ITT we design the perfect gym

At least 5 of these

Kettlebell

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>>41629495
crap, forgot pic

>>41629468
No barbells

>>41629468
Dragon dildo activated leg extension machine

Dumbbells weighing 5 to 15 lbs

>>41629468
smith machine

Squat plug (XL)

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>>41629468

Pre-weighted manlets

Where are the digits???

A squat machine

manlet pit

smith mahcine

Manlet and Womanlet pit

Curl rack

gym falcon

Manlet pits

almond activator

>>41629468
tsunami bar

Lunk alarm

Zyzz poster

>>41629665
>>41629653
>>41629632
>>41629501
>off by one

itt /fit/ only uses bicep curl machine

>>41629677
/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
1 Bicep Curl Machine

Another bicep curl machine

>>41629689
tricep machine to go with

rolling for a Mewing Machine

curl rack

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>>41629689
just the one

>>41629468
elliptical

a cum cave

>>41629689
a potatoe

>>41629689
Another bicep curl machine c'mon

>>41629689
>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>1 Bicep Curl Machine
>1 Potato

Zyzz statue with signature pose

>>41629563
>>41629583
>>41629854
Rolling trips for these

>>41629811
/fit/'s ideal gym now has
1 potato
1 bicep curl machine

100 foot deep manlet pit

squat plugs

giraffe

>>41629894
potato launcher

A communal shower with a hose

>>41629468
male only sauna

a guillotine

Communal gf

a pizza hut

A manlet pit

out of order drinking fountain

>>41629966
/fit/'s ideal gym now has a potato, a bicep curl machine, and a broken water fountain

>>41629468
Treadmill

Zyzz statue.

>>41629468

Squat rack

A yoga/zumba area

We need smith machines to sit on between sets

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this

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Whatever this is + manlet pit and zyzz statue

Gf

>>41629986
Squat plugs

>>41629468
Laying hamstrong curl machine in the middle of the gym, women only

All other machines are faced toward this machine in a circular fashion for test boosts

We suck at this dubs game

>>41630013
Rerolling for this

>>41629998
damn...

>>41630013
YESSSS LETS GO

>>41630013
this

>>41629995
Rerolling for flying jesus cross

Big P hamstring and glute stretcher

manlet pit

>>41630013
WE NEED THIS

Mirrors on the ceiling

free donuts

Mandatory GOMAD+SS days

>>41630013
PLEASE

>>41629986
This

>>41630100
/fit/'s ideal gym now has
1 bicep curl machine
1 potato
1 broken water fountain
1 ceiling with mirrors
1 box of free donuts

Victorian era architecture and a grand piano

>>41629468
Fat manlet pt

a fucking grizzly bear

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>>41629998

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>>41629468

>>41629468
Jazzercise area

>>41629977
>/fit/'s ideal gym now has a potato, a bicep curl machine, and a broken water fountain, a treadmill, donuts, ceiling mirrors, and a tug toner

Nude male model for free spots.

A free cardio bunny

>>41630266
/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
potato
bicep curl machine
broken water fountain
treadmill
donuts
ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny

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A 1/2 scale model of Arnolds chest, molded from blu-tack

Smith Machine

Brehs we have no bars

rolling for a barbell, someone roll for plates

>>41630299
/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar

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>>41630299
plates, but only up to 25 pounds.

>>41630319
Plates up to 10 lbs

Olympic weightlifting platform

Plates that wont fit an oly bar.

Full set of Olympic weights, up to 700lbs, but the weights are plastic containers full of semen. Don't drop the fucking weights.

micro oly plates

A penis inspection booth

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medium-sized squat plug

>>41630099
pink champagne on ice

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>>41630299
all plates are Hex plates

A giant ice sculpture of zyzz in the center of the gym

Pink fuzzy 5lb Dumbbells

The floor is entirely one big wooden deadlift platform

>>41630411
/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar
a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs

a qt gym receptionist

Rich piana as a personal trainer

a 1.25 lb plate

1 .25 lb pl8 with a lunk alarm that goes off when dropped

a curl rack

>>41630348
>Olympic weights
>don't drop the bar
Are you retarded or does it take effort to be this stupid?

