pump on. You can then lick maple syrup from my muscles and call me daddy"

>>41659350

Orrrr

"Y'know, I was actually raised by wolves? My parents abandoned me in the forest when I was just a baby and a pack raised me. They used to tell me I was the biggest dog of all."

>>41659396

Cringiest opener i ever read

>>41659409

And yet shit like this gets me laid. Funny, isn't it? You don't need to be clever with shit like this. Just unique.

>>41659432
no

>>41659452

No one has to take anyone's advice. This is just an anonymous Hungarian rug marketing forum. For real though, being bizarre works for me.

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>>41654659
>How to boost your sex drive quickly?
Dunno, usualy I don't have much but right now I feel like fucking anything feminine that moves.
Fuck I feel like I could snap anytime
>All these female collegues around

>>41659432

What you wrote is not unique at all though

And its WAY too long for an opening message

And its too impersonal. Looks like you copy and paste it to everyone.

And it looks like you have no social awareness at all just writing that as a first message.

You are having success because you are a good looking guy no doubt. I recommend you try some different strategies and see your success rate increase

Coincidentally I just downloaded tinder again tonight after at least two and a half years since the last time I went on it. I just got depressed at what western society has become. These people are so vain and superficial. What have we become?

>>41659396
Does stuff like that work? I'm afraid to be too coarse because she might make it public

>>41659494

Honestly, maybe you're right. Personally, I have never found myself attractive, but I can understand why that could be the case. I look like your typical long-haired hipster just with more muscle but I would never say that I was anything more than a 6/10.

I don't know though, my man. I've just always gotten straight to the point and said something that was overly sexualised and bizarre. It filters out those who are interested in having sex that night and those that are not. I often just come straight out and tell them that the reason they got a copy-pasted message is because I don't have time to waste and I am on Tinder for one reason and one reason only. Generally also chuck in a winky face and ask why they matched with me if it was not for the exact same reason.

>>41659599

Oh, yeahhh, I've had a few things shared online and even appeared in an article once but who really cares? Just don't act incongruently with your true persona. I'm known as someone who says bizarre things and acts like a fuckhead. A girl posting something that I say online doesn't really effect me.

>>41654773
What happened during the fast forward part?

I keep matching with traps on tinder

>>41659800
I am curious as well

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Have 194 matches and only ever met up two. No clue how to talk to them.

>>41659526
A woman-dominant society. Stop being butthurt about it and start acting like women and winning.

>>41659209
>Im not confident enough to use such lines
Dude it's the Internet. You're not saying them to a girl's face.

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>tfw I wanna make an account but I don't have pics of myself.

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>>41654792
back 2 reddit faggot

>>41654859
>>41656205
>>41660678
wtf, calm down bros, i was just fishing for (you)s