/fph/fps/fht/ - Fat People Hate

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babe spotted

>>41633268
She spelled enemies wrong

>>41633408
No. Just no. I refuse to believe.

I literally feel like the worst father in the world when my son bumps his head.

>>41634307
Wtf is that shit on those pics

Fucking hell

>>41634327
Post-surgery staph infection

>>41634307
That's fucking disgusting wtf

>>41633320

Funnily enough that's probably the most passable trap I've ever seen

>>41633408
>>41634275
Yeah, I can't deal with stuff like this anymore after having my firstborn.

>>41633320
This whole body positivity thing has really gotten out of control. This thing should be teetering on the brink of suicide every day. Not feeling handsome or cute, ever

>>41633408
Would a baby be able to pull the trigger? I`m a no-funz but I though that you needed to apply pressure to make the gun go boom?

But on another note, why can`t you send 911 a fb message? Or an whatsApp message?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ

>>41634439
Easily if it's in SA mode. Still doable in DA.

>>41633415
Top kek

>>41634307
I've been on here for nearly a decade and this is one of the worst pics I've seen.

>>41633408
If this was real, he'd be in prison.

>>41634411
Check'd and me too man. He's 1 in a month and I swear to god those first 3 months I was fucking terrified to do everything
>holding him
Oh shit oh shit, mustn't break him
>lay him down to sleep
>check on him every 3min to make sure he's still breathing

I used to just shake my head or get that "u fuckin retard" sort of mentality at these kind of pictures, or at the worst have a "Darwinism at work!" train if thought. Now, it legitimately terrifies me and infuriates me in a way that isn't healthy

>>41634307
The most disgusting thing about this picture is still her vagina. It looks so fat and out of place.

>>41634445
So MAggie really could have shot Mister Burns...

>>41634307
>>41634333
Looks more like she went to a cheap surgeon who didnt allow for pressure build up due to inflammation. Why people do cheap i'll never know.

>>41634412
Look deep into zir eyes. Those are eyes reflecting a crushed soul.

>>41634439
>I`m a no-funz
for what purpose

>>41634746
Because I got cucked by my government. Now I`m disarmed facing a hostile takeover of my country, It's a good thing that I can lift heavy object. Might come in good use when I need to drag my shot arse back home.

>>41634412
They don't actually feel that way.

>>41634778
what country?

>>41634866
Swamp Germany.

>>41634935
Oh god, you guys are so fucked. My country is bad and boned too, but damn. Good luck, Krautbro.

>>41634307
What the fuck is that

>>41634935
Learn some basics of machining. You can churn out open-bolt guns if you have a machine shop and like three guys who know what they're doing. Then we'll just airdrop in ammo for the Reconquista.

>>41634951
>Krautbro
Swamp Germany is the Netherlands

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>>41634951
Yeah I'm going to move to the country and eat a fuckload of peaches while I fuck my White Waifu and get ready for Rahowa.
>Pic was reprimanded for wearing a headscarf in uniform, but many though that it was a good idea.

From which country do you hail?

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>>41634981
Sound good (But ohw my, that would be illegal and I would be one of those WHITE SUPREEEEMACISTS terrorist).

This was my captha for this post
>>41634992
Thanks Kek, I know that I`m fucked.

>>41634987
Oh my bad. I've never heard it called that. I just thought you were preceding the country with something disparaging.

>>41634992
Canada, where our immigration is a literal Somali lmao.

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>>41635011
Ayyyyyy it's rural Texas

>>41635023
>Canada
I´m so sorry :''(.
We need an Ice age or a volcano to darken the skies so all the invaders die due to vit D deficiency.

>>41635023
immigration minister*

wew, I should've checked before posting.

>>41633320
lmao he's so fat even his piercings are about to disappear

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>>41633382
>>41633349
With the powers combined

>>41634307
How do I achieve this mode?

>>41633320
>ze/zir
way to appropriate alien culture you insensitive shitlord

>>41634397
Kek

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May 10 6'3 250 lb

>>41635271
May 31 230 lb

Water weight i know

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>>41635297
Fuck

>>41635303
Are you in the wrong thread?

>>41635342
No. I want to be hated because it motivates me

>>41633338

is this Satan?

>>41633408

Natural selection. Natures way of saying, those two were never meant to reproduce.