Rolling for bumper plates up to 1000kg

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rental squat plugs shelf

>>41630538
rolling for octagonal plates up to 1kg

Power rack that always seems to missing a barbell

Plate vending machine

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rollerskating track with short-shorts rentals

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>>41629468
ROLL. gimme dem wagon wheel plates

>>41630583
roll or killself

Faggots trying to rape you machine

a suicide booth

Almond activation centre

gf simulator

GOMAD dispenser

Open showers

No girls allowed sign

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The ass pounder 4000

A free cardio bunny that is willing to bang me but no one else

a plate dispenser that doesn't have any plates inside

A troop of gains goblins

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We planet fitness now.

Bondage Dungeon with Daddy Dom trainer

>>41629468
1 squat rack
15kg Women's bars only.
200kg of bumper plates most of which are falling a part
only 1 25kg
A playlist with only the top 40 songs on it
5 punching bags
50 treadmills
1 elliptical
3 rowing machines
2.5 benches
30 crunch machines

a set of shakeweights

Shake weight BLACKED edition

>>41630933
>>41631011


ADD EM OP GWT TO WORK

>>41631022

MAKE THAT TWO OF BOTH

>>41630933
Yaay!

communal squat plug

>>41631113
reroll

An oubliette

One extra hungry gains goblin

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tsunami bar!

A manlet DYEL who gives unsolicited advice

>>41629994
wow that's nice

>>41631211
squat rack for my dubs i guess

A row of power cages with pull up bars and all the weights you need

>>41629468
treadmills

curl racks

/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar
a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
two supersized shakeweight
a (FINALLY) squat rack

45 plates

A sips machine that takes debit

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>>41629468
>tfw no university weight room

>>41631273

You forgot the shakeweight BLACKED edition
>>41631011

smith machine

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Big black shakeweight

Check'em.

An old guy who creeps on everyone to tell them how much he used to be able to lift when he was much younger

pajeet

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Glute spread machine

A plate dispenser

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Dumbells that only go up to 10 pounds

Fridge exclusively reserved for barbell butter

>>41631273
/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar
a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
a (FINALLY) squat rack

The rite of kindling

A manlet (under 6'6) gladiator pit

Wall shit

>>41629468
a rack full of fidget spinners of varying sizes and weights

stickers

>>41631677
WEW!

>>41631686
also reroll for this

Mandatory penis inspections

A 20 foot statue of Zyzz with a fountain that sprays out chocolate whey protein shakes.

>>41631729
rerolling for this.

/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar
a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
a (FINALLY) squat rack
a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6

A 30 foot statue of the King of /fit/ guy in the middle of the gym

A curl rack

At NutriBullet™ Nutrient Extractor®

>>41631759
Reroll for this but it's boogie

smith machines

>>41631770
Reroll for this but it's VG

>>41631729
Rerolling for this guy since it sounds amazing.

A drinking fountain with only whole milk

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>>41631749

A lifesize replica of alexander jahans with fully functional titties

A pl8 and squat plug dispenser (dimes only)

The gym is built on different levels around a 100 ft statue of big lenny

>>41629468
another squat rack

PA system that periodically blasts "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY" throughout the gym

>>41631816

LMFAO he has a roll of toilet paper on his mattress !

Rolling to call it Guy Heaven
and also to install an uppercut machine

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OP's mom as a communal gym cum dumpster

>>41631948
Pls

/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar
a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
a (FINALLY) squat rack
a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals

>>41631816
Would be so good. Right boob is pre-workout NO-Explode, left boob is post-workout chocolate milk.

>>41631915

Don't forget to do your kickers / twisters.

>>41631980

Forgot the sips machine that takes debit >>41631366

We also need the staff to be completely made up of Asuka clones (best girl).

Op here, gym looks good, lets get some plates and a name

Rolling for 1.5 pairs of 45 lb plates

>>41632029
/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
a potato
a bicep curl machine
a broken water fountain
a treadmill
a table of donuts
one layer of ceiling mirrors
a tug toner
a free cardio bunny
an oly bar
a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
a (FINALLY) squat rack
a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
a sips machine that takes debit

no girls aloud sign

Raw broccoli buffet

>>41632031
Gym is named "Scoob's basement"

>>41632046
oops meant allowed

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>>41630275
Is this how Planet Fitness was created?

>>41631980
We could have ended up with this?
So close to making it.

Are we talking Janoy Cresva kind of potato?

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>>41629468
Glory hole in the mens room.

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>>41629468

Landmine!!

>>41632113
Reroll

>>41630383
roll

>>41632122
>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)

>>41632113
rollinnggg hnnngg

An inverted deadlift platform where you hang from the ceiling and have to deadlift the weight off the floor

>>41629998
Time to roll for this.

