How to get dad hands?

>>41630606
Get a job

>>41630606
do what dads do.
>don't use chalk
>clean sticky shit off hands with gasoline
>fix cars
>seal jars extra tight so you have to open them later
>spank your kids
>slap your wife

>>41630606
arthritis

its how OJ got the glove to not fit by going off meds

>>41630625
You forgot about the wifebeaters he always used to wear.

>>41630641
I dont understand how could he kill those 2 people

Damn, what a faggot

>>41630606
Use tools for once in your god damned life

>>41630625
you have the last two mixed up

>>41630763
>thinks dads have sex
also dad hands only come after nofap for 20+ years
>no lotion no emotion

>>41630625
you forgot drinking until you pass out in a pool of your own vomit on the bathroom floor and have to have your kids take a piss while standing over top of you.....

oh wait that was my father

>>41630861
>everclear
>stomach acid
>urine
I think we found the dad hands magic recipe boys

>>41630606
hard labor

>>41630606
>Be a male
>Have a child

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>>41630625
>mfw I clean my hands with gasoline after i work on my car

My hands still look like boy hands but more square than your average fuccboi or neet than never worked or worked out

>>41630606
You could try spinning T-clamps on a cast mold in a foundry for 15 years. That seems to do the trick.

Get a wife with a dry pussy and finger often

>>41630606
> be 18
> builder
> dads a businessman
> have rougher hands than him already

>>41631490
>>41630625

wtf you people do realize gasoline is highly carcinogenic right? Gasoline stand attendants often retire with turmors and numb hands from that shit.