Who do you lift for? I lift for that little guy.

Meself

And to be more aesthetic so I can try Tinder, but that's for myself too

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For my future harem of titcows.
In order to acquire the juicy, you must become the juicy.

If I was the only human on earth I probably wouldn't give a shit about my looks, heck I doubt anyone would, so in a sense even though I want to believe I lift for myself, at the end of the day it's for someone else

>>41649970
sauce?

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>>41650009
Maken ki!
Delicious Xebec t h i c c n e s s.

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>>41649907
I used to lift for me. But now I lift for my oneitis who finally fell in love with me. She likes my big arms.

We're all gonna make it, brehs.

>>41650038
keeping a girl requires you to not be beta

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I lift to honor the most beautiful woman to have walked planet earth, prime (17-22) Jessica Alba

>>41650114
Nah nigga I ain't no bitchboy. I got this.

I just fell in love with her years ago and she wasn't interested until recently.

>>41650183
not the other guy but do you fucking hear yourself dude?

>I just fell in love with her years ago and SHE WASN'T INTERESTED UNTIL RECENTLY

so what changed?you are suddenly attractive?muscular?thats it? or is it rather that she has no better option right now and feels shitty being single?either way seems like you ARE a bitchboy since if she didnt reciprocate your feeling before she is shallow and will ultimately cuck/ditch you, may the opportunity arise.

If however its to be sincere relationship then DRILL her for genuine expression of attraction for you like commitment etc. and be vigilant every step since from your description she seems like used goods looking for a filler in their life at the moment.

>>41650581
>so what changed?you are suddenly attractive?muscular?thats it?
Anon I was a 340 pound unemployed loser when I asked her the first time. I would have turned me down too.

Now I have a good job, but still in schooling. I'm now 210 lbs and still have a lot of work to do, but I look infinitely better. I fucking earned this. Fuck you.

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for him

>>41649907
that's a cute pupper

>>41650608
no need to get all aggressive at me dude, i tried to warn you, didnt know your 'struggle' story.

If you lost so much weight than its great, getting your girl with this info seems like a bonus.Good luck on your goal.

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>>41649907
>her

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She's a terrible spotter and can barely bench, but great motivator.

To one day have a girl get all blushing and bashful when I ask her out [spoiler]Instead of the old "I'm not looking for that kind of relationship right now" Its happened to me three times in a row since I un-autismed myself [/spoiler]

>having a sub-55lbs dog as a man

Almost as gay as fucking a ladyboy.

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I lift for her.

>>41649907

What a seriously fucking cute dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gPRzfG77WU
to get wrists like these

I lift for the love of my life that got married the other day while I was playing video games instead of dating her for the last 10 years

>>41652422
>girl in swimsuit
>girl

>>41652422
trap?

>>41652422
Fuck off degenerate tranny fucker fag

>>41649907
can i adopt your doggo anon

>>41652422
>her

I have bad news for you anon

>>41650613
fuck ye brah

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>>41649907
>Go home every night after gym
>Crash on couch next to doggo
>Every night doggo and you snuggle in front of the TV

>Years go by
>You get bigger
>Doggo gets older

>Time passes
>One day you see old doggo has trouble getting up your couch
>You help him up and give him a hug
>His old eyes look at you
>You see he has aged
>But he still loves you and life
>And you love him

>The more gains you make
>The more time passes by
>The older dogo gets
>Until one day it is thay day
>That dreaded day
>That rainy day you hoped would never come

>Old doggo's time is up
>He looks at you one last time
>You can hear him grumble something softly
>You hold him close
>He grumbles
>"Manlet"
>Ded

>>41649907
thats a really nice dog op

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I lift for this faggot

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To transcend mankind, defeat evil, and acquire the physical and mental fortitude necessary to make my corner of the world a better place.

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>>41653202
/thread/
Lift for my fuckface and angel

>>41653098
Kek

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>>41653098

>>41653098
it was hitting me until you made it gay at the end

>>41649907
>>41650973
>>41653202
>>41653310
>dog owners proudly lifting for their dogs

Good thread, OP.

>>41649907
>Maltese?
I own one. Lovely doogo. Would recommend.

>no homo

>>41653098
You win the internet today. Gave me a good hearty laugh.

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>>41652422
>filename

>>41653202
Is that an anti-bark collar?