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>>41633320
>scopophobia

Never gonna make it.

i fucking hate fat peopel

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>>41635303
Arms are looking better, but yeah, you got a lot to go big boy. Keep at it, and you'll be good.

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>>41635551
gj

>>41634827
KEK

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>>41633415

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>>41633320
Transfat = best fat

>>41635476
Okay, you're smelly

>>41635271
>>41635297
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>>41635476
Why are you here and not in the gym, fatto?

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>>41635959
God, sweden is such a fucking shithole cucknation, jesus christ. Somebody fucking nuke it already.

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>>41636208
>It is an empire
>I am its dictator

>>41635303
Disgusting there's not even muscle on your arms just fat

>>41636510
kek that bothered me too

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>>41633415
I love these types of pics with captions

>>41634482
Better start training for shit like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R6__QYkV_qs

>>41634411
>>41634482
being a dad is so cool desu

>>41633349
Can confirm

>>41634676
Because they don't have money dummy

>>41634992
>Wear headscarf in Muslim-infested area of Amsterdam, World Capital of Degeneracy
>"omg so many positive responses"
At least her higher ups still have some sense left and dat bitch gon get fired.

>>41633408
posing on facebook "call 911" is way too fake for me.

>>41634275
>>41634482
However protective you feel now, remember to learn your kids that world is ugly place and nothing comes for free. You want to find the balance between preparing them for bullies at school, shit boss at job, cheating gf but at the same time building up their confidence and trust to you so no matter what troubles they meet, they wont be scared to ask for your support.

>>41635959
>>41636231
How inbred are you amerifats not to realize that article is fake as shit?

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>>41636208
Found this version

>>41639985
Multiple swedecucks on here have confirmed that this happens

>>41635271
Is your name Andrew Bath?

>>41633408
No way this is real

So much wrong with this

>>41640074
kek

>>41634935
Refuges welcome amirite?

>>41633349
Are these shitlords victim blaming people who have been kidnapped? Why aren't we teaching kidnappers not to kidnap people instead of victim shaming? It's 2013+4. Fucking triggered I can't even.

Side note
>implying that people would want to kidnap an obese person to rape and not some qt average size women

>>41634482
That reminds me of a story my dad has told me a few times.

When I was a kid, probably 2 or so I was standing by the sliding glass door and my hands were on the glass part that doesn't move. My dad was coming in from outside and it was the time of year where the sun has a really strong glare and he couldn't see inside through the door so he didn't see me standing there so he opened the door and my hand got smashed between between the sliding glass door. He got my hand out and was freaking out thinking he just ruined my hand for life. Wrapped it in a towel so my mom didn't see it and took my do the er. They opened up the towel and my hand was back to normal. Have fun with that.

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>>41635520
It very well could be anon, this smells of his trickery and deceit. This is why we need to retake Constantinople.

>>41640322
I think it's from an old google search auto complete saying fat people are harder to kidnap

>>41633349
You mean white skinny attractive women are easy to kidnap

>>41633408
What was it

>>41634803
that left pic is britbongistan

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>>41633320
Sometimes I wonder... if grandpa hadn't lost the war, would degenerates like this also live today?

>>41635271
you look like the beast titan before he started lifting

>>41635011
fuckin a man concan hell yea

>>41633408
Okay hold on. OP here. I posted this image, but I never deleted it. Why did this get deleted? Did a mod do it?

For anyone wondering what it was, the picture was of a facebook post of a baby holding a gun with the caption "my baby is going to be a gangsta nigga" followed by the post "call 911, my baby shot himself" and then next to it was a photo of two juggalos standing next to an infant sized coffin. I did look it up, and it has been confirmed to be fake, but still, I don't think that warrants it being deleted by a mod?

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this thread is dying

>>41644236
It's funny how in the middle of a very bland h-manga, comes something that honest.

>>41644299
haha i love it when sjws start infighting over this petty bullshit
like even within the context of their own preposterous narratives it still collapses under the sheer weight of criteria that have to be met perfectly for fear of causing offence
>fuck you white male oppressors, fat people ARE good at stuff!
>wait what the fuck did you just say???? did you imply that fat people who aren't good at stuff are BAD PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?
>everyone knows that """good""" and """bad""" are just oppressive patriarchal constructs anyway, everyone is exactly equally amazing at all times in all cases. except white men they're dogshit. or anyone who doesn't agree with me, they're dogshit too

>>41635303
Hell ya man!
I'm 226 right now down from 274 in September. Wish I took more pictures of my progress, literally have zero. Was to embarrassed to take pictures at the start, and couldn't live my self if I stoped trying after a week or two and I had to delete the picture

>>41644299
Why do fat people think they can perform ballet? There is no way they can perform en pointe without breaking every bone in their toes.

