>rich >famous Still a virgin, what hope is there for me??

>rich

Doubt it

>famous

For being an autistic weirdo

>virgin

See above

> hope
Only if you review more pizzas you twinklet dyel faggot

3 years from now he could be swole af reviewing protein shakes and pre-workout

>>41632366

nigga gotta stop dressing like a 40 yo car salesman from the 50s, get a tan, haircut and lift

>>41632641
this

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>>41632640
He'd fill out those suits really well, too

>>41632640
>reviewbrah will never review protein shakes and pre/post workouts

why live

>>41632641
this

>>41632641
His clothes stule isn't that bad just his frame is too skinny to pull it off

if he had some muscle on him, heck even some fat, he'd look great

>>41633115
His style is bad.

>>41633147
No, it looks bad on him because of his non-existent frame

>>41633115
>slacks are pleated
>nothing form fit
>wide tie
>tie fucking tucked into pants
>pen in shirt pocket
>blazer goes down well below ass cheeks
>entire suit has strange, old school pattern
>no belt

WTF are you talking about "his style isn't bad". Never mind that he wears a suit every day, his style is fucking abysmal

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>>41632366

>>41633328
Post your style idiot

>>41632641
>>41632366
Here it goes op. All your missing is a fedora in that photo

>>41632366
WHY WONT HE STAND UP STRAIGHT

Who is this cunt?
Can anyone link me his shit?

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>>41632366

reviewbrah is all three of those for the same reason:

autistism + swagger

>>41632366
>Get up on platform
>Say you're looking for a mate

It may not solve anything, but you won't be a virgin anymore.