>got /fit/ >finally have milfy gf thanks guys

post pics you absolute bastard

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>>41644048
is this blueboard okay?

>>41644064
>"love you mommy"
>not fucking real mom
cmon kid

>>41644064
nice, how do you look op?

>>41644064
>is this blueboard okay?
Who gives a shit. You bragged about it, so you better deliver.

>>41644110
what do you mean? i met her by being a camwhore and she was a fan

>>41644040
>>41644064

how old are you vs her?

so would band. gj kiddo. most chicks would be too weirded out by you calling them mommy

>>41644064

WOW, TIGHT, NICE AND FULL AND TIGHT

POST SOME MORE, SOME OF HER ASSHOLE AND GOOCH

>>41644137
I mean how /fit/ are you

>>41644141
19 and 42. she's really weird man. weve been telling each other we love each other a lot and i dont think she's saying it just for the roleplay anymore, shes married
>>41644148
1.5/2/2.5/3.5

>>41644040
>love you mommy
>love
The fucking cringe.

this is what passes for hot pussy on 4chan

>>41644156
im supposed to be her "boy scout"

>>41644162
>OP's 42 yearold milf is unironically better looking and more in shape than 90% of the women I've fucked

You're gonna make it kiddo

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>>41644137
>i met her by being a camwhore
you fucking faggot. Immediately kill yourself.

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>>41644156
I'm going to have to agree with this guy. That mommy shit is fucking creepy, just associating the concept of "mother" with dirty shit is revolting.
Same thing for the "daddy" shit desu senpai
>>41644165

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>>41644152
>weve been telling each other we love each other a lot and i dont think she's saying it just for the roleplay anymore, shes married

WHAT

STORY NOW
NOWWW

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>>41644189
she likes it a lot. i think she's a pedophile. My real mother is pretty unattractive. I do like milfs though, it started with my 10th grade english teacher.

>>41644193
not gonna green text it. but here is a portion of our conversation today. we've been at this for weeks and yes we fuck on her "business trips"

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>>41644064

im happy for you and all

but i mean...

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Monitoring this thread
Post more pics and screenshots OP

so she is cheating on her husband with you?

i'm fucking rock hard

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ok but why

Man that's some poor guy's wife

jesus christ OP good for you but be careful lmao

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>>41644040
>>41644152
>>41644137
>>41644165
>>41644212
This is fucking disgusting. As a /fit/ man, you have the first choice of women, yet you pick a cheating whore more than twice your age who pretends you're a child.

>>41644325
>OP finally gets laid
>killed shortly thereafter but estranged husband

>>41644212
More

>>41644152
>19 and 42
my gf is 26 but appears much younger, im cheating on her with a 43 yo milf

you're my hero dude

>>41644040
>falling for the milf meme

>>41644344
Degenerates were made for each other.

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>>41644362
>>41644324
>>41644040
Men cheat
women cheat
Basically trust no one.

Monitoring this thread.
Will you post pictures of yourself, OP?

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>>41644385

>>41644374
>not falling for the milf meme

Good for you man but she sounds kinda crazy.

Op pls, I would love to see non blue board pictures. Would you upload them to imgur and link us? This is one of my greatest fantasies

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OP post self pic desu

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>>41644064
Absolutely. Post her salted choco starfish.

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>>41644212
This is tops, you fucking ripper

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>>41644064
Anon, I... I didn't know you were dating Rachel Maddow.

>>41644212
>parents left?
hold on, you're telling me that you live with your parents, she knows this, and she waits until your parents lose to come to your anime-infested room to fuck her little boy?

>this will never happen to me
WHY EVEN LIVE?
H
Y

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V
E
N

L
I
V
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>>41644539
Tbqh, I would. I'd pull her dike hair and scream
>MOO FOR ME MADCOW

How did you meet her/how do I fuck milfs? Im 22, 5'11'', and average face. Should I set my tinder to 35-45? Show me the way to salvation.

>>41644040
Please stop calling her mommy. Your own mother is your mommy.

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>>41644064
nice 1 op. post her sandy cunt

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>>41644576
Don't listen to this reptilian. He's trying to steal your roast gains.

well this is just sad and degenerate. but no surprise since i'm on 4chan lol

>>41644572
Hang out in cougar hunting grounds and they'll come to you. Old broads are horny and DGAF what people think of them anymore.