>>41634523
Holy fuck I kekked so hard

>>41644360
why...

>>41644360
dafuck am i looking @?

>>41644360
What is the story behind this picture I've seen it way more times than I'd like

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>>41644373
when you get your excess skin removed but don't let it heal

>>41644360
Someone explain

>>41644406
lost her fat, had excess skin removed, didn't heal

>>41644360

it's time to stop

>>41644323
I fucking lost. Damn this one is good.

>>41642451

>cutting for summer

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>>41644436
then someone else contribute

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>>41644401
ffs guys i come to FPH to laugh at others' slovenliness and excuse making, not to literally fujitora my fucking eyes out of my skull

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>>41644444
those THICC digits

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>>41644444
D I G I T S
I
G
I
T
S

>>41644360
WTF. Her skin looks baggy as fuck. Maybe these are the wounds left over from intense liposuction? And they decided to take pictures while her bandages were off? Fuck that's nasty.

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>>41644450
id like to POINT out that you don't get comedy and are most likely a leaf

>>41644447
ah yes, the dick donut of pleasure and satisfaction

>>41644311
Oh buddy you just criticized the mods enjoy your ban

>>41644444
Holy fuck that's the first time I've gotten digits. I'm screen capping that shit. Check me, brothers.

>>41644447

Jesus. I'm a fat bastard in the process of de-fat bastardizing himself... and how do you let it get that bad? Just... HOW? How do you rationalize that?

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>>41644530
include me in the screencap

>>41644525
Wow so now SJWs have added being a fucking communist to their reasons for being fat. Someone please Nuke these fucks.

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>>41644534
do you fuck your fat pad? asking for a friend

>>41644490
>graphic real life body horror on a blue board
>comedy
different strokes for different folks i guess
gorevert

>>41644447
ok but HOW, it looks like he has a bellydick instead of a bellybutton

>>41644584
i guess when your butt has a volume measured in gallons butthurt really HURTS

>>41644542
we're all gonna make it, dogbro

>>41644373
>>41644376
>>41644406
>>41644427
Botched liposuction of a woman from Georgia(USA.)

I don't remember the whole deal, but that's the gist of it.

>>41644555

Checked. And, Good Christ no. Never got fat enough; also, just feeling my gut with my arm when I was jerking off was repulsive enough.

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>>41644323
>Julius in the bottom left

>>41644445
Hard kek

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>>41644594
>imagine he has to take a piss. flaccid
>his diminutive dick lurks inside its adiposes >abode.
>suddenly a torrent of golden piss gushes out of >his dick, flooding his bellydick cavern
>a warm lemonade waterfall trickles down his >rolls. pooling on the floor.
>a contented smile appears on his face.
>he now has room for the next dozen supersized >diet cokes.

>>41644650
>learn
>to
>greentext

>>41644311
You must've triggered the resident juggalo mod

>>41644687
Juggalo mods? On my /fit/?
It's more likely than you think!

>>41634935
Praise murkel krautitzen

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im rollin out juggalos

>>41644757
fuark, mirin arm diameter

>>41644757
The Titanic soundtrack might fit this image but I doubt her heart will on.

>>41644778
>Implying she isn't the iceberg

>>41644332
Wasn't the woman whoring out or something anyway? Seems to be rather hollow words.

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>>41644525


>being productive is a bad thing

Holy fuck I'm triggered.

>>41634411
>>41638073
>>41634482

You guys struggle to stay /fit/ the first few months? Mine is nearly 4 months and working out has been sporadic at best. Put on weight the last few months of her being pregnant too so I feel extra shit. Work 12 hours and have a baby round really fucks with any gains.

>>41644542
this is really nice. poor dog.

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>>41633268
Just as you've all forgotten

>>41644447
where are the balls anon

>>41644447
Wh-w-where are his balls though?

Also, this is a blueboard btw.

>>41644542
Has anyone showed this to /an/ so they'd get onto FPH too?