Not giving up.

>>41632155
>>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>>a potato
>>a bicep curl machine
>>a broken water fountain
>>a treadmill
>>a table of donuts
>>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>>a tug toner
>>a free cardio bunny
>>an oly bar
>>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>>a sips machine that takes debit
>>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench

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a massive gym full of everything Rogue makes...

3 Curling Racks

No squatting allowed

>>41632160
45lbs pl8s

>>41632160
Damn a literal landmine isn't what i was after lmfao

>>41632166
>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench
>a sprawling gym inside the gym. due to building codes, this second gym was scaled to manlet sizes. this second manlet gym contains a bunch of Rogue brand equipment

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>>41632166
praise kek

>>41631816

Reroll for jahans

>>41632187
Affluent musical instrument, as the official PT

>>41632206
Reroll

>>41629994
>tfw going there next year
Comfy

Set of plates and oly bar

lunk alarm

Shakeweight rack

>>41632187
another oly bar

MMA section run by Joe Rogan

a bowl of eggs

Someone has to take care of the literal landmine before anyone goes in

>>41632327
That landmine is my fault, i feel obligated to roll for a personal Bomb Squad Unit.

A bowflex

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>2017
>not having a gym clown

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Door is manlet height.

A very aggressive Manlet with red shoes and pierced ears

Instead of chalk you get protein powder

A litter of sick kittens that smell awful

>>41632422
YESSSSS

A multi tiered sauna that serves as the gym senate chambers

>>41632422
Why tho
Also checked, we got sick kittens. I guess the members can adopt em.

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a skateboard, but it can only be used for squatting

>>41632422
Rolling for more sick kittens

>>41632444
jesus

>>41632442
No. They're gym equipment.
You don't adopt a treadmill.

Rolling for more kittens.
>>41632422

>>41632422
>>41632444
Rolling for instructor for teaching the kittens to skateboard

>>41632422
Rolling for sick kittens

100 ft tall statue of big lenny striking an ab and thigh pose

A troop (40-60) of chimps.

Sips fountains

>>41632483
>>41632460
>>41632422
>>41632446
And some Jr high kid ruined the thread, good game guys. I'll catch you next time.

>>41632504
>not rolling for dubs to get rid of the kittens

>>41632500
would go just for the sips

>>41632504
Bruh I'm 22

Rolling for chimp troop
>>41632497

at least five hamster wheel treadmills, increasing from manlet size, to those able to accommodate a 7' man

also, gym traps for usage, lots of traps

A moat around the gym to keep blacks out

A Ferris wheel

>>41632497
The troop is released into the gym at random intervals throughout the week

A Trojan horse full of gains goblins

>>41629468
Squat rack.

Because there could be infinite squat racks, and there's still never one open.

A family of Pajeets

>>41632596
only if they bring the curry stench with them

>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench
>a sprawling gym inside the gym. due to building codes, this second gym was scaled to manlet sizes. this second manlet gym contains a bunch of Rogue brand equipment
>one litter of sick kittens

Lunk alarm

A$AP Rocky

>>41632605
three squat skateboards faggot

John Madden

>>41632633
does that make it four skateboards? or six? counting the ones from earlier

zero sips shills

A fat sweaty asian who talks loudly on the phone in the locker room 24/7. Sometimes he takes creepshots of particularly muscular guys.

Riff Raff

colored-only hours

>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench
>a sprawling gym inside the gym. due to building codes, this second gym was scaled to manlet sizes. this second manlet gym contains a bunch of Rogue brand equipment
>one litter of sick kittens
>6 squat skateboards

Smith Machines that have all the levels just slightly too high for manlets.

Squat plugs preused from goodwill.

A well hung Somali pirate

Crossfit only from 4-10 pm.

All of the new year resolutioners become regulars every year

A xenomorph.

Crossbranding agreement with Torrid.

>>41630135
squat rack barbel and weight set

A manlet who's always curling in the squat rack whenever you need it

a second potato

Squat Machine, the gasoline powered one. Not one of those new electric ones.

>>41632700
fuck
>rolling for gym falcon

Inspirational posters of Meghan Trainor feeding cake to Amy Schumer.

Squidward

>>41629468
trap bar

John cena action figure

Yoga class sponsored by Curves.

>>41632735
Rolling for this, but only if trap bar is just a bunch of traps lined up along the wall.

No floor

Co-located with a Salvation Army used clothing sorting centre.