>>41644608
WHat places do you consider cougar hunting grounds. I'm 19 and good looking. I want to bang a milf so bad

>>41644645
lmao either get a girlfriend or if you're really desperate go to craigslist

>>41644645
Just hang outside kids soccer games with your shirt off, in shades and smoking a cigarette. You're bound to get heaps of attention.

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>>41644665
>hang outside kids soccer games with your shirt off
Why don't you take a seat over there, anon?

>>41644645
Any place older women exist in groups, particularly when alcohol's involved. Their behavior escalates in numbers.

Just be aware that the types of women that aren't going to care about an age gap like that tend to have issues.

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>>41644702
Like getting you drunk, straddling your borderline unconscious face and asphyxiating you with their piss?

>>41644702
no shit sherlock. maybe give some fucking examples? where do i find milfs drinking?

>>41644726
Where cups can be found.

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I met and fucked a married milf once. once. the guilt still haunts me 1 year later.

>job is a delivery driver, met her and helped her set up party equipment
>she's flirting the whole time, the party was for a school dance and her son is going
>typical soccer mom, great body, brunette, looks like a 20 year younger lisa ann
>constantly saying her husband is out of town, and her son will be here so she's going to be bored home alone
>after setting up everything she hands me an excessive tip and asks if i'm going straight home after this, say "not unless there's something better to do"
>she replies back "well i need some help moving some things around the house and could use a strong man like yourself if you want to make an extra buck" and winks
>i follow her back to her place, it's huge and in a nice part near downtown, pull into the circle driveway and start having second thoughts "is this right?" "what if we get caught?" "i don't even have a condom"
>i walk in and she instantly hands me a glass of wine, she unbuttoned some of her shirt and let her hair down. we talk casually for 15 minutes getting to know eachother
>during this time i'm glancing around the room looking at pictures, looks like a happy family, smiling son and husband
>doubting thoughts come back "if i had a wife would i want her to fuck some guy?" "if i don't fuck her some other guy will"
>in an attempt to get away i let loose a slightly annoyed "didn't you need me to move something?"
>she lays down on the couch and says "yes, move me to my bed" like a kings demand, she's pretty drunk already
>as i'm putting my arms around her she grabs hold of me and brings me in, kissing me and feeling me up
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

i didn't sleep that night. and i'm not religious but i felt like a committed a huge sin. every time i think about it i feel guilty as hell. never fuck a married girl anons, it's not worth it.

>>41644726
sniff around town until you smell bad breath and doo doo. that's their pussies.

Shit man. I'm 19 too and I want to fuck a milf Like hell.

There's one who is in my gym and she always greets me with a huge grin on. There's another one who happens to be a teacher in my school. Any recommends on how to approach them. I'm somewhat attractive and older women constantly tell me I am. I got really good last year at flirting but for some reason I'm fucking it up this year.

>>41644733
i think the moral of the story is don't stare at pictures of young boys right when you bust

>>41644733
Got kinda hard from that desu

Not bad OP, I left humanity behind and ran a few cycles to get shredded for the sole reason of fucking other men's GF/wife's to cuck their beta asses hard I fuckin love it.

>>41644726
Tbh if you're too stupid to figure it out when you're already being spoonfed you should probably stay away from cougars. They'll eat you alive, and not in the porno milf way, in the finding yourself stuck in horrible drama leaving you with psychological scars way.

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>>41644344
dear god

>>41644733
>Skipping the best parts of the story
I can't masturbate to this wtf

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>>41644733
>ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41644385
Not even yourself?

She got kids? Usually those with kids have loose vaginas. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway loose.

>>41644839
Hey everyone, look at the virgin

>>41644860
I've had sex with prosties before and none of them feel as tight as my hand.

>>41644767
damn she's ugly but i guess the fetish part keeps it hot for op. good for him tho.

>>41644765
what do you mean by eating alive? and maybe im stupid but i barely see milfs. im a university student, when i go out i usually see girls from 16 to like 30
never milfs

>>41644880
They'll ruin your life. You seem like a naive and stupid person if you can't understand something as simple as this.

>>41644064
you have my sincere approval.
I've always wanted to mom son roleplay...

>>41644905
just find an older hooker?

>>41644896
and you seem like a speudo intellectual faggot who uses big words with no context

>>41644064
not even salty bro she looks repulsive.

