Good /fit/ feels thread

>>41642324
>>crippling social anxiety
order phenibut and be done with it, dont shit up my board anymore with this r9k shit

>>41642348
dont fall for the jew lies

>>41642414
dont believe this troll, phenibut works

>>41642417

>>41642324
At least you have the courage to go to your gym. I limit my workout to calisthenics at home because im too scared to leave my basement.

> tfw subhuman craniofacial development.

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>go into the gym and its busier than normal and I don't know why
>squats day so I go over to only empty rack and try to concentrate regardless
>start smashing it
>qt nubile blonde teenaged cardiobunny starts looking at me
>finish last set as /oursong/ comes on (hey I just met you)
>qt still checking me out. she reminds me of lexi belle
>go to water fountain
> she comes over to me and asks if she can give me oral pleasure in the toilets
>erm yeah ok
> go to the toilets and she suck my D for 2 hours
>literally weeping with pleasure
>takes me home and cooks me steak and chips and we watch izombie together

did I do good fit?

>go outside in just a t shirt today
>don't feel like a holocaust survivor
it was a nice feel

>>41642659
im calling bs
no way a girl in the gym approached you and offered you a blowjob

>>41642676
my boii

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>>41642659

>toddler son loves that daddys big back is fun to piggyback ride on, but complains that my (direct quote) "hard tummy is not comfy for snuggles"
best accidental backhanded compliment ever

>have a layer flab
>really REALLY fucking like my brews
>don't give up beer, stay flabby
>cry

>>41642787
how is that even remotely a good feel

>>41642759
Solid

>>41642793
Some people are masochists

>>41642794
he even ohp's his stuffed animals next to me (homegym). das it mane

>>41642799
fair enough

>at gym
>old lady mirin me working out
>start warming up on the lift
>every plate increase she's getting visibly more wet
>finally hit my PR of 220 on The Lift
>janitor is rushing over to her with a mop and bucket
>whole gym smells like a fish market
>re-rack my weights and go home

>>41642812
Make him a giant /fit/ freak of nature Anon. Training begins at 9

>>41643530
>putting micropl8s in his ohp teddies
>whey and creatine in breckfest milk
>only playing catch up and down huge flights of stairs for leg and calf gains
>25 strict pushups or no dinner
>give """chinese flintstone vitamins""" as soon as puberty hits
WHAT CAN GO WRONG... his mom will probably kill me though, feck

>>41642324
>Been going to the gym for a year
>Have regular gymbros, same schedule
>Some have come, soma have gone. Only the strongest remain
>I started skelly mode while they are all at least 30% bf but still really strong
>They always trust me to spot
>Be doing a lot of upper body workouts one day, pumped asfuck
>Hey Anon! Looking big buddy. I remember when you came in here looking like a twig!
>T-thanks bro
Were all gonna make it bros

>>41642414
http://www.brainprotips.com/phenibut-high/

>>41642787
tommy?

>>41642348
>tfw can't get phenibut in uk

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>>41642324
I'm moving away to start an awesome new job, but saying goodbye is killing me. Worst is this girl who fell really hard for me recently.
We talked for a little while 3 years ago, but lived far away.
>she hits me up out of the blue saying she's moving to the area and wants to see me
>says she never stopped thinking about me for 3 years
>we meet up, talk for hours
>she spends the night
>the sex is amazing, her sense of humor is amazing
>we go on more dates
>she knows I'm moving soon, just says "I want to enjoy you while you're here"
>last night, were taking a bubble bath together
>candles lit
>music on
>already had sex, just relaxing
>she starts crying
>"I just can't stop thinking about all the things we could have done the past three years."
>try to comfort her
>"you aren't making me cry, it's my fault I missed out on you"
Fuck. I've never had a girl fall for me like that and I just have to leave her behind with some bullshit about living in the moment and enjoying the time we had.
>she gave me a birthday card last week
>"happy 23rd anon! I never stopped thinking about you on 20, 21, or 22!
>mfw I just found that again while packing and throwing out shit

>>41644606
So invite her with you??? What's the problem? She's already waited 3 years surely she can wait a few months until you get settled or she can transfer uni or whatever.

>>41644709
She's starting med school and im starting a job where I'll be traveling a lot.
Also I don't think I'd be comfortable with asking her to do anything like that. I don't feel as strongly as her.
I mostly feel guilty that I got her hopes up and then left. She's a genuinely great girl, she doesn't deserve that.

>>41643452
kek

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A stranger complimented me for the weight loss.