>I'm a faggot so I'll negatively reinforce my dog's act of communication.

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>>41649907
To be better than I was yesterday.

To be stronger, which is necessary for my line of work.

To be more attractive, hopefully a thicc qt3.14 will be interested in me someday.

Overall, to love myself. Because I don't. But I will.

>>41653202

why is your dog on house arrest

>>41653202
dude what the hell did you put on your dog take that shit off.

Is it worth it to get a dog? I have never owned any pets before so be honest please.

>>41656283
start off with a rock, then work your way up to a doggo.

>>41649907
can i save this pic op? i really really really like you dog.

>>41653202
is that a fucking electronic ankle bracelet?

what did your dog do?

>>41656283
>never owned any pets before

what the fuck, how the hell is that even possible?
im going to take a wild guess and say you're american?

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I lift for Len.

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>>41653098

>>41656438
lol his dog's clearly garbage. i just jacked off imagining raping it to death.

fuck your dog, OP.

>>41656512
he barked up the wrong tree

>>41650916
Best grill

>>41656438
>asking permission to save a picture on the internet

what the fuck, how autistic are you?
did you unironically just get here from facebook or something?

>>41656572
yes he is the one that got here from facebook

>>41656596
thanks for joining us tonight bill

>>41656630
my name is not bill i am anon

>>41656519
No afrikaans. My parents could never afford one.

>>41653202
Poor lil guy, fuck you for that shit on his neck

>>41653202
take that off right now before i report you to the mods.

poor doggo.

>>41654461
>lifting for based dachshundbro
You're gonna make it

>>41652422
Wow that's a fat pussy.

>>41656642
thanks Lori

OP here.

My dog in OP is a Maltese/Pomeranian cross. He was the runt from an accidental litter.

>>41654538
That isn't negative reinforcement. It's positive punishment. It may sound like I'm making shit up to be funny, but I am completely sincere.

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i lift for these bitches.

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>>41649907

Look who just got a groom

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>>41653098
Kek, that was getting me in my feels. Good job.

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I lift for Shepard

>>41656649
>afrikaans
>poor
How?

>>41657244
Cute pupper

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>>41649907
I lift for England.

>>41657310
Lots of afrikaans people are poor anon. The media paints this picture of all the wealth in the country being owned by whites but nothing could be furthur from the truth most of the wealth is held by rich goverment croynies.

>>41657983
>lifting for a muslim caliphate

for what purpose?

>>41658232
there's really only muslims in central areas of the bigger cities

my pants, no joke...I wear the same lazy home pants since 6 months(shut in neet) and apparently I gained some fat, it was shocking finding out that my jeans stop at half my ass and wont go up anymore, I'm skinnyfat now...I've been skinny for my whole life, go figure...tryna get back on track...still, my life doesn't give a lot of motivation anyway...I could just buy some bigger pants...but for now I'll stick to this training/eating routine, at least it gives me a tiny bit of direction...females are not important, when I was ok I smashed and made shiver every girl I wanted, so that's fine...we will see next month how this pants thing goes...might take the whole summer, no idea...

>>41653098
thank fuck that ended the way it did, dog feels hurt the most

>>41656572
>doesn't get one of the oldest 4chan memes
>calls people newfags

Lmfao

>>41650916
thats funny because you two will never meet

>>41649907
Adorable doggo OP

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27 year old korean pop stars

>>41654538
>>41656072
>>41656259
>>41656512
>>41656657
>>41656723
Calm down faggots.
It's a shock collar for an electric fence. It's turned on the lowest setting and he hasn't been shocked for a couple years, since he was a puppy.

>>41658350
Nah he's just on an extra layer of irony.

>>41658350
>one of the oldest 4chan memes

Every day we stray further from god's light

>>41658725
Doesn't matter you little fucking nigger. Take it off and learn how to fucking own animals.

>>41658763
fuck off faggot. my dog is perfectly fine

>>41658944
You're a shit owner for even considering a shock collar, never mind having actually used it on him in the past. Never own an animal again you fucking cunt.

>>41659005
That's rich coming from a guy who molests his son.

>>41650916
u liftin 4 that beaner behind tay?

>>41659005
there's nothing wrong with a shock collar. it's for the dog's own safety. If he leaves my property he could get run over or lost
you obviously don't own a yard or a dog