>>41644877
for a 40 whatever, she looks alright man

i would

>>41644915
That dude didn't use any big words, anon. If you go milf-chasing you might want to try to get a FWB set up going with an english teacher.

>>41644733
>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

ahaha, I know a similar feel. The apprehensagasm.

>>41644872
Confirmed virgin

>>41644733
That's nothing. I nutted in a complete stranger while her infant son was sleeping in his crib beside her bed

>>41644933
he tries to appear smart but he did not say a single thing that would justify his arrogance.

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>>41644733
>fuck a married dude instead

stone cawld

>>41644733
sounds pretty fun to be honest. I don't get why you feel guilty. You're not the one cheating

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>>41644733
So basically anon stars in a porno and has an existential crisis

>>41645178
Just saw that
>Lost

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>>41644733
>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

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>>41644385

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>>41644212
Living the dream, anon

>>41644064
Gratz on being happy

>>41644665
Funny enough my dad works for the city and sometimes has to show up to make sure shits in working order. Aside from the creepy shirtless part, I can at least attest through him that you get some prime game at athletic practices

>>41644064
Nice dude

Tfw too young to be a cougar and bang fit teenager boys but old enough to get off on the age gap big time.

Why live...

>>41646961
I like older girls but not 40 year old ones
How old?

>>41647048
25, you?

>>41647098
18 HS senior

>>41647118
Where?

>>41647120
North Jersey

>>41647126
Tfw all dirty little boys are in USA

JUST

>>41647126
im 18 and a guy and live kinda close to you
you dtf homeboy?


no homo

>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

I'm sure this turned you really on. That smile of the little boy right to you

No homo

>>41644212
omg yes

>>41647147
W-where are you

>>41647363
>be 16
>pretty much live at local public skatepark
>some lady brings her son to bike, he's probably 8 or something
>skating around with my shirt off
>starts chatting me up about my tattoos
Red flag numero uno, I did them myself, they don't look great
>she wants one
>exchange numbers
>eventually she has time to get the tattoo
>decide to be nice and not do any heroin before hand so it looks clean (as clean as it could)
>she wants an anchor with her dad's name on it next to her pussy
Red flag number two hot damn sob
>think nothing of it because I'm a 16 y/o heroin addict who doesn't think much of anything
>finish tattoo
>pull her shorts the rest of the way off and fuck her like a savage
>ask if I can nut inside her
"NO DO YOU NORMALLY DO THAT??"
>uhhhh
>don't remember
>nut in her mouth
>tell her she has to get going because my mom gets home in 20min
And that was the end of that.
Except it wasn't.
>two weeks later texts me her coworker wants to have a threesome
>meet in graveyard at 2am
>she a fattie
>no thank you
>leave
And that was the end of that.
Except it wasn't.
>searching email I haven't cleaned since 2007
>30k unread
>search by attachment
>some 20 from her I never read
>nudez
>hot damn son
>hit her up on Fb
>she tells me I'm a sexual demon and my day with Christ will come
>Oh my sweet summer child
>basically call her a faggot
>360noped all the way home after convincing her to meet me again
>never do, ignore her, block on Fb, keep nudes
And that actually was the end of that.

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>tfw motherly domination is my ultimate fetish
>LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to find a woman for it
fuck you op, you rekindled some hope I had killed long ago, and it'll only make me suffer

>>41644064
Horrible

>>41647578
>Post nudes faggot

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>>41647578
t. redditor

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OP here.

any questions?

>>41644454
yeah definitely would

>>41644546
listen here!
>was livint to my parents after motorcycle accident
>22 years old then on a wheelchair
> She (36) travels 600 km through Germany
> Comes at home when parents are there and we eat together
>parents and Little brother know i want to stay alone with her.
>all live the house
>i lame fuck her (weak after accident)
>she want to come again i dumb her coz find invited another one (23)

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>>41644733
>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

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>>41644454
if you really want

>>41644040
MAD JELLY, whats your cock proportions, anon?

>>41647706
7x6
I do have a regular gf. having a big dick doesn't really matter, but cougars are kinda sex primed so i guess it helps

>>41644896

Can attest to this. I'm 28, technically virgin. Met woman at work that I really liked, she was over ten years older. I really liked her, she fucked me over and didn't even have the decency to fuck me first.

