Third day at the gym

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>>41639831
this is a good thread

>>41639845
this is a shitty pepe

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Don't look them in the eye, they will steal your gains

>>41641937
whew, thanks for the tip anon

I never knew girls were gain stealing monsters

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hey guys theres a qt that seems to orbit me/check me out at the gym should i say hi?

>>41641963
Sure if you want to get banned.

>>41641963
> I saw you looking at my dick faggot
> You wanna fuck or something
> I'll fucking fuck you I swear to god

>>41639831
yet another reason why I go at midnight when there's literally no one else there

>tfw my gym is only ever packed in the afternoons for one whole hour
>tfw there's only usually an old guy and a couple of PT's wandering about the place for the rest of the day
>tfw i have the whole gym to myself for two hours, even during staffed hours
>tfw they give me free protein and preworkout for being a loyal attendee

I never have to worry about gains goblins trying to rob me of my masculinity.

>>41642006
>be filthy wagecuck
>every gym is packed when I get off work
>have to pick between dealing with the masses, starting late and losing sleep due to preworkout or wake up early and try to lift when I'm tired as fuck
I wish I could just take a 1.5-2 hour lunch break, lift, and then return to my job (and make up the hours of course).

>>41641963
Ask her if she's working out

>>41642317

get up early

>>41642317
>be bartender
>got to 24/hr gym after work @3:30am
>sleep all day
>call up fwb for afternoon sex
>go to work again
Feels
Fucking
Good
Man

>>41644943
>be bartender

stopped reading there, your life cant be good

>>41644943
Sleeping that late isn't good for you

>>41645174
>$150-$300 a night
>easily make rent, bills, savings, money left over for whatever I want
>take a hottie home at least once a week
>have the day open to do whatever I want
Point out where my life doesn't kick ass pls

>>41645225
Are you saying I'm sleeping too much? I go to bed around 5-6am and wake up around 2pm, solid 8hrs yo

>>41645225

Literally nothing is good for you.

>>41645225
It's good for some people who have delayed sleep phase whatever the fuck it's called.