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I have no friends.

I need a friend like that.

>>41652931
yeah I post fat fucks in /fpg/ everyday

>>41652952
Same

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Is there a self texting service I can get to do this? Don't want to lose the friends I've gained by some miracle

>>41652974
You fat fuck.

>>41653105
Graffiti on your wall with massive letters, that way you can't miss that shit, and it's the first thing in the morning when you wake up.

>>41652931
>Dad said I was getting fat
>"Oh am I?"
>Checked bmi and bf%
>Lost 15kgs.

>>41652931
What happens if I texted this to a grill?

>>41652931
I try to be that friend but he's really stubborn

>>41652931
>Or are YOU that friend?
IIRC, the fat guy agreed to do this. I'm a better friend. I don't need my fat friends to ask me to do something like this, I just do it for them on my own initiative. Even when they tell me to stop, I keep it up because I know eventually they'll thank me. I also get a new phone number every couple of weeks, so they can't block me.

I sleep well at night knowing I made a difference

>>41653674
you'd be on the news because she killed herself

>>41652931
21 stone

294 pounds.

>>41653144
even better, a sign inside the fridge. reminds you exactly at the time when you were about to break your diet.

also put them in cupboards for best effect.

>>41653134
Thanks man.

>>41653105
Anon, if you pay me one bitcoin I will make this service for you. I am massively price gouging you since this really wouldn't take long to set up, but you are hiring me on a sudanese monkey meat recipe exchange forum.

>>41654862
You must feel so smart copying someone else's screencapped joke from this very forum

>>41655435
Nah just coping with crippling depression and trying to not die at 35.

>>41652952
Same

>>41653469
Thanks Dad

>>41652931
My sister is that friend.

My brother is easily 35%+ bf.

Trying to scheme a way to get him to diet.

>>41652931
>Losing all that in 6 weeks.

Umm no sweetie

>>41655796
maybe you should lose weight you fat ass, you're never going to make it if you stay fat

>>41657079
reading comprehension

>>41656906
fat shaming works