Now I'm even more emotionally scarred, in addition to the awful shit that got me in this position to begin with.

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>>41647715
>sigh you will never fuck cougar with your 6x5, why even live

>>41647749
they marry rich micro penis dudes so yeah you can

i've been a bull many times. no sympathy for these fucking cucks

>>41644767
there is something really wretched about the vibe her face is sending out. Watch out she might be psycho.

>>41647624
God dammit anon fix your photos
I'd fuck that in a heartbeat

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Okay OP here. Allow me to guide you.

I cam whore on Passion.com. Pretty much AdultFriend Finder but with less bots (varies on area, if you live in a big city don't try). I cam whore and my "fans" sometimes contact me that they are close by. That's how I met "mommy"

>cougar hunting grounds
Bars, not sports bars, classy bars.
Most cougars are business women, not trophy wives. I doubt you will get a trophy wife unless you're rich as fuark because they are all gold diggers. So Nice bars. If you can try hanging around hotel bars because they usually go on business trips, careful thats where escorts like to hang so don't get arrested lol. I don't use bars because i'm too young to enter, if I did I wouldn't even consider using the internet to find them.

>>41644040
>>41647658
>>41647807
Kek you have like no game I'm so creeped out.

>>41647807
Anon, proud of you and jelly as well, maybe one day I may

>>41647821
whatever. I'm too young to go to bars. Which is the optimal place to hook up, especially cougars. Tinder works fine for people my age. It may be weird to you but I like my milfy gf

>>41647578
>having sex when you could be robbing her
>heroin addict
Fucking wannabe addicts

I was 17 and I hooked up with a 22 year old college senior. She was pretty cute.

After we made out and were having some pillow talk, she asked my age and I told her. The look in her eyes was pretty hilarious and she seemed a little embarrassed and somewhat pissed off at me.

So to save face, I just started making out with her and then I felt bad that this wasn't right and was getting ready to leave.

She then jumped into my arms and started making out when I then fell back in a chair.

She then begged me to go down on me and gave me the best blow job I ever had.

After that, I just got up and left and was asking myself what the fuck did I just do.


Apparently, I heard that the girl felt really bad for blowing a 17 year old guy.


Did I do well anons? I'm still not sure tbqh

>>41647624

fake tiddies????

>>41647612
Gotta pull em out of thunderbird and blueboard, one sec

>>41647658
DO YOU EVEN LIFT

>>41647856

>Begs for cock
>Feels bad

Right.

>>41647807
>>cougar hunting grounds
>Bars, not sports bars, classy bars.
Most cougars are business women, not trophy wives.
> So Nice bars. If you can try hanging around hotel bars because they usually go on business trips, careful thats where escorts like to hang so don't get arrested lol. I don't use bars because i'm too young to enter, if I did I wouldn't even consider using the internet to find them.

Shit. Thanks for affirming my confirmation bias on milfs gathering at bars. Does it mean that I have to wait until I'm fucking 25 years at least though

>>41647856
>After that, I just got up and left and was asking myself what the fuck did I just do.
>Did I do well anons? I'm still not sure tbqh

gee anon, what the fuck do you think? you retarded ape

>>41644733
you need to balance things up by fucking her husband

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>>41647612
>>41647620
>>41647839

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41647856
>gets cocked
>feels bad
anon you're gay

>>41647875
This is Basic women behaviour

Get out more of your basement fatmen

Why would you go for older women, ever?
It is just not attractive to me at all and I almost always have trouble being attracted to women too far past the age of 20.

>>41647807
i think i saw that pick on >>/hc today

>>41644040
Had basically the same:

>be fit on Tinder
>find 36 year old divorced milf, great boobies
>meet the first time, establish that we will only have sex, nothing else
>have her come to my little student drom (lol) once a week and fuck for hours. Fucks like a champ, totally worth it
>suddenly wants to meet and "do things"
>"shopping, going to see movies, going out"
>BitchWat.jpg
>basically tell her no, I do these kind of things with hot chicks my age
>still keeps insisting on it
>"this relationship feels so one sided, we only ever fuck"
>tell her to fuck off
>still texted me for 1 month after that

Women, no matter the age, are a meme

>>41644064
How did you two meet?