>>41632725
Reroll. High Test Baby!!!

>at the sips machine
>listening to "LIGHT WEITHT BABY" on the intercom over and over again
>sick kittens coughing in the corner
>a xenomorph killing people as they slip on skateboards

>>41632663
An assortment of naked slutty cardiobunnies and qt musclegirls.

a feeding trough filled with oats.

>>41632700
>tfw a xenomorph implanting me is my only chance of ever reproducing
Avenge me, my NEETomorph child

>>41632780
Wrong critter m8
The facehugger impregnates you
The xeno is what comes out of you and kills people.

Free amyl nitrate and lube.

>>41632713

reroll

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oh god what have you done /fit/

let's get some plates. rolling for 1 plate

a shower room.

Hep C on all the bars and athletes foot in the showers.

>>41632807
A shower room full of naked horny fit sluts of every desirable body type.

klokov as a personal trainer.

Sharp edges on all the plates.

>>41632794
Heh, nerd

A student body of a Catholic school

One (1) skateboard

a shaolin temple

>>41632834
Rolling for a gains goblin that only attacks people that don't know about the Alien movies

An information booth about veganism and celiac disease. You are required to take, study, and pass a quiz on the information every time you enter the gym.

a half pipe

>>41632826
A shower room of horny naked rent boys.

pack of roiders that always do stupid shit like 1inch ROM shrugs with all the plates in the gym.

a steroid dispenser.

A silver GameCube system with Resident Evil 4

lmao 49pl8

>>41632881
reroll

Dynamic tension room.

>>41632865

roll

>>41632797
Need this.

Gains goblin who will try to stick gym users with a syringe full of estrogen

a gravity chamber.

a noose

bees

>>41632919
a hyperbolic time chamber.

Elsa Jean getting railed by a gaggle of bbc's

>>41631729
A 20 foot statue of Zyzz that sprays whey protein powder at anyone within 10 feet and loudly proclaims "You mirin'?"

>>41632846
Rolling for a roided up chimpanzee that only rips apart nerds

>>41632962
this

>>41629854
rollin'

>>41632826
rolling

White guilt

>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench
>a sprawling gym inside the gym. due to building codes, this second gym was scaled to manlet sizes. this second manlet gym contains a bunch of Rogue brand equipment
>one litter of sick kittens
>6 squat skateboards
>a gym xenomorph
>a gas-powered squat machine

>>41633010
slaves

An Olympic bar with 7pl8s welded on each side of it.

"I don't sweat I sparkle" poster on every wall

a twink with a tight boipucci.

rerolling for gym clown

toilet for the after squat shits

HULKMANIA TO RUN WILD ON YOUUUU BROTHERRR

zero sips shills

>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench
>a sprawling gym inside the gym. due to building codes, this second gym was scaled to manlet sizes. this second manlet gym contains a bunch of Rogue brand equipment
>one litter of sick kittens
>6 squat skateboards
>a gym xenomorph
>a gas-powered squat machine
>one twink (currently tight boipucci)
>one toilet for pooping

Mandatory kegal form inspections every other tuesday

One pair of poop scissors, chained to wall next to poop toilet

some ghosts, nothing gives gains better than a good haunting

Ariana Grande on repeat

>/fit/'s ideal gym now has:
>a potato
>a bicep curl machine
>a broken water fountain
>a treadmill
>a table of donuts
>one layer of ceiling mirrors
>a tug toner
>a free cardio bunny
>an oly bar
>a pair of pink fuzzy 5lb dbs
>two bondage dungeons each with a daddy dom trainer (no group sessions)
>two supersized shakeweight (BLACKED edition)
>a (FINALLY) squat rack
>a manlet gladiator arena for those under 6'6
>a PA system that blasts LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! on powerlifter-rest-length intervals
>a sips machine that takes debit
>a landmine (not a landmine bar holder, a literal landmine)
>a non-adjustable flat bench
>a sprawling gym inside the gym. due to building codes, this second gym was scaled to manlet sizes. this second manlet gym contains a bunch of Rogue brand equipment
>one litter of sick kittens
>6 squat skateboards
>a gym xenomorph
>a gas-powered squat machine
>one twink (currently tight boipucci)
>one toilet for pooping
>one artist on repeat that causes all lifters to have a blast and get explosive gains

>>41629468
An onahole hip thrust machine

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>>41629468
http://imgur.com/a/VZqKR
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Communal squat plug