How do I achieve this body?

>>41630975
be raised by a single mother

dayum if i had tiddys like that i'd stay home to play with them and masturbate all day

>toilet paper
Every single time.

GSLP + RECOMP

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>sword on the wall
I am aware of the katana autism meme but damn there is at least some masculinity left in him

>>41630975
SS+GOMAD

>>41630975
Sausages and milkybars.

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>>41631225
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>41630975
if he tried, do you think he could look like a normie?

>>41631050
BOG ROLL

>>41630975
eat x f

>>41631558
He could lose the weight, but his face seems a big wonky

>drink tap water
>drink a gallon of soy milk a day (gosmad)
>never pick up a weight once
>consume processed food with soy as an ingredient (this js important)
>drink soda only from plastic bottles or cans lined with bpa
>make sure at least two meals a day are from mcdonalds

This should do it

>>41631575
he has that face deformity where his eyes are slightly asymmetric.
i have it too. it shows up a lot in pics unless i get just the right angle.
but he could probably be 5/10

>>41631225
I wonder if its been used on a war or battle of some kind?
Imagine being the ghost of the soldier that carried that sword, the weapon he carried through countless battles, seeing it sit in the room of a fat, smelly, autistic, blob that records himself rambling all day.

>>41630975
vote shillary x f

>>41630975
Cut hard for six months

>>41631597
Nigga it's a plastic toy
No way this guy could afford a genuine historical artifact

>>41631597
you can buy those swords at gimmick shops in industrial parks for $10

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>>41630975
Drink sips regularly no lie

>>41631590
Just FYI, the fears about soy being estrogenic are extremely overblown.

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>>41631784

Yes goy, soy is pefrectly safe and healthy! Keep eating it!

>>41630986
Fpbp