>>41644344
s o
j e l l y

>>41648280
Disregard, you already answered this

>>41648247
You sound like a huge douche if you actually did that

Seriously take the bitch to a bar or at an opera then fuck her afterwards

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>>41648315

>>41644064
Wow that's an awful boon job

>>41648315
Why the fuck would I do that you pathetic white knight. Obviously I never was as direct like I described it, but We agreed on only doing the sex, because 1) I wanted to try an old chick and 2) she wanted to be fucked by a young fit guy, because she just left a dead bedroom, obviously.

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>>41644733
>>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41644212
Do you think 42 year old guys who date 19 year old girls are also pedos, or is this a double standard?

>>41644344
> As a /fit/ man, you have the first choice of women
Lol, nope. It takes a lot more than lifting things for a guy to get first choice of women. Being fit is just a small part of the package. OP is probably just as ducked up and deserves what he gets

>>41647098
europe?

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>>41644733
>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

fucking dead

All you "kill ur self" and "disgusting" faggots are pathetic. The guy is getting some fine pussy and and he even delivered. Good for you anon, I'm jelly.

>>41648324
Not a white knight bro.

>>41648339
Should have gone with the flow cautiously that's all.

>>41644437
SHE sounds crazy? OP has mommy issues to the max and is Freud's wet dream, but the woman's the one who's crazy? I've got news for you, OP is at least just as crazy as her, if not more so because he's not the one trapped in a shitty marriage and should have plenty of otheir options

>>41645311
Ded

>>41648416
What flow please? If we agree beforehand on things that will never happen, they never will.

>>41644702
>>41644702
>Just be aware that the types of women that aren't going to care about an age gap like that tend to have issues.
Yeah, that's not exclusive to women , that's a general human thing. If there's a relatively huge age gap, regardless of the sex, it's a red flag

>>41648416
you're a fucking moron

if they agreed sex only, he should keep it sex only. how does that not make sense?

and even if he did start doing boyfriend-y things, it's only gonna make things worse. obviously at some point she's gonna start wanting something more serious, once she's over her husband and ready to move on. if anon starts giving that to her, she's gonna get emotionally involved. but anon clearly has no interest in getting serious with this chick, so that's never gonna happen. in what way is leading her on gonna be to her benefit?

much better for anon to stick to the agreement, and when she decides that that isn't enough they can both move on easily enough.

tl;dr you're a faggot

>>41647573
L o n d o n

>>41648416
You sound like a total faggot with zero actual experience

>>41648441
Sure. Though some exceptions may have worked. You could have had a blowjob on the movies for instance and still kept a clear distance

You sound bitchy though so why bother having some kind of flexibility

>>41644064
god DAMN what a milf

>>41647658
>19yo
FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41648463
Exactly.
Also, she was a terrible human being.
>never really finished a useful education
>never worked
>grabed her beta billy husband who made tons of money
>basically lived in a mansion all her life
>still gets to live there, because she has no own place to stay after the divorce. Everybody gets to stay there for a certain time (3 - 4 days a week each). Beta Billy rented his own apartment only for this use, while she stays at her sisters place.
>Told me how mad she was, now that she has to get a job. Actually found a position as a secretary somehow. Still not looking forward to it.
>"all my life, men paid for me, and now you do not?!" she said unironically after I told her, that I am not going to pay for her cars parking spot when she also could have used public transport easily
>Lets her sister look after her 3 kids whenever she is supposed to do so, because she'd rather fuck me

I feel absolutely no shame

>>41645278
Because he has dignity? The golden rule man,do things because that's how you'd want to be treated, actually give a shit about being an asshole. If he didn't know she was married it's be different, but there's no excuse when you know.
But you seem like the type to only do stuff when someone is looking, probably have a shitty workout where the only one you're screwing is yourself

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>>41644733
>>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41644064
1000000% jelly

>>41648009
I hope you're in your early 20s.

>>41648463
She'd get romantically involved eventually despite being told that she was just a fuck buddy though. Yeah I'm aware she'd get even more so if he proceeded to do gf stuff with her. But if you're not going all out then drop it altogether especially considering the fact that she is clingy.

>BUT I JUST WANTED TO FUCK OLD PUSSY UR A FAG

Then get someone who isn't a clingy woman retard.

A one night stand would have been better.

