Delicious Murder

Chicken.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_poisonous_animals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_venomous_animals

>>41634407
I could probably throttle a goat

I could probably kill a small human.

>>41634522
I was thinking a small deer. like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?=rUiPmHA7Xqg

Snake, if you grab a snake by the tail and and swing it around a bit and crack it like a whip it breaks the snakes neck instantly and it dies.
Snake has a good deal of protein in it so yeh.

any animal

just sedate it first

2ez pce noob

>>41634568
How do you season it?

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>>41634407
Does insekts Count?
I could easily kill hundreds of maggots, would also overload my Proton intake

rabbits. the ones round here have lost all fear of humans because retards feed them. you can just grab one without breaking a sweat

>>41634752
chili powder and fresh squeezed lime for me

>>41634407
I've broken the neck on a sheep before.

>>41635267
i wonder how they taste. when a guy that literally eats shit starts to gag you know it's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE

>>41635267

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>41636031
Raw meat is very poor in taste as well, but turns delicious when cooked
You could probably make a decent dish out of larvae

>>41634568
>break a snakes neck

Wut. It's a snake. The entire body is a neck

>>41634407
Rabbit.

>>41634568
>trying this with a 350 lb python

>>41635267

DELETW THIS NOW

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>>41634568
>snake
>neck

>>41634407
I think I could take down a deer, but it'd be mostly cardio until I caught up with it and it was exhausted

then all I'd have to do is avoid it's hooves and I'd be golden

venison is dope

>>41637202
snakes are just one big neck with a head

>>41636404
this made me kek

>>41637241
A deer would be too fast, even if you caught it one swift kick could probably take you out.

>>41634407
If I really needed to I'd literally go toe to toe with any non-marine animal save for:
>brown/white bear - outmatched in every single way
>leopard/tiger/lion - outmatched in every single way (fuck other cats, bring it)
>hippos/horses/moose/elephants/giraffes/bison-cow-family - literally too big and dangerous
>anaconda, poisonous snakes and dragon-family reptiles

fuck anything else

>>41638068
Would you fight a gorilla? Or literally any other ape.

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>>41635267

>>41637640
>A deer would be too fast
humans have the best endurance in the animal kingdom bruh

everything you've said I have already mentioned

>>41638068
Other cats? Even a mountain lion? A chimp or a gorilla?

>>41640215
Most healthy(non-cuck beta numale) adult male humans could fight a mountain lion and survive. You probably wouldn't kill it, and you will need to be going to a hospital, but it will fuck off if you fight hard enough.

a lot of frogs

the texture of frog meat is very similar to chicken, i've tried it before

Geese, ducks and cormorants.
I know from experience, and they do a beautiful job of being full of protein.

>>41640289
>the texture of frog meat is very similar to chicken
flavor is not at all the same though

>>41635267
Does anyone remember the cricket protein powder thread?

>>41634407

You.

>>41634416
The only correct answer

>>41640107
This is true. Any fit human could hunt basically any land prey animal by chasing it to exhaustion, as our ancestors did

Idk I mean if bears didn't have teeth or claws that seems like a doable one

>>41634544
Manlets soon become hunted to extinction

>>41640264
My grandma actually beat the fuck out a mountain lion about forty years ago when she was a month pregnant with my uncle. She has scars to prove it, too. She claims to have karate chopped it hard in the throat which is what made it run off.

My grandma was apparently hard as fuck back then.