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Today

>wake up at 5am
>make coffee
>take cold shower
>stretch and do mobility work
>do Jeff Cavalier's daily ab workout as well as my morning push-ups, pull-ups, and isometric movements
>make Gordon Ramsey's gourmet scrambled eggs with turkey, cheese, onions, peppers and spinach as well as oats and my protein shake
>take second cold shower
>work from 9 to 6
>read 3 chapters of my novel while I have my protein shake at lunch
>head to gym after work
>hit push press AND my incline dumbbell bench press PRs
>go home take 3rd cold shower
>heat up homemade veggie ramen I made in the crock pot the other day and have 1 grilled chicken breast and 1 tuna filet
>clean my room, fill out workout logs, read more of my book, do some sketching, and clean guns and pack for camping trip this weekend
>have some Greek yogurt and berries and a glass of milk before climbing into bed

I have been more productive this past month than I have my entire life. I'm finally getting on track with bettering myself and all I can think about all day is just ordering a pizza and playing video games with my friends and calling my ex-gf to come over so I can bust a nut inside her and cuddle...the feels need to stop guys...

>>41644755
>med school

Sure she is

>>41645066
>3 showers daily

your skin must be dry as fuck. you know your body produces natural oils that keep your skin healthy, right?

>>41645297
are you perpetually coated with slime like a snail or are you taking boiling hot showers

three showers a day is fine as long as you dont fucking live in there

>>41645297
Cold showers are fine

>>41645328
>>41645335
nice bro science, bros. every time you shower, it washes away the layer of dead skin that protects you from the environment and it takes longer and longer to repair itself

>>41645376
>his skin is so weak it cant take water running over it three times a day
lmao up your skin gains bro

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>>41642348
Public announcement:

DRUGS CAN'T BE USED TO FIX MENTAL ILLNESS

/done

>>41645144
Its funny that that's the part of the story you have trouble believing.

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>>41643624
>fat alcoholic on /fit/
>can surely only be that one guy I know

>>41644606
i cant imagine a girl being this much of a pussy desu

3 years is such a waste of time to do that

>>41643566
> """chinese flintstone vitamins"""
kek

>>41645433

My anxiety was reduced significantly after taking MDMA for the first time.

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>>41645066
how to do this?

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>Signed my life away to my company
>Benefits package
>Stock options
>Large salary
>My life is over senpai
>I just gave it all up for a life of luxury
>No more hoping for /neetbux/
>Time to leave 4chan for good, hoping I can enjoy my journey through life and where it takes me going forward

>>41642324
>don't know what to do with my arms during rest periods
this is why i wear hoodies in the summer even when it's 100+F here. i can put my hands in the front pocket

>>41642348
>my board
>>>>>>>reddit

>>41648937
>Time to leave 4chan for good
you're here forever

>>41648747
Why dont you just follow the example

>dick grew 1 and a half inch in the past 2 years
feels fucking good man

>>41649128
underageb&, or fatass losing fupa?

>>41649212
from 19 to 21y.o and lost about 35lbs

>>41644061
Get it from Raw Powders. They ship from Lithuania. Brought from them 4-5 times now. Never any problems.

>>41649240
schweet. grew close to an inch by removing fupa myself, was a pretty good pat on the back to keep going

>>41642812
Your son is gonna make it, just like you have

>>41649396
>implying I have :(
but thanks anon. I hope he's gonna make his old man proud.

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>>41642695

>>41642324
>smolov base mesocycle
>10×3@85% day
>wanted to quit after 2 sets
>didn't quit

:)

>>41649422
You've made it enough to be a father, you have fulfilled your purpose in nature- which is to reproduce.
You have fulfilled the goal given to you at birth, now you can achieve whatever goals you want and they will all be for yourself. Make sure you are a good father to your son, all boys need a father

>>41648937
>They increased my salary by going over what I asked
>Within a year or 2, I'll be making twice that much
>I don't know If I have made it and should be happy
>Or the depression is holding me back and looking at all the negatives instead

>>41649691
this makes me feel bad about having done so with the wrong woman, but that's another story for another day. mini-me is a proper fun lad though, I really didn't think I could make something so cool kek

>>41642324
>getting back into keto after 2 weeks of struggling because of stress eating
>not thinking about being hungry all the time
>not bloated anymore

guh i fuckin love it, friends

>>41649855
Do you have a guide to keto?
Thing is with me I always fail and not from dirty carbs, most of my carbs/sugar are from fruits/vegetables

>>41645066

lol... i actually, honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be a satirical post or not. well played, anon.