>>41644767
i'm pretty sure that's jay leno

>>41648339
Then buy a hooker you cheap whore

>>41648412
>fine pussy
Have you seen the pics? Are you blind? Ffs it looks like her plastic surgeon was drunk when he did her tits. There's nothing "fine" about the situation, two disgusting who'res spreading more disease.

>>41648521
Okay she sounds like shit. Better avoid putting your dick in the wrong places next time though.

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>>41648587
>How dare'st thou riske the gentle Hearte of m'fair m'Lady
>It is thine Honourable Duty as a true Gentlesire to protect the Feelings of all m'Ladies
>Never mindest thou that thou hadst made cleare thine Intentions from the starte
>Never mindest thou that she is an Adulte, capable of Minde, Bodye, and Spirite
>The Onus of Protection is upon thee, knave!
>Fall short of thine Dutye, and ye shall fear the Wrath of all Knights of the White Order!

>>41648463
>. Obviously I never was as direct like I described
Sounds more like anon sucks at communication and probably wasn't as "direct" as he thinks he was in his own head. Anon likely has extremely poor communication skills and blames others for his own shortcomings

Mr. Whiteknight over here would probably have married her by now>>41648609

>>41648639
Yeah I know, that is why it was an easy decision to stop it.

>>41644064
NOT BAD, NOT FUCKING BAD

>>41648627

jelly

>>41648627
To be clear, they aren't spreading disease unless they're out having sex with additional people...

>>41648672
>>41648672
No one has mentioned marrying this entire thread. Only marriage mentioned were the ones being ruined, so that comment seems to have come from something relevant to your own biases vs. Something actually written by an anon in this thread. You should be concerned about that

>>41644733

>i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

Patrick Bateman after /fit/

>>41648668
That was my mistake as English is not my first language. By "direct" I maybe meant "vulgar and direct".
I never told her to fuck off, I told her "this is not going to work like this, I wish you all the best but we should stop seeing each other".

>>41648713
Holy shit stop trying to go at him with that weak pseudo psychological shit when he just wanted to call you/that other anon a faggot. You faggot.

>>41648713
Not the short attention span slut anon but are you an aspie?

>>41648678
Jelly of what? If I had a surgeon who made me look like that id seriously sue the fuck out of them. Do you by chance live somewhere where aesthetic standards are non- existant? I live 5 miles from the best plastic surgeons in Beverly hills, this is 100% a shitty boob job

>>41648721
You're really not helping your case here dude, youre only proving the point.

>>41648761
How are you still going with this

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

Laughing so hard I'm starting to cry

>>41648730
>weak pseudo psychological shit
Lol
>thinks merely pointing out what's been said in the thread so far is "weak pseudo psychological shit "
Lol dude, it's not that hard, stop getting intimidated so easily. You're talking about scenarios that were never mentioned here in this thread, so no shit- they had to of come from your own head.

>>41648772
How did you think that reply was going to help your case?

>>41648793
I mean he's retarded and all but it's clear as day he was just mocking you

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>>41644040
When I was 27 I hooked up with a 48 year old juicy-as-fuck milf who liked the "mommy" routine.

Nutting inside her while hearing "good boy, that's it... fill mommy with your milk" and similar things is an amazing experience. In the end we also developed a breasfeeding fetish that was quite exciting.

That said she was a trainwreck of a person. As shallow and boring as it gets. She had two daughters of two different fathers in her teens and now she lingers in the world thinking about what she could have done different.

Nice catch OP.

>>41647658
lmao you don't ohp 1.5, that's rather a push press, especially when considering that you can only bench 2. You can probably get 140 for a single strict

>>41647634
>i dumb
yep

>>41648817
>clear as day
Thats literally impossible over just text on a monitor. 90% of communication is non- verbal, it is impossible to 100% accurately convey anything over text. You must be an uneducated NEET for not realizing this to any extent apparently

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>>41644212
this can't be real, is this what a healthy relationship looks like?

>>41648864
Welp, I do think he just saw marriage as the ultimate beta/whiteknight thing to do. Hence he used it as an insult. Not that complicated.

>>41648864
I really hope you don't have a senior management job because your damage control is horrible

>>41644751
this

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son
Lol what a fag
Forgot to say no homo

>>41644040
>>41644064


>A bit strange eyes and facial structure.
Just watch out, bro and be careful. Other than that, have fun with your milf. I like milfs too.

