>decline bench press >I do it anyway

>deadlifts
>am alive

>lift dumbells
>actually really smart

>military press
>there is no warzone media member present

>preacher curls
>am atheist

>squat
>actually pay rent

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>barbell flyes
>can barely hold on to it

>chin ups
>still depressed

>dip belt
>prefer cigarettes

>calf raise
>no baby cows present

>mountain climbers
>forgot my chalk bag

>pistol squat
>out of ammo

>>41640157
>clean
>still dirty

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>dolphin pushup
>get raped

>curtsy lunge
>forgot to wear a dress

>treadmill
>not actually trespassing at the mill

>clean and jerk
>jerk and clean

>leg press
>there's no news articles about my quads

>stationary bike
>nobody writes letters anymore

>farmer's walk
>live in a city

>>41640439
I chuckled.

>donkey kick
>forgot my saddle

>leg extensions
>still 5'8"

>cable flies
>cables not actually flying

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>rack pull
>it's bolted to the floor

>skull crushers
>didnt even need to call the ambulance

>lateral raises
>salary is the same

>shrugs
>actually know what's going on

> Bench press
> Can't find the button to start

>stairmaster
>actually have no authority over these stairs

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>face pulls
>mfw

>incline bench
>don't do it

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>>41640157

> jumping rope
> im the one jumping

>overhead press
>im taller than most journalists

>burpees
>no gas involved

>snatch
>I'm white

>>41640872
Underrated

>decline sit ups
>compounds are enough for abs

>pushups
>really just pushing entire Earth away from me

>leg/bench/overhead press
>no paper being inked

>deadlifts
>not a necromancer

>>41640238
of course not, you just raised them you stupid fuck

>doing good mornings
>it's 8pm

>ez bar curl
>why is this so difficult

>>41640157
>reddit humor
>on 4chan
???

>>41640157
>no whey
>still believe it

>>41640439
>>41640478
I don't get the connection

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>incline bench press
>does it anyway

>pull ups
>actually wearing diapers

>>41642600
google stationery you mongoloid

>cardio
>heartless

>>41642702
thanks for the help, i am a slav

>decline bench
>use a chair

Which d.gg chat memer are you OP?

>>41640157
all this time i just realized decline bench because as in you decline to do it