What modes are these and how do I and my gf achieve them?

Your girl needs to squat two times as much as she can squat for a body like that

Throw gf in front of a bus

>>41634262
How many reps?

>>41634176
Are you dating a cripple? Lmfao. Have some standards you fucking creep.

>>41634257
How can she squat two times as much as she can squat?

>>41634176
do crossfit

>>41634176
why did she buy fancy training shoes if she can't walk?

>>41635443
why did you post this again if no one ever laughs at it?

>>41635457

I laughed at it, and he raises a good point.

To answer his question, it's because she's a dumb consumerist whore.

>>41634257
what did he mean by this

>>41635766
Logically, she would have to squat an infinite weight, because infinity times two is infinity, or be able to squat no weight whatsoever, since zero times two is zero.

>>41635443
She buys fancy shoes because her shoes will never get worn out.