>>41647658
need info on how to be a camwhore male, any tips? what did you do in camera

>>41648818
>>41644040
Guys, who do you get a milf other than being a camwhore?

Also this: >>41649463
How do you camwhore?

>>41644182
>getting money from lonely house wives for being fit and sexy through the internet while in your own home
Nothing wrong with that. Heard they make bank.

>>41649562
>who do you
>who
typo, i meant how

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>>41644040
>not threatening to tell her husband and blackmailing her into giving you money
Do you even /biz/?

>>41644040
She's okay with you calling her mommy lol

>>41644064
looks like fucking Jay Leno though

>>41644733
>>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son
KEK. You fucking meta chad. You just mother cucked someone.

You're also a pussy for feeling guilt.

>>41644751
Kek

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OP what's your realtionship with your parents like?

>>41644064
Mommy

>>41649637
kek

Reading this thread makes me wonder why I even bother being alive any more.

You're all horrible people. Then men, the women, the young, the old. What the fuck is the point of living in a world of such shitty, shallow cunts.

>>41644385
When a man cheats, a piece of a woman dies. When a woman cheats, a part of the world dies

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>>41644733

>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

holy shit why is this so funny

>>41648716
kek

>>41647821
>jelly

>>41647856
>reddit spacing
>felt guilty for getting with a girl older than he is
Confirmed for fag

I'm 26 and I fuck a thicc 41 married milf, best sex of my life.

>>41648521
>>expecting a toy boy to pay for her like a sugar daddy

What in fuck. Does she understand she's supposed to be doing the paying?

>>41649562
I'm the guy from
>>41648818
In my case I approached the milf in a shopping mall and asked for her number. Trust your gainz, if you see no ring go for it.

>>41650131

Really? What is her pussy like?

>>41644064
Sums up my feelings on your situation OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ELnDPmI8w

>>41644344
>As a /fit/ man, you have the first choice of women

As a fit man sure, as a /fit/ man he is most likely autistic and never dreamed of having a bitch like this.

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>>41650170
Amazing.

>>41644040
>>41644064
FUCK YOU I WANT MILFY MOMMY TO RUB TUM TUM WHEN I EAT TENDIES!

>>41650131
shieet, 1 more year and im 24, then i should be big enough for milfy mommy to rub tum tum

>>41644040
I checked out this passion .com

do I really have to fucking pay just to see messages?

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>>41649563
>Nothing wrong with that. Heard they make bank.
you're a dumbass. Money does not justify a lack of morality.

>>41644212
>lives with his parents
>camwhores
>fucks a married woman twice his age who pretends he's her child
I wonder how disappointed your parents are. Jesus Christ

>>41650235
Pls tell me there's more

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>>41644767
>that hair

>>41644733
>>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

put me in the screencap senpai

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>>41650457
There's definitely more.

>>41650392
yes it does, you're just mad that you're too ugly to do such a thing

>>41650392
Please outline the immorality in providing footage of yourself as a handsome male to women for money across the internet

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humanity was a mistake

>>41644040
>calling her mommy

gross
fucking americans

>>41650580
that's what happens when you watch too much porn

>>41650163
Thanks for the advice, I appreciate it.

>>41650409
>>41650580

NORMIES REEEEE

I hope op is constantly screaming
>>I want a baby brother mommy

as he poisons her well.

>>41648585
No, I'm almost 29.
Why would that matter? Most women start getting flabby and ugly fast after their early twenties.

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>>41644064
>short hair

>>41650852
If you find a girl who's 20 and looks good, that tells you nothing. If you find a woman who's 35 and still looks good, you can safely marry her with confidence that she'll stay hot until you're so old your dick quits working anyway.

>>41644040
this is goals right here m8

>>41644040
You have deep,DEEP seated,psychological issues.You are aware of this,right?

>>41650392
>>>/pol/

>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

top fucking kek

>>41650149
She's probably still in the "but im a feeemale!" frame of thought, where any man will gladly pay for her. Shit's gonna be funny when she ages and loses her looks.

>>41650016
same

>>41647910
Okay this made me laugh, well played.

>>41650905
Or you can just look at her mother and see what the future is likely to hold. Why would you marry a 35 year old woman lmao if your 20 year old turns to shit get a different one.

>>41648521
>"all my life, men paid for me, and now you do not?!"
I don't believe this. It doesn't sound like something even the worst roastie would admit.

>>41644733

> went in raw and came inside her

You have got to be a nigger

>>41644344
>what are fetishes

>>41652747
Mental illnesses

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>>41644733
>that punchline

Thanks /fit/

>>41652760
You must be boring in bed

>>41644064
The face ruins it

>>41647658
God damnit Walter Jr.

>>41647939
Imgur dump them!!!

how to have sex

>>41648481
20, london here. You can be my mummy.

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>>41650539
MOAR

>>41652829
You must be shit in bed if you need a fetish to make it good

>>41653594
Incorrect.

>>41644454
You better post sauce

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>>41644733

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>this thread

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41650539
what's that green stuff

I've been fucking a man for 5 years who's 19 years older than me.

He's /fit/ huge cock and fucks like an energizer bunny.

I love being his mistress. His own wife stopped fucking him years ago. I'm actually friends with her. She doesn't know anything. She originally was fucking a fit guy behind his back so this was revenge but now a long standing twice a week deal.

Remember girls: if you stop fucking your man, there's a woman out there who will.

>>41647658
ARE YOU A MARINE

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

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>this fucking thread

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>>41644733

Jesus...

>>41647658
w2c tshirt?

>>41644767
Bad vibes man. Steer clear.

OP where are you with the MILF dump of nudes, me need cummies

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son
holy fuck, include me in the screenshot

>>41644212
>>41644040
>mommy
>mommy
>mommy
>mommy
>mommy

Jesus christ, everyone on this board really is autistic.

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>>41655733
they don't know they're autists anon, it's a losing battle

>>41655765
ive been unknowingly autistic for 20 years

>>41647573
>>41647573
t-th-thanks

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THIS THREAD

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>>41644344
I bet you think its ok when a girl calls you daddy though

>>41644064
Nice body, but tell her to grow out her hair. Short haired milfs look gross.

I fucked a 40 year old married women from okstupid this past January. We were supposed to split on a hotel but her credit card didn't work and she never paid me back my half. I dropped like 5 loads in her then I got a nice double dose of chlamydia and gonorrhea, but I also fucked another girl a couple days before so I might have passed it along to her. After she started sending me weird pics of her wedding ring so I just blocked her. She also puked on my dick. Karma for everything that happened I guess

>>41644064
(you) for delivery

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>>41644733
>>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son
u cheeky lil shit I like you

When I started dating my ex she invited me over, she was still living with her then boyfriend.
Long story short we did sex stuff on the couch while her bf slept in the next room.

That guy was a dumb fucker, but I still feel kinda bad about it.

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41647658
you look slightly retarded. bot severely but one of those ""learning disabilities"". do you have one?

>>41647856
I don't understand this story. Did you bang her? You had "pillow talk" after kissing her??? So you wete about to bang but she found out your age and only sucked you off instead? Either I don't know the meaning of making out or you don't know the meaning of pillow talk.

>>41647624
just post moar

>>41644040
>>41644064
>>41644212
>>41644733
>>41647624
>>41647658
>>41647807
>>41650235
>>41650235
>>41650539
Legends.

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>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son

>>41650409
If this kid were my son I'd be fucking ecstatic

>>41655651
>>41647789
holy shit guys just because she's jewish don't mean she's a psychopath.

you have the rest of your life to bang old ladies, anon. Why?

>>41647578
>16
>Heroin addict
>Live at skatepatk
>On /fit/ for whatever stupid reason

Okay

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>>41644040
what the actual fuck

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>>41647658
WWwwWwwWHATS FER BREAKFAST MMMmmmoOom

>>41647634
cripples fuck women meanwhile I'm an athletic virgin. I feel like a saint sometimes. Still, we'll wait for the one till my end, fuck it.

>>41648315
You are why women act that way

Grow a spine

>>41648587
>Then get someone who isn't a clingy woman retard.

Isn't that basically what he was doing though

>>41647658
Nigga you look like you help Buffy in your spare time.

>>41657775
for fucks sake mate

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>>41657783
you must just fucking make your move, take Action.
The most important from all things that separate Alphas from Betas is that. Alphas Approach, Betas have fear from rejection!
Omegas are just fagoots...

>>41648658
Kek

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>>41644733
>one thing led to another and i ended up coming inside her while staring at a picture of her son