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>>41644299
>walking up stairs is a talent
every time

>>41644954
Plus, even if communism was the ultimate good form of economics that everyone should live by, I guarantee you the sow that drew that is taking up more than her fair share of the resources.

>>41644826
>>41644778
GOLD

>>41644460
>when the ass is literally flat

They know they can stand up, right?

>>41645100
I'm involved in a socialist discussion group and we came to a conclusion a few months ago fatties are the biggest enemies to any form of socialism.

What really woke us up was when we went camping for 2 weeks in an attempt to get close to nature and learn self sufficiency. The fatty who wanted to come along ruined it. Ate wayyyy more food than what we had planned.

Using homade apples, pie crust, etc we made a homeade apple pie in a oven we had a a nearby cabin. We had to head into town for gas so we left the fatty and a buddy who was sleeping at the campsite near the cabin. While we were gone the fstty ate the whole pie and had the gits to complain about how he burnt his tounge. We quickly realized if this wasn't a camping trip he'd be the first to go.

Fatties are trash no matter your ideology, religion, etc

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>>41638064
Man, children are retarded.

>>41642451

FUUUARK. Mad jelly, shredded cunt brah

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>>41644360

It fits...perfect

>>41633349
Good Fat Princess reference lol

>>41633338
That's outright evil

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>>41644360
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>41644360
WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T SHE JUST GO BACK TO FUCKING HOSPITAL STRAIGHT AWAY
WHO POSES FOR PHOTOS WHEN YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE INSIDE YOUR OWN BODY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>41644757
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>>41644769
She's fit now, Amber Rachida

>>41644373
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>>41645677
She lost like 300lbs and had crazy loose skin. Because she was fat he body is shit at healing, and the dissolvable stitches dissolved before her body could heal. so no, it's not botch lipo, or even a surgery tat didn't heal right, her body just fucked up, /and/ this is isn't that uncommon actually.

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>>41644444
>DERAIL

>>41644525
>complaining about capitalism
>while glorifying McDonald's and Burger King
Straight into the gulag with them

>>41644552
The SJW movement was caused by cultural marxism, so...

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>>41644691

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>>41644989
I switched from regular gym schedule to calisthenics (specifically CC) so I can just bust it out during the 1hr he naps. Eating has gone down though, because I hardly get a chance to make any food that isn't his.

Probably should mention I'm a single father and my entire time is spent looking after him

>>41645768
oh fuck

did she get better? or die?

>>41644360
Are those MAGGOTS in the bottom right pic?
Looks like a bad case of Necrotizing fasciitis from a dirty lipo job.

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>>41644236
IVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS
Oh man thank you so much anon!

Here, this is the matching image, where an anime girl says sorta the opposite. (Straight outta the /r9k/ folder. Fitting.)

>>41644236
Bullshit. There are plenty of decent ugly people. Don't lump ugliness with fat.

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Just found a gem in the german press.

>Dear men, you don't need a sixpack
Highlights:
>I got a red swimsuit with white spots when became 12 years old. I felt like a stranded whale. I cursed the beautiful life savers from Malibu, who can run along the beach in cloth like a breath of nothing and who had no flab, no overflow and everything tight and solid, their breasts and their muscles.

>And when I saw him naked a few days later, I was even more mesmerized. He had a sixpack. A real, hard, incredibly trained sixpack. I was fascinated. He laughed at me because I kept touching it. Again and again.
>I had my Mitch Buchannon, but my body was: soft.
>Because I felt ugly and untrained next to him, did I join his fitness studio, where I was standing in front of the mirror for hours, staring at my grown-up body. He was perfect. The more I did, the more I realized that I would never be a thin skinny blonde.
>And I realized at some point, that he would always only love and spend his time with the training of his Adonis body. Never with or for me. He was a pretty, a really pretty shell. And I understood that I wanted to be more than just trained.

https://archive.is/t8wP3

>>41644445
I made that joke a few years ago when that image was first posted, you have to pay me royalties for any resulting (You)s.

>>41634275
>>41634411
It's fake. The pictures are completely unrelated, the facebook post was fake, and no, an infant would not be able to pull a double action trigger on a revolver, nor cock the hammer back to use single action.

>>41645333
Almost by definition.

>>41635011
You call Squares Vierkanten? Not Viereck Like Germans? Huh... Interesting

>>41646418
Vierkant = foulace, or fourside.

>>41645034
>>41645043
see that slightly darker patch of fat at the bottom? that's what his nuts have become

>>41644447

I want to stick my dick inside that hole and fuck him so hard.
new fetish without a doubt

>>41644778

>my heart will go off

>>41644650

>let that sink in

>>41646287
you can tell a difference between ugly + well kept vs ugly + a slob

>>41644447
>tell them to go fuck themselves
>they literally can

>>41644626
i love finland

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>>41645183
>I'm involved in a socialist discussion group
im sorry for your loss

>homade apples
>home made
>apple
the fuck am i reading

>>41644552
communist theories state that you should thrive to be the most productive person possible.

>>41646857
more proof that the edgy fags spouting off about communism dont know what theyre talking about

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>>41645183
>I'm in a socialist discussion group

Fucking cringe

>>41644447
Lol.

>whatsgoingoninthisthreadguise.png

>>41644352
En pointe is not used as much as you might think. I think you can even get a kushy Royal Ballet teaching qual without ever doing it but am unsure. The schools and groups that insist on it are usually ultra traditional fucking safety makes us good somehow shits, although some are fine.

If you ever got into ballet or had a kid that wanted to get into ballet, en pointe for beginners or kids is the equivalent of McDojo board breaking. Adults can learn it tho.

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>>41646843
why... did he make two kagebunsin?

>>41646909
One is just for mirin

>>41646955
what a retarded waste of chakra
he'll never make it

>>41644584
Six cheeseburgers isn't even that much.
There must have been something else going on that was banter worthy.

>>41633338
I support this message as only the ones who deserve to die will actually listen to it, and god damn, do I want them to die quickly.

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>>41633320
get ready to be babe'd

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>>41644299
y u lyin

>>41647344
what's with fat people and animal shirts, see so many with wolf sweaters

>>41647396
>Deadlifting 1400lbs.
So deadlifting about 2x bodyweight. It should be easily achieved.

>>41644989
Remember that babies are top priority. Who cares if you get a little out of shape? Just dont overeat or switch to body weigth routine so you save time.

Once the baby hits school years, you can easily go back to shape. That is what /fit/ is about: even when you are fat fuck, you have the knowledge and will to better yourself. And you can teach your kid how to be in shape as well.

Just dont be idiot and dont stun its growth and puberty by vigorous training. You dont want him to become manlet or her become chestlet.

>>41633320
>flatwoods monster

>>41647426
kek

>>41647247
>Six cheeseburgers isn't even that much.
a McDicks cheese burger has roughly 300 calories
6 cheese burgers is 1800 calories
and she is visibly fat

it was banter worthy because fatties are gross and gross things are easy to joke about

>>41647414
If you're gonna be fat, at least strive for the Tenacious D look, I suppose

>>41647414
i live in pa and even skinny people have em on. its the culture.

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yall jelly?

>>41648857
no.

>>41648857
she jelly

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>>41633349
Honestly I've met a lot of fat women who told me they only became fat after getting raped and losing confidence and just becoming shut ins and getting fat.. then finding no one cares to look at them or rape them so they decide to stay fat.

Who knows if that's true though.

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>>41648857
>Integrated AirBag

>>41648940
>things that didn't happen
Unless you count watching tv as people telling you things

>>41644989
If you were a woman that actually had to carry the baby, / fit/ would be calling you a lazy fat bitch who's an irresponsible excuse of a mother right now. But since you're male, gaining weight is a- okay! Even though your body wasn't the one incubating a leech for 9 months.

So here, let me fix that double standard:
Get in shape you lazy pathetitic excuse for a father, before you pass your bad habits into your kids and they become useless bags of wasteful flesh. Fucking degenerate whore

>>41633415

this needs more (you)s

>>41648940
Rape victims get fat to 1. Have a sense of control and 2. To make themselves less attractive to alleviate ptsd thoughts of getting raped again; they're purposely making themselves undesirable to avoid the situation happening again

>>41648940

10/10 ass

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>>41633415
Fucking hilarious

>>41648940
There's some truth to that. I was molested when I was like 7 and I was obese by the age of 8.

>>41636208
>i am in charge forever
>is fat

No argument there

>>41634827
I miss 2010-2013 /pol/

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>>41634803
>tfw no hot gf to combat Maduro

>>41644542
Some people deserve to be beaten til death.

>>41649047
I gained 30lbs after I was molested. I also became very paranoid and aggressive.

Shit was not good

>>41647247
We all know what it was.

>Diet coke

>>41647344
#shawstrength

>>41634275
anybody got the file? It's been deleted

>>41634397
LMAO

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secret eaters is a wonderful show, because everyone thinks they know what is "healthy".

>it's whole grain, fruit and vegs, innit?
>inhales granola and a litre of orange juice concentrate

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>>41649604

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>>41649604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDy-NUIr-TI

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>>41644757
looks like the cover of twilight of the gods

>>41649604

There was a guy in a CBT thread that I was trying to help out yesterday. He was 5'11, 25 years old, weighed 220, and worked out 6 days a week.

Claimed he ate 2.2k calories a day, and maintained his weight.

I didn't even bother replying after he outlined his diet. I realized I was just going to be wasting my fucking time trying to puzzle out exactly what he was lying about. Fatties are literally all the same.

>>41644447
I got banned for posting this same pic a few months ago

>>41642672
underrated

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>>41644691
Top tier

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>>41649604
Oh for fucks sakes, that reminds me of this obesity in children documentary. The "healthy switch" in the kids diet was baked hot cheetos instead of regular cheetos, low fat poptarts, "honey wheat brown bread" and high sugar fruit juices instead of soda plus diet coke.

>>41644542
Pupper made it. Hes chasing squirrels too.

>>41649047
>>41648940
I was molested by my cousin at 5, been fit and very athletic my entire life.

Just socially fucked from it desu

>>41649675
watched it, and genuinely liked it.

they are just ignorant. when the secret eaters crew show them how much they eat, they are shocked, and really listen and use that information to better themselves.

Fatties who know no better, but then learn, are good in my book.

>>41649847
was your cousin a boy or a girl?

>>41645183
Wait is this like some kind of group where you try and actualize socialism like as part of a conservative club, to show how it doesn't work or are you unironically socialist and discussing socialism trying to make it work. I'm confused

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Louis C.K claimed he was 245lbs in this pic, and he's 6ft.

is it true? am I blind? he doesn't look anywhere near 245

>>41649889
probably

>>41642499
Yes. The Nazi economy needed constant warfare to sustain itself, which in itself is unsustainable. Even if they won, their economy would have collapsed soon after the war, leading to a large amount of unrest and eventually revolt.

>>41649579
>Disgustingly obese
>Smoking
Oy vey.

>>41649947
almost all the adultier adults in my family smoke, and most of them are very thin, but i've seen my parents try (and fail) to quit and they always BALLOON out when stop smoking. talking to smokers, almost all of them report the same; Weight loss when smoking, weight gain when quitting.

>>41649829
mirin that mech keyboard.

>>41649993
because tobacco is a stimulant and reduces appetite.

fat people don't eat because they're hungry

>>41649993
Nicotine curbs your appetite, so that explains that. Apparently it doesn't curb the girl in the pics appetite enough. I used to smoke a lot but decided to just save my money instead, I was definitely more hungry, I probably would have gained weight if I wasn't already tracking my macros at that point. Probably good advice for anyone looking to quit, make sure you don't fill the urge with something else.

>>41634803
Does rape count if its in self defense?

>>41645234
good thing he learned the Valsalva maneuver

>>41649579
redhead smart af staying in the door frame

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>>41644447

>>41649675
that shit has to be scripted and acted, nobody can be that unaware of their own eating habits

>>41644360
repost pls

>>41635959
is this what making it feels like ? literally getting mired so hard by a female policewoman that she takes you into custody for being sick cunt.

>>41650090
When I was around 13/14 i lost my appetite for most of the day for some reason (that happens), and come dinnertime and i was actually feeling hungry i decided not to eat just to see how long i could go.

being a little shit i was bragging to everyone at school about it, getting sympathy from some of the girls and stuff, it was awesome. i lasted 48 hours before eating.

why am i telling that story? because later, when i was getting fatter and fatter, i blamed that incident. i had read and heard about how metabolism works, and in my fat, fat mind, i somehow thought that fasting for a day 5 years ago had kicked my body into "survival mode", so now i was conserving all the fat from the healthy, small portions i ate.

i was not eating healthy, small portions, obviously. looking back i was eating shit.

but it somehow "I tried to see how hungry I could get when I was 13 so now I burn no calories" was more believable to me than "don't keep track of my eating habits and I'm wrong"

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>>41644447

>>41644584
I mean... you shouldn't treat your customers like that.

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>>41646288
> He was a pretty, a really pretty shell. And I understood that I wanted to be more than just trained.

There is that comforting fallacy again.

>Working out is hard, so that must be all he does.
>LOL, he has no personality or interests.
>Muscles = vapid, empty shell; soft, round body = well rounded personality
>I'm actually better than him even though I want him/want to be him and just seeing him makes me feel bad about myself...

>>41650236
no shit, but it's not illegal and it's a waste of tax money to call the police over it.

>>41650281
Well yeah good point. She could just call the manager.

>>41650331
that top left pumblr post has to be satire.

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>>41650358
I hope so

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>>41644525
capitalism loves fatties, they're basically the perfect customer/prole.

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>>41636208
>>41640074

>>41648857
sure, I wish I could be so shameles about my body

>>41646843
own apple tree, probably.

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Well this is the end of my dump, tried to keep the thread alive

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>>41650475
i will pick up where you left off, brother

>>41645234

Last rep face

>bin away from fit for about 6 months
>I've only seen 3/4ths of these
getting... better?

>>41644691
I almost shit my pants I laughed so hard

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fuck i love fake stories, something about them never fails to brighten my day

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nurses need raises 2k17

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>fat people are all graceful

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food cringe and fat cringe goes hand in hand

>>41650498
>butchering it to sound ghetto
>implying that the correct pronunciation of Queenetta doesn't already sound ghetto
>implying it doesn't sound even more ghetto than kwonneeta

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and that was my dump, guys. this thread is ded.

>>41650546
Nurgle's chosen have invaded America.

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>>41650428
>>41650434
That is fucked up
>>41650451
Kek

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THIS TRIGGERS /FIT/

>>41644447
>cutting for summer
I thought it was a tit from the thumbnail.

>>41644299
>walking up stairs is what constitutes an athlete

>>41646857
>communism
>encouraging productivity
good one

>>41650526
Its like they dont even try to make it sound real...

>>41644447
jesus christ wake the fuck up mods

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>>41645026
DELET THIS

>>41648940
come one people. we all get molested at some point in our lives. either repress those memories and move on or work through them in a healthy way and move on, but move on

>>41638017
yeah, nu-memes

>>41650535
These are beautiful. How old do you think the kid was?

>>41638017
Is this natty?

>>41650546
Fuck, been a while since I read that one. Nursing student here, FPH med stories are my favorite.

>>41650535
i cant find any cookie monster rap with these verses. its a real shame

>>41650606
god, been there done that

>>41635959
This article is from 2007. Now that Sweden is over-run with filthy muslim rapists, I bet they are PRAYING for swedes like Muscle-Man to protect their cucked buttholes.

>>41634803
sometimes I think maybe a little bit of that good ol' communism-induced widespread starvation would do the US some good

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>>41644299
People watch ballet to admire the human form in motion. Nobody wants to see a fucking fat person prance around a stage in form fitting clothes just like nobody wants to see a bunch of obese dudes get oiled up on stage in speedo's and strike poses as if that makes them bodybuilders.

To be a ballerina takes discipline. Most of those dancers end up destroying their feet from all the crazy shit they do performing ballet. You can't be a ballerina when your weight fucks up your feet worse than the the dance moves do.

>>41633268
>Having to get on a sofa and spread your legs 6 feet apart and arch your back at a 45 degree angle to force an ass
>only being able to push out that much

wew

>>41650295
>unlike other apes

Dude, what's the average BMI of a chimpanzee or a Gorilla? Them sons of bitches are like 90% muscle.

Not only that, the best swimmers in the world are low Bodyfat%. There's a difference between swimming and floating lol. If this sea-cow went out with the tide, she wouldn't have to struggle to stay afloat but when she tries to swim back to shore to be with "the rest of the apes", she'd pass out from exertion in under a minute.

>>41651997
Its even dumber when you consider that humans are one of the few animals that cant by instinct.

>>41651997
also literal whales are streamlined n shit

An amorphous blubber blob would be terrible at actually swimming

>>41649675
>DON'T think